"squirter" poems
My Favorite Pokemon as a kid was always Squirtle,
I always named him Squirter,
Not knowing anything about how ****** it sounded with my 7 year old mind,
I was always in the backseat of the car saying things like, oh no Squirter died,
or yes my squirter learned hydro pump!
and my favorite, I’m gunna give my Squirter one rare candy.
I always caught girl Pokemon,
Mainly because the symbol for the Gender looked unique to me..
So I would never catch Mewtwo because it was never a girl.
Once I learned you can cheat in Pokemon,
I was getting ready for every gym leader like a high schooler preparing for Spanish Test.
Pokemon levels the same number as the grades of the Spanish Test.
As time goes by you can realize pokemon can be like friends, you can’t catch them all, especially when their falling.
Feb 27, 2015
Feb 27, 2015 at 5:40 PM UTC
Where are our clowns
With baggy waist-coats
Filled with promises;
Clowns wearing
Borrowed crowns.
One plucks a rose
In his white garden,
To pin on his lapel;
He's a squirter
And it shows.
One's in the square
With large red shoes
Putting on a show.
But feet don't fit,
Soon he'll trip
With tongue-in-cheek ego.
One has rhine-red ruffs
Around her neck,
Her GNP
Surpasses debt;
Her audience finds
They too get wet.
A three-ringed circus
We're wise to regret.
One in the Yuan
Has a red nose on,
A harlequin clown
Asleep in red dawn.
But tweak his nose
And the tent comes down
On the Big Top Shows.
Mar 6, 2015
Mar 6, 2015 at 8:53 AM UTC
Cuddling after ecstasy
the sheets are soaked
Baby, you're a squirter?
Nope, just incontinent
good thing for bed pads.
May 23, 2013
May 23, 2013 at 10:49 PM UTC
Hold me up on your shoulders
back against the wall
look up between my thighs
teasing inside, tongue & all.
Lay me down
on the soft blanket of your bed,
& kiss me all the way up
to my lips.
Open my legs
pin my hands
above my head
& tease me with your hips.
Now baby,
I want you to push your perfectly proportioned shaft, inside my tight woven ***** Rub my ***** & ******** while your rhythm makes me go crazy.
Increase the tempo of your symphony, arching my back- you make me gasp.
You make me scream.
Oh make it last!
Feel the swell
Feel the pulse
Nails in your back
Body convulse
10, 9, 8,
My whole body starts to shake
7, 6, 5, 4
Baby spread my ***** like I'm a *****
3,2,1
a squirter is always 10 times the fun.
Feb 18, 2014
Feb 18, 2014 at 12:35 AM UTC
Her hairy old **** was full of scabs and cheese
Didn't stop me from going down on my knees
I spread her lips and brushed away a fly
Then slipped my tongue so deep inside
My God, she was a real filthy old *****
Her ****** did smell, oh what a stench
Never had I been down on something so foul
But I'm a sick ***** I went for the growl
The ***** hair was full of *** and ****
Had the ***** ***** wiped her **** on it?
There were even traces of menstrual blood
Does she *** normally or does she flood?
I was ******* her **** didn't want to hurt her
How was I to know that she was a squirter
She shot *** and **** all over the ceiling
Oh what a sight, oh what a feeling
Then I filled her hole with my scabby old ****
Yes my pecker was covered with warts and pox
Maybe you think we are two filthy, ***** freaks
But she loves my ***** banging on her **** cheeks
When we had finished, a sight I'd never seen
She called the dog over and he licked her clean
That was more than i could take, it's true
I had to go outside and have a great spew
But I'll go back again, there is no doubt
Coz that shiela loves, for me to eat her out
And I can never forget how well I rode her
While getting off on her smelly body odour
Next time, if she's got the rags and is a bit red
I'll just stick it up her ******** instead
I'm not fussy, my tongue will still be stuck in
Nothing wrong, my friend with the Dolmio grin
Jul 19, 2014
Jul 19, 2014 at 9:55 PM UTC
I talked to a woman
She was blonde and very fit
How I imagine my body to be
If I was a woman
I showed her a picture
Of a woman I always dreamed about looking like
I told her I was very wet
And loved her body
I told her I was ********* myself
And I was
Moaning like a woman would
I was ********* my ***
Slowly in circles
As I ****** my inadequate *****
I just don't like it
It is too small at 5 and 1/2 inches
Yes I am a *****
It feels good to slowly massage my *** with ****
She described how she would lick my ******
I thought about having a **** and having it licked
I asked her to finger me
She described how she would finger my ***
It's all so hard
Those big powerful men
With their great bodies
And big thick *****
Women love them
Beautiful women love them
And they love to be ****** by them
Hours on end
In every imaginable position
Their ******* get pounded
And they scream and ***
Again and again
Those big heavy *****
Slapping against them
I know you know what I am talking about
No wonder you are so happy
Why couldn't I have been like them
If I was going to have a *****
Why did it have to be inferior to theirs?
God is mean to me
I know it is bad to say that
But he is
I feel like my small *****
Is closer to having a ******
I want to rub my *****
Like this woman was
She sent me a pic of her ******* that were soaked
I was so loving and caring toward her
I really turned her on
She showed me a picture
Of how she squirted so much
At least two feet by one foot
Of the towel was soaked
I always dreamed of being a squirter
Able to *** so hard like her
I think of a well-hung man
******* my ***** nice and deep
My loving strong husband
Thrusting his huge **** into me
Making me *** again and again
Screaming, yesss, harder,
**** me harder!
It must feel so great to experience such satisfying *** as a woman
To have multiple *******
I envy you
Women experience more pleasure than I can
Another example of how God has been mean to me
Jan 1, 2015
Jan 1, 2015 at 11:22 AM UTC
Yes she is a squirter
And she does it
Just for fun
Her rabbit vibe
And **** plug
Make her scream
And c**
And when she gushes
All over the place
I hope
I can be there
To let her
Do it on my face
I promise
To be good
And be grateful
She has covered my face
I savor ever drop
Yes I crave the taste
Dec 13, 2015
Dec 13, 2015 at 6:22 AM UTC
Chick-peas oh chick-pea come back and grab your squirter because I know the juice in the apple is being squeezed like a mellamuffin
Jul 9, 2015
Jul 9, 2015 at 10:16 PM UTC
She gives me the look, the one that says "right here"
she slips her arms around me, touching everywhere
public relations, she knows exactly when and where
A library cranny, or a tiny breakfast nook
the restroom by the stairs, or behind a stack of books
I'm usually on lookout, an unobtrusive, type of crook
Never yet been caught, she knows her craft, her croft
slow the key to movements, sound, not a single a cough
liquid in her needs, her coos and moans, so soft
Just wiggling our bodies, dying to get off
thank god she's not a squirter, good lord, we would be caught
Sep 20, 2016
Sep 20, 2016 at 8:57 PM UTC
I hope to use my tongue
To help a beautiful woman ***
Oh heavens!
I didn't realize she was a squirter
Mar 19, 2015
Mar 19, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC