Convex curvature, female caricature
In the shiny polished upper side resides my reflection
Up left, roses would strive 
To derive right ***** from the
Unparsimonious point of inflection

And what inflection! Phrasing inflected 
Sings songs well affected
By the erratic gliding
Of ********* chiding
The inopportune haste of 
Her lover

I, graced, sit down in bemusement:
For nor does she bring just a
Knickknack's amusement
Nor do I lug 
A source of apologies
Instead our duality slates
Juxtaposition
As the most redundant of tautologies.