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"unsubscribing" poems
feels liberating these little first world problems resolved by unsubscribing from an annoying mailing list or deleting an aged account that is useless, created on a whim filling in-boxes with spam and junk killing social media links, paring back digital presences all with the idea of spending less time farting about more time creating, living, reading but they **** you back with 2 for 1 deals, 10% off, free for a month, look we’ve added some **** and yeah, it costs more, but our life will be better with it so the rest of the night is filled with creating spam filters more unsubscribing, more account deletions until someone recommends you sign up for the new revolutionary internet saviour the be all and end all of all your woes it will make you stronger, faster, more organised, less likely to drink yourself to sleep each night, give you the power of 10 rhinos, and the ****** prowess of a puma! probably best to disconnect now turn off the router, unplug the modem get your **** the old fashioned way before they tie your nervous system to the silicon pathways and advertise to your dreams
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Nov 25, 2011
Nov 25, 2011 at 8:23 AM UTC
ross
Techno Rant
feels liberating these little first world problems resolved by unsubscribing from an annoying mailing list or deleting an aged account that is useless, created on a whim filling in-boxes with spam and junk killing social media links, paring back digital presences all with the idea of spending less time farting about more time creating, living, reading but they **** you back with 2 for 1 deals, 10% off, free for a month, look we’ve added some **** and yeah, it costs more, but our life will be better with it so the rest of the night is filled with creating spam filters more unsubscribing, more account deletions until someone recommends you sign up for the new revolutionary internet saviour the be all and end all of all your woes it will make you stronger, faster, more organised, less likely to drink yourself to sleep each night, give you the power of 10 rhinos, and the ****** prowess of a puma! probably best to disconnect now turn off the router, unplug the modem get your **** the old fashioned way before they tie your nervous system to the silicon pathways and advertise to your dreams
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In the defined hours of Morning or night I face it rough All cars in a line Small and big All lights up and bright. Inside one of these settled Roads too full to even Offer space to peddlers. At the time when even The jungle rule is inapplicable No wishes of flying A wonder that consumes such Time to compose a song All cars following each other Forming a train in portions. Increasing body aches and sleep Minutes seen in hours A time later when a massage Is unavoidable To clear stress uncalled for All cars parked Like its a car party Something unpaid for By that time You wish you could Withdraw your traffic membership By unsubscribing You later reach but wait For a tomorrow's Similar function A daily routine of life
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Oct 3, 2014
Oct 3, 2014 at 12:43 PM UTC
thomas-bron-mukama
Jam Life
In the defined hours of Morning or night I face it rough All cars in a line Small and big All lights up and bright. Inside one of these settled Roads too full to even Offer space to peddlers. At the time when even The jungle rule is inapplicable No wishes of flying A wonder that consumes such Time to compose a song All cars following each other Forming a train in portions. Increasing body aches and sleep Minutes seen in hours A time later when a massage Is unavoidable To clear stress uncalled for All cars parked Like its a car party Something unpaid for By that time You wish you could Withdraw your traffic membership By unsubscribing You later reach but wait For a tomorrow's Similar function A daily routine of life
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