Mar 2015
1.. A man obsessed with self-improvement. He only falls for women who make him "want to be a better man." He becomes that better man, then leaves them.
2. Horror aficionado who's obsessed with death; falls in love with women who are dead on the inside.
3, 4, 5, 6. A gay man falls in love with a straight man.
A straight woman falls in love with a gay man.
A straight man falls in love with a gay woman.
A gay woman falls in love with a straight woman.
7. A ****** falls in love with a **** star.
8. A strategic genius falls in love, then treats every action and word as maneuvers in some elaborate game that she has no idea is even being played. He loses.
9. A drug addict falls in love with anyone.
10. Momma's boy who hates his mother; only falls for women he can't stand.
11. Bored sociopath/criminal moves to a new town and tries to convince the locals that he's afraid of everything (so that they won't suspect him of doing anything remotely dangerous). A woman who actually is afraid of everything feels bad for him and tries her best to comfort him. He falls in love with her.
2. Horror aficionado who's obsessed with death; falls in love with women who are dead on the inside.
3, 4, 5, 6. A gay man falls in love with a straight man.
A straight woman falls in love with a gay man.
A straight man falls in love with a gay woman.
A gay woman falls in love with a straight woman.
7. A ****** falls in love with a **** star.
8. A strategic genius falls in love, then treats every action and word as maneuvers in some elaborate game that she has no idea is even being played. He loses.
9. A drug addict falls in love with anyone.
10. Momma's boy who hates his mother; only falls for women he can't stand.
11. Bored sociopath/criminal moves to a new town and tries to convince the locals that he's afraid of everything (so that they won't suspect him of doing anything remotely dangerous). A woman who actually is afraid of everything feels bad for him and tries her best to comfort him. He falls in love with her.
12. Okay, so there's this guy right, and he's in love with the idea of monogamous and lasting love, but he's terrified of long-term commitment. Like, really freaking scared of it. So what he does is, he pretends to be terminally ill. He does all his research, shaves his head, takes the pills, coughs, walks with a limp - you get the picture. So this guy who isn't sick but plays the part of someone whose days are numbered, what he does is, he courts women who are actually terminally ill. These women fall in love with him and he gets married to them during their final days. They die, of course. They're terminally ill for chrissakes! He mourns them convincingly enough, but we all know that he's really thinking "what a relief!" After awhile, the ******* gets lonely again then he goes out and does it all over.
Now here's the twist: one of these girls that he's charmed; a sweet, lovely, dying girl that he gets hitched to, what she does is, she fully recovers from her illness soon after the wedding! It's a ******* miracle of modern science!
Now here's the twist: one of these girls that he's charmed; a sweet, lovely, dying girl that he gets hitched to, what she does is, she fully recovers from her illness soon after the wedding! It's a ******* miracle of modern science!
