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"worker" poems
Maybe it's for you but not for me, but who knows? When will the time stop and give way to the paradoxical space that will shove the soul out of its life, eventually? Tend to think that the archetypal white collar worker is what you should be before you delve into the reality? Jumped into the ripest chord of a void song, and you found nothing but truth and perplexity? Threw yourself into the wilderness but you are still deprived of happiness, only peace, filled with emptiness? Crashed the mental into bi-polarizing set of uncertainty and sanity, driving everything towards the ravine of confusion and misinterpretation? Dropped the last sweat of joy and contentment before you discover the eventuality, pessimistic value of the whole context?   Until the ultimate full stop appears, will you understand what is the whole story is all about?
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Mar 31, 2018
Mar 31, 2018 at 6:56 AM UTC
Maybe it's for you but not for me, but who knows?
When I grow up, I want to be a dentist Astronaut or mage apprentice. I want to be a dancer, an artist, a king. I'm hoping to stand on a stage and sing. When I grow up, I want to be a lawyer, Or have lead role in the play Tom Sawyer. I'll be a comedian, and make people laugh! Or the CEO with a thousand staff. I'll be a waitress, a teacher, a vet. Snow White's eighth dwarf that no one has met! I might be a chef, or a scientist. How about architect or alchemist? When I grow up, I'll be a song writer Or maybe your friendly, next-door firefighter. I'll be a technician or pharmacy worker, A fashion designer or New York stock broker. I'm gonna be everything, just you wait and see! But I think in the end I'm just gonna be me.
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May 22, 2012
May 22, 2012 at 10:53 AM UTC
When I Grow Up
A harbor town, just like this one, swept up in fog the seagulls, ghosts emerging from the skies the river glistens soft & wide, the Cranes for now are sleeping giants he kisses her, the anxious gun pressed tight against his hand in his pocket he is a dock worker she is a seamstress they're a black & white film because technicolor here is impossible he is you & she is me we speak only in French the kids on the block will get you the next day.
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Sep 6, 2015
Sep 6, 2015 at 3:47 PM UTC
A Dream in Black & White
As we climb great heights we forget the grounds below. Much like mountainclimbers, people earning more money than their friends tend to be greedier, selfish, ignorant and egotistical. CEOs, for example, tend to forget those on foodstamps. In fact, their salaries are 484 times that of the average worker. Helloooo 20 vacation homes! Inequality is rising in this country at an alarming rate. The top 1% owns about 80% of the wealth in our country. What can I say? Those few mountainclimbers can't even look past their noses.
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Mar 16, 2014
Mar 16, 2014 at 11:24 PM UTC
Inequality
If I'm the Doctor,you're the nurse This surgery couldn't get any worse Until I find out I'm not a Doctor- or a Miracle worker. You're so close from pulling the red right out of me Now you made it blue Like the artificial coloring dyes I really can't say goodbye
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Jul 16, 2015
Jul 16, 2015 at 3:45 PM UTC
Surgery Without Knowledge
I will tell you a story In all its glory Explaining the ****** ***** Creating much more than The eye can see Its a story about a vibrant flower So beautiful it needs to be to attract the buzzing honey bees The story goes some thing like this So you can see the flowers multiply through the years Make two Four and many more The bee flys along and sees so many Beautiful flowers Longing to devour But which one So many colours Shapes Sizes Flowers cascading Parading So shameless Stands still Wow Striking Its a big bright pink one Circular in shape Bold Beautiful Its the one Open, with so many soft small petals Glistening with the rain drops Shining in the sun Sparkling with beauty from within Makes the bee meander to thee The bee needs to reproduce Suduced Stops and fills Spreads the seeds Allowed to please Pollunates Impregnates Recreates What you dont see is the story Combined with the True glory Of the extra ordinary ***** The beauty Of the buzzing bee Combined With the  gold assigned Inside So free Flying Trying Frantically to find the The hive Taking nectar Making honey, wax, all kind of f Fascinating lines Made from hexagon They divide into the lines They are full with precious delights The story continues The more you learn The more you yearn To see a honey bee Together the bee and the ****** ***** make harmony The vibrant flower allowed to duplicate More beauty for all to see For all to feel The special honey bee procreate and makes Wax creating ambiance Such a clever bee A savont; such a worker Magical tyrant Buzzing madly yearning to create the sweetest honey A honey bee can make Its like you to me You're the combination Make migrations in me Spreading beauty from within To others to proceed And begin I feel it with you; Vibrant flower Honey bee Coming together Creating so much sweet honey in me It's a wonderful story to me You see The story of the flower and the honey bee
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May 5, 2016
May 5, 2016 at 8:18 PM UTC
The story of the flower and the bee
I will tell you a story In all its glory Explaining the ****** ***** Creating much more than The eye can see Its a story about a vibrant flower So beautiful it needs to be to attract the buzzing honey bees The story goes some thing like this So you can see the flowers multiply through the years Make two Four and many more The bee flys along and sees so many Beautiful flowers Longing to devour But which one So many colours Shapes Sizes Flowers cascading Parading So shameless Stands still Wow Striking Its a big bright pink one Circular in shape Bold Beautiful Its the one Open, with so many soft small petals Glistening with the rain drops Shining in the sun Sparkling with beauty from within Makes the bee meander to thee The bee needs to reproduce Suduced Stops and fills Spreads the seeds Allowed to please Pollunates Impregnates Recreates What you dont see is the story Combined with the True glory Of the extra ordinary ***** The beauty Of the buzzing bee Combined With the  gold assigned Inside So free Flying Trying Frantically to find the The hive Taking nectar Making honey, wax, all kind of f Fascinating lines Made from hexagon They divide into the lines They are full with precious delights The story continues The more you learn The more you yearn To see a honey bee Together the bee and the ****** ***** make harmony The vibrant flower allowed to duplicate More beauty for all to see For all to feel The special honey bee procreate and makes Wax creating ambiance Such a clever bee A savont; such a worker Magical tyrant Buzzing madly yearning to create the sweetest honey A honey bee can make Its like you to me You're the combination Make migrations in me Spreading beauty from within To others to proceed And begin I feel it with you; Vibrant flower Honey bee Coming together Creating so much sweet honey in me It's a wonderful story to me You see The story of the flower and the honey bee
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I wake up and eat some eggs, a yogurt, and a few slices of melon in an attempt to change my life after all it is that or death I won't hold my breath It's a beautiful day to head to the mall with a friend I really know where this is going Hmm I like that shirt Oops, this store doesn't offer plus size On to the next.. I really like these jeans.. Forty five dollars for sizes sixteen and up What a mess! Since I refuse to let Lane Bryant **** my wallet in the *** I decide to head to Barnes and Noble instead I accidentally bumped into a lady and her baby stroller as I walked past and she mumbled "Fat ***** under her breath Yes that's what she said I didn't even turn my head Because that's what the lady said and that's what society says and instead of trying to explain it's just easier to walk away it's the self hatred after I dread So I buy a whole pizza and eat the entire ******* thing and it is beyond delicious though the guilt I feel afterwards wasn't worth it and vomitting that **** up was viscous Even when I was a little girl I dreamed of being thin I dreamed of being a model I dreamed of having a flat tummy Just to fit in I didn't like the belly I had or the fat in my cheeks I was the only kid in gym that could never climb the rope and that began a string of anxiety attacks that would last for weeks The doctor calls it insulin resistance which leaves me with the inability to lose weight but I shouldn't have to explain to anyone my condition I just shouldn't have to explain not to mention the ovarian disease that cripples me to my knees which so happens to be genetic and mimics the blood of a diabetic leaving me incurable a medical mystery not to mention infertility so for me children are just a dream Although I tell myself that I am beautiful and that I am intelligent and that I am funny and that I am a hard worker and that I am successful and that I am caring and that I am loving and that I am daring and that I am the best **** friend a person could ever have To a stranger I'm just a "fat ***** and you know what? That makes me really ******* sad
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Apr 23, 2014
Apr 23, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC
The Diary of a Mad Fat Woman
I wake up and eat some eggs, a yogurt, and a few slices of melon in an attempt to change my life after all it is that or death I won't hold my breath It's a beautiful day to head to the mall with a friend I really know where this is going Hmm I like that shirt Oops, this store doesn't offer plus size On to the next.. I really like these jeans.. Forty five dollars for sizes sixteen and up What a mess! Since I refuse to let Lane Bryant **** my wallet in the *** I decide to head to Barnes and Noble instead I accidentally bumped into a lady and her baby stroller as I walked past and she mumbled "Fat ***** under her breath Yes that's what she said I didn't even turn my head Because that's what the lady said and that's what society says and instead of trying to explain it's just easier to walk away it's the self hatred after I dread So I buy a whole pizza and eat the entire ******* thing and it is beyond delicious though the guilt I feel afterwards wasn't worth it and vomitting that **** up was viscous Even when I was a little girl I dreamed of being thin I dreamed of being a model I dreamed of having a flat tummy Just to fit in I didn't like the belly I had or the fat in my cheeks I was the only kid in gym that could never climb the rope and that began a string of anxiety attacks that would last for weeks The doctor calls it insulin resistance which leaves me with the inability to lose weight but I shouldn't have to explain to anyone my condition I just shouldn't have to explain not to mention the ovarian disease that cripples me to my knees which so happens to be genetic and mimics the blood of a diabetic leaving me incurable a medical mystery not to mention infertility so for me children are just a dream Although I tell myself that I am beautiful and that I am intelligent and that I am funny and that I am a hard worker and that I am successful and that I am caring and that I am loving and that I am daring and that I am the best **** friend a person could ever have To a stranger I'm just a "fat ***** and you know what? That makes me really ******* sad
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Starbucks for the beach sleeper, cigarettes for the cruise ship worker, around the world a further three times more with a six-a-day job, one on shore. She smiled with Gatsby glare. She smiled with fair, tied back hair. She smiled. And how her love for Poe and Wilde found its way to my ear a mere three year veer around time itself. Turkish delight is not a food nor a sweet but a lady who gives a discreet smile to those she meets. My cafe in my street has you across from me and the books I read have you printed in an uppercase key, black on the white and bound by the spine for you are the cruise ship lady, the lover of mine.
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Oct 21, 2012
Oct 21, 2012 at 11:33 AM UTC
STARBUCKS ON THE ROCKS. WHISKY IN THE CUPS
To lie or not to lie - that is the question: Whether 'tis better to keep the truth Shutting the light in the dark, Or to bring upon pain or pleasure Why, by bringing truth, gain unwanted reaction. To lie, deceit - No more - and by secret to say what we want to say The will of truth and lie That flows from lips - 'tis an infection One craved by all. To lie, deceit - Deceit, perhaps too much. Ay, there's the problem. For in that deceit of truth what pathologic lieing may come. When we have gained such filthy pleasure from this lie, Must force us thought. That's the reality That makes chaos of such pleasure. For who really wants to hear or speak an ugly truth, The lover's love gone, the child's art trash, The woman's ugly face, the man's unattractive body, The co-worker's stench, and the embarrassing blemish That gives opportunity for lie, When they themselves would appreciate Why give them heart ache? Who would give them truth, To give them hurt, But the chance they would enjoy the truth, The unknown glee from fate's unlucky victims For the victim's mind confuses the liar And makes the liar want to speak truth And to see that reaction instead. Thus turning pathologic lieing into suthe saying, And thus the addicting infection Is cured with the disease of truth, And infection seems less appealing With this regard the lies soon stop And lose what effect they once had.
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May 4, 2014
May 4, 2014 at 6:08 PM UTC
To Lie or not to Lie - That is the Question
I hold the feather’s weight of your artery in my pick-ups, and tiptoe the tightrope about which life and death abuts. You’re a 2 AM trauma and we still don’t know your name, the social worker’s thin lips had mouthed: “estranged.” I read your anatomy like a text as you flat-line: your hands turn blue as your heart falls still in mine. The monitor hums "out of time," but by Epinephrine, and Grace, your chest resumes its rise. I leave trauma bay in prayer: for the surviving, not the knife; for the closeness of my hands in your chest, our joining in this life. Tonight I see you at the Kroger, buying TV dinners and beer. I hide behind cereal, admiring the life I’d held dear. But you look so tired, and my heart breaks for how when you died, I would’ve sold the shoes off my feet to buy you more time. I wish you knew how precious was each of your heartbeats, I wish you the wisdom of my view: How fragile the stent is where your veins meet.
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Apr 5, 2018
Apr 5, 2018 at 7:32 PM UTC
A brief history of surgery
Is it corruption that makes me blind or am I blind because I do not wish to see corruption How can you represent me, when you all want, is to have more money than fish in the sea, Corruption constricts you, but im as free as can be Blue collar citizen who works as hard as they can , white collar worker trying to turn that color tan. No hate in my heart, just disappointed you see, leaders of my land could give a **** about me. What ever happened to doing what was right and not for the green, representing me is not being on tv and simply wanting to be seen. You don’t representing anything , but corruption and greed. People working hard, they have real mouths to feed. Now Im not saying we shouldn’t help the world and all the others in need, but what happens when we become the ones who have begun to bleed. People in the streets . Citizens of our land. Speak up . Rise up. Do whatever that you can. Dark is to corrupt as light is to right. Do what you can and protect your right to fight. But the words that I say, isn’t about the fists or the bullets we could spray. Use your mind, use your words , free flowing like the birds. Never miss an opportunity to say yes at becoming great, reach out, grab it, this could be your fate! But don’t miss a chance and make that fate late. Never be an option , always be the choice. Drive out the dark , and always raise your voice. Together as one we rise to become something that’s bigger than our minds can imagine. Or we could be remembered as beautiful mess that never was
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Feb 14, 2012
Feb 14, 2012 at 12:09 AM UTC
Corruption
Is it corruption that makes me blind or am I blind because I do not wish to see corruption How can you represent me, when you all want, is to have more money than fish in the sea, Corruption constricts you, but im as free as can be Blue collar citizen who works as hard as they can , white collar worker trying to turn that color tan. No hate in my heart, just disappointed you see, leaders of my land could give a **** about me. What ever happened to doing what was right and not for the green, representing me is not being on tv and simply wanting to be seen. You don’t representing anything , but corruption and greed. People working hard, they have real mouths to feed. Now Im not saying we shouldn’t help the world and all the others in need, but what happens when we become the ones who have begun to bleed. People in the streets . Citizens of our land. Speak up . Rise up. Do whatever that you can. Dark is to corrupt as light is to right. Do what you can and protect your right to fight. But the words that I say, isn’t about the fists or the bullets we could spray. Use your mind, use your words , free flowing like the birds. Never miss an opportunity to say yes at becoming great, reach out, grab it, this could be your fate! But don’t miss a chance and make that fate late. Never be an option , always be the choice. Drive out the dark , and always raise your voice. Together as one we rise to become something that’s bigger than our minds can imagine. Or we could be remembered as beautiful mess that never was
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Having ripped my way through Concrete older than my father With jackhammer and Shovel I rest. As thirsty as sweaty and ***** As dirt. Across the street The ladies at the hair salon Whistle and wave giggling girishly. Clouds of menthol. **** sexists. I put my shirt back on. It's not even lunch and I'm Less than a Diet Coke ad Without the coke.
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Apr 8, 2014
Apr 8, 2014 at 7:39 AM UTC
The Objectified Construction Worker.
Dear Lesley, I'm sorry to have to do this through a letter, but last time your crying just humiliated the other couples in your group session. Although, this might save embarrassment, and make me look better, now that we are both sleeping with other people. (If you can call conjugal visits to your ex-husband people.) This letter may well be the last memory you will have of me, if your social worker lets you keep it as a memento anyway. I am leaving, and I won't be looking back either. I am sure you won't be surprised or terribly upset. It is completely your fault, no doubt about it! Mainly, it is your long history with lying problems, even more than your alcoholism, that keeps me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you. (I told you I forgave you for sleeping with your boss, but I guess I never really did.) You would be so much better off finding someone that can accept the emotional baggage that you carry around, the ones with the orange tags. Maybe your analyst can explain that to you better than I can. I must say, I will miss some of the exciting times we had together. Like when you got so drunk and flirted with my father at our family Christmas dinner. My mom has still not gotten the red wine stain out of the tablecloth where you puked on it. I'm glad this is finally done and we can go our separate ways. I think you will find someone else with whom to have an unhealthy relationship based on physical attraction and a passion for strip-club bars. Hopefully, this will happen incredibly far away. Good riddance, and Happy New Year. PS Maybe you should just go back to being a lesbian. PPS I have no idea where you parked your car.
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Jan 12, 2012
Jan 12, 2012 at 2:23 PM UTC
a letter to a friend wishing her a Happy New Year
Dear Lesley, I'm sorry to have to do this through a letter, but last time your crying just humiliated the other couples in your group session. Although, this might save embarrassment, and make me look better, now that we are both sleeping with other people. (If you can call conjugal visits to your ex-husband people.) This letter may well be the last memory you will have of me, if your social worker lets you keep it as a memento anyway. I am leaving, and I won't be looking back either. I am sure you won't be surprised or terribly upset. It is completely your fault, no doubt about it! Mainly, it is your long history with lying problems, even more than your alcoholism, that keeps me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you. (I told you I forgave you for sleeping with your boss, but I guess I never really did.) You would be so much better off finding someone that can accept the emotional baggage that you carry around, the ones with the orange tags. Maybe your analyst can explain that to you better than I can. I must say, I will miss some of the exciting times we had together. Like when you got so drunk and flirted with my father at our family Christmas dinner. My mom has still not gotten the red wine stain out of the tablecloth where you puked on it. I'm glad this is finally done and we can go our separate ways. I think you will find someone else with whom to have an unhealthy relationship based on physical attraction and a passion for strip-club bars. Hopefully, this will happen incredibly far away. Good riddance, and Happy New Year. PS Maybe you should just go back to being a lesbian. PPS I have no idea where you parked your car.
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You are the rock stuck inside of my sock. You are drying off naturally after the longest shower in history, because you forgot the towel. Like the string that is hanging off of my sweater. I keep tugging it and pretty soon it is short enough for July weather. The person using the car horn instead of ringing a door bell. The low battery symbol on my cell. Pungent perfume from a co-worker, the grossest smell. The **** that asks for the red piece from your package of sweets. The friend who cancels five minutes before every time you meet. The rap artist that thanks God when he wins an award, even though his songs are just about killing. Medical technicians milling about when your arm really is broken. The chapstick left in the pocket when the clothes are in a dryer. Dress pants for work that are so tight, you feel you must be riding a wire. The friend's children that you think are rude, Unexpected company when you and your lover were getting in the mood. But I guess it is just easier to say, I just don't have a good attitude.
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Apr 19, 2010
Apr 19, 2010 at 10:21 PM UTC
annoying people
if i was a girl i wouldn’t shave i’d be a tomboy ballerina with upper body muscles maybe a **** or surfer girl smell a little subtle i’d be tough learn to take a punch but i’d also be fragile sensitive intelligent i’d dress down like female ducks gray beige brown yet wear thongs boots bikinis heals girl stuff if i was a girl i’d be freaked out by ************ and even more freaked out by menopause depressed i lost my wetness if i was a girl i’d flash *** crotch drive boys wild be a complete nymphomaniac **** until i found the right guy he’d be strong gentle patient caring with a cute ***** i don’t care how big if i was a girl i’d learn to give blow jobs really good acquire a taste for ***** and play that skill as my trump card if i was a girl i’d find a job roll up my sleeves be a hard worker impress my managers become a manager quit i would find another type of work maybe a writer painter if i was a girl i wouldn’t compete with men i’d simply be more creative smarter if i was a girl i’d want to give birth as scary profound as that might be i’d want to be a mom a nurturing loving attentive mom i’d garden cook sew clean stand by my man my children devoted to home and hearth if i was a girl i’d cry a lot but not in front of anyone if i was a girl i wouldn’t want to become an old woman surrounded by other old women taking care of sick old men or no old men if i was a girl i’d want to die instantly in an accident or in bed reaching ****** age 82 if i was a girl
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Sep 29, 2010
Sep 29, 2010 at 7:37 AM UTC
if i was a girl
if i was a girl i wouldn’t shave i’d be a tomboy ballerina with upper body muscles maybe a **** or surfer girl smell a little subtle i’d be tough learn to take a punch but i’d also be fragile sensitive intelligent i’d dress down like female ducks gray beige brown yet wear thongs boots bikinis heals girl stuff if i was a girl i’d be freaked out by ************ and even more freaked out by menopause depressed i lost my wetness if i was a girl i’d flash *** crotch drive boys wild be a complete nymphomaniac **** until i found the right guy he’d be strong gentle patient caring with a cute ***** i don’t care how big if i was a girl i’d learn to give blow jobs really good acquire a taste for ***** and play that skill as my trump card if i was a girl i’d find a job roll up my sleeves be a hard worker impress my managers become a manager quit i would find another type of work maybe a writer painter if i was a girl i wouldn’t compete with men i’d simply be more creative smarter if i was a girl i’d want to give birth as scary profound as that might be i’d want to be a mom a nurturing loving attentive mom i’d garden cook sew clean stand by my man my children devoted to home and hearth if i was a girl i’d cry a lot but not in front of anyone if i was a girl i wouldn’t want to become an old woman surrounded by other old women taking care of sick old men or no old men if i was a girl i’d want to die instantly in an accident or in bed reaching ****** age 82 if i was a girl
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i slipped the silk fabric over the curve of my hip and the scarred flesh of my thigh in a dressing room with three of my friends behind me, ******* in the fat of my stomach. they say black is supposed to be slimming but it only made me bloated; maybe the mirror was a liar (i know it didn't lie). an elephant with too-thick eyeliner and a too-thick body stared back at me and i bit through the skin of my lip till it bled and i wanted to live on some other planet where elephants were appreciated. "that's the best one you've tried on yet," someone said, but i couldn't hear them over the red-eyed demon within me which whispered of shoving two fingers down the trachea, messy but quick, everything gone in an instant. if this was my best one, i was doomed because my eyes were glazed over with the misunderstanding that beauty would never apply to me. "i'm just gonna go- go to the restroom-" and the red eyed thing inside me cracks its whip, takes over the nerves in my brain, makes my legs sprint to the toilets and it's over, it's done, the food gone among stomach acid, falling hair, and teeth erosion. i can only imagine what the restaurant worker who was forced to clean rainbow-coloured ***** in the toilet thought.
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Sep 1, 2014
Sep 1, 2014 at 10:47 AM UTC
on homecoming dresses and recovering bulimics.
THE Government--I heard about the Government and I went out to find it. I said I would look closely at it when I saw it. Then I saw a policeman dragging a drunken man to the callaboose. It was the Government in action. I saw a ward alderman slip into an office one morning and talk with a judge. Later in the day the judge dismissed a case against a pickpocket who was a live ward worker for the alderman. Again I saw this was the Government, doing things. I saw militiamen level their rifles at a crowd of work- ingmen who were trying to get other workingmen to stay away from a shop where there was a strike on. Government in action. Everywhere I saw that Government is a thing made of men, that Government has blood and bones, it is many mouths whispering into many ears, sending telegrams, aiming rifles, writing orders, saying "yes" and "no." Government dies as the men who form it die and are laid away in their graves and the new Government that comes after is human, made of heartbeats of blood, ambitions, lusts, and money running through it all, money paid and money taken, and money covered up and spoken of with hushed voices. A Government is just as secret and mysterious and sensi- tive as any human sinner carrying a load of germs, traditions and corpuscles handed down from fathers and mothers away back.
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Government
My brother-in-law is the tightly wound sort. Self contained in his miserable way. Always quick with a quip or a nasty retort, and, most likely, a miserable lay. His job unfulfilling, his woman unwilling. His co-workers thought he was gay. He labored long hours for his indifferent masters for infrequent raises in pay. When he defenestrated his co worker Sally and police asked me, what could I say? " It's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for- I knew this would happen someday."
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Sep 22, 2013
Sep 22, 2013 at 9:01 PM UTC
The Quiet Ones
i watch for her as she slowly gets out of her car. what goes through my mind is how's her day so far. she's battled through the day surrounded by this disease. this isn't a disease to put anybody's mind to ease. i pray for her as she walks out to her car. i have to remind my hero that through it all she's my star. my prayer to God is that He reach out to keep her safe. let her do her best to help those who need her space. trust in God more and more each minute through the day. He's made up His mind for her so she'll be okay. i cherish my hero for i know she will do her best. be proud to be the best to help carry on the rest. so i praise her, i love her and i want her to be strong. fight your battle graciously and then you come on home.
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Oct 17, 2014
Oct 17, 2014 at 2:05 AM UTC
"My Healthcare Worker"
Plastic bags are my super villain and no I am not Aqua Man I am Michael a normal male civilian of some young-adult age, whom is still willing to inconvenience himself. Not so old, where holding multiple objects sounds like an obstacle too acrobatic for the limbs to handle. One can too many knock's off the balance of the elderly and cast them off the trapeze of a sidewalk into a net of asphalt, where being caught is a broken hip. No that is not me, although it does remind me of my grandma, because to her plastic bags are her life-savers. It is a struggle to convince my grandma that I am a great trapezist so we can leave these bags to their solitude and finally defeat this enemy. Although with plastic bags it is never so easy they have plenty of goons who are willing to do the ***** work forcing themselves upon us at any opportunity, even those that don't make any sense, even for my grandma. I Went to Best Buy and bought a brand new movie,"Unfriended" and I got it for my grandma to watch, since she's a bit technophobic. This movie will haunt her; for ghosts **** people through the internet. What will haunt me is Destiny, the worker, handing me a plastic bag: with a 13-ounce, smaller than a piece of paper Blu-Ray inside ...without even asking if I wanted a plastic bag.
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Sep 30, 2015
Sep 30, 2015 at 6:34 AM UTC
Superhero's Do Not Use Plastic Bags.
In Ohio I order a pizza.  The menu says one of the items I can put on it is Mango.  That's curious. I buy a Hawaiian mango at the new Supercenter Grocery Store, and the check-out girl asks what's this? and I say it's a mango.  She says, no it's not, that's a mango, and points to the green pepper. In Hawaii, I work at a farm, and pick some Lilikoi. A customer asks my co-worker if we have any passionfruit, and she says no. They ask me if lilikoi is like passionfruit and I say its dakine, but she's a visitor and doesn't understand, so I say, it's the same thing. There's a Hawaiian family with a fruit stand; I like to trade the extra lilikoi for their really good mangos they grow, but the Hawaiian word is Manako.  Since they know I always want manako, I ask dakine? They were out, so instead he asked you want some Apples?  I thought he meant those little red pears they call Mountain Apples and looked perplexed when I couldn't see any, so he picked up a clump of miniature bananas.  Oh, yes I love Apple-bananas.
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Jan 17, 2013
Jan 17, 2013 at 12:56 PM UTC
Yes, we have no mangos
** TO HEPHAESTUS (8 lines) (ll. 1-7) Sing, clear-voiced Muses, of Hephaestus famed for inventions. With bright-eyed Athene he taught men glorious gifts throughout the world, -- men who before used to dwell in caves in the mountains like wild beasts. But now that they have learned crafts through Hephaestus the famed worker, easily they live a peaceful life in their own houses the whole year round. (l. 8) Be gracious, Hephaestus, and grant me success and prosperity!
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The Homeric Hymns: 20- To Hephaestus
*** Worker to a house wife -->) Entertain not for me hatred It is only for a daily bread I take your  husband abed. Since you are so timid In haste, you leave your husband Restless and discontented. ********** is an art My dear sister You should surely master Than on me nicknames pester Harlot,Slut,Hooker and a ***** Read a lot on the subject With your spouse develop the art At long last When you prove your dexterity In conjugal felicity A tip it would be for mental integrity. With affection and suggestion open Your spouse,you can turn A ********** machine, What else do you need in return. By and By You may not seek a hit on the sly (<--A housewife to a *** worker) My dear sister in Christ I know there is nothing foul in your heart Except,you are a *** worker by ill fate. Thanks a lot for your comment Which I will second no doubt. Dear sister in Christ At times if both You and my husband Get debouch of beer or Highland Check you have a ****** at hand Just when you hold him inside, For otherwise Severe will be the consequence For me and my child. So you are morally obliged By "No ****** no *** to abide I am also willing to you extend A helping hand That could help you On your feet stand Than barter your body For a daily bread!
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Aug 21, 2015
Aug 21, 2015 at 8:25 AM UTC
No ****** No ***
You have taught me so many things You taught me: how easily a stranger can become an acquaintance that brightens your day, a co-worker that makes work a little more exciting how abrupt that pang of disappointment can be when I didn't see your face how maddening it is to keep your feelings to yourself how rewarding it is to get those feelings off your chest, because you felt the same way how crazy butterflies can be - when my stomach would turn in anticipation of seeing you how childishly young I can feel, giddy with hopes of hanging out with you or getting a text how both electrifying, and paralyzing, a first kiss can be that love can grow seemingly overnight and that your whole life becomes consumed with thoughts of the other that hearing "I love you" whispered from your dear one's arms is what would probably be described as Heaven that I deserve to feel special, and beautiful, and wanted, and happy that holding someone's hand or cuddling can instantly make you forget a bad day how heart-wrenching leaving you miles away could be (even if we were only apart for two weeks) what the first hug and kiss after getting off the plane should feel like how nice it is to feel stable, comfortable, and make plans for the future How quickly everything can change that sometimes people won't include you, even if you're there for them and even if they love you how drifting apart can make time stand still how many tears a single person can cry that wondering what the other one is doing can drive you into a form of depression how realizing he's not ever going to be the perfect boyfriend again can hurt that doubting everything you ever did isn't healthy, because it's not your fault how not being a priority can make you the angriest you've ever felt how distrustful I become of believing those words...I love you that I still feel crazy about you how it's possible to be upset and mad at someone and still want to fix all their problems and give them everything they want how hard it is to let go that sitting at home isn't going to help anything that thinking about the golden days, when I knew you loved me so much that it was unbelievable even to me, isn't going to bring us back together that you have a lot of growing up to do and things to work on that my wonderful prince isn't always wonderful that I also have growing up to do, and much more to learn that a few months with you were some of the best of my life and I've never felt more special how a real relationship should feel - and even though it wasn't perfect, I still feel like it was And finally: you won't be the one I have that relationship with, but you taught me what to look for when I'm ready And for that I'll always be grateful
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Nov 20, 2013
Nov 20, 2013 at 12:03 AM UTC
What You Taught Me
You have taught me so many things You taught me: how easily a stranger can become an acquaintance that brightens your day, a co-worker that makes work a little more exciting how abrupt that pang of disappointment can be when I didn't see your face how maddening it is to keep your feelings to yourself how rewarding it is to get those feelings off your chest, because you felt the same way how crazy butterflies can be - when my stomach would turn in anticipation of seeing you how childishly young I can feel, giddy with hopes of hanging out with you or getting a text how both electrifying, and paralyzing, a first kiss can be that love can grow seemingly overnight and that your whole life becomes consumed with thoughts of the other that hearing "I love you" whispered from your dear one's arms is what would probably be described as Heaven that I deserve to feel special, and beautiful, and wanted, and happy that holding someone's hand or cuddling can instantly make you forget a bad day how heart-wrenching leaving you miles away could be (even if we were only apart for two weeks) what the first hug and kiss after getting off the plane should feel like how nice it is to feel stable, comfortable, and make plans for the future How quickly everything can change that sometimes people won't include you, even if you're there for them and even if they love you how drifting apart can make time stand still how many tears a single person can cry that wondering what the other one is doing can drive you into a form of depression how realizing he's not ever going to be the perfect boyfriend again can hurt that doubting everything you ever did isn't healthy, because it's not your fault how not being a priority can make you the angriest you've ever felt how distrustful I become of believing those words...I love you that I still feel crazy about you how it's possible to be upset and mad at someone and still want to fix all their problems and give them everything they want how hard it is to let go that sitting at home isn't going to help anything that thinking about the golden days, when I knew you loved me so much that it was unbelievable even to me, isn't going to bring us back together that you have a lot of growing up to do and things to work on that my wonderful prince isn't always wonderful that I also have growing up to do, and much more to learn that a few months with you were some of the best of my life and I've never felt more special how a real relationship should feel - and even though it wasn't perfect, I still feel like it was And finally: you won't be the one I have that relationship with, but you taught me what to look for when I'm ready And for that I'll always be grateful
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Santa's Lazy Elf Five more days till Christmas, Santa and his crew were working overtime making children's dreams come true . Singing carols, whistling tunes, as the hours ticked away, except for little Edison the elf that went astray. Instead of making toys in Santa's assembly line, he was hanging out with Rudolph beneath the snow capped pines. As Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus took a look around, they noticed lazy Edison was nowhere to be found. They decided they'd had enough this elf will surely be fired, scratched their heads and realized another must be hired. Dasher heard them talking and thought this can't be so, never in elf's history has someone had to go. He searched the winter wonderland and under the Northern Lights Edison and Rudolph were frolicking in flight. He said "Come down from there your behavior's a disgrace, Christmas Eve is almost here and you're about to be replaced. Edison soon realized his days of slacking were done, that there'd be consequences for goofing off and having fun. He knew he had no place to go if Santa didn't let him stay his heart began to pound, as Rudolph ran way. He hurried as fast as he could to tell Santa he was wrong, beg him for forgiveness and show him he belonged. As the other elves were caroling he tried to sneak inside, but Santa saw him coming out of the corner of his eye. He placed his hands upon his hips and firmly shook his head, "What shall I do with you my elf," Santa firmly said. "I see you when you're sleeping I know when you're awake, did you not read your history book he said for goodness sake!" Santa soon forgave him cause his heart is made of gold, and Edison became the hardest worker I am told. The moral of this story is we all must do our part, and jolly old St Nick has always had a heart. Merry Christmas to all of you on this holiest of days, may all your dreams come true as you gather and celebrate! Written By Kathy J Parenteau Copyright © December 2013 All Rights Reserved
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Nov 29, 2014
Nov 29, 2014 at 6:19 PM UTC
Santa's Lazy Elf
Santa's Lazy Elf Five more days till Christmas, Santa and his crew were working overtime making children's dreams come true . Singing carols, whistling tunes, as the hours ticked away, except for little Edison the elf that went astray. Instead of making toys in Santa's assembly line, he was hanging out with Rudolph beneath the snow capped pines. As Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus took a look around, they noticed lazy Edison was nowhere to be found. They decided they'd had enough this elf will surely be fired, scratched their heads and realized another must be hired. Dasher heard them talking and thought this can't be so, never in elf's history has someone had to go. He searched the winter wonderland and under the Northern Lights Edison and Rudolph were frolicking in flight. He said "Come down from there your behavior's a disgrace, Christmas Eve is almost here and you're about to be replaced. Edison soon realized his days of slacking were done, that there'd be consequences for goofing off and having fun. He knew he had no place to go if Santa didn't let him stay his heart began to pound, as Rudolph ran way. He hurried as fast as he could to tell Santa he was wrong, beg him for forgiveness and show him he belonged. As the other elves were caroling he tried to sneak inside, but Santa saw him coming out of the corner of his eye. He placed his hands upon his hips and firmly shook his head, "What shall I do with you my elf," Santa firmly said. "I see you when you're sleeping I know when you're awake, did you not read your history book he said for goodness sake!" Santa soon forgave him cause his heart is made of gold, and Edison became the hardest worker I am told. The moral of this story is we all must do our part, and jolly old St Nick has always had a heart. Merry Christmas to all of you on this holiest of days, may all your dreams come true as you gather and celebrate! Written By Kathy J Parenteau Copyright © December 2013 All Rights Reserved
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