"skeletor" poems
Reading the paper kicking back with a few big boobie maiden's
He Man sit's and reflects after flexing his muscles for the maidens to giggle over mmm He Man loves the maidens.
Well after He Man's moment of deep thought he flushed the toilet
and beat the evil toilet demon back down the drain.
looking on the net and not just at **** He Man saw that evil Skeletor
had yet again erased yet another acount the master of the universe was mad so after wrasslin with the servant girl mmmm He man loves the servant girl.
He man called up Skeletor cause it wasa long ride over there and
and gas prices were a *****
One bar! fuck you verizon dam cellphone overpriced ****
He Man smashed the cellphone against the castle wall and cut that useless ****** head off cant hear me now huh ******
Man at arms build me better phone now!
mmmm He Man like a man in uniform.
After man at arms fought off He Man mmmm thats okay
he'll have to sleep sometime.
Man at arms built he man better phone with string and tin cup hello?
Skeletor Yorkie Speaking **** seems to be the problem.
Mmm talk slower He Man likes Skeletors voice.
He Man dam you leave me alone im busy with my life partner playing catch and hide the weazel.
Homegirl you better stop erasing accounts or im gonna get medevil on your **** He Man said in his naughty man voice.
Promise Skeletor replied.
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL WAIT WHATS THE REST OF THIS?
****** it been so long I cant remember who gets tied up first.
Wait what was i talking about?
I like ice cream mmmm ice cream.
Just then the line snapped it was cut by that naughty meat puppet
dam you Skeletor this battle has just begun.
Dont miss the next really weird *** episode of HeMan.
Todays lesson.
Well children never play with matches.
Cause they sometimes dont work so go out and get this
years sure fire hot **** seller toy.
The He Man Flame Thrower yes little Timmy wont have to take **** from that bully anymore just light his fat *** up like a christmas tree
and if this offended you get a life mmm He Man like life and *******
Feb 13, 2011
Feb 13, 2011 at 7:37 AM UTC
Take this to heart
My Poetical Friends
Not just the rhyme
Makes emotions bend
To the will of the Bard
Or the cast of the spell
A rhyme without depth
Has no story to sell
A poetic structure
Riddled with rhyme
Brilliant in metaphor
Aesthetically designed
Will please the reader
And enlighten their minds
Oh how I love
A poem that rhymes!
Apr 9, 2017
Apr 9, 2017 at 7:17 AM UTC
She smiles as if she has her whole
Entire being in the cookie jar.
I laugh from my spine, as the wheels
In her pretty, dark-humoured head
Visibly turn within some sweet, twisted
Process. She speaks with the wit of a
Secret agent; the vocabulary of sailors
And intent of someone like Skeletor.
Her mouth is an instrument from which
Poetry as the opposite of itself sounds;
From where come words that make me
Either thrilled to talk back, or blush. *The
Less you care together, the happier you'll be.*
She smiles like that. I'm loving this lesson.
Sep 1, 2014
Sep 1, 2014 at 12:49 PM UTC
The clocks all chime in choir
time for heroes bold
ticking skull with watches dire
a stick man, heart of gold
A suitcase full of eloquence
and time to compose
looking for clues, of excellence
before they decompose
Wandering great halls of words
prosed lines and melodies
searching for tunes, unheard
and poetic symphonies
Skeletor and Sticky
a hero and his side-kick
harmonically quite tricky
as ripostes and quips, they click
Apr 4, 2017
Apr 4, 2017 at 12:20 PM UTC
I choose paper ****** I am going cellulose.
Even Cinderella knows the tone of Bellow's
Prose is bellicose. Let's smoke some bath salts
Then eat that fella's nose. What up!
To all my jellicles. Looky looky
I got hooky. Put on my robe and wizard
Hat. Speak Wookie to Sookie. If 2 cents
Equals three bucks, Skeletor has acid reflux.
Roll over based god. Don't be hoven
From your umgebung. Chew Ummagumma
To bubblegum. Get slim in your jungle
Jim. Calling all Mongolians.
Those alligators have razor bumps. If they
Publish this bunkum Faber & Faber
Are chumps. Plants have lovely lady lumps,
Trucks like sanitation dumps. Angler
Fish love lamp. El Dorado love Ponyboy.
Caught a full house on the Rio Grande complete
With domovoi. Know how I know you're poor?
The roaches on your toilet can sing Ode to Joy.
Mar 29, 2018
Mar 29, 2018 at 12:38 AM UTC