"srsly" poems
A 911 call at a trap house.
A cop finds a dead dude with a broken face and a satchel of ****
When his detective buddy says "ey whats the cause of death?"
He picks up the **** and goes "Blunt force trauma."
His partner looks at him like "srsly?"
He just laughs.
Dec 2, 2014
Dec 2, 2014 at 5:29 PM UTC
Hey
guys,
i been dating
This girl
On and off
On and off
For several years…
But whenever things get tough
He wants to up and run
So leik
i know we love
Each other
more
Tha nything else
n he saes hes read
To do right by me
But whenever things get tough
She wants to up and run
He says he knows
What he lost when he
Left me
n i love herbut
i am afraid of
Getting hert
So my queshtion is
Should I stay or should I go, now?
Answer in the reactions bellow
Leik srsly
Guys,
i don’t know wat 2 do
Apr 6, 2012
Apr 6, 2012 at 11:41 PM UTC
w0t3va mum
idc
lyk srsly
g3t 0utta my hair
*****
i h8 it
whn u d0 dat
u tke ma fone
fgs mum
*****
u knw w0t
im gunna tweet bout u
u str355 m3 0ut
mum u knw w0t
*****
F U.
Feb 16, 2015
Feb 16, 2015 at 7:26 PM UTC
...I’m lying here wanting to die again...
...I don’t even care that I’ll die alone...
Don’t take me to heaven
...nor to hell.
Blot out my existence! (xXPLEASE GODXx)
Past, present, and future
...with me you clearly made a mistake
of which I could break the silence.
...
SCREAM your flaw out to the masses.
6(an un6eliever with a weapon)6
END MY MISERY AND THEY’LL NEVER KNOW
it’ll be our secret vow
///!!!/// :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( ///!!!///
R x
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I’m lying here wanting to get high:) again
...do my usual late night routine...
Chop the PiLLs/Chop the pOwDeR
Smoke break/Smoke break/Smoke break
snort away the self loathing (check)
*** I’M SUCH A WRECK :( ;) :(
smoke away the recurring memories
XOXO Vanessa/Nadia/Teigen/Anna
Gosh **** I feel good :):)
**** I feel ******* great:):):):):)<3<3<3
When I’m this high I can feel your breath (ooooohhhhhhh)
I can interlace my fingers with yours (awwwwwww!)
But I still can’t feel love (srsly?)
So it’s not enough (glutinous pig)
I’m still treading on infinite horizons
It’s all just too **** blue!
Theme-song/Hymn/Life-story
My favourite/My curse
theroxyblues
...I’m lying here picturing you again...
You look like a cowgirl(8)
You’re emo(9), punk(9), and goth(9)
Addict(10$$$JACKPOT$$$10)(my seventh heaven!)
A princess <3
...A sloth (Zzz)
I love (XO) my bed
You love (XO) yours
We never had the chance ******* **** me)
Suicidal ideation
Release the excess pressure.
But now I laugh instead of feeling
And cry when they all smile.
Nov 16, 2019
Nov 16, 2019 at 3:52 PM UTC