"zippity" poems - Hello Poetry

Zippity do dah zippity a My oh my what a FUCKIN' HOT *** day Plenty of sunshine heading my way ........HHHOOOOOOLLLLDDD UUUPP!! Sunshine heading my away!?! HELL NO sunshine I've got something to say: "Your shine is too bright, Your rays are too hot, You weren't invited to hang out, & you take too long to leave!! Staying cool is forever a fight, Rain I sure do miss you an awful lot! I hate being in a ******* drought! Sweet drippin' in places you wouldn't believe!!" Zippity do dah zippity a My oh my what a wonderful day!!

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Aug 5, 2014

Aug 5, 2014 at 7:54 AM UTC

becky-littmann

Zippity Do Dah ...REMIX

Zippity do dah zippity a My oh my what a FUCKIN' HOT *** day Plenty of sunshine heading my way ........HHHOOOOOOLLLLDDD UUUPP!! Sunshine heading my away!?! HELL NO sunshine I've got something to say: "Your shine is too bright, Your rays are too hot, You weren't invited to hang out, & you take too long to leave!! Staying cool is forever a fight, Rain I sure do miss you an awful lot! I hate being in a ******* drought! Sweet drippin' in places you wouldn't believe!!" Zippity do dah zippity a My oh my what a wonderful day!!

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I’m still stuck in the fairy tales Of magic shoes and handsome prince, Of servants of my own to boss And I’m still at wash by hand and rinse. My dreams of riches and luxury Are still around and just as strong But haven’t come true that much. So I must be doing something wrong. Zippity zappity, zoppity, zoom. This is me begging at the moon. Flaffity, naffity, raffity, roon. My fairy godmother needs to come soon! I’ve kissed so many **** frogs My lips have become amphibious But not one morphed into a prince So, the solution must be obvious: I am not holding my mouth right Or kissing in the wrong phase of moon. I am not going to be able to hold on If this wish doesn’t come true soon. Zippity zappity, zoppity, zoom. This is me begging at the moon. Flaffity, naffity, raffity, roon. My fairy godmother needs to come soon! I’ve bought magic seeds and amulets To help the process on it’s magic way But nothing seems to be working for me. There must be better words to say. Some kind of abracadabra mantra That makes the real voodoo begin. If I ever get this incantation right II’m going to do it again and again. Zippity zappity, zoppity, zoom. This is me begging at the moon. Flaffity, naffity, raffity, roon. My fairy godmother needs to come soon!

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Sep 8, 2017

Sep 8, 2017 at 5:04 PM UTC

brent-kincaid

MAGIC TRICKS

I’m still stuck in the fairy tales Of magic shoes and handsome prince, Of servants of my own to boss And I’m still at wash by hand and rinse. My dreams of riches and luxury Are still around and just as strong But haven’t come true that much. So I must be doing something wrong. Zippity zappity, zoppity, zoom. This is me begging at the moon. Flaffity, naffity, raffity, roon. My fairy godmother needs to come soon! I’ve kissed so many **** frogs My lips have become amphibious But not one morphed into a prince So, the solution must be obvious: I am not holding my mouth right Or kissing in the wrong phase of moon. I am not going to be able to hold on If this wish doesn’t come true soon. Zippity zappity, zoppity, zoom. This is me begging at the moon. Flaffity, naffity, raffity, roon. My fairy godmother needs to come soon! I’ve bought magic seeds and amulets To help the process on it’s magic way But nothing seems to be working for me. There must be better words to say. Some kind of abracadabra mantra That makes the real voodoo begin. If I ever get this incantation right II’m going to do it again and again. Zippity zappity, zoppity, zoom. This is me begging at the moon. Flaffity, naffity, raffity, roon. My fairy godmother needs to come soon!

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Zippity Zappity Zap Jolt yourself awake Zippity Zappity Zap A spark of inspiration Zippity Zappity Zap Bolt over to the goal Zippity Zappity Zap Shocking that you failed Zippity Zappity Zap Linger in my thunder Zippity Zappity Zap

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Mar 13, 2018

Mar 13, 2018 at 4:59 PM UTC

JKLLZ

Superior

Zippity Zappity Zap Jolt yourself awake Zippity Zappity Zap A spark of inspiration Zippity Zappity Zap Bolt over to the goal Zippity Zappity Zap Shocking that you failed Zippity Zappity Zap Linger in my thunder Zippity Zappity Zap

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What happened to the land of the free? What ever became of American equality? When was The Great Take-back begun? What became of “with malice toward none”? What happened to rich people’s responsibilities? When did we decide our peers were enemies? Why didn’t we learn from the Great Depression? Why are we letting them set up another session? Eenie meanie mighty mo, when is it fine to hire a ** Hickory slicker zippity zopp, when is this b.s. going to stop? Why have we let ourselves think like adolescents? Why do we keep liars and cheaters in our presence? It’s up to us each who what lies we should tolerate, So when does being a mountebank go out of date? When do we start fighting and hitting bullies back When they make it known they’re on the wrong track. How many times will they have to lie and steal For the rest of us to know their villainy is real? Fluster and bluster and flippity flopping, confidence is dropping We can no longer trust our leaders to protect, so let’s reject. When did all of our statesman turn into real estate’s men? When did the human in humanity cease to matter at all? What makes half the country vote for a scoundrel horde? What did our country accomplish by dropping the ball? Why have we become the people we used to dislike so And now we are the ones who arm and **** each other? And why do we still have many lifetimes or more to go To finish paying for murdering and pillaging our brothers? Questions, suggestions, all are loudly ignored by them, Our leaders whose sense of decency has grown dim.

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May 24, 2018

May 24, 2018 at 4:50 PM UTC

brent-kincaid

GOOD QUESTIONS

What happened to the land of the free? What ever became of American equality? When was The Great Take-back begun? What became of “with malice toward none”? What happened to rich people’s responsibilities? When did we decide our peers were enemies? Why didn’t we learn from the Great Depression? Why are we letting them set up another session? Eenie meanie mighty mo, when is it fine to hire a ** Hickory slicker zippity zopp, when is this b.s. going to stop? Why have we let ourselves think like adolescents? Why do we keep liars and cheaters in our presence? It’s up to us each who what lies we should tolerate, So when does being a mountebank go out of date? When do we start fighting and hitting bullies back When they make it known they’re on the wrong track. How many times will they have to lie and steal For the rest of us to know their villainy is real? Fluster and bluster and flippity flopping, confidence is dropping We can no longer trust our leaders to protect, so let’s reject. When did all of our statesman turn into real estate’s men? When did the human in humanity cease to matter at all? What makes half the country vote for a scoundrel horde? What did our country accomplish by dropping the ball? Why have we become the people we used to dislike so And now we are the ones who arm and **** each other? And why do we still have many lifetimes or more to go To finish paying for murdering and pillaging our brothers? Questions, suggestions, all are loudly ignored by them, Our leaders whose sense of decency has grown dim.

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Tiny little tippy toes, Eight Zip zippity zip across, Wait Silk strings float upon the air, Fly Invisible trap of death, Sly Needle sharp two juicy fangs Poke Merry-go-round goes dinner Choke Save the fat one for later Date Tiny little beady eyes, Eight

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Jan 27, 2022

Jan 27, 2022 at 11:42 PM UTC

desiree-schort

I eat flies for dinner

Tiny little tippy toes, Eight Zip zippity zip across, Wait Silk strings float upon the air, Fly Invisible trap of death, Sly Needle sharp two juicy fangs Poke Merry-go-round goes dinner Choke Save the fat one for later Date Tiny little beady eyes, Eight

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One night, when my head lay nestled Softly against some down, One night in particular I was awakened by a sound. Perhaps I am dreaming? I thought to myself. But if I am dreaming, How can I ponder to myself? Awake. Yes I am certain of this. Awoken from my slumber it is obvious. But why? Is what I wonder. Why so suddenly? And sure enough the answer, Was right in front of me. A rappity tap A rappity tap TAP TAP Subtle..but I heard that. I slowly lower myself from bed, Careful not to bump my head. I tippity-toe tippity-toe To my bedroom door Which of course, To my remorse Is on the upper floor. I peer around the corner, But I know that no one is home. Its just me and Mr. Mittens Other than that, I'm all alone. I creep along the hallway, Careful not to alert my guest I stop atop my spiral staircase, And listen closely for the rest. Bingity boom Bingity BOOM BOOM!! That was definitely in my living room! Wide awake and terrified, I grip the railing very tight. Step by step I ease along, Bumping every picture on the wall. My heart is pounding in my chest. I need a second to catch my breath. 1... 2... 3... Its quiet now or so it seems.. 4... 5... 6... Maybe thats the end of it. I take a breath and begin to step.. Zippity zap! ZIPPITY ZAP! ZAP! Something just flew by so very fast! Thats it I've had enough! Enough of all this really weird stuff! I MARCH right into the living room, And walk right into a zooming zoom! ZOOM! A lamp goes crash CRASH! A fur ball goes dash DASH! Aha! I marvel at the scene. A scene that is EXACTLY as it seems. "MR. MITTENS YOU DROP THAT MOUSE! NO MORE ROUGH HOUSING AROUND MY HOUSE!"

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Feb 5, 2018

Feb 5, 2018 at 5:37 PM UTC

theREDxLEADER

The Intellectual Misconceptions of Professor Merrynot

One night, when my head lay nestled Softly against some down, One night in particular I was awakened by a sound. Perhaps I am dreaming? I thought to myself. But if I am dreaming, How can I ponder to myself? Awake. Yes I am certain of this. Awoken from my slumber it is obvious. But why? Is what I wonder. Why so suddenly? And sure enough the answer, Was right in front of me. A rappity tap A rappity tap TAP TAP Subtle..but I heard that. I slowly lower myself from bed, Careful not to bump my head. I tippity-toe tippity-toe To my bedroom door Which of course, To my remorse Is on the upper floor. I peer around the corner, But I know that no one is home. Its just me and Mr. Mittens Other than that, I'm all alone. I creep along the hallway, Careful not to alert my guest I stop atop my spiral staircase, And listen closely for the rest. Bingity boom Bingity BOOM BOOM!! That was definitely in my living room! Wide awake and terrified, I grip the railing very tight. Step by step I ease along, Bumping every picture on the wall. My heart is pounding in my chest. I need a second to catch my breath. 1... 2... 3... Its quiet now or so it seems.. 4... 5... 6... Maybe thats the end of it. I take a breath and begin to step.. Zippity zap! ZIPPITY ZAP! ZAP! Something just flew by so very fast! Thats it I've had enough! Enough of all this really weird stuff! I MARCH right into the living room, And walk right into a zooming zoom! ZOOM! A lamp goes crash CRASH! A fur ball goes dash DASH! Aha! I marvel at the scene. A scene that is EXACTLY as it seems. "MR. MITTENS YOU DROP THAT MOUSE! NO MORE ROUGH HOUSING AROUND MY HOUSE!"

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