"12 gauge iron piping"
i chant continuously

"where can I get me some of that
smooth, solid, 12 gauge
iron piping?"

the citygoers glance at me
and return to their business

i cannot stop myself
this chant I foresee
has no end

I grab a man by the shoulders
a burly man
he is terrified

"wh... whadya want?"
he asks nervously
pedestrians are starting to take notice

"iron piping! Get me some of that smooth iron piping!!"
"excuse me?"
several police officers are approaching now
i can smell them pigs

"ay pigs!!" i screech
as I run toward them
arms outstretched
ready to have me some ham
they draw their tasers and fire
too much voltage
I am gone

First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win.

NASA t-shirt on campus
NASA t-shirt on Franklin Street

American Cosmic in my room
Arrival I retweet

Exoplanets up above
I walk upon two feet

If aliens have 37
Do you think we'll ever meet?

So much hatred from women
But I haven't given up yet

Everyone wants to be a victim
Then you can be righteously upset

Jesus Christ was a victim
Nailed his ******' sorry *** to the wood

Sometimes I eat his body
His blood tastes very good

Do you think I should?