"tritt" poems
The itty bitty city kitty
She thought she was the best
She thought she was so witty;
Much better than the rest.
The itty bitty city kitty
Begged to be put to the test
That’s the reason for this ditty
She felt there was no contest.
The itty bitty kitty
Runs home to her nest.
She hates the nitty gritty;
Her voice loudly expressed.
The itty bitty kitty
Will always request
Travis Tritt and Conway Twitty
For her country music zest.
The little bitty kitty
In the cold she wears a vest.
She never learned to knitty
Though we’d have been impressed.
The itty bitty kitty
Takes scorn as just a jest.
She doesn’t need your pity.
She’s on a kitty quest.
The little bitty kitty
Likes her covers messed.
It kind of makes her giddy.
Likes her comfort best.
Oct 31, 2016
Oct 31, 2016 at 4:12 PM UTC
Precede from the Presidio,
Pride and Prejudice on the rocks,
Letterman looms
with its men of rock.
Presume
the promiscuous
but don't let me bleed
from lashing out
because of a typical
impression if mine
of San Francisco as a tot
****** isn't it
******* off the public ***
or being in a twit, worried about Travis Tritt
All is actually well though
at last in San Francisco
where the Doggy Dinner
Hot Dog Stand chain
is probably still in existence
although I haven't been
to Frisco in a long, ling time.
If you're not in a stir
about the place
you probably won't see
people wiping snot
from their noses
or popping no-doses
or worried about nine to five
Yeah Jacqueline Susan as a hair.
May 30, 2017
May 30, 2017 at 11:30 AM UTC