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"ware" poems
The new # 69 hoochi coochi smoochi rubberized *** robot ****** sucker model 2.0 now available ****** off feelin lonely tired of spats credit cards charged up from dates that don't put out don't like the same restaurants not ***** to your taste cant stand the in-laws you wana live costal, they like Kansas or tired of internet dating and no time for a quickie when the one you love tells you they aren't in the mood well bunky its a brave new world take a spin in our new model robot 69, 2.0 they talk they walk warm all ova inside and out scented oiled perfumed *** optional and flavored to include chocolate crunch, vanilla, strawberry and phooey replete with an array of assorted interchangeable ***** pussy's and butts extra sturdy for ware and tear and those little irresistible spankies and whoopins you just cant live without plus any colors, or rainbow rubber chasse gay straight or mix it up how eva trans trans gender buy out right or rent ala cart deluxe or standard voice activated advanced multi lingual baby talk and hits the high notes talks back software program and NO always means YES plus screams cu cu cu cu cu cummmmming cooes I love you **** me now ***** shred me you ****** ****** and many others in over 50 languages Other optional features include age play ethnic fetish banjee blow jobs tipping the velvet **** to mouth salad tossing tea bagging spit roast bare back chicken head death grip ******* mammary *********** ***** call Netflix and chill donkey punch golden shower brown bath cream pie ******* motor boating and the shocker   two in the pink and one in the stink
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Aug 23, 2018
Aug 23, 2018 at 8:14 AM UTC
*** BOT...Manga
The new # 69 hoochi coochi smoochi rubberized *** robot ****** sucker model 2.0 now available ****** off feelin lonely tired of spats credit cards charged up from dates that don't put out don't like the same restaurants not ***** to your taste cant stand the in-laws you wana live costal, they like Kansas or tired of internet dating and no time for a quickie when the one you love tells you they aren't in the mood well bunky its a brave new world take a spin in our new model robot 69, 2.0 they talk they walk warm all ova inside and out scented oiled perfumed *** optional and flavored to include chocolate crunch, vanilla, strawberry and phooey replete with an array of assorted interchangeable ***** pussy's and butts extra sturdy for ware and tear and those little irresistible spankies and whoopins you just cant live without plus any colors, or rainbow rubber chasse gay straight or mix it up how eva trans trans gender buy out right or rent ala cart deluxe or standard voice activated advanced multi lingual baby talk and hits the high notes talks back software program and NO always means YES plus screams cu cu cu cu cu cummmmming cooes I love you **** me now ***** shred me you ****** ****** and many others in over 50 languages Other optional features include age play ethnic fetish banjee blow jobs tipping the velvet **** to mouth salad tossing tea bagging spit roast bare back chicken head death grip ******* mammary *********** ***** call Netflix and chill donkey punch golden shower brown bath cream pie ******* motor boating and the shocker   two in the pink and one in the stink
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Love is like the beach                               You leave your marks in the sand                                              Just to ware away
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May 12, 2015
May 12, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC
Beach Haiku
As I sit here, at the dining room table and stare over decaf coffee at the screen on my Mac my eyes are drawn, once and awhile, to the picture sitting on the buffet in the butler's pantry. Before we continue you should know that "butler's pantry" in this case means the "third bedroom" that we saw in the listing on Realtor dot com before we bought the house and that, in the usual real estate-ese, is an optimistic label at best. But I was talking about the picture. The picture sits, slightly askew, in a carved wooden bowl given to us by my wife's boss as a housewarming present. It, the bowl I mean, came with salad tongs or forks, depending on what it is that you call them, made of water buffalo horn. They sit in the bowl too and, although she'd never admit it, I know that the thought of serving salad with water buffalo horn salad forks... lets just say..... doesn't appeal to my wife. Right, the picture.... It sits in on the buffet, in the carved wooden bowl, next to another wood bowl. This one full of carved wood fruits and vegetables, which evidently, includes sugar cane. When my wife's dad moved from his house to an assisted living facility the kids, my wife, her brother and sister, took turns going down to help him move. My wife was the last and dad insisted that someone "had" to take the fruit. But, the picture.... It, and the wooden bowls full of fruit and unused salad forks, are surrounded by both faux and real glassware and placemats which all sit perched on the top of the buffet as precariously as refugees and all of their belongings on the deck and roof of an overloaded fishing boat chugging from their homeland to some place that is hopefully better. The picture... It was painted by my father-in-law and, of all the others we have in the house, is one of my favorites. It sits on the buffet, askew in the carved wooden bowl with the horn salad forks, amid polycarbonate and glass drink ware, and placemats, unframed for some reason. All of his other works came framed but this is one he did not... and did I mention that it is one of my favorites? I like his choices of frames on all of the other pictures we have, but this is just canvas, stretched over a frame, sitting in that carved African wooden bowl with those salad forks made from water buffalo horn on the buffet next to the other wood bowl full of wooden fruits and vegetables, and wooden sugar cane, in the butler's pantry.
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Jul 15, 2013
Jul 15, 2013 at 9:51 AM UTC
The Picture
As I sit here, at the dining room table and stare over decaf coffee at the screen on my Mac my eyes are drawn, once and awhile, to the picture sitting on the buffet in the butler's pantry. Before we continue you should know that "butler's pantry" in this case means the "third bedroom" that we saw in the listing on Realtor dot com before we bought the house and that, in the usual real estate-ese, is an optimistic label at best. But I was talking about the picture. The picture sits, slightly askew, in a carved wooden bowl given to us by my wife's boss as a housewarming present. It, the bowl I mean, came with salad tongs or forks, depending on what it is that you call them, made of water buffalo horn. They sit in the bowl too and, although she'd never admit it, I know that the thought of serving salad with water buffalo horn salad forks... lets just say..... doesn't appeal to my wife. Right, the picture.... It sits in on the buffet, in the carved wooden bowl, next to another wood bowl. This one full of carved wood fruits and vegetables, which evidently, includes sugar cane. When my wife's dad moved from his house to an assisted living facility the kids, my wife, her brother and sister, took turns going down to help him move. My wife was the last and dad insisted that someone "had" to take the fruit. But, the picture.... It, and the wooden bowls full of fruit and unused salad forks, are surrounded by both faux and real glassware and placemats which all sit perched on the top of the buffet as precariously as refugees and all of their belongings on the deck and roof of an overloaded fishing boat chugging from their homeland to some place that is hopefully better. The picture... It was painted by my father-in-law and, of all the others we have in the house, is one of my favorites. It sits on the buffet, askew in the carved wooden bowl with the horn salad forks, amid polycarbonate and glass drink ware, and placemats, unframed for some reason. All of his other works came framed but this is one he did not... and did I mention that it is one of my favorites? I like his choices of frames on all of the other pictures we have, but this is just canvas, stretched over a frame, sitting in that carved African wooden bowl with those salad forks made from water buffalo horn on the buffet next to the other wood bowl full of wooden fruits and vegetables, and wooden sugar cane, in the butler's pantry.
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She walks by without a clue Her bubbly personality and bright *** shoes Laughter gush and spills, free and loose Joyous even in the way she moves She wears the world as hot as red lipstick Explores herself and what’s not listed Follows the rules but just has to break them Sings in the night, when no one listens The sun comes out when she’s ready to play Curls bounce as she walks my way She doesn't even know Has never been touched with a lovers kiss But she loves deeper than anyone I have met Cares so deep, hugs so sure Trusts so venerable, loyal for sure She isn’t the rainbow A color undiscovered The flavor of happy, the taste of song Flies like a bird, dancing in the lawn Climbing trees, hanging in the park Sharing her stories, girl likes to talk' She doesn't even know that she is My shining star, little piece of bliss Showing the way when things get hard Laughing when I cry Cry when I laugh so hard She doesn't even know She’s my window in to happy When it’s no ware else to be found My excitement when my life is turned upside down Noise that needs to happen Hug I need to have Person I know will be there The smiles that’s for sure Liesel you’re my happy pill The one for sure cure.
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Aug 6, 2012
Aug 6, 2012 at 12:05 AM UTC
Liesel Love, my happy pill
ek het ware liefde i for true love my hele lewe my whole life gesoek searched totdat ek ontdek until i discovered dat die liefde that the love moet binne in begin must begin inside as jou pad onseker is if your path is uncertain en jy weet nie wat jy and you dont know what you wil eintlik he nie really want to have dan wandel jy tussen then you wander between die bosse met the forests with dorings wat jou thorns that steek ***** as jy stil sit if you sit still en reflekteer and reflect sal streke van lig streaks of light en ontdekking and discovery uitskyn shine out die bosse sal tans the forests will still daar wees be there maar jy but you kan die can pad manage bestuur the path as jy jou hart agtervolg if you follow your heart
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Jan 27, 2012
Jan 27, 2012 at 11:42 PM UTC
ware liefde - true love
Look at me. What do you see? A boy crying out for sanctuary? I morn only myself for the life I lead. see I ware a mask to shelter the past. To keep thoughts away who do not plan to stay. It might be lonely it might be sad, but when I meet my reflection I know ill be glad. Where ever she is, where ever she may be, I know she wares a mask just like me. Together we will chase the bad guys away. Ill see her scars and she will see mine. Below our skin our hearts will align. I can't see her face yet but I know she's out there. The girl who carried my heart all my life. Through heartache and hatred and anger and strife. And I will thank her for saving much more than my life.
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Feb 24, 2015
Feb 24, 2015 at 5:48 PM UTC
mask
Senior Present I walked in to the school this morning To see all of the teachers Munching and nibbling on food. I turned down the hallway to be greeted By a glorious sent that hit my nostrils I watched as kids floated down the hall way Towards the smell, they were just out of reach Of the food, as the smell led them to a closed door Of the teachers lounge. Inside were all sorts of candies. There was a candy Of every type, all shapes and sizes. No one was left Out every teacher had there favorite kind some ware. There were cakes and pies, Fudge and brownies, Ice cream and frozen yogurt. There was healthy food And nut free snacks. There was lollipops And twizlers. It was Halloween all over again, With a twist of fancy, It was a dessert buffet Just for the teachers. It was a way to thank them for all the Time they spent teaching us the same thing To have patience for all the questions, to help us In till we understood, staying extra hours to help us. This food display is a thanks to not just the teachers But to the janitors, the special education helpers The nurses, librarians, office and consoler office ladies The police officers and the principal her self. I thought it would be nice to give you all a special treat A present, instead a prank, since it is my senior year.
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Aug 21, 2012
Aug 21, 2012 at 8:26 PM UTC
Senior Present
[PART ONE] xeroxed, RT'd and plagiarized so many times on so many blogs tween blogs to republican blogs to blogs in Russia and blogs no one ever scrolls though... original content is prey but I have a warning for they: overrated, over-shared content aggregators beware the lines you swap can rot and ware the World Wide Web does not care. [PART TWO] original content original contests original continent original controversy original coordination between strangers original calvary riding their connection into the battlefield of internet memes; creating nothing and sharing everything [COMMENTARY] original nothing, nowhere, nobody except facebook "Funny Vidoes!" & "Cool Quotes!". 'Like' pages whose sole originality lies within their own existence but nothing they share. They steal from the rest of the web and re-post what they find for out-of-the-loop troglodytes; often done so in inferior context and with no perspective. The 'refried beans' phenomenon, I call it. I find it fitting because 'refried beans' are a double misnomer. The name comes from 'frijoles refritos' - which means 'well-fried' not 'refried'. They are also never traditionally fried more than once. Yet the name sticks, it gets repeated, it gets re-shared and now that's what they are: refried beans. This phenomenon is why I believe art and all original content eventually become so over-shared and overrated that it's no longer interesting but irritating. These three parts of the poem "Original Content" are separated in abstract authorial presentation. The author has clearly expressed his dislike for the disjunct un-imagination of the internet and presents it as such. [PART THREE] original authors losing control of their audiences who believe they are the creators and the artist's art is somewhat shareable original miscommunication between web 1.0 and web 2.0 reality original alphabet they use to type on their keyboards original grammar they learned in school original money their gov't printed original content they re-post original refried beans original content orginal contet ogrinal cotent ognal ctt oc .
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Mar 9, 2014
Mar 9, 2014 at 10:01 PM UTC
Original Content (Pt. 1, 2 & 3 With Commentary)
[PART ONE] xeroxed, RT'd and plagiarized so many times on so many blogs tween blogs to republican blogs to blogs in Russia and blogs no one ever scrolls though... original content is prey but I have a warning for they: overrated, over-shared content aggregators beware the lines you swap can rot and ware the World Wide Web does not care. [PART TWO] original content original contests original continent original controversy original coordination between strangers original calvary riding their connection into the battlefield of internet memes; creating nothing and sharing everything [COMMENTARY] original nothing, nowhere, nobody except facebook "Funny Vidoes!" & "Cool Quotes!". 'Like' pages whose sole originality lies within their own existence but nothing they share. They steal from the rest of the web and re-post what they find for out-of-the-loop troglodytes; often done so in inferior context and with no perspective. The 'refried beans' phenomenon, I call it. I find it fitting because 'refried beans' are a double misnomer. The name comes from 'frijoles refritos' - which means 'well-fried' not 'refried'. They are also never traditionally fried more than once. Yet the name sticks, it gets repeated, it gets re-shared and now that's what they are: refried beans. This phenomenon is why I believe art and all original content eventually become so over-shared and overrated that it's no longer interesting but irritating. These three parts of the poem "Original Content" are separated in abstract authorial presentation. The author has clearly expressed his dislike for the disjunct un-imagination of the internet and presents it as such. [PART THREE] original authors losing control of their audiences who believe they are the creators and the artist's art is somewhat shareable original miscommunication between web 1.0 and web 2.0 reality original alphabet they use to type on their keyboards original grammar they learned in school original money their gov't printed original content they re-post original refried beans original content orginal contet ogrinal cotent ognal ctt oc .
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Put on a saw Movie I will ware nothing More then A thong as we Watch and **** eachother Slowly and sweetly Bring out that naughtiest In me
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Sep 30, 2020
Sep 30, 2020 at 3:30 PM UTC
Saw movies and ***
There was an old person of Ware, Who rode on the back of a bear: When they ask'd,--'Does it trot?'-- He said 'Certainly not! He's a Moppsikon Floppsikon bear!'
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There Was An Old Person Of Ware
Alexander K  Opicho (Eldoret, Kenya;[email protected]) let me begin my salutation to you by expressing my angst  about your ghastly night experience that you go through when in the hands of the policemen who often walk around in the name of security patrols while in truth they bettle terror in the show of evil mighty they swop you down and arrest you spreadeagled asking for bribes substantially the money of your proceeds from the ware of your trade your body the temple of christian God, Wherever  your lack money your beauty saves you as they go on to  **** you  in circles among themselves as they glorify the power of your bossom in their policeman's slang, where beauty , tyranny of bossom and your bribe is absent you are forlornly arrested from the streets of Nairobi and Lagos or Johannesburg then rounded down to a dingy police cell to be charged with  heinous crimes of prostitution and vagrancy, when the true origin of your fortune's tomfoolery is powers that be as they glorify anti woman crude cultures beseeching a girl child into despair and depravement, they are these men who refused to  see you as a beacon of glory they always link you to the filthy bedrooms from which you ennoble not.
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Jan 27, 2014
Jan 27, 2014 at 8:52 AM UTC
Ode to African *** workers
This is a story of a very loving girl who let her love take her all over the world. A man once convinced her that she was unworthy, and when he threw her out, she left in a hurry. She never looked back and scurried through the states until she found home at her families gates. Once that man hurt her, she wanted to help others. She gave nothing but love and she nurtured as a mother. Some people accepted the love that she gave and they seemed to love her back so she decided to stay. The girl fell in love with being loved and got carried away. She ran around experiencing love - every second, each day. Eventually she got herself into a pickle; her heart was strong but her mind, very fickle. She could never belong to only one because she felt she should be there for everyone.  After all of the people that came and went, she never once forgot the time that was spent. The stories, those moments, the love that was shared; she gave out so much love that her heart became bare. She endured great amounts of emotional ware, with some physical injuries that gave doctors a scare. She became very careless with everyone soon and discarded them after they'd been in her bedroom. Please don't be mislead, the ending is bad, it's another love story with an ending quite sad. After all of the loving and hurting was done, she took a step back to see what she'd become. Much to her dismay she was seemingly **** for the lovers she loved once, had all come undone. An ugly society, to which she'd finally succumb, molded her into the person from which all this begun. Who knows if you're reading or listening now, but she wants you to know what you've done. Take a bow. kd
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Apr 16, 2015
Apr 16, 2015 at 6:54 PM UTC
Another depressing love story
This is a story of a very loving girl who let her love take her all over the world. A man once convinced her that she was unworthy, and when he threw her out, she left in a hurry. She never looked back and scurried through the states until she found home at her families gates. Once that man hurt her, she wanted to help others. She gave nothing but love and she nurtured as a mother. Some people accepted the love that she gave and they seemed to love her back so she decided to stay. The girl fell in love with being loved and got carried away. She ran around experiencing love - every second, each day. Eventually she got herself into a pickle; her heart was strong but her mind, very fickle. She could never belong to only one because she felt she should be there for everyone.  After all of the people that came and went, she never once forgot the time that was spent. The stories, those moments, the love that was shared; she gave out so much love that her heart became bare. She endured great amounts of emotional ware, with some physical injuries that gave doctors a scare. She became very careless with everyone soon and discarded them after they'd been in her bedroom. Please don't be mislead, the ending is bad, it's another love story with an ending quite sad. After all of the loving and hurting was done, she took a step back to see what she'd become. Much to her dismay she was seemingly **** for the lovers she loved once, had all come undone. An ugly society, to which she'd finally succumb, molded her into the person from which all this begun. Who knows if you're reading or listening now, but she wants you to know what you've done. Take a bow. kd
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She walked barefoot in the desert and wore desert boots to bed. My baby was topsy turvy dipsy swervy crossed up curvy clean out of her head. A cast iron face that kept the truth bound and shackled. Deep inside her head. Self deception was her stock in trade and every choice she ever made was reasoned Wearing blinders.The snake that ate her tail Her logic was. Circular in nature no ending or beginning. Which guaranteed her winning Regardless. But only in her twisty wheelhouse. Crazy as aa ********* rat. Twisting facts into tasty pastry. Seving them up on shiny ware. Neither here nor either there Calculating slipknot tension Telling tales too tall to mention The daughter of the pretzel maker Part deluded.Rabid faker. Pretzel logic Pretzel minded. Twisted now and twisted later. Down the road I go.
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Oct 17, 2013
Oct 17, 2013 at 12:52 AM UTC
Pretzel Logic
Do not eat of Faerie food And do not drink of Faerie wine Or when you leave Faerie at last The home you seek's no longer thine. Do not step in Faerie rings Do not enter the Faerie Mound Or when rescue comes for thee Your sanity will ne'er be found. Do not lie to Faerie folk And don't insult the Faerie Queen Or for all of eternity You and yours will not be seen. Do not enter Faerie woods And do not walk the Faerie trod Or, though you come back to hearth, Your heart will ne'er again be thawed. Don't listen when Faeries sing And ignore the Banshee wail Or you will have the dubious fame Of becoming a Faerie tale. Do not look through Faerie stones That you find on the Faerie ground Or they will put out your eye So you can't see when they're around. Do not enter Faerieland But if you do, don't leave the path Or you'll be lost for ever more In darkness where the monsters laugh. Do not ask for Faerie help If it comes take care how you pay Some want clothes or milk for it Some are insulted and betray. Do not accept Faerie gold From captured elf or leprechaun For it will turn to moss and leaves And when you look up they'll be gone. Don't swim in the Faerie stream Where nixies and kelpie play Banshee wash dead men's ****** clothes In that water, so stay away. Do not believe what Faeries say Though it's true that they cannot lie They never say quite what they mean Honestly they will truth deny. Don't even taste Faerie repast No goblin fruits from elven trees They're addictive beyond belief A wise man offered such food flees. 'Ware giving thanks for Faerie gifts Though they save you from all pain Or else you may be in their debt And lose more than you stood to gain. Beware lights off Faerie shores And lanterns seen in wild bogs For wisps will lead folks off of cliffs And laugh as corpses float like logs. And buy naught from Faerie markets They sell goblin fruits, curses, lies The price your dreams, your past, your soul Your voice, the color of your eyes.
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Sep 3, 2017
Sep 3, 2017 at 5:00 PM UTC
Rules of Faerie
Do not eat of Faerie food And do not drink of Faerie wine Or when you leave Faerie at last The home you seek's no longer thine. Do not step in Faerie rings Do not enter the Faerie Mound Or when rescue comes for thee Your sanity will ne'er be found. Do not lie to Faerie folk And don't insult the Faerie Queen Or for all of eternity You and yours will not be seen. Do not enter Faerie woods And do not walk the Faerie trod Or, though you come back to hearth, Your heart will ne'er again be thawed. Don't listen when Faeries sing And ignore the Banshee wail Or you will have the dubious fame Of becoming a Faerie tale. Do not look through Faerie stones That you find on the Faerie ground Or they will put out your eye So you can't see when they're around. Do not enter Faerieland But if you do, don't leave the path Or you'll be lost for ever more In darkness where the monsters laugh. Do not ask for Faerie help If it comes take care how you pay Some want clothes or milk for it Some are insulted and betray. Do not accept Faerie gold From captured elf or leprechaun For it will turn to moss and leaves And when you look up they'll be gone. Don't swim in the Faerie stream Where nixies and kelpie play Banshee wash dead men's ****** clothes In that water, so stay away. Do not believe what Faeries say Though it's true that they cannot lie They never say quite what they mean Honestly they will truth deny. Don't even taste Faerie repast No goblin fruits from elven trees They're addictive beyond belief A wise man offered such food flees. 'Ware giving thanks for Faerie gifts Though they save you from all pain Or else you may be in their debt And lose more than you stood to gain. Beware lights off Faerie shores And lanterns seen in wild bogs For wisps will lead folks off of cliffs And laugh as corpses float like logs. And buy naught from Faerie markets They sell goblin fruits, curses, lies The price your dreams, your past, your soul Your voice, the color of your eyes.
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Ware, nor of good nor ill, what aim hath act? Without its ****** death, what savour hath Life? an impeccable machine, exact He paces an inane and pointless path To glut brute appetites, his sole content How tedious were he fit to comprehend Himself! More, this our noble element Of fire in nature, love in spirit, unkenned Life hath no spring, no axle, and no end. His body a bloody-ruby radiant With noble passion, sun-souled Lucifer Swept through the dawn colossal, swift aslant On Eden's imbecile perimeter. He blessed nonentity with every curse And spiced with sorrow the dull soul of sense, Breathed life into the sterile universe, With Love and Knowledge drove out innocence The Key of Joy is disobedience.
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Hymn to Lucifer
O my Luve’s like a red, red rose That’s newly sprung in June; O my Luve’s like the melodie That’s sweetly played in tune. As fair art thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a’ the seas gang dry: Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi’ the sun; I will luve thee still, my dear, While the sands o’ life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only Luve, And fare thee weel awhile! And I will come again, my Luve, Tho’ it ware ten thousand mile.
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A Red, Red Rose
*all poems write themselves, following plans that are drawn only as the poem goes along, neither leading or following, but carrying the writer along as first violin, a VIP passenger, the first viewer, a consultant but not a conductor* ***a poem is written based on what has happened a poem is written based on what was hoped to happen a poem was written based on what could never happen but is so well imagined that it is more real than if it happened*** *I willingly tell you I will not tell you which is what, for there is no difference between them for the writer, the first passenger, though undeniably fully aware of the quality of the ware that is proffered, plottered or just perchanced perhaps you are thinking, but of course, this is the way, the way of all of us, the way it has and will be and no disclaimer needed for no believable claims are made perhaps for the weave is oft tight, tight as near-truth, and so well imagined, it wraps the first passenger in a cloak of skin that actually feels, though cloaks cannot feel, but belief is easily eased there are no lines or lies in my writings there are no definitions and perception is only your truth Therefore, my poems are splats and drips. you make them into paintings that hang in your own private museum but authenticated by me as first viewer, 3/13/18 1:09am
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Mar 13, 2018
Mar 13, 2018 at 2:21 PM UTC
the schematics of poetry writing (first passenger)
A sportin' death! My word it was! An' taken in a sportin' way. Mind you, I wasn't there to see; I only tell you what they say. They found that day at Shillinglee, An' ran 'im down to Chillinghurst; The fox was goin' straight an' free For ninety minutes at a burst. They 'ad a check at Ebernoe An' made a cast across the Down, Until they got a view 'ullo An' chased i'm up to Kirdford town. From Kirdford 'e run Bramber way, An' took 'em over 'alf the Weald. If you 'ave tried the Sussex clay, You'll guess it weeded out the field. Until at last I don't suppose As 'arf a dozen, at the most, Came safe to where the grassland goes Switchbackin' southwards to the coast. Young Captain 'Eadley, 'e was there, And Jim the whip an' Percy Day; The Purcells an' Sir Charles Adair, An' this 'ere gent from London way. For 'e 'ad gone amazin' fine, Two 'undred pounds between 'is knees; Eight stone he was, an' rode at nine, As light an' limber as you please. 'E was a stranger to the 'Unt, There weren't a person as 'e knew there; But 'e could ride, that London gent-- 'E sat 'is mare as if 'e grew there. They seed the 'ounds upon the scent, But found a fence across their track, And 'ad to fly it; else it meant A turnin' and a 'arkin' back. 'E was the foremost at the fence, And as 'is mare just cleared the rail He turned to them that rode be'ind, For three was at 'is very tail. 'Ware 'oles!' says 'e, an' with the word, Still sittin' easy on his mare, Down, down 'e went, an' down an' down, Into the quarry yawnin' there. Some say it was two 'undred foot; The bottom lay as black as ink. I guess they 'ad some ugly dreams, Who reined their 'orses on the brink. 'E'd only time for that one cry; ''Ware 'oles!' says 'e, an' saves all three. There may be better deaths to die, But that one's good enough for me. For mind you, 'twas a sportin' end, Upon a right good sportin' day; They think a deal of 'im down 'ere, That gent what came from London way.
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'Ware Holes
A sportin' death! My word it was! An' taken in a sportin' way. Mind you, I wasn't there to see; I only tell you what they say. They found that day at Shillinglee, An' ran 'im down to Chillinghurst; The fox was goin' straight an' free For ninety minutes at a burst. They 'ad a check at Ebernoe An' made a cast across the Down, Until they got a view 'ullo An' chased i'm up to Kirdford town. From Kirdford 'e run Bramber way, An' took 'em over 'alf the Weald. If you 'ave tried the Sussex clay, You'll guess it weeded out the field. Until at last I don't suppose As 'arf a dozen, at the most, Came safe to where the grassland goes Switchbackin' southwards to the coast. Young Captain 'Eadley, 'e was there, And Jim the whip an' Percy Day; The Purcells an' Sir Charles Adair, An' this 'ere gent from London way. For 'e 'ad gone amazin' fine, Two 'undred pounds between 'is knees; Eight stone he was, an' rode at nine, As light an' limber as you please. 'E was a stranger to the 'Unt, There weren't a person as 'e knew there; But 'e could ride, that London gent-- 'E sat 'is mare as if 'e grew there. They seed the 'ounds upon the scent, But found a fence across their track, And 'ad to fly it; else it meant A turnin' and a 'arkin' back. 'E was the foremost at the fence, And as 'is mare just cleared the rail He turned to them that rode be'ind, For three was at 'is very tail. 'Ware 'oles!' says 'e, an' with the word, Still sittin' easy on his mare, Down, down 'e went, an' down an' down, Into the quarry yawnin' there. Some say it was two 'undred foot; The bottom lay as black as ink. I guess they 'ad some ugly dreams, Who reined their 'orses on the brink. 'E'd only time for that one cry; ''Ware 'oles!' says 'e, an' saves all three. There may be better deaths to die, But that one's good enough for me. For mind you, 'twas a sportin' end, Upon a right good sportin' day; They think a deal of 'im down 'ere, That gent what came from London way.
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[PART ONE] xeroxed, RT'd and plagiarized so many times on so many blogs tween blogs to republican blogs to blogs in Russia and blogs no one ever scrolls though... original content is prey but I have a warning for they: overrated, over-shared content aggregators beware the lines you swap can rot and ware the World Wide Web does not care. [PART TWO] original content original contests original continent original controversy original coordination between strangers original calvary riding their connection into the battlefield of internet memes; creating nothing and sharing everything [COMMENTARY] original nothing, nowhere, nobody except facebook "Funny Vidoes!" & "Cool Quotes!". 'Like' pages whose sole originality lies within their own existence but nothing they share. They steal from the rest of the web and re-post what they find for out-of-the-loop troglodytes; often done so in inferior context and with no perspective. The 'refried beans' phenomenon, I call it. I find it fitting because 'refried beans' are a double misnomer. The name comes from 'frijoles refritos' - which means 'well-fried' not 'refried'. They are also never traditionally fried more than once. Yet the name sticks, it gets repeated, it gets re-shared and now that's what they are: refried beans. This phenomenon is why I believe art and all original content eventually become so over-shared and overrated that it's no longer interesting but irritating. These three parts of the poem "Original Content" are separated in abstract authorial presentation. The author has clearly expressed his dislike for the disjunct un-imagination of the internet and presents it as such. [PART THREE] original authors losing control of their audiences who believe they are the creators and the artist's art is somewhat shareable original miscommunication between web 1.0 and web 2.0 reality original alphabet they use to type on their keyboards original grammar they learned in school original money their gov't printed original content they re-post original refried beans original content orginal contet ogrinal cotent ognal ctt oc .
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Apr 7, 2015
Apr 7, 2015 at 12:42 PM UTC
Original Content (Pt. 1, 2 & 3 With Commentary)
[PART ONE] xeroxed, RT'd and plagiarized so many times on so many blogs tween blogs to republican blogs to blogs in Russia and blogs no one ever scrolls though... original content is prey but I have a warning for they: overrated, over-shared content aggregators beware the lines you swap can rot and ware the World Wide Web does not care. [PART TWO] original content original contests original continent original controversy original coordination between strangers original calvary riding their connection into the battlefield of internet memes; creating nothing and sharing everything [COMMENTARY] original nothing, nowhere, nobody except facebook "Funny Vidoes!" & "Cool Quotes!". 'Like' pages whose sole originality lies within their own existence but nothing they share. They steal from the rest of the web and re-post what they find for out-of-the-loop troglodytes; often done so in inferior context and with no perspective. The 'refried beans' phenomenon, I call it. I find it fitting because 'refried beans' are a double misnomer. The name comes from 'frijoles refritos' - which means 'well-fried' not 'refried'. They are also never traditionally fried more than once. Yet the name sticks, it gets repeated, it gets re-shared and now that's what they are: refried beans. This phenomenon is why I believe art and all original content eventually become so over-shared and overrated that it's no longer interesting but irritating. These three parts of the poem "Original Content" are separated in abstract authorial presentation. The author has clearly expressed his dislike for the disjunct un-imagination of the internet and presents it as such. [PART THREE] original authors losing control of their audiences who believe they are the creators and the artist's art is somewhat shareable original miscommunication between web 1.0 and web 2.0 reality original alphabet they use to type on their keyboards original grammar they learned in school original money their gov't printed original content they re-post original refried beans original content orginal contet ogrinal cotent ognal ctt oc .
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Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin'-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye worthy o' a grace As lang's my arm. The groaning trencher there ye fill, Your hurdies like a distant hill, Your pin *** help to mend a mill In time o need, While thro your pores the dews distil Like amber bead. His knife see rustic Labour dight, An cut you up wi ready slight, Trenching your gushing entrails bright, Like onie ditch; And then, O what a glorious sight, Warm-reekin, rich! Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive: Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive, Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve Are bent like drums; The auld Guidman, maist like to rive, 'Bethankit' hums. Is there that owre his French ragout, Or olio that *** staw a sow, Or fricassee *** mak her spew Wi perfect scunner, Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view On sic a dinner? Poor devil! see him owre his trash, As feckless as a wither'd rash, His spindle shank a guid whip-lash, His nieve a nit; Thro ****** flood or field to dash, O how unfit! But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed, The trembling earth resounds his tread, Clap in his walie nieve a blade, He'll make it whissle; An legs an arms, an heads will sned, Like taps o thrissle. Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care, And dish them out their bill o fare, Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware That jaups in luggies: But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer, Gie her a Haggis
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Jan 25, 2015
Jan 25, 2015 at 9:37 AM UTC
Address to a Haggis (By Rabbie Burns)
perfunctory actions zombie habits sheep normalcy blindly following the cud chewers lemmings fall to their deaths slowly genetically engineered crops dusted with pharmaceutical poison laced with irradiated petroleum pesticides fed to the babies of the poor – wealthy voyeurs eagerly tune-in as the impoverished masses rot for viewing pleasure leisurely strolling across manicured lawns those in power scoff at the growing spectacle unaware that the cake is stale and the masses smell blood – hurriedly, accountants shuffle tax rates mix those with interest credit season it with mortgage fees and serve it on wall street place mats taking stock of stock market gains gamblers do double gainers off high rises adding to the flesh being consumed by the under class under classed – underclassmen, underpaid, stretch under ware elastic as waistlines expand with the debt ceiling both symbolizing the slow decline of the American dream screaming into the sewer fewer eyes look back as disease dulls the iris loss of the inner shine glowing reflection of living organisms fading as the day slips into the blue-black – night falls on a nation of imbeciles brain dead patients broken by depression and weight-loss scams hearts crying out for care personal and compassionate instead are met with sterile robotics and sanitary “C” students dressed in white fearful of lawsuits and spiders they prescribe to symptoms without knowing insurance number 87319A23-S1 is a human being, just like them also living in fear of the same establishment –
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Jun 24, 2014
Jun 24, 2014 at 1:33 PM UTC
trip to the Dr.
perfunctory actions zombie habits sheep normalcy blindly following the cud chewers lemmings fall to their deaths slowly genetically engineered crops dusted with pharmaceutical poison laced with irradiated petroleum pesticides fed to the babies of the poor – wealthy voyeurs eagerly tune-in as the impoverished masses rot for viewing pleasure leisurely strolling across manicured lawns those in power scoff at the growing spectacle unaware that the cake is stale and the masses smell blood – hurriedly, accountants shuffle tax rates mix those with interest credit season it with mortgage fees and serve it on wall street place mats taking stock of stock market gains gamblers do double gainers off high rises adding to the flesh being consumed by the under class under classed – underclassmen, underpaid, stretch under ware elastic as waistlines expand with the debt ceiling both symbolizing the slow decline of the American dream screaming into the sewer fewer eyes look back as disease dulls the iris loss of the inner shine glowing reflection of living organisms fading as the day slips into the blue-black – night falls on a nation of imbeciles brain dead patients broken by depression and weight-loss scams hearts crying out for care personal and compassionate instead are met with sterile robotics and sanitary “C” students dressed in white fearful of lawsuits and spiders they prescribe to symptoms without knowing insurance number 87319A23-S1 is a human being, just like them also living in fear of the same establishment –
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Wanneer n mens jou gedagtes laat dwaal, oor die jarre laat verdwaal dan besef mens weereens die wonderwerke van mense. Mense wat sterk is, sterker as wat ek is. Mense wat wense laat waar word, soos in n storie lyn waar alle hartseer verdwyn. Dan is daar n spesifieke mens wat ek die beste voor wens. Wat my elke dag laat weet dat pyn mens nie kan terug hou van n lewe vol lewe en geluk nie. n Ware punt van krag, wat regtig niks terug verwag behalwe die omgee en die liefde van n mens wat niks het om terug te gee behalwe n dankbare hart nie. Jy is my beste maat, my nooit verlaat, my buddy en my sussie. Ek is jou grootste fan dall. Beslis is jy alles en meer waarvoor ek kon wens en sal jou altyd lief he en trots wees op jou. 2016-04-16
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Dec 20, 2016
Dec 20, 2016 at 1:30 AM UTC
Ek is jou fan...
Covenant park central parallel, east-side west waiting on the print defender (and Lichaten queen) he appears randomly, and distorted with a broken smile shuffling down the Smithright trail with his Mac Tack and cinnamon shades (sun bags and thrift ware stacked neck high on a rusted rat-trap) An open end panel van crashes the curb as the long-board dodges the tail and kicks up some flare the plumb tree and Sunbeam double wide hold steady in the driver's fish eye as the warehouse carny and "tire-less" 510 shine brilliantly... in the dull, dripping scene
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Nov 21, 2018
Nov 21, 2018 at 2:11 PM UTC
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear
I was once a shape... Equally jointed, at four opposite points. I was a square... I never knew the way of the world. Never open to new experiences, even when they presented themselves bare... Even when the shrouds of uncertainty were wiped away leaving the future unfurled. I grew up... Huddled under the roof set above me, with four walls that kept me safe and sheltered. That was the entire universe. That was all I saw... Views so narrow and uneventful... A life so bland with the fun bits all sheared. Never brought up to question... Never given the time and space to think. There was always a yardstick upon which I was measured. The sea of expectations was vast but shallow... So I could wade forever, but never sink. I was once a shape... No one then expected me to be other than a square. I had everything I needed, all within the confines of imposing cordons and tapes. But the world would constantly rap on the windows. Peddling its fantastical ware. It would entice with its secrets and mysteries. Boasting the wonderful stories it'd like to share.
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Jan 18, 2016
Jan 18, 2016 at 4:49 AM UTC
Square
he told me i was living in fear and i thought i wasnt supposed to be here a sign hangs above his living room couch "the police ruin everything" i want to disagree but i control my thoughts i build a wall between them and my mouth the same one he built and her and them and we and us i can tell by the furrowed brows and tell tall signs by the words that come out only when we drink our nightly wine i climb on top of him in his room of american flags, broken records and leopard ware faux patriotism and hipster runoff mixed with nonchalant dishevel i kiss his sweaty neck   my mind is always down south even now where my toes peep out of my socks curious of the present moment and the theme of tomorrows thoughts
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Sep 13, 2012
Sep 13, 2012 at 9:32 PM UTC
holey socks