"toastmasters" poems
My mother’s second cousin
went to a fine university,
majored in anthropology,
and wore Italian wingtips
and a black fedora pulled
down rakishly over one eye.
I hear he was a handsome man.
He joined Toastmasters
and spoke extemporaneously
to small crowds of strangers.
He packed a leatherette
bag and went bowling
every other Sunday night.
He took his children camping
and taught them to catch a fire
with magnesium and tinder.
He mowed the lawn
with lapidary precision;
neighbors admired
his yard: brilliant green,
sharp as an emerald.
He played the spinet piano
in the hallway after dinner,
the metronome clicking out time.
His black suits—
immaculate skins
of a domesticated
creature—smelled
of cigarette smoke
and fountain pen ink.
But, according to my mother,
something went wrong along the way.
He began to hunger for something that clawed
just beyond the evenly trimmed hedgerows.
He smiled at night, listening
to malevolent creatures leaping
from rooftop to rooftop.
He began to hate his wife’s
brown dresses: *brown is
the color of compromise*,
he seethed to himself.
His voice became quieter;
bowling became a bother.
Eventually,
he left his fedora hanging
on the coat rack in the hall.
His neglected wingtips gathered
dust in the bedroom closet.
The pockets of his favorite suits
swelled with cryptic notes, written
to himself with stolen fountain pens.
One night, when the children were sleeping,
he set the table and killed his wife with a spoon.
I hear he was a handsome man.
Oct 4, 2016
Oct 4, 2016 at 10:37 AM UTC
Oh merry townsfolk of mirth and glee!
You have crossed the bridge beyond the sea
To a land where no one knows your name
Contesting to bring your town some fame
Giving evaluations & tickling some nerves
Finally waiting 'til the best judgement serves
Win or lose? Reflect your journey and you will see
No matter the situation, a winner thou shall be
Mar 24, 2019
Mar 24, 2019 at 11:07 AM UTC