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"tapeworms" poems
Eggs, eggs, toss them high in the air Catch em, and gargle, and mash them, and swear Eat them with shells, eat them with sauce Eat them with bags, eat them with moss Eggs, eggs, between sandwich bread That's what the wise elderly miller had said Before came the bomb and he had dropped dead Before being poisoned by a surplus of lead And then came a centipede, long and sanguine And bit a small child, so recently weaned Off the protein derived from his mother's fine eggs So he had to start munching on his mother's fine legs "Be warned" said the Miller, his hair all askew While dousing his wounds with mountains of glue A tapeworm emerged, and looked toward the sky Feeling envy toward all the birds that could fly But the Miller was quicker, even in old age He smacked the worm soundly, in a manner enraged Bruised from the damage, and covered in glue The worm turned away from the sky that was blue Never with pelicans would he fly with delight Never with owls would he soar through the night For all Darwin's cruelty, an injustice rings Tapeworms simply have no need for wings So he bit the old Miller, and laid ten thousand eggs They hatched and devoured his liver and legs And as the man writhed, waiting to die He vomited upward, up toward the sky The tapeworm went flying, up toward the clouds The air felt exhilarating, the rushing wind loud For once in his life, he soared with the birds Then in came a swallow, and bit off a third His body, segmented, fell in parts to the ground Tears seeped from his eyes, his face in a frown From the ground he gazed up into the ominous fog Before being lapped up by an unlucky dog The End
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Jan 19, 2013
Jan 19, 2013 at 1:20 AM UTC
A Pleasant Surprise
Eggs, eggs, toss them high in the air Catch em, and gargle, and mash them, and swear Eat them with shells, eat them with sauce Eat them with bags, eat them with moss Eggs, eggs, between sandwich bread That's what the wise elderly miller had said Before came the bomb and he had dropped dead Before being poisoned by a surplus of lead And then came a centipede, long and sanguine And bit a small child, so recently weaned Off the protein derived from his mother's fine eggs So he had to start munching on his mother's fine legs "Be warned" said the Miller, his hair all askew While dousing his wounds with mountains of glue A tapeworm emerged, and looked toward the sky Feeling envy toward all the birds that could fly But the Miller was quicker, even in old age He smacked the worm soundly, in a manner enraged Bruised from the damage, and covered in glue The worm turned away from the sky that was blue Never with pelicans would he fly with delight Never with owls would he soar through the night For all Darwin's cruelty, an injustice rings Tapeworms simply have no need for wings So he bit the old Miller, and laid ten thousand eggs They hatched and devoured his liver and legs And as the man writhed, waiting to die He vomited upward, up toward the sky The tapeworm went flying, up toward the clouds The air felt exhilarating, the rushing wind loud For once in his life, he soared with the birds Then in came a swallow, and bit off a third His body, segmented, fell in parts to the ground Tears seeped from his eyes, his face in a frown From the ground he gazed up into the ominous fog Before being lapped up by an unlucky dog The End
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the seduction of eternity ice house Shekinah sad hag with a revolver a carnival of skinned rats and bullets during the blood soil days pets left on the dark side of the moon a deluge of morality in a palace of tears structures of consciousness under compression the tongue of eternity a veiled Eros licking blood shot distant moons flickers a selfish dream serenade pollen of discontent like a pregnant superhero dressed in a candy wrapper treading a visionless ezoic brain bugs; war zones of memes and genes all matter is metaphor near death objects meteors of grinning spiked crowns we are memetic plucked limbs, clawed minds sulfurous dust short lived bloated yolks mice in a supermarket with tape worms and a trade mark we are something boiling we are memetic plucked limbs, clawed minds sulfurous dust short lived bloated yolks a holocaust in a supermarket with tapeworms and a trademark we are something boiling In the bowels of eternity graves of meat and mud crucifixes in a screaming abyss creations rabid belly of shadows
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Jan 17, 2019
Jan 17, 2019 at 2:35 PM UTC
Eternity
Aesthetician stares deeply into the center of a tulip             tears stream as we cry          but the earth doesn’t ethereal spectors flow about religion Washington did live in a racecar, palindrome *** Wisdom! Meowth! I haven’t since the 90’s had a soul estaban caresses his lover his wife prepares a pineapple tapeworms infest ****** inside of a colonic protestant whipped into shapely curves once withheld by the likelihood ferrari Pro-lifers are only just a fad or fling cloudy like the soft color of pink union between man and ***** Nicole smith I hope you go to h e l    l Awesome is he with a fatty slimeball foil wrapped burger SASQUATCH GONE WORLDWIDE Santeria love making ends with regret! Nay, Disgust!
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May 30, 2013
May 30, 2013 at 3:46 PM UTC
Hark! The Mind Reels
The needle-tip, a bee sting giving rise to a hive. A sickening delirium coursing mercurial under eyelids, tapeworms and tendrils weaving wildly: teeming, churning tides breaking over greedy teeth (a needy mouth flaying flesh ferociously, a fevered wolverine whipping through a petting zoo). Each agonizing second slowly sliding by, tacky molasses on cloth covering a table in an innocuous American home bruises on mother's face fade (eggplant to jaundice to the crimson of the setting sun dying behind the horizon line {chopped across a counter-top like a broken promise...}).   All the lives we compromise trying to cage a swarm.
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Jan 18, 2013
Jan 18, 2013 at 11:52 PM UTC
Relapse
The sadness continues and hilarity ensues: With a close eye on the test tube, I burn down my venues. Foxes and diamonds from the cancer within you Grace my ****** health with phrases that spin you and Body-parts scattered beside collapsed ladders with Hair torn and tattered and dog jawbones shattered, Deceived by a tarot-card-reading man with a hook hand Who said the scam was a means to increase public demand Before walking through sewers to see old friends skewered On trees made of wire with leaves like computers From Silicon valley rejects who were top of their classes, Oblivious to the fact that they're dead to the masses, Who only want cellphones that tell them their names, So they can remember who they are and from whence they came And how old they will be on their final birthdays, When sunlight and skies will be fluorescence and X-rays And children will tell all their mothers to die slow, Because they're looking for something more loving than "I know How much you hate yourself and the world surrounding Because the applause at your funeral won't be resounding, Plus your father loves alcohol more than your sister, Who you may not have known, had your father not missed her, Which is why all the walls are covered in blisters And there are cat's eyes and hands peering out of the ****** To which there is no reply, save for incredulity, For as we collectively die, you all put on all your jewelry, Which was made by a child with no concept of labor, Who gets less respect than sweater-vest wearing men in the paper Who get there by switching the flow and catching the vapors, Like sentient parasites or intelligent tapeworms Who tell me it's unhealthy to meet someone and hate her Simply because when I look at her all I see is the savior.
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Feb 17, 2011
Feb 17, 2011 at 6:57 PM UTC
Track-Marks
The sadness continues and hilarity ensues: With a close eye on the test tube, I burn down my venues. Foxes and diamonds from the cancer within you Grace my ****** health with phrases that spin you and Body-parts scattered beside collapsed ladders with Hair torn and tattered and dog jawbones shattered, Deceived by a tarot-card-reading man with a hook hand Who said the scam was a means to increase public demand Before walking through sewers to see old friends skewered On trees made of wire with leaves like computers From Silicon valley rejects who were top of their classes, Oblivious to the fact that they're dead to the masses, Who only want cellphones that tell them their names, So they can remember who they are and from whence they came And how old they will be on their final birthdays, When sunlight and skies will be fluorescence and X-rays And children will tell all their mothers to die slow, Because they're looking for something more loving than "I know How much you hate yourself and the world surrounding Because the applause at your funeral won't be resounding, Plus your father loves alcohol more than your sister, Who you may not have known, had your father not missed her, Which is why all the walls are covered in blisters And there are cat's eyes and hands peering out of the ****** To which there is no reply, save for incredulity, For as we collectively die, you all put on all your jewelry, Which was made by a child with no concept of labor, Who gets less respect than sweater-vest wearing men in the paper Who get there by switching the flow and catching the vapors, Like sentient parasites or intelligent tapeworms Who tell me it's unhealthy to meet someone and hate her Simply because when I look at her all I see is the savior.
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He awoke this morning infested with Angels. Dreams erased his sleep. The Angels mumble in his heart. He feels their vibrations. They clamor like divine tapeworms. They seem to be telling him the Truth, but he can't hear them clearly. This is either Enlightenmnent or he needs the services of a good Vet.
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Feb 15, 2017
Feb 15, 2017 at 5:25 AM UTC
Parasites?
I've never been rear-ended But boy does it sure feel like it Wish I could say that straight-faced But as a baby I was *ss-raped Now over fifty years of living with this pain And I can't shake it/make it go away A life filled-up with rain The ***** of ****** from Hawthorne Made me look sorry for not marrying her She may have been a Muenter or maybe just related to it You sorry girl, you're so pathetic LOVE IS NOT POSSESSION Now all those ***** hippie bands Can be exposed as two-faced-too-fakes It's a long goodbye So please take the hint The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind Politician's daughters lie They steal inheritence I've known this now for quite some time And know that whales have ate it When all the homes in California fall into the ocean I'll give that ***** a second chance or just ignore that notion Untill the crooked Big Jew Mob return the Vatican to the church it once belonged to I won't believe in Him Sometimes they are just as evil as those killing in His name I should have kept my mouth shut They shot cancer in my coccyx It's so long/goodbye Would you take the hint The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind To my dad in Colorado Are you still making **** for kids To my mother in the Poconos Still ****** her grand kid's kids If you ever find a mirror Try to look into/inside it It could scare the life right out of you I hope, I wish, I pray for it And those parasites in Florida That make tapeworms look so innocent I have my own kids/family now Though I was brainwashed to forget them My eldest daughter, Melanie Has never been accepted So why should I give gifts to yours When they marry some old hothead It's so long/goodbye And please take the hint The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind Jack and Joe sit on their porch Make fun of people different Amazingly how they can judge While sitting on their pulgars The stars have all been realigned Like old chalk on a sidewalk I can not help them anymore This one last thing I do wish Frost said eyes meet eyes And I say lips meet lips I truly hope to one day find From ear to ear a happy smile That isn't full of sh*t It's a long goodbye But do take the hint The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind So use your demi-gods But don't blame me for your sins The only thing I've ever blown Is kisses in the wind It's so long/goodbye And please take the hint The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind
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Sep 8, 2015
Sep 8, 2015 at 11:01 AM UTC
Kisses In The Wind
I've never been rear-ended But boy does it sure feel like it Wish I could say that straight-faced But as a baby I was *ss-raped Now over fifty years of living with this pain And I can't shake it/make it go away A life filled-up with rain The ***** of ****** from Hawthorne Made me look sorry for not marrying her She may have been a Muenter or maybe just related to it You sorry girl, you're so pathetic LOVE IS NOT POSSESSION Now all those ***** hippie bands Can be exposed as two-faced-too-fakes It's a long goodbye So please take the hint The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind Politician's daughters lie They steal inheritence I've known this now for quite some time And know that whales have ate it When all the homes in California fall into the ocean I'll give that ***** a second chance or just ignore that notion Untill the crooked Big Jew Mob return the Vatican to the church it once belonged to I won't believe in Him Sometimes they are just as evil as those killing in His name I should have kept my mouth shut They shot cancer in my coccyx It's so long/goodbye Would you take the hint The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind To my dad in Colorado Are you still making **** for kids To my mother in the Poconos Still ****** her grand kid's kids If you ever find a mirror Try to look into/inside it It could scare the life right out of you I hope, I wish, I pray for it And those parasites in Florida That make tapeworms look so innocent I have my own kids/family now Though I was brainwashed to forget them My eldest daughter, Melanie Has never been accepted So why should I give gifts to yours When they marry some old hothead It's so long/goodbye And please take the hint The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind Jack and Joe sit on their porch Make fun of people different Amazingly how they can judge While sitting on their pulgars The stars have all been realigned Like old chalk on a sidewalk I can not help them anymore This one last thing I do wish Frost said eyes meet eyes And I say lips meet lips I truly hope to one day find From ear to ear a happy smile That isn't full of sh*t It's a long goodbye But do take the hint The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind So use your demi-gods But don't blame me for your sins The only thing I've ever blown Is kisses in the wind It's so long/goodbye And please take the hint The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind The only thing I'm blowing Is kisses in the wind
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let us try brave resolve till tongues untwisted doing the ritual whisp where found its rhythm in the breeze -- cocked back like a hammer cutting through the silence was the creaking of an open palm. would you like to go for a swim? it is cold and it is dark but parts of us dispersed across the eavesdropping tide makes for a wonderful place to drown. ... a secret is like a burden, when it is shared, it is halved.
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Mar 12, 2019
Mar 12, 2019 at 10:11 AM UTC
tapeworms in love
I've said before that you don't know me. But I'm pretty sure that I don't know myself either. I've changed so much in the past week that my skin has become tarnished. He destroyed my insides and put holes on my outsides. I've extended the damage he did by dwelling on it. His face engraved in my brain and his name tattooed under my tongue like a ***** secret you have to bite on. I remember his voice, and the record gets stuck. The world around me disappears and I can see him holding me down trying so hard to get into my pants. He told me I shouldn't be scared. My hands were above my head and I couldn't wipe away the tears. He let me go and I ran trying to go home. He held me, told me it was okay and to stay. He grew like mold inside me. I want to say it's my fault I let the infection grow this big. I saw all the signs but I never tried to get rid of it. I was mercury and he was room temperature. I melted in his seemingly normal presence. When people spoke I never listened. I thought I deserved to rot in my own **** I got worse with my victim mind set. I let him soak into my skin not caring if it made my insides rot. He still lives under my skin. Like tapeworms he makes my stomach crawl. I saw him as a knight but little did I know he got his armour from party city. He dressed up for me at first. Then he started wearing a different mask. He got controlling. I broke his curtain tumbling through a window and he hit me. Flashbacks like car lights in front of my eyes. I stand in it reveling at the thought that I can handle a car hitting me. My mind is so intertwined with his body I feel his hands gripping my wrists. Like wives were buried. with their husbands and never mentioned. I am still under his thumb and my ashes will be spread over his grave to symbolize how he engulfed me.
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Jun 10, 2015
Jun 10, 2015 at 6:05 PM UTC
Burning My Own Ashes
I've said before that you don't know me. But I'm pretty sure that I don't know myself either. I've changed so much in the past week that my skin has become tarnished. He destroyed my insides and put holes on my outsides. I've extended the damage he did by dwelling on it. His face engraved in my brain and his name tattooed under my tongue like a ***** secret you have to bite on. I remember his voice, and the record gets stuck. The world around me disappears and I can see him holding me down trying so hard to get into my pants. He told me I shouldn't be scared. My hands were above my head and I couldn't wipe away the tears. He let me go and I ran trying to go home. He held me, told me it was okay and to stay. He grew like mold inside me. I want to say it's my fault I let the infection grow this big. I saw all the signs but I never tried to get rid of it. I was mercury and he was room temperature. I melted in his seemingly normal presence. When people spoke I never listened. I thought I deserved to rot in my own **** I got worse with my victim mind set. I let him soak into my skin not caring if it made my insides rot. He still lives under my skin. Like tapeworms he makes my stomach crawl. I saw him as a knight but little did I know he got his armour from party city. He dressed up for me at first. Then he started wearing a different mask. He got controlling. I broke his curtain tumbling through a window and he hit me. Flashbacks like car lights in front of my eyes. I stand in it reveling at the thought that I can handle a car hitting me. My mind is so intertwined with his body I feel his hands gripping my wrists. Like wives were buried. with their husbands and never mentioned. I am still under his thumb and my ashes will be spread over his grave to symbolize how he engulfed me.
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You can tell if someone is rotting by looking in their eyes. I get the look of smoke on cotton, my mother's childhood house burning when the doors became more difficult to shut than my legs: her father died her mother drowned so she could pass the bottle to mine. The only ring I have been given are the purple bags and bruises and tapeworms everyone says were alright in childhood, the rings around my eyes tapering like the sound of morse code. Read me listen to me please because my body fluids are like ashes that will go up in flames again if ignored: I will burn you. Your black eyes will get blacker, darkness is the only thing that can commit to me.
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Nov 20, 2013
Nov 20, 2013 at 7:25 PM UTC
smoke on cotton
It’s all very good To not be happening To be pedestrian In the eye of the skin What are you giving To the fee of propriety? Or maybe you’re taking No loans for your own belief You’re not looking If you’re already there Standing crooked On decadent hardware Tapeworms and toe shoes Comments on twitches Raking a living On dollar-long pitches Sustainable notebooks Planning uncertainty A humble room For an affirmed reality You’re not looking If you’re already there Standing crooked Begging for a chair Your mind is pretty As a cog of the city It may lark starkly In a house that ages a- -Loans to live up- -Tunics promise the sky- Domain disappoints you Periodic shifts, Assured to swallow you in splendour Nothing engineered Is best left well-explained Standing for a chair                          Standing for a chair                                                   Standing for a chair                                                                             Standing for a chair     Standing for a chair                               Standing for a chair                                                        Standing for a chair                                                                                 Standing for a chair          Standing for a chair                                   Standing for a chair                                                            Standing for a chair                                                                                   Standing for a chair
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Oct 21, 2018
Oct 21, 2018 at 8:27 PM UTC
Standing For A Chair
It’s all very good To not be happening To be pedestrian In the eye of the skin What are you giving To the fee of propriety? Or maybe you’re taking No loans for your own belief You’re not looking If you’re already there Standing crooked On decadent hardware Tapeworms and toe shoes Comments on twitches Raking a living On dollar-long pitches Sustainable notebooks Planning uncertainty A humble room For an affirmed reality You’re not looking If you’re already there Standing crooked Begging for a chair Your mind is pretty As a cog of the city It may lark starkly In a house that ages a- -Loans to live up- -Tunics promise the sky- Domain disappoints you Periodic shifts, Assured to swallow you in splendour Nothing engineered Is best left well-explained Standing for a chair                          Standing for a chair                                                   Standing for a chair                                                                             Standing for a chair     Standing for a chair                               Standing for a chair                                                        Standing for a chair                                                                                 Standing for a chair          Standing for a chair                                   Standing for a chair                                                            Standing for a chair                                                                                   Standing for a chair
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One If I could, I would rip every last piece of you out of my memory. You're the reason she smiles, You're the reason I rarely do. Two Nail my hands to a cross and pierce my side with one good reason why I should ever speak to you again. Three I washed my hands in forever, You kissed me with poison on your tongue. Four I was always good to you. Five I hope your girlfriend breaks you down until you finally feel bad for someone besides yourself. Six You only loved it because you knew you had power. Seven I was afraid to say no. Eight The only part of my body you deserved was my fist. Nine You cannot use your sadness as an excuse to touch me, kiss me, and undress me. Go find a doctor, a therapist, your parents. Ten It's been three years and you still haunt my dreams. You still crawl through my rib cage, You still make me sick. Eleven You left tapeworms where my heart should be. Twelve None of this matters anymore.
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May 16, 2015
May 16, 2015 at 5:52 PM UTC
Twelve Reasons Why You're Not A Part Of My Life
.the cardinal-dittoheads... the anchors that read from a cue... the basic tapeworms of: auto- and spasms... herr spaß... some say: pristine grammar, and hardly any spelling mistakes... because... you bring an ummy: and braille... to gold-dig the priße.... the siamese twins shifted "gear"... moved from vermont to northumbarland... so driving on the "opposite" side of the road... seems or would forever seem: normal... atom-bombarde with a leftover of letters... giraffe tyrone and schlang: the holy trinity of: ⠊⠉ ⠥: i see you: IÇU (ee, oh y o)... the secular church of woke - or whatever you call it - plato despised the poets: almost a priori from the "utopia"... of "the" republic... otherwise, what? journalists are the priests of the secular church? journalists becoming allowed to savor a priesthood-caste status... with no church akin to a st. paul's cathedral... but a glass-ceiling and the wandering shard... that these days journalists feel impelled to be treated as the ancient lore of the priest?! the journalist these days is the neupfarrer... ******** to the load of them... but unlike the modern day priest... i would not wish to be... burnt at the stake... by some... weak-cognißant: button-pressing circus monkey! how a priest became a journalist... or how a journalist became a priest... how horrific my heresy... would have have to be... to burn at the stake... compared... to... the "compensation" on offer from... the current journalistic-priesthood of secularism.
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Feb 12, 2020
Feb 12, 2020 at 9:02 PM UTC
priest-journalist
.the cardinal-dittoheads... the anchors that read from a cue... the basic tapeworms of: auto- and spasms... herr spaß... some say: pristine grammar, and hardly any spelling mistakes... because... you bring an ummy: and braille... to gold-dig the priße.... the siamese twins shifted "gear"... moved from vermont to northumbarland... so driving on the "opposite" side of the road... seems or would forever seem: normal... atom-bombarde with a leftover of letters... giraffe tyrone and schlang: the holy trinity of: ⠊⠉ ⠥: i see you: IÇU (ee, oh y o)... the secular church of woke - or whatever you call it - plato despised the poets: almost a priori from the "utopia"... of "the" republic... otherwise, what? journalists are the priests of the secular church? journalists becoming allowed to savor a priesthood-caste status... with no church akin to a st. paul's cathedral... but a glass-ceiling and the wandering shard... that these days journalists feel impelled to be treated as the ancient lore of the priest?! the journalist these days is the neupfarrer... ******** to the load of them... but unlike the modern day priest... i would not wish to be... burnt at the stake... by some... weak-cognißant: button-pressing circus monkey! how a priest became a journalist... or how a journalist became a priest... how horrific my heresy... would have have to be... to burn at the stake... compared... to... the "compensation" on offer from... the current journalistic-priesthood of secularism.
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Swine breed tapeworms Filth and leech Creatures lay firm what they teach Mindless kindness makes you weak Go now, turn the other cheek Mother, choose who lives and dies Weaker kin must lose their lives Only one queen bee per hive Only one can life survive
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Nov 18, 2016
Nov 18, 2016 at 4:37 AM UTC
the natural choice
No heroes at the end of the world— the true victors of war are the ones who never marched into its jaws. As we cut ourselves open, bleeding for vampires dressed in flags, and their banquet halls lit by the glow of decay. Peasants pluck strings to soften the silence, headlines stir the *** with trembling hands— there's a choir of parasites spoon-feeding us the intestines of the public. Tell me—are you able to stomach it, or do you swallow it whole and call it real news? And still, the feast grows— tapeworms engorge themselves, while the gorge between heart and soul splits wider, and wider with every swallowed promise. The architecture of ruin rises brick by brick, each monument another tomb. Love, too, becomes another empire of hunger: crowns pressed down like executioner’s blades, and those jewels that cut deeper than they shine. To call someone King or Queen is to chain yourself to their downfall, to wear loyalty like shackles, and to find devotion rotting beneath their gold. But here, at the end, there is only silence, there is only dust, only the hollow crown— and no heroes at the end of the world.
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Aug 29, 2025
Aug 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM UTC
No Heroes at the End
I knew this woman once, and I got her alone. She asked me who the real Leo was, so I told her I was a poet. She said something like, "Aw. That's cute." I looked into her eyes. I looked into her eyes and saw that her poetry was the vain pursuit of a lost americana. Her poetry lived where could-be cartographers coddled their craft in closed-minded communes. So I took it upon myself. I took it upon myself to explain. I said, "My poetry is when you find the dreams that your television set sold you -- while you're chained to a hospital bed on life support." I said, "My poetry is when you're starving on the side of the road and a stranger gives you a sandwich -- only to die of malnourishment later because the sandwich was hardly enough to feed your tapeworms." I said, "My poetry is when you find Jesus Christ -- while you're lying face down in a ditch in your hometown because you just couldn't make it out of that place alive." She said something like, "I need to go. I forgot I had a thing." I know that I haven't seen you since, but I want you to know that sometimes I pray, and when I pray I petition your god too keep you from finding my poems.
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Jun 26, 2017
Jun 26, 2017 at 10:12 AM UTC
Social ineptitude
I don't profess to believe we've got a choice anymore for the people, by the people tell that, too the poor If I had to wager monies (that I don't have) I do quite think, its true the upper one percent less tax, than me, or you Governmental fails in the billions, and the trillions hand stuck out with greed feeding off the millions The perpetual machine
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Mar 5, 2018
Mar 5, 2018 at 8:07 AM UTC
I think they're called tapeworms (leech, is far too kind)