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How to make friends over a beer
How to make any modest room beautiful with fairy lights
How to consecutively loose three university ID cards, replace them and then simultaneously find all three misplaced cards in the bottom of the same bag.
How to blag your way onto the university bus without ID
How to make a family out of your friends


When to give constructive criticism.
When to hit the cafeteria for discounted lunch items
When to let house mates off for making the kitchen a **** tip
When to realise that the reason your soreen cake keeps going missing from you food cupboard is not in fact because there are some soreen cake loving mice,  it is in fact just your house mate  who “just thought you weren’t going to eat it”
When to plant an onion in hopes of an onion tree.


Where to kick a corrugated door for a taxi
Where to get the best tray of jalapeños
Where to get a magic tenner
Where to sit in the lecture hall so you could only be partially seen
Where to find your confidence
Knowing I’ll never be able to pay off my university debt
But knowing it was priceless
Finn Poole Aug 2016
This place so soreen,
My mind so clean,
Away from the screen that hides the forever unseen,
The minds of society that just want us to go quietly,
Live with out variety,
Die in anxiety,
According to them we need to respect authority,
Avoid our priorities,
Follow the majority and accept our inferiority but what if the minority fight superiority and sing for equality, let them hear the sonority of the lower population and we'll give you a demonstration of a hierarchy rotation as we take our lives back,
Your reign is under attack because if we all club together we'll have power and wether or not we use it is up to us,
And the government will be left superfluous
What 2am can produce
MARK RIORDAN Sep 2017
TRUMP IS BLUE
TRUMP IS TRUE
TRUMP NUMBER ONE
ONLY FOR YOU



TRUMP IS WHITE
TRUMP TONIGHT
TRUMP IS THE ONLY
FRIGHT AT NIGHT



TRUMP IS BLACK
TRUMP IS SLACK
TRUMP AND KOREA
TRUMP LETS ATTACK



TRUMP IS YELLOW
TRUMP QUITE MELLOW
TRUMP MY GOD
A HECK OF A FELLOW



TRUMP IS GREEN
TRUMP SO SOREEN
TRUMP LETS GO
EXPLODE ON THE SCENE


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TROOPING THE COLOUR IS A CEREMONY PERFORMED BY THE BRITISH ARMIES WITH A LONG TRADITION. MY VERSION IS DEDICATED TO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.

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