it's 8:00 somewhere in Washington D.C.
and the global selection committee has made its picks:
for the 473rd time
all the number one seeds are filled by countries
that break the most rims and shatter the most glass.
here we have the U.S of the North American region
taking on Haiti, cos the poorest countries
always place no higher than 14.
China of the Asia region has drawn
Nepal,
Israel gets Palestine,
and Italy pulls Ethiopia.
There are no African countries-
they didn't make the tournament this year.
No problem tho,
the selection committee figures
they've been beaten up
too many times
to even make a layup.
Games start tmrw
so grab your favorite basketball merchandise
and keep the channel set.
There will be no upsets
so don't bother
pulling for the underdog.
They've already been
neutered, anyway.

So **** intoxicated
We drank hard cider all day long
And *** all night
I drove home in a sea
of scattered thoughts and mixed feelings
You said 'blink 3 times if we're dying'
I fell asleep at the wheel
Here we are again
You're tugging me in
But all that powder under your nose isn't
too comforting; those blood shot eyes,
they just aren't too promising
You are tired
And I am scared

Just an other Saturday night

*im reaaaaaaally ****** up right now
but I heard once "write drunk. Edit sober"
So we'll see what tmrw brings

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tomorrow is just a dream away

My feet were swimming in the sand
As we were walking on the sea
But I'd go anywhere with you
As long as it's you and me

Like two roses in a garden
A pair of sunbeams in the sky
But I'd be anything with you
as long as it's you and I

I don't want tomorrow
Just give me one more chance
I don't want tomorrow
Just give me one more dance

In the sunshine
Or the sunset
Any place or time
Any mood set

Why do days have to finish
Why does heaven have to end
You say "see you in the morning"
But night carves a somber rend

Stay up with me and remember
All the things that we've been through
Just don't leave me behind
'Cause I'll never forget you