"urkel" poems
[Intro:]
'Sace, 'sace
'Knock one, 'knock one
Mustard on the beat, **
[Hook:]
Shirt, shirt by Versace
***** you better **** sumn
** Hoes wanna knock one
***** you better **** sumn
Shirt, shirt by Versace
***** you better **** sumn
** Hoes wanna knock one
***** you better **** sumn
[Verse 1: Kirko Bangz]
I just bought a shirt for tonight, **
And it cost five-hundred (Better **** sumn!)
I seen a bad ***** at the light, oh!
My car cost two-hundred (Better **** sumn!)
Uh, got 'Sace on the chain
Louis, that's my side ** Versace, that's my main
'Sace in the car so that's 'Sace in the lane
All day I dream about Versace on the linen
****** at work and now she bugging me. Versace John Lennon.
I only want the ***** if she expensive
**** the ** in Versace, had some boojie *** children
Doing what I’m suppose to do
I'm in Versace my ****** they in 'Sace too
Ain't no fun unless we all get some
If I'm ******* then my ****** they ******* too
[Hook:]
[Verse 2: French Montana]
Hundred-Thou' what I'm buying here?
Talking lion head ***** better **** sumn!)
Hundred-Thou' on these Cuban Links.
Medusa Face ***** better **** sumn!)
And my shirt eight-hundred
And just copped a honey ***** better **** sumn!)
These bottles they hundred
I just copped a hundred (Man, ***** better **** sumn!)
Got syrup by the liter. ***** Homie, Ima beat it
Catch the ***** like Jeter haa
Picture a ***** balling the ***** get to calling
******* get to fallin
Kamikaze. Shirt by Versace
Know my diamonds flash paparazzi
Give a **** about a hater
I be getting to the paper
**** ***** get your weight up haa
[Hook:]
[Verse 3: YG]
It's YG 400!
Shirt Versace, ******* is a hobby
I love a ***** that **** **** so sloppy
In high school she was a **
Hundred dollar bills on the floor
***** you better **** sumn!
And that's straight up
I prefer a bad ***** with no make-up
I got my cake up. Ya'll playas say sumn
I'm never paying for ***** and I'm never going bankrupt
My shirt's Versace. ***** red like Rudolph
Try to rob me I'll **** back that shooter
Trying to count how many ******* ***** I ate
Why you do that? Cuz I love how it taste. Ooo!
Me and Kirko on that purple
Geeked up like Urkel
Middle fingers in the air I don't trust you *******
Spent my money on me so I can **** you ******* Ooo!
[Hook:]
[Verse 4: G-Haze]
Got a shirt by Gianni
In your main ** that's where you can find me
Why these haters want to mean mug me
Cuz I'm coming down clean and they ******* wanna **** sumn
Trick you better **** sumn
Stepped in the party make a ***** wanna cuff sumn
Po-Po that's a No-No
Give me Ocho-Cinco!
Uhh, **** that ****** by Versace when I hit from the back
She gon' call me "Papi" while she sit up on my lap
Sip syrup lean and I got it from the trap
But I ain't a dope boy
Shirt by Versace got me feeling like a coke boy
Gold grillz, gold chain, LMG be the game
***** you better **** sumn!
Nov 27, 2013
Nov 27, 2013 at 1:25 PM UTC
its tha return of tha gangsta thanks to ya
too many blacks out here livin' they life in fear
families seeing tears problems tier
blurry visions make it hard to see clear my dear
cant get through the atmosphere
feel me it's the return of the gangsta I'd like to thank ya
Malcolm for giving me the principles and reaching a few people's
opening minds to grinds and you'll find
me chilling on the corner puffing marijuana yep I'm a gonna
in society outlaw outcast put my thoughts on blast
techs is humming cuz I smell war coming armies drumming
po folks crying innocent victims dying
for no apparent reasons caught in daily treasons which gives me a reasons to put an end to Americas sin but too many folks stuck in
a fantAsy called reality in actuality
they plotting our burials G
troops overseas findings empty caves so the government can make saves war profiteers racketeering gangsters hustlers
exposing lies don't be a busta like a Douglass no diamonds in my cutlass couldn't move so I had cut less people out of my circle I'm nerdy as urkel yea my intellect carefully selects
what's real from reality I envision myself as well as my enemies in a fatality so battling me I was made for war built off the backs of my ancestors sore yea white house was built by the slaves for white supremacy kind of irony they sayin' my folks was lazy?
worked up from Sun up to Sun down
I can't believe my folks walking with they heads towards the grounds
how bout we get mad and let off gun sounds pound for pound
you know they can't hang with us
that's why they had to make laws against us
scared of rise and corruptions ain't a surprise through the eyes
of real people who realize pain ain't a substitution for happiness bliss
I guess I was sunkissed
by wisdom mouth open hail Mary entered me and told me
we all family eyes lit no **** no fit nothing
but a glowing brain exemption of fame down goes my name
in the book of life made wisdom my wife
she took my arm she's my charm
as I glance at the souls gunned down on plantations farms gangsta....
Feb 21, 2017
Feb 21, 2017 at 2:49 PM UTC
There are so many ways to show it,
But im sure you already know it..
I mean, through all our ups and downs,
After all the smiles and frowns..
It ends this way, man I dnt even know what to say..
We used to be so cool and so close
Out of all them girls, I loved you the most..
We went through so much mess,
Man we had so much stress,
But the truth is it ended none-the-less..
We laughed, lived, loved together,
Through all the rain, sleet and stormy weather..
We talked, we cried, we grew closer as time went by,
Man, now it feels like its pointless why did we even try..
I guess its the way life goes
And though, they say everybody knows,
They really dnt becuz its somethin they cant, and wont,
Understand cuz you see,
Its not them its you and me..
And while im sittin here tryin to let it out,
I know yall over there trying to figure who im tlkin abt..
But dnt worry, if its you, you will know cuz its deep.
My feelings are what you call sweet..
Man, you got me goin in circles,
You my laura, ill be your urkel..
Man, im sittin here feeling like a geek,
Its funny how i thought it would really be me..
Man, lifes a roller coaster,
Im bout the leave the theme park and coast..
it might be for the best,
But im gon miss you the most..
I mean, honestly, i cant belive love is doin this ya see,
I always thought they love we had was a good thing..
But ive found love has no definite path,
It only works if you are willing to make it last..
Im willing now, I was then, I always will be,
But thats the hardest part of it for me..
Cuz love takes over and it controls my actions,
It starts off adding love plus me and you,
It equals, making you happy is all I wanna do..
Ok, now divide you and me,
You get an unreal answer cuz its meant to be..
Well thats wat the signs tell me..
Im runnin out of words to say,
I'll let my actions shopw you the mathematics of me and you.
And how when you take away the love, its not true..
Well shawty, thats it,
I aint got nothin left to say..
Man, I hope you start to realize all of this one day..
-"QT"-
Nov 21, 2011
Nov 21, 2011 at 10:37 PM UTC
My feet are dry.
Belkin54g is not connecting.
My armpits are itching.
Uncle Tom’s cabin is sitting at my dry feet needing to be read, but I don’t want to read it.
I need to brush my teeth;
but I’m comfortable sitting on the futon in the living room
which is my bed.
It also keeps the muscles of my upper back tight for the rest of the day – like they are now.
I feel heartburn coming on because I ate too much chicken alfredo.
The train won’t shut up.
Belkin54g is still not connecting.
I also wouldn’t mind a joint of some purple urkel.
But that’s not a complaint, it’s more of a request.
Nov 9, 2010
Nov 9, 2010 at 8:10 PM UTC
And sometimes they look like a circle,
But they do not look like Urkel.
They come into existence with a bang
When people see them, they say, “Oh dang!”
May 13, 2015
May 13, 2015 at 1:43 AM UTC
If you see my mind
It's like counting grains of sand
On the beach
Never been a leech
This for the real peeps
Who see the struggle
And nope you don't have to
Look through a Hubble
To see society's bubble
Troubles
Up ahead **** what trump said
Sound the trumpets
Angels cueing the sound
To let those know
All around we going in the ground
Its like that y'all
We on the verge of a permanent downfall stand tall
With my nuts agains the wall
Man I feel like Lennon Martin Malcolm and Kennedy
All wrapped into one
Can't embrace unity
Cuz it's so much corruption in society
They hate me .cuz I speak on truths
Not feeling
My mindpeeling
Heads like potatoes
From Idaho scratch that though
I'm just diggin ya mind
Like archeologist did to them Egyptian temples
Puttin out fake stories
To make it fit there agenda
Its all about propaganda
Sellin' lies and the civilians still buys
That ******** but wake up
We ain't got time for settlements
No sentiments for the soldiers sent
Overseas for rich oil company's
My minds at a breeze .but it don't blow me down slow me down
And ill still get around
Ya like a circle nerdy as Urkel
Real with these poems I spit
Made for ya to think and ****
**** the struggle we risin-
Revolutions won't be televised
Just realize real eyes
Will seeee
Jun 4, 2017
Jun 4, 2017 at 3:03 PM UTC