Lord of the Flies *****
It is a terrible book
It is worse than death

Piggy is now dead
He was crushed by a boulder
He will not be missed

I am pants
Pants am I
When I see myself
I want to cry

Me is pants
Pants is me
I think that
I'm real ******

They are pants
Pants are they
I hate them
Every single day

Dear sandwiches,
You're awesome
Everything about you
Is perfect

Your swarm white bread
Baked golden-brown in a pan of butter
Crunchy on the outside
Light as a pillow on the inside

Your lettuce
Cold and crunchy like an apple
Freshly picked
A strong base layer

The cheese
So many types
Romano, Mozzarella, Pepper Jack
Muenster, Cheddar, & American

And the meat
Oh how I love you
With your savory, salted taste
You truly are what makes a sandwich

Last, but not least, the sauce
A tangy break from the norm
Dripping from the sides
A perfect mess

Thank you sandwiches
For everything