Shortman poems on Hello Poetry

Zombee Sep 2014

Heroes

so
here we Are:

Arnold......Shortman,
Shorty......Meeks,
Mr......Meeseeks,
Ezekiel......Whitmore.

Morphine,,,,,,Morpheus,
Neo......Geo,
OG......Sour,
Sour......Diesel.

DeeDee's......Brother,
Cousin......Vinny,
Vinny's......Lover,
Brothers......Grimm.

Grim......adVentures,
Billy......Madison,
Hansel,,,,,,Gretel,
Chelsea......Grin.

Grimace,,,,,,Misery,
Mister......eBonic,
Bonny,,,,,,Clyde,
Kyle,,,,,,Kenny.

Kenny......Powers,
Powder  Puff  Girls,
"Girls  Girls  Girls",
Girls  Gone  Wild.

Wilee......Coyote,
Coyote......Ugly,
Ugly......Betty,
Betty......Crocker.

Doctor......Parnassus,
Doctor......Krieger,
Doctor......Horrible,
Doctor......Evil.

Evil......Knievel,
Felix......the  Cat,
Captain  Jack  Sparrow:
"Captain......my  Captain".

Tinman,,,,,,Scarecrow,
"Rowrow  Rowyer  Boat",
Bo......Burnham,
Earnest,,,,,,Vern.

Verdict,,,,,,Votive,
deVotion,,,,,,Vengeance,
aVenging......Evey,
V,,,,,,Vendetta.

Denace......the  Menace,
Crystal......Globes,
Snow,,,,,,Aesthetics:
Skeletal......Shedding.

Head,,,,,,Tail,
Sally,,,,,,Jack,
Jack......Rabbits,
Magic......Hatters.

Shattered......Glass,
Glasgow......Smile,
Guile,,,,,,Vega,
Akuma,,,,,,Ryu.

You,,,,,,Me,
Beneath......the  Bleacher:
Jeepers,,,,,,Creepers,
Reapers......of  Seeds.

Seeds......of  Chucky,
Chuckie......Finster,
Principal......Muriel,
Yuri......Gagarin.

©  Copyrighted  Jesse  James  Adams

also Likes:

Cartoon......Network,
Worka......Holics:
Stalking,,,,,,Killing,
Willing,,,,,,Hunting.

Huns,,,,,,aTila,
*****......Wonka,
Walt......Disney,
n Nickelodeon.

so dumb xD

#longwalksonthebeach #goldentickets #bigl

Natasha Aug 2014

Little Rhyme Dedicated To Him

Don't you ever ******* say that I just left you out there
Now you're poppin' everything you find
and choppin' off all ya hair,

yknow,
it all just shows me the true disrespect you have
or let me say it honestly,
the respect you never ******* had
for me

So even though,
you walkin' round like you killin'
I think you're sadly suffering from that Shortman Syndrome
your 5'4 stature is an obvious symptom,
and eh, it may be unrelated
but honey, you cant keep a rhythm.

so **** it
our relationship kicked the bucket
tell your 4 little bitties to go ahead and ******* **** it
and tell me what my **** tastes like
*******

Nah, I aint touchin' that ****
real ****

**no one ***** with me *****.

I'd beat the living **** outta him if I could

#anger #hate #rage #exboyfriends

Sophie Feb 2019

Alone without you

I hate you Arnold shortman!
I hate how you make me feel
Weak
Needy
Alone without you
I hate that I think about you
Every minute
Every hour
Every passing day

I hate that I dream of you
I hate that I need you
I hate that I want you
Weak
Needy
Alone without you

I hate that you love me
It means I have to love you back

I wrote the poem down, thinking of whose name to use as my love interest and i remembered the Nickelodeon cartoon 'Hey Arnold'. Helga Partaki's obession with the short and witty Arnold shortman.. In my case Arnold did love Helga.

#love #lovepoems

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