"weeing" poems - Hello Poetry

I praise her arrival, I wail at her leave – I place my love in the sun, Because I will never grieve. She would never abandon me – But if she leaves me be. Weeing on my knees. I’ll find comfort in the world, Crying with me.

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Apr 9, 2021

Apr 9, 2021 at 2:07 PM UTC

DoctorVens

Arrival

I praise her arrival, I wail at her leave – I place my love in the sun, Because I will never grieve. She would never abandon me – But if she leaves me be. Weeing on my knees. I’ll find comfort in the world, Crying with me.

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It is 1977, everyone is wearing the stone washed 501's I haven't felt this way about America for months Listening to Bowie with the smile on my face Studying math and history at my own slow pace The baby is crawling around the floor... Weeing and cooing at certain moving objects While the cat is being pet and being fed Chex However that works, no idea... He's an unusual cat, I must add... Because when he got a bird, and it bled onto my plaids I did not know whether to become enraged or plain sad I breathe in and out And stare out the window to stare at the clouds Berlin looks so nice from here I spent the whole night smoking Marlboro Lights and drinking my beer Seeing soccer on my tele, all I can do is cheer All my bad thoughts and horrible feelings suddenly disappear Sally is saying she is turning her back on religion And goes outside to feed the pigeons She introduced me to ****** on Wednesday And I shot up all through Thursday Then Lenny got a job back in May And because of my drinking problems, my wife decided not to stay I went to court and now I have custody My children will never be taken away... [Note: I wrote this poem hours before listening to Berlin by Lou Reed, which has been called the most depressing album ever, they were right, but it can lose it's effect if you listen to it repeatedly...This poem is inspired by the album and it's elements and themes...]

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Jan 19, 2011

Jan 19, 2011 at 4:47 PM UTC

simon-fletcher

Berlin Part I

It is 1977, everyone is wearing the stone washed 501's I haven't felt this way about America for months Listening to Bowie with the smile on my face Studying math and history at my own slow pace The baby is crawling around the floor... Weeing and cooing at certain moving objects While the cat is being pet and being fed Chex However that works, no idea... He's an unusual cat, I must add... Because when he got a bird, and it bled onto my plaids I did not know whether to become enraged or plain sad I breathe in and out And stare out the window to stare at the clouds Berlin looks so nice from here I spent the whole night smoking Marlboro Lights and drinking my beer Seeing soccer on my tele, all I can do is cheer All my bad thoughts and horrible feelings suddenly disappear Sally is saying she is turning her back on religion And goes outside to feed the pigeons She introduced me to ****** on Wednesday And I shot up all through Thursday Then Lenny got a job back in May And because of my drinking problems, my wife decided not to stay I went to court and now I have custody My children will never be taken away... [Note: I wrote this poem hours before listening to Berlin by Lou Reed, which has been called the most depressing album ever, they were right, but it can lose it's effect if you listen to it repeatedly...This poem is inspired by the album and it's elements and themes...]

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Where were you yesterday I was in the woods with Jimmy And what were you doing there Well first he asked me to take my knickers off Did you Yes I did , he has such a nice smile Did you see his thingy What's a thingy Have you never seen a thingy How could I have done , when I don't know What on earth is a thingy Have you any brothers No , but does that matter Well you would have seen one for sure Look if I don't know what one is How would I know if I've seen one I'll have to tell you We don't have one Because we are girls O.K. we don't have a thingy Will we have one each When we grow up Ugh ! I don't jolly think so Who'd want one of those horrid things Alright you've got my interest in a whirl What do they do with them MMM , they use them for wee weeing Is that it ,for wee weeing So it's like a hosepipe Well yes but smaller Why have they got one And not we girls haven't Don't know I've just realized Did he take his trousers down No why should he Don't know But why did he ask you To take your knickers off Easy , he wanted the elastic to make a catapult.

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May 23, 2015

May 23, 2015 at 9:40 AM UTC

leslie-william-purdy

Thingies

Where were you yesterday I was in the woods with Jimmy And what were you doing there Well first he asked me to take my knickers off Did you Yes I did , he has such a nice smile Did you see his thingy What's a thingy Have you never seen a thingy How could I have done , when I don't know What on earth is a thingy Have you any brothers No , but does that matter Well you would have seen one for sure Look if I don't know what one is How would I know if I've seen one I'll have to tell you We don't have one Because we are girls O.K. we don't have a thingy Will we have one each When we grow up Ugh ! I don't jolly think so Who'd want one of those horrid things Alright you've got my interest in a whirl What do they do with them MMM , they use them for wee weeing Is that it ,for wee weeing So it's like a hosepipe Well yes but smaller Why have they got one And not we girls haven't Don't know I've just realized Did he take his trousers down No why should he Don't know But why did he ask you To take your knickers off Easy , he wanted the elastic to make a catapult.

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it’s amazing how i could transfer myself into a girl you see i have this problem of seeing on the floor so i do the girl thing, and sit down on the toilet to do a wee it works, because ire’s embarrassing to be a guy so i sit down on the toilet an d wee, and nothing goes on the floor i don’t care if i look like a girl, it’s better than seeing my pants and it’s better than being treated like a little yeah mate yeah kid because if you have problems with seeing on the floor you sit down and be a girl, and wee sitting down i know it seems weird, but i am a girl i have problems seeing on the floor, so i will be a girl i don’t want to be an embarrassment to the guys or any other member of the human i know i am getting help with my housework, by home help but at least i am trying to better myself, so i will be a girl, to stop me seeing on the floor because the guy life doesn’t work for me, so i will be a girl do my art and sit down on the toilet, so nothing goes on the floor i get fungus on my feet, because i am grotty, but i am no little baby kid i am dealing with my problems ok, and if that means i have to be a girl, so be it you see i hear voices of mates saying, shut up baby shut up baby because i am too babyish to be a bloke, because the little girl life is better for me i am no koomarri man, i don’t know how to be as perfect as my dad was so i be a little girl and sit down on the toilet i am a man who sees like a girl, cause the man life don’t work for me i am a man who sees like a girl, cause i can’t help it if i stand *** i wee on the seat and floor so i sit down and wee like a little girl, better than the yobbos, hey i am now a little girl, i wee in the toilet better if i sit down cause i am not a messy little kid, no way hoizei you see i have problems with cleanliness as well, so i am getting help so i sit on the toilet to avoid seeing on the floor i am not shy to be a little girl, aren’t i

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Aug 2, 2015

Aug 2, 2015 at 8:01 PM UTC

johnny-georgy-brown

i will be a little girl, to stop me weeing on the floor

it’s amazing how i could transfer myself into a girl you see i have this problem of seeing on the floor so i do the girl thing, and sit down on the toilet to do a wee it works, because ire’s embarrassing to be a guy so i sit down on the toilet an d wee, and nothing goes on the floor i don’t care if i look like a girl, it’s better than seeing my pants and it’s better than being treated like a little yeah mate yeah kid because if you have problems with seeing on the floor you sit down and be a girl, and wee sitting down i know it seems weird, but i am a girl i have problems seeing on the floor, so i will be a girl i don’t want to be an embarrassment to the guys or any other member of the human i know i am getting help with my housework, by home help but at least i am trying to better myself, so i will be a girl, to stop me seeing on the floor because the guy life doesn’t work for me, so i will be a girl do my art and sit down on the toilet, so nothing goes on the floor i get fungus on my feet, because i am grotty, but i am no little baby kid i am dealing with my problems ok, and if that means i have to be a girl, so be it you see i hear voices of mates saying, shut up baby shut up baby because i am too babyish to be a bloke, because the little girl life is better for me i am no koomarri man, i don’t know how to be as perfect as my dad was so i be a little girl and sit down on the toilet i am a man who sees like a girl, cause the man life don’t work for me i am a man who sees like a girl, cause i can’t help it if i stand *** i wee on the seat and floor so i sit down and wee like a little girl, better than the yobbos, hey i am now a little girl, i wee in the toilet better if i sit down cause i am not a messy little kid, no way hoizei you see i have problems with cleanliness as well, so i am getting help so i sit on the toilet to avoid seeing on the floor i am not shy to be a little girl, aren’t i

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