"tampax" poems
It’s thought provoking
and emotion evoking
I feel like I’m choking, {Heimlich}
Truer words have never been spoken
by a dancing mime with only one leg.
Minds have reeled
Fates have been sealed
Unknowns become real
It’s a negotiated deal made by some lawyer with a soul.
Tragic, Comedy- Tragicomedy
Shipping-handling. As seen on TV.
What’s the cost of free ?
Nothing comes really, with a money back guarantee.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
Operators standing by- keep your seat.
Stay out of the kitchen if you can’t stand the heat.
And know your victory isn’t over defeat.
Miller time- the best time of year
But I’ll never need another beer,
My life’s so complete when using Tampax.
The latest miracle cure is as safe as anthrax.
Who has time these days for voting, when I feel the blight of bloating ?
There are no important politics or elections.
When I have four plus hour erections
but I bet my doctor won’t be the one I decide to consult.
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Based on a work at www.emotionalorphan.net.
Oct 1, 2009
Oct 1, 2009 at 1:49 PM UTC
Yea, no telling what I might do, when I'm in the right mood. You know me, I'm all up in the party like a V.I.P. and everything's looking better from my P.O.V.
Nocturnal animals, we don't sleep and I'll probably forget you.
I'm sweating like the Amazon, a hundred degrees and that back side's bigger than a family tree.
So, drop that thing like a fumble. Now you're talking to the king of the jungle.
We got lions, tigers, bears. Oh my! Every single one's turned up. I don't want anybody bringing the vibes down.
So, if you want to wind down. Look what I found! A little something that will keep you awake until the break of dawn
Don't be afraid to get rowdy. I'm not done yet, pass me the bottle. It's two AM, let's hit the throttle
Drink in my cup, hands going up. Let's hit the dance floor and get wild, like wild life.
Yea, everybody's going crazy on the dance floor. Jam packed. Got a couple bands back from the bank on my last trip like I ransacked. Everybody hanging like a string from a Tampax.
My ******* back from the Amtrak.You ain't ever heard a flow quite like this. Everywhere I turn seeing iced out wrists
He might be German, she might be Swiss. God ****
I'm I'm feeling pretty hectic, with it all around, good thing I'm not epileptic. I'm kinda confused like I'm measuring in metric. Talking **** you better take it back, interception.
Set the forests a blaze and get the wild life jumping like an animal rave.
I know your parents say they miss the good old days, but things change.
Hey you, come here boy, party with me. You know it's gonna be a wild night. Move that body to the melody.
I could show you how to live the wild life. You ain't gotta spend a dime, it's free.
You know it's gonna be a wild night. Door's open, you don't need a key. I could show you how to live the wild life.
I'm not done yet, pass me the bottle. It's two AM, let's hit the throttle. Drink in my cup, hands going up. Let's hit the dance floor and get wild, like wild life.
Wild, like wild life.
Sep 17, 2016
Sep 17, 2016 at 11:59 AM UTC
Being a Tampax might be fun stuffed up a **** all day
It may not be that creamy but a bit of reds okay
If you're on your monthly you haven't got much say
At least you wouldn't have someone's ***** getting in the way
White and fluffy I would be soft upon my ***********
I would start expanding when you begin your ************
Forcing me to press on your sides much to your frustration.
Because you would be on the blob causing my inflation.
You would probably be upset with that ****** infestation
It may not be much fun for you, the lack of stimulation
If your pussy's full of jam there could be a consolation
Strawberry juice is soaking up not much chance of impregnation
Maybe you could see things from the tampons point of view
It's the only time they get chance to have a **** good *****
They can't wait to fly of the shelves and go inside of you.
Hurry up that time of month you know what you must do.
But there's definitely a downside to being a jam rag
Even though you'd be up a **** longer than a ****
Like the red and white menstrual show, or a red tipped ***
You'd get too wet and taken out, a used up ***** gag
Mid period you'd get replaced that is the biggest snag
You would smell and get thrown away in a sanitary bag
Jul 30, 2017
Jul 30, 2017 at 1:19 PM UTC