"ummmmm" poems
UMMMMMMMMMM SAVE AND FIND JESSICA SMALL UMMMMMM SAVE HER AND FIND HER
UMMMMMMMMM EVEN IF SHE IS DEAD, FREE HER SPIRIT, UMMMMMMM SAVE THIS GIRL FROM HER ABDUCTOR
UMMMMMMMMM JESSICA SMALL UMMMMMMMM JESSICA SMALL, UMMMMMM A FLOWER AMONGST THE THORNS
UMMMMMMMM SAVE JESSICA SMALL, UMMMMMM SAVE JESSICA SMALL UMMMMM THE FAMILY NEED CLOSURE
UMMMMMMMM I HOPE JESSICA SMALL GETS RESCUED, UMMMMMM I HOPE JESSICA SMALL GETS RESCUED
UMMMMMMM HER POOR PARENTS ARE SUFFERING TOO, UMMMMMM HER PARENTS ARE SUFFERING TOO
UMMMMMMM SAVE JESSICA SMALL, UMMMMMMM SAVE HER FROM ALL EVIL UMMMMMM SAVE JESSICA SMALL
UMMMMMMM J E S S I C A S M A L L UMMMMMM WE NEED TO SAVE THIS GIRL, YEAH, UMMMMMMM
Jan 9, 2015
Jan 9, 2015 at 2:32 AM UTC
hi dudes
you see i am a koomarri,. but who gives a **** just like tyler hammond the kid
you see he was ******** oh yeah he ****** was
and i walk the dinosaur like was not was
jump up jump down turn your body around, please baby walk the dinosaur
open the door get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
boom boom malacka acka boom, boom boom malacka acka boom
walk the flaming dinosaur, walk him up
and walk him down, walk him all around this town
open the door get on the floor, walk the flaming dinosaur
boom boom malacka acka boom walk the dinosaur
boom boom malacka acka boom walk the flaming dinosaur
you see to the world i look like a hooligan, walk the dinosaur
simon said pick ya nose, walk the flaming dinosaur
open the door and get on the floor walk the fucken dinosaur
boom boom malacka acka boom, walk it up and walk it down
party all over tony abbott’s liberal frown
ya see buddhists eat foods from sea and earth, they will walk the dinosaur
and as they walk they say, boom boom malacka acka boom
walk the flaming dinosaur
boom boom malacka acka boom
the dinosaur needs to be walked
and now john simmons went to the hospital to get an operation on his leg
and the money beggars really really beg
begging for mercy, begging for fun, kick conservos out on their ***
boom, oh yeah boom boom malacka acka boom
you see steven bradley has me again, let me out you dreadful man
you see i am no longer a cool kid, i have lost my brothers credits because they want me protected
you see, why bully me ya stupid old clown
shake me up and shake me down
graham kennedy is joining new families, oh yeah
you see graham kennedy is walking around on earth
maybe was william tyrell ya see
because since he was abducted his old life graham kennedy said read this poem
try and explain the uplifting version of death
and bring my spirit back to the earth, cause people hate kids, really, buddy is downgrading
yes william tyrell is formerly the aussie entertainer graham kennedy
and he needs to be rescued ummmmm ummmmmm, find young william tyrell, PLEASE
free the spirit of graham kennedy
Jun 26, 2015
Jun 26, 2015 at 1:18 AM UTC
N THE YEARS OF 1995 AND 2007, I WENT TO WORK AT
NORTHSOUTH COTRACTORS, AND I MET STEPHEN
VOLKS, AND HE WAS A VERY ENTHUIASTIC PERSON
ALWAYS WORKED HARD, DID THINGS HE SHOULDN’T DO
SOMETIMES, BUT STEVE VOLKS DIED AND HIS MOTHER
CRIED AT THE FUNERAL, AND STEVEN VOLKS HAS BEEN
REINCARNATED AS A CAT, LIVING NEXT DORR TO ME IN HAWKER
THE CATS NAME IS JADE, AND I LIKE JADE, AND JADE IS A REALLY
CUTE CAT, REMINDS ME OF VOLKI’S LAUGH AT NORTH SOUTH YA KNOW
I GOT ON WELL WITH VOLKI, AND NOW AS I SEE JADE ENTER MY
BALCONY, TRYING TO PULL MY SCREEN IN, YA SEE
YA SEE, AT LEAST STEVEN VOLKS, IS AT PEACE WITH BEN
MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR LOOKING AFTER IT WELL
YEAH AS JADE IS SEEN BY ME, I MUTTER TO MYSELF, HI VOLKI HOWS IT GOING
AND DAD AND ROBIN WILLIAMS, HAVE ENTERED THE ****** OF DAVID
AND LISA CAMPBELL AND LEO, WHO IS THEIR ELDEST BOY
WELL APPARENTLY HIS PREVIOUS LIFE WAS OLGA CHICK
AND I MADE SURE THAT DAD BROUGHT HIS AFTER LIFE TOYBOY ROBIN WILLIAMS
TO MEET WITH OLGA CHICK, YA SEE, THIS IS A PLOY TO BRING OLGA
TO DAD, OLGA WAS A WORKER AT VINNIES LIKE ME
AND SHE WORKED IN A BIG CAFETERIA, ONCE, AND
AFTER SHE DIED, AND SHE WAS A LOVELY LADY, A REALLY LOVELY LADY
AND SHE BECAME THE FIRST BORN OF DAVID AND LISA CAMPBELL
OLGA IS NOW LEO CAMPBELL, AND LEO IS GETTING TWIN SIBLINGS
DAD AND ROBIN WILLIAMS, REINCARNATIONS AS I WANTED DAD TO MEET OLGA
SHE IS SUPER NICE, AND I WANT DAVID LISA LEO TO MEET DAD AND ROBIN WILLIAMS SO THEIR SPIRITS DON’T STRAY
LIKE I DID, AND MANY OTHERS DID
I BELIEVE OLGA IS LEO CAMPBELL CAUSE I AM A BUDDHIST
AND STEVEN VOLKS IS JADE CAUSE I AM A BUDDHIST
STEVEN WANTS TO BE JADE, SO HE CAN CURE HIS SOUL FROM MENTAL BREAKDOWNS
OLGA AND STEVE, UMMMMMM, LEO AND JADE UMMMMM
UMMMMMM OLGA IS LEO, UMMMMMM STEVEN VOLKS IS JADE
Jan 4, 2015
Jan 4, 2015 at 7:14 AM UTC
Elon Musk and I have a lot in common, in fact we could be cerebral twins, we are both rich, we are both geniuses, we are both insane, well him 1/2 me fully and we have both sent objects into space. he sent a car, I sent my ex up there. Ok actually what I did was, tie a bunch of helium balloons around her neck and up she went. I assume she made it. She's probably driving around up there in Elon's car and laughing all the way to the moon bank, not having to use any fuel up there. Thanks Elon. Next time hand me a call, I would have asked you to send a donkey up there, not that car.
more random thoughts
Insanity
Insanity, its not as crazy as you may think!
Insanity, its a lot more fun than you may think!
Insanity, where crazy is the new normal!
Insanity, join now and get a free white jacket!!
Insanity, a great way to get away with ******
Insanity, a pathway to the Whitehouse!
( spell check suggests ********** ummmmm)
Insanity, although some call it marriage!
Sep 18, 2018
Sep 18, 2018 at 2:00 AM UTC
when I enter Baskin-Robbins in the hood
so many flavors of sin
none good
for the health of Ben or Jerry.
Where I get cussed at by those
behind me in the line
because I tarry in deciding,
I grin, step back, and say, ummmmm,
Then I cause vanilla freezes and strawberry cheesecake and rocky roads to melt as a twelve year old behind me in line
cusses like a sailor.
Dec 14, 2014
Dec 14, 2014 at 5:35 PM UTC
Umm, Ahhh ooooO Uh-Ohhh
AaHhHhHhH
YESssss,
ummmm,
whispering whimpers,
longing cravings
skin to skin
Arms wrapped in braided tangles
brown on light brown
lips open
Tongues dancing in & out,
out & in thrusting hard,
powerful masculine
sweat mixed with lovely scents
Rushing fast catching the beat,
rhythmic pulsations tingling
Dancing out slowly
in again deeper
anger pain
hurting yearning,
Heart beats tuned as one
cries rant the night
fading fading
floating higher,
Nails digging in lines
on lines as sweat & blood mingled
Push pound more
more & more
Deeper harder
filling up
over flowing consuming
lovers lust,
Stop, pause
Breath
legs shaking eyes wide open
stolen dreams
realities fantasies
Rays of morning light shine within
dawns breaking
Start over repeat , drifting fast to sleep
Dewy kisses on eyelids
forehead mouths & cheeks,
Caressing bodies
melt away
Ummmmm
Uhm
oooOoo YyyeEesssss Ohhh AHHH
Mmmmm,
Lust felt Love(rs)!
Always Me Ayeshah
Feb 10, 2010
Feb 10, 2010 at 6:12 PM UTC
U and that **** phone!! Lol!!
Look I'm not tryin to force nothin too soon but I feel a lil magnetism between us.
I know your life is crazy hell mine is just as upside down.
Kickin it with u makes me forget bout all my madness.
I want to take it nice and slow and let this grow to its fullest potential.
I don't want u to feel pressured or stressed to see me or talk to me.
You r a very cool nice smart woman and I really like that about u.
Yes I want to talk to u more now and I want to see more of u becuz I realized I found a rare jewel and only a fool would let u easily walk away.
This may not be the perfect time for us but when is it ever the perfect time for anything?
Right now all I want to be is your ear to vent in, your partner to drink with, your foot massage therapist, your game of thrones/walking dead recap homie, your chicken skin eater and your tour guide to escapin the madness and sadness that we call life.
So... Ummmmm... No I'm not accepting your offer!!! **** Can we please keep hangin out durin this crazy time in our lives?
I promise it will be a great experience for both of us.
I know u have a stoopid stacked plate.
Lemme be dessert
Jun 10, 2015
Jun 10, 2015 at 10:15 AM UTC
MMMMMMMMM WE NEED MONEY FOR THE ADELAIDE FIRES, UMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMM
UMMMMMMMMM WE NEED CASH DONATIONS FOR ADELAIDE FIRES UMMMMMMM UMMMMMM
UMMMMMMMMM WE NEED YO, YO HELP THE PEOPLE WHO LOST STUFF UMMMMM UMMMMM
UMMMMMMMM COME ON WORLD GIVE CASH TO OUR VICTIMS OF THE FIRES YEAH, UMMMMMMMM
UMMMMMMMM WE NEED TO HOLD BBQ DAYS RUN BY VOLUNTEERS TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE VICTIMS OF FIRE UMMMMMMMM
UMMMMMMM WE NEED RUN SOCIAL GET TOGETHERS, WITH THE PROCEEDS GOING TO THE SA FIRES OH YEAH UMMMMMMMM
UMMMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN UMMMMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN UMMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN UMMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN
UMMMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN UMMMMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN, BRING ON A BIG HEALTHY THUNDERSTORM
THIS AFTERNOON, TO UMMMMMMM PUT THE FIRE OUT ONCE AND FOR UMMMMMM AND HOLD
BENEFIT CONCERTS ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA’S HONOUR
UMMMMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN UMMMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN UMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN
UMMMMMM COME ON STORM UMMMMMMMM PUT OUT THE BLAZE, UMMMMMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN THIS AFTERNOON IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA
UMMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN, UMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN
UMMMMMM THEY HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL, UMMMMMM BUDDHA PUT IT OUT, UMMMMM THEY NEED RAIN
Jan 6, 2015
Jan 6, 2015 at 7:44 PM UTC