"soreen" poems - Hello Poetry

How to make friends over a beer How to make any modest room beautiful with fairy lights How to consecutively loose three university ID cards, replace them and then simultaneously find all three misplaced cards in the bottom of the same bag. How to blag your way onto the university bus without ID How to make a family out of your friends When to give constructive criticism. When to hit the cafeteria for discounted lunch items When to let house mates off for making the kitchen a **** tip When to realise that the reason your soreen cake keeps going missing from you food cupboard is not in fact because there are some soreen cake loving mice, it is in fact just your house mate who “just thought you weren’t going to eat it” When to plant an onion in hopes of an onion tree. Where to kick a corrugated door for a taxi Where to get the best tray of jalapeños Where to get a magic tenner Where to sit in the lecture hall so you could only be partially seen Where to find your confidence Knowing I’ll never be able to pay off my university debt But knowing it was priceless

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Feb 24, 2021

Feb 24, 2021 at 5:05 AM UTC

hayley-philippa-williams

Things I Learn’t at University

How to make friends over a beer How to make any modest room beautiful with fairy lights How to consecutively loose three university ID cards, replace them and then simultaneously find all three misplaced cards in the bottom of the same bag. How to blag your way onto the university bus without ID How to make a family out of your friends When to give constructive criticism. When to hit the cafeteria for discounted lunch items When to let house mates off for making the kitchen a **** tip When to realise that the reason your soreen cake keeps going missing from you food cupboard is not in fact because there are some soreen cake loving mice, it is in fact just your house mate who “just thought you weren’t going to eat it” When to plant an onion in hopes of an onion tree. Where to kick a corrugated door for a taxi Where to get the best tray of jalapeños Where to get a magic tenner Where to sit in the lecture hall so you could only be partially seen Where to find your confidence Knowing I’ll never be able to pay off my university debt But knowing it was priceless

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This place so soreen, My mind so clean, Away from the screen that hides the forever unseen, The minds of society that just want us to go quietly, Live with out variety, Die in anxiety, According to them we need to respect authority, Avoid our priorities, Follow the majority and accept our inferiority but what if the minority fight superiority and sing for equality, let them hear the sonority of the lower population and we'll give you a demonstration of a hierarchy rotation as we take our lives back, Your reign is under attack because if we all club together we'll have power and wether or not we use it is up to us, And the government will be left superfluous

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Aug 29, 2016

Aug 29, 2016 at 5:11 PM UTC

finn-poole

Superfluous

This place so soreen, My mind so clean, Away from the screen that hides the forever unseen, The minds of society that just want us to go quietly, Live with out variety, Die in anxiety, According to them we need to respect authority, Avoid our priorities, Follow the majority and accept our inferiority but what if the minority fight superiority and sing for equality, let them hear the sonority of the lower population and we'll give you a demonstration of a hierarchy rotation as we take our lives back, Your reign is under attack because if we all club together we'll have power and wether or not we use it is up to us, And the government will be left superfluous

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TRUMP IS BLUE TRUMP IS TRUE TRUMP NUMBER ONE ONLY FOR YOU TRUMP IS WHITE TRUMP TONIGHT TRUMP IS THE ONLY FRIGHT AT NIGHT TRUMP IS BLACK TRUMP IS SLACK TRUMP AND KOREA TRUMP LETS ATTACK TRUMP IS YELLOW TRUMP QUITE MELLOW TRUMP MY GOD A HECK OF A FELLOW TRUMP IS GREEN TRUMP SO SOREEN TRUMP LETS GO EXPLODE ON THE SCENE TRUMP CHRONICLES amazon.com 5 MORE TO FOLLOW

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Sep 25, 2017

Sep 25, 2017 at 10:35 PM UTC

mark-riordan

TRUMPING THE CLOUR

TRUMP IS BLUE TRUMP IS TRUE TRUMP NUMBER ONE ONLY FOR YOU TRUMP IS WHITE TRUMP TONIGHT TRUMP IS THE ONLY FRIGHT AT NIGHT TRUMP IS BLACK TRUMP IS SLACK TRUMP AND KOREA TRUMP LETS ATTACK TRUMP IS YELLOW TRUMP QUITE MELLOW TRUMP MY GOD A HECK OF A FELLOW TRUMP IS GREEN TRUMP SO SOREEN TRUMP LETS GO EXPLODE ON THE SCENE TRUMP CHRONICLES amazon.com 5 MORE TO FOLLOW

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