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Hey John  dam it's been long so what do ya do these days?
Well I write  do stand up comedy.
Wow like your not even funny and you were always so shy I cant imagine you doing that.

                                                   Another Person.
Hey wow this is a really deep write who would guess the comedian could write so deep.

                                                 Yet Another

Hey you know your jokes really arent family friendly.
Some of them were really offensive and you should really stop talking about so many taboo
subjects maybe stop being so vulger.


                                      A Person I Knew When I Was A Kid

Hey man have you changed remember how you were so shy and didnt fit in
Its so great to see you trying so hard do you work i mean a real job cause that writting stuff and comedy is
okay for fun but you gotta grow up sometime JP is it okay to call you JP.
I mean we herd how you dont like being called that anymore but we always called you that.

                                                A So Called Friend.

                                              Hey you ever hear from John?
  Oh well probaly just off being weird what a loser man he thinks he's funny.
                    **** maybe funny looking what a stupid ******* .
                                                Hey John!
Man i was just talkin about you what you been up to dam it's good to see you.



                                                      A Stranger That I Made Laugh

                                                         Hey wanna drink?
                          You must keep people around you laughing all the time.

                                                     Sometimes Ignorance Is Bliss
Azgar Ali Aug 2019
Azgar Ali

Bullets are  roaring
and bloods are danching—
Some have come
and some are comming
From a dark cave
****** eyes of satan are watching—

The Angels are in crisis
as the heaven of earth is covered with vulture  
Here and there spread out
danger and the ultimate vulger

Zamboo Eagles  are flying
An all set war is calling....
Bullets are roaring
and Bloods are danching

It is night; at noon
All the beautifull stars are hiding
and also the moon
Crying the Zilam and crying the  hill
Only stone eyes of gerua satan strong and still.

Kids are shouting
Womens  are crying
Nothing He can heard!
Where His eyes is closed
There Modi is the God...
The third and final main character in this story of growth came just a week after the last if you weren't keeping up thats three guys who were all best friends that I was talking to at the same time. No wonder people started to talk

WARNING this is where it gets vulger. This third guy dmd be, thats right a good old fashioned dm, guessing his friends were up to sharing my ***** late night responses but not my snapchat, anyways thats what he asked for and I gave it to him and two weeks later I ****** his ****, my first time. Don't forget because this is what makes it so crazy, I was still talking to the other two guys. After that it spread like wildfire and before I knew it everyone knew. I knew they were popular but I honestly didn't know people would care so much, but I honestly didn't care, they weren't talking **** they were just surprised, so let them talk

No the **** came right around that same time I'm not sure if it was before or after it all gets muddled together. Turns out one of my friends had told her entire class that I had been ******* around with a guy who had a girlfriend and that spread even faster than the story that in involved a **** in my mouth, the worst part is me and the guy with the girlfriend never even did anything, doesn't matter though his girlfriend didn't believe me and i guess thats when things like
****, good in bed, hot as **** ,and definitely would tap began to echo my name in conversations

And that poor other guy still kept talking to me, but whether its because he actually liked me or was hoping to get lucky like his friends, I didn't know.

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