Look into my eyes. 
Your eyes are getting heavy
You're getting sleepy,
Sleeeepy, sleeeepy. 
Now repeat after me..
"I want to be your love slave".

I'd like to scuttle your puttle 
Spiddle your paddle 
Tickle your wickle 
And twittle your taddle
Stroodle your doodle
Cromple your string 
Brundle your strundle 
And frondle your ding

Wear nothing, not even your bikini
I’ve spilled some gin on my ******
I thought this uncouth,
So I’ve added hermouth,
How’d you like me to slip you a martini?