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Idris Muntaqim Sep 2020
Billy Batson and his foster sister, Mary Bromfield, are at a plaza and see something bad;
Four teenage boys are robbing a female adult and that makes Billy and Mary mad.

Billy and Mary find a place to hide, as you can see;
The foster siblings say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Siblings immediately.

When the teenage criminals steal the female adult's car, the Shazam Siblings fly and follow them, which is true;
Here are other things that the Shazam Siblings would do.

Billy Shazam catches the stolen car and picks it up, which is fun;
When one of the teenage boys tries to shoot Billy Shazam, Mary Shazam grabs his gun.

Mary Shazam breaks the gun and breaks the front car door open, which is cool;
She pulls out one of the teenage fools.

When the teenage punks surrender, the Shazam Siblings call the police and what I'm saying is right;
The female adult thanks the Shazam Siblings for getting her things back, which is polite.

When the police arrive and arrest the teenage *******, the Shazam Siblings fly away;
The teenage boys are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Jul 2020
A supervillain named Muhammad X is terrorizing the All Lives Matter activists by making them super heavy, which is true;
When Billy Batson finds out what Muhammad X is doing, he knows what he has to do.

Billy says "Shazam!" and morphs into Shazam the superhero;
Shazam flies and searches for Muhammad X and here are more things that you should know.

When Shazam finds Muhammad X and the villain sees him, he tries to use his powers on Shazam, as you can see;
Shazam stops Muhammad X immediately.

Shazam uses his powers to electrocute the black villain, which is great;
Muhammad X is a pro-black idiot who's full of hate.

When Muhammad X is unconscious, Shazam calls the police, which is smart;
Shazam always has goodness in his heart.

The All Lives Matter activists thank the World's Mightiest Mortal for rescuing them, which is polite;
Shazam is always bright.

When the police arrive and arrest Muhammad X, Shazam flies away;
The evil black **** is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Dec 2020
Mary Bromfield is walking somewhere and sees a crime;
An old black woman is trying to stab and ****** her old black boyfriend and that black woman is full of slime.

Mary finds a place to hide, which is true;
Here are more things that she would do.

Mary says "Shazam!" and morphs into Mary Shazam, a.k.a. Lady Shazam, which is great;
Lady Shazam flies towards the evil black woman who's full of hate.

When Lady Shazam lands in front of the old woman, the evil ***** tries to stab Lady Shazam with her knife;
Unfortunately for the old black *****, she can't take the hero's life.

The evil *****'s knife breaks when she tries to stab Lady Shazam, as you can see;
Lady Shazam knocks out the evil *****, which is sensational as can be.

The old black man thanks Lady Shazam, which is nice;
The old black woman is cold as ice.

Lady Shazam calls the police, which is bright;
She always does what's right.

When the police arrive and arrest the black *****, Lady Shazam flies away;
The old black man is happy that he's still alive and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim May 2020
The supervillain named Black Adam has escaped from prison and is gonna ****** many people and I'll tell you why;
Those same people aren't wearing masks during the coronavirus pandemic and that's no lie.

When Billy Batson and his foster siblings find out that Black Adam had escaped from prison and what he's gonna do, they decide to stop their foe;
Billy, Mary, Freddy, Eugene, Pedro, and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Family, which is good to know.

The Shazam Family fly and search for Black Adam, as you can see;
When the Shazam Family finds Black Adam and the villain sees them, he tries to ****** the heroes immediately.

Billy and Mary Shazam kick Black Adam and knock him down, which is great;
Black Adam is full of hate.

When Black Adam is down, Freddy and Eugene Shazam punch the evil fool;
When Black Adam gets back up, he tries to ****** the Shazam Family again, which isn't cool.

Pedro and Darla Shazam electrocute Black Adam, which makes him fall down again, which is marvelous as can be;
Black Adam is too injured to get back up and I know you'll agree.

When Black Adam is defeated, the Shazam Family calls the police, which is smart;
Black Adam has sin in his heart.

When the police arrive and arrest Black Adam, the Shazam Family flies away;
Black Adam is going back to prison and that's all I have to say.
Mary Bromfield and her foster sister, Darla Dudley, are worried about their 11-year-old male friend and I'll tell you why;
They haven't seen their male friend in two days and that's no lie.

Mary and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Sisters, as you can see;
The Shazam Sisters fly to their friend's house immediately.

When the Shazam Sisters land in front of the house, they knock on the door, which is true;
When nobody answers the door, the Shazam Sisters know what they have to do.

The Shazam Sisters break in and see their male friend chained to a fan, which is bad;
When they find out that their male friend's black foster mother had done that to him, the Shazam Sisters get mad.

When the Shazam Sisters free their male friend, his foster mother walks in;
The foster mother is full of sin.

When the foster mother sees the Shazam Sisters, she tries to run out of the house;
The Shazam Sisters stop the foster mother who's a total louse.

The Shazam Sisters beat up the evil *****, which is wonderful as can be;
The Shazam Sisters call the police and I'm speaking honestly.

The police arrive and arrest the foster mother, which is true;
Here's something else that the police would do.

The police take the little boy to a hospital, which is swell;
The Shazam Sisters fly home and that's all that I'll tell.
Idris Muntaqim Apr 2020
Carjackings are increasing during the COVID-19 pandemic, which is bad;
When Billy Batson and his foster siblings find out about the increase in carjackings, they get mad.

Billy, Mary, Freddy, Eugene, Pedro, and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Family;
The heroes are flying and searching for the carjackers, as you can see.

When the Shazam Family finds the carjackers and the villains see them, they shoot the heroes;
The Shazam Family is bulletproof, which is wonderful to know.

The Shazam Family beats the **** out of the carjackers and I'm speaking truthfully;
The Shazam Family is marvelous and always will be.

When the carjackers are beaten, the Shazam Family calls the police, which is cool;
Carjackers will always be fools.

When the police arrive to arrest the carjackers, the Shazam Family flies away;
The Shazam Family has saved the day.
Idris Muntaqim Jul 2020
Billy Batson is walking to the mall with his foster brothers, Freddy, Eugene, and Pedro;
While walking, the boys see a crime and here are more things that you should know.

Two criminals are stealing some people's car, which is true;
Billy, Freddy, Eugene, and Pedro know what they must do.

The boys say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Brothers, as you can see;
The Shazam Brothers fly and chase the carjackers immediately.

When the carjackers see the Shazam Brothers, they shoot the superheroes, hoping to **** the guys;
Since the Shazam Brothers are bulletproof, shooting them isn't wise.

When the Shazam Brothers catch the carjackers, they knock out the villains, which is excellent as can be;
When the carjackers are defeated, the Shazam Brothers call the police and I'm speaking honestly.

The owners of the car thank the Shazam Brothers for stopping the carjackers, which is nice;
Carjackers are cold as ice.

When the police arrive to arrest the carjackers, the Shazam Brothers fly away;
The evil jerks are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Dec 2020
Lex Luthor has escaped from prison and has used a device to turn Supergirl evil, which is true;
When Mary Bromfield and her foster sister, Darla Dudley, find out about it, they know what they must do.

The two sisters say "Shazam!" and morph into Mary and Darla Shazam, as you can see;
Mary and Darla Shazam fly and search for the evil Supergirl and I'm sure you'll agree.

The evil Supergirl is terrorizing the residents in National City, which is horrible as can be;
When Mary and Darla Shazam find the evil Supergirl, they tell her to stop immediately.

When the evil Supergirl sees the Shazam Sisters, she tries to destroy them with all of her might;
The Shazam Sisters fight and knock out the evil Supergirl and what I'm saying is right.

While carrying the evil Supergirl, the Shazam Sisters fly and search for Luthor, which is great;
Luthor is someone who many people hate.

When the Shazam Sisters find Luthor, they make the supervillain turn Supergirl back to being good;
Nobody wants an evil Supergirl in their neighborhood.

Supergirl destroys Luthor's device;
She thanks the Shazam Sisters and takes Luthor back to prison, which is nice.

The Shazam Sisters fly home and here's something else that I'll say;
The Shazam Sisters have saved the day.
Idris Muntaqim Jul 2020
The supervillain named Captain **** has escaped from prison, which is bad;
When Captain **** sees some yellow people, he gets mad.

Captain **** is terrorizing the yellow people, which really stinks;
He thinks that all yellow people had created the coronavirus and that makes Captain **** a fink.

When Eugene Choi finds out what Captain **** is doing, he knows that he has to stop the evil guy;
Eugene Choi says "Shazam!" and morphs into Eugene Shazam and that's no lie.

Captain **** is also a racist and always will be;
Eugene Shazam flies and searches for the supervillain immediately.

When Eugene Shazam finds Captain **** and the villain sees him, he tries to attack the hero;
Eugene Shazam kicks Captain **** in his face, which is good to know.

Eugene Shazam uses his powers to electrocute the evil man;
Captain **** has been defeated, which is grand.

Eugene Shazam calls the police, which is smart;
He had torn Captain **** apart.

The yellow people thank Eugene Shazam for rescuing them, which is nice;
Captain **** is even a ******* who's cold as ice.

When the police arrive to arrest Captain ****, Eugene Shazam flies away;
Captain **** is going back to prison and that's all I have to say.
A supervillain named Darkseid has come to earth and I'll tell you why;
He wants to eliminate all hope and free will in human beings and that's no lie.

Billy Batson and his foster siblings find out what Darkseid wants to do;
Billy and his foster siblings say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Family, which is true.

The Shazam Family flies and searches for Darkseid immediately;
The Shazam Family is incredible and always will be.

The Shazam Family finds and confronts Darkseid, which is good to know;
Darkseid uses his Omega Beams to try to attack the superheroes.

The Shazam Family creates an electrical force field so they can protect themselves against Darkseid's Omega Beams;
The Shazam Family is also an intelligent team.

Darla Shazam quickly flies towards Darkseid and trips the evil fool;
When Darkseid falls down, Pedro Shazam picks up the villain and body slams him, which is cool.

Eugene Shazam uses his electrical powers to electrocute Darkseid, which is awesome as can be;
Darkseid is seriously injured and I know you'll agree.

Billy, Mary, and Freddy Shazam beat up Darkseid, which is great;
Darkseid is someone who many people hate.

When Darkseid is beaten, he teleports back to his home planet, Apokolips, which is swell;
The Shazam Family flies home and that's all that I'll tell.
Idris Muntaqim Jul 2020
Mary Bromfield and her foster sister, Darla Dudley, are walking somewhere and they see something bad;
Their teenage girlfriend is getting beaten by three evil girls and that makes Mary and Darla mad.

Mary and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Sisters, which is cool;
The Shazam Sisters fly towards the evil girls who are ****** fools.

When the evil girls are about to **** the Shazam Sisters' girlfriend, the superheroines stop them, as you can see;
The Shazam Sisters knock out the evil girls immediately.

When the evil girls are defeated, the Shazam Sisters call the police, which is great;
The evil girls are full of hate.

The Shazam Sisters' girlfriend thanks them for rescuing her, which is polite;
Evil girls getting beaten is an awesome sight.

When the police arrive to arrest the evil girls, the Shazam Sisters fly away;
Their girlfriend is going to the hospital and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Oct 2020
A deranged man is waging a violent crime spree;
He shoots at a woman, flees with her keys, and steals her car immediately.

When the deranged man crashes the stolen car, he tries to carjack a passing vehicle that's driven by a woman, which is true;
When Mary Bromfield and her foster sister, Darla Dudley, hear about the violent crime spree, they know what they must do.

Mary and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Sisters, as you can see;
The Shazam Sisters fly and search for the deranged man and I'm speaking honestly.

When the Shazam Sisters find the deranged man shooting a female driver, they land in front of the evil fool;
The ******* shoots the Shazam Sisters and finds out that they're bulletproof, which is cool.

When he runs out of bullets, the Shazam Sisters punch out the deranged guy;
The Shazam Sisters have ended the violent crime spree and that's no lie.

Darla Shazam grabs the injured female driver and takes her to the hospital, which is bright;
Mary Shazam calls the police and what I'm saying is right.

After Darla Shazam takes the injured female driver to the hospital, she flies back to her sister, which is swell;
The police arrive and arrest the deranged **** and here's something else that I'll tell.

The Shazam Sisters fly away;
The injured female driver is recovering at the hospital and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Jul 2020
In Metropolis, the supervillain named Lex Luthor has used a device to turn Superman evil, which is true;
Practicing karate is what Luthor likes to do.

Luthor tells the evil Superman to destroy every church in Metropolis, as you can see;
When Billy Batson finds out what Luthor has done, he knows that he's gotta stop the evil Superman immediately.

Batson says "Shazam!" and morphs into the World Mightiest Mortal, which is cool;
Shazam flies to Metropolis so he can search for Superman who's now an evil fool.

When Shazam finds the evil Superman and the Man of Steel sees him, he tries to attack the hero;
Shazam will beat the evil Superman, which is wonderful to know.

When Shazam knocks out the Man of Steel, he flies to Luthor's place while carrying the evil Superman;
Luthor is a piece of garbage who belongs in a garbage can.

While carrying the evil Superman, Shazam arrives at Luthor's place;
Luthor is also a huge disgrace.

Shazam makes Luthor use his device to turn Superman back to being good;
Nobody wants the evil Superman in their neighborhood.

When Superman is back to being good, he and Shazam take Luthor to prison, which is swell;
After Superman thanks Shazam, the World's Mightiest Mortal flies home and that's all that I'll tell.
Idris Muntaqim Oct 2020
A female news anchor is trying to shoot her ex-lover who's a married male politician and I'll tell you why;
It's because the married male politician had ended their affair and that's no lie.

When Mary Bromfield and her foster sister, Darla Dudley, see what's happening, they know what they must do;
Mary and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Sisters, which is true.

The Shazam Sisters fly towards the female news anchor and land in front of her;
Here are more things that would occur.

The ****** news anchor shoots the Shazam Sisters but can't **** them because they're bulletproof, which is a fact;
Mary Shazam is white and Darla Shazam is black.

Darla Shazam grabs the female news anchor's gun and smashes it, which is cool;
Mary Shazam punches and knocks out the sinful fool.

The married male politician thanks the Shazam Sisters for rescuing him, which is polite;
The Shazam Sisters call the police, which is bright.

When the police arrive and arrest the female news anchor, the Shazam Sisters fly away;
The male politician's wife has divorced him and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Dec 2020
An evil brown woman is crashing her car into her ex-boyfriend's house, which is awful as can be;
Her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend are inside the house and I know you'll agree.

When Billy Batson sees what's happening while walking somewhere, he finds a place to hide, which is true;
Billy says "Shazam!" and morphs into Shazam the superhero, which is a smart thing to do.

Shazam flies towards the brown ***** and I'll tell you why;
He's gonna stop the brown ***** and that's no lie.

Shazam stops the brown ***** from crashing her car into her ex-boyfriend's house, as you can see;
He turns the brown *****'s car upside-down immediately.

Shazam breaks the car door open and pulls the evil ***** out of her car, which is great;
He punches out the evil ***** who's full of hate.

The good man and his new girlfriend thank Shazam for stopping his ex-girlfriend, which is polite;
Shazam calls the police and what I'm saying is right.

When the police arrive to arrest the evil woman, Shazam flies away;
The evil woman is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Jun 2020
A supervillain named Ibac is assisting the rioters, which is bad;
When Billy Batson and his foster siblings find out what Ibac is doing, they get mad.

Billy, Mary, Freddy, Eugene, Pedro, and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Family;
The team flies and searches for the villains, as you can see.

When the Shazam Family finds Ibac and the rioters and the villains see them, they try to attack the heroes;
While Shazam battles Ibac, his teammates battle the rioters, which is good to know.

When the Shazam Family defeats Ibac and the rioters by knocking them out, they call the cops;
Ibac and the rioters are full of slop.

When the cops arrive to arrest Ibac and the rioters, the Shazam Family flies away;
Ibac and the rioters are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Jun 2020
Billy Batson is walking somewhere and sees a crime;
Two white bigots are in their car chasing three black teenagers on bicycles and those bigots are big ***** of slime.

Batson says "Shazam!" and morphs into Shazam the superhero, as you can see;
Shazam flies and goes after the evil white men who are full of bigotry.

Shazam stops the white bigots by catching them and picking them up while they're in their car;
The evil white men are also full of tar.

The black teenagers thank Shazam for rescuing them from the white bigots, which is polite;
Shazam takes the white bigots to a police station and doing that is right.

When the police arrest the white bigots, Shazam flies away;
Bigotry ***** and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim May 2020
A supervillain named Mister Mind is gonna encase the kids, who are coronavirus patients, in cocoons, which is true;
Billy Batson has found out what Mister Mind is gonna do.

Batson says "Shazam!" and morphs into Shazam the superhero, as you can see;
Mister Mind is a Venusian worm and always will be.

Shazam flies and searches for his foe;
Here are more things that you should know.

When Shazam finds Mister Mind and the villain sees him, he tries to hypnotize the guy;
Mister Mind is also one of the most formidable telepaths and that's no lie.

Shazam knocks out Mister Mind and calls the cops;
Mister Mind is full of slop.

The kids, who are coronavirus patients, thank Shazam, which is cool;
Mister Mind is even a total fool.

When the police arrive and arrest Mister Mind, Shazam flies away;
Mister Mind is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Oct 2020
Four teenage boys are committing vehicle thefts, which is true;
When Pedro Pena and his foster sister, Darla Dudley, find out about it, they know what they must do.

Pedro and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Siblings, as you can see;
The Shazam Siblings fly and search for the teenage boys immediately.

Two of the teenage thieves are brown and the other two are black;
The Shazam Siblings will stop those sons of ******* and that's a fact.

When the Shazam Siblings find the four thieves and the thieves see them, the suckers start to run;
Pedro Shazam uses his electrical powers to electrocute two of the thieves until they're unconscious, which is fun.

Darla Shazam quickly punches and knocks out the other two thieves, which is cool;
Pedro and Darla Shazam have beaten the evil fools.

The Shazam Siblings call the police, which is smart;
Those two superheroes have goodness in their hearts.

When the police arrive and arrest the sinful youths for vehicle thefts, the Shazam Siblings fly away;
The crooks are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Jun 2020
The supervillain named Doctor Sivana has escaped from prison and I'll tell you why;
He wants to terrorize disabled children and that's no lie.

When Doctor Sivana finds the disabled children, he terrorizes them, as you can see;
When Freddy Freeman finds out what Doctor Sivana is doing, he says "Shazam!" and morphs into Freddy Shazam immediately.

Freddy Shazam flies and searches for Doctor Sivana, which is true;
Stopping Doctor Sivana is what Freddy will do.

When Freddy finds Doctor Sivana and the villain sees him, he uses his inventions to try to attack the hero;
Freddy destroys Doctor Sivana's inventions, which is marvelous to know.

Freddy knocks out Doctor Sivana and calls the police, which is smart;
Doctor Sivana will always have sin in his heart.

The disabled children thank Freddy for stopping Doctor Sivana, which is nice;
Doctor Sivana is cold as ice.

When the police arrive to arrest Doctor Sivana, Freddy Shazam flies away;
Doctor Sivana is going back to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Jul 2020
Billy Batson and his foster siblings are about to enter a shopping mall until they hear something bad;
Billy and his foster siblings hear shooting inside the mall and that makes them mad.

Billy, Mary, Freddy, Eugene, Pedro, and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Family, which is true;
Entering the mall so they can stop the shooters is what the Shazam Family would do.

When the Shazam Family sees the shooters, they tell the criminals to stop;
The shooters are full of slop.

The shooters try to **** the heroes by shooting them, as you can see;
The Shazam Family is bulletproof and always will be.

The Shazam Family defeats the shooters by knocking out the fools;
After that, they call the police, which is cool.

The customers thank the Shazam Family for stopping the shooters, which is nice;
The shooters are cold as ice.

When the police arrive to arrest the shooters, the Shazam Family leaves the mall and flies away;
The Shazam Family has saved the day.
Idris Muntaqim Jun 2020
A supervillain named Sabbac has kidnapped the children who are coronavirus patients, which is bad;
When Billy Batson and his foster siblings find out what Sabbac has done, they get mad.

Billy, Mary, Freddy, Eugene, Pedro, and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Family;
Those superheroes are awesome and always will be.

The Shazam Family flies and searches for their foe;
When the team finds Sabbac and the villain sees them, he tries to attack the heroes.

Sabbac tries to project fire on the Shazam Family, as you can see;
The team tricks Sabbac into saying his name and I'm sure you'll agree.

Sabbac morphs back into his alter ego, Timothy Karnes, which is cool;
The Shazam Family knocks out the evil fool.

Defeating their foe is what the Shazam Family did;
The team gags and ties up Karnes and frees the kids.

The Shazam Family calls the police and what I'm saying is right;
The Shazam Family is also excellent and bright.

When the police arrive, they arrest Karnes and take the children back to the hospital and here's something else that I'll say;
The Shazam Family has saved the day.
Idris Muntaqim Nov 2020
Two male crooks are carjacking an old man in his own driveway;
Eugene Choi sees what's happening while walking somewhere and here are other things that I'll say.

Eugene says "Shazam!" and morphs into Eugene Shazam, as you can see;
Eugene Shazam flies and chases the carjackers immediately.

When Eugene Shazam catches the carjackers in the stolen car, he picks up the stolen car, which is true;
One of the carjackers shoots the yellow superhero, which is a stupid thing to do.

When the carjacker runs out of bullets, Eugene Shazam turns the stolen car upside-down;
This frightens the evil clowns.

When the two carjackers surrender, Eugene Shazam calls the police, which is smart as can be;
The two carjackers are still frightened and I'm speaking honestly.

When the police arrive and arrest the carjackers, Eugene Shazam flies to the old man while carrying his car, which is swell;
When the old man thanks Eugene Shazam for giving him back his car, the superhero flies away and that's all that I'll tell.
Idris Muntaqim Aug 2020
Freddy Freeman is walking somewhere and sees something bad;
A teen girl is getting chased by two pit bulls and that makes Freddy mad.

Freddy Freeman says "Shazam!" and morphs into Freddy Shazam, as you can see;
Freddy Shazam flies towards the pit bulls immediately.

When Freddy Shazam lands in front of the pit bulls, they try to attack the superhero;
Freddy Shazam uses his lightning powers to electrocute the vicious beasts and here are more things that you should know.

When the pit bulls are defeated, the teen girl thanks Freddy Shazam, which is polite;
Electrocuting the pit bulls was definitely right.

Freddy Shazam calls animal control and tells them what just happened, which is true;
Calling the police is something else that the hero would do.

Animal control arrives and takes the pit bulls away, which is a fact;
Whoever allows their pet dogs to run loose must be smoking a lot of crack.

When the police arrive, they arrest the owner of the pit bulls, which is swell;
After that, Freddy Shazam flies away and that's all that I'll tell.
Idris Muntaqim Sep 2020
Pedro Pena is walking somewhere and sees something that really stinks;
A brown man has kidnapped a 7-year-old girl from her blind father and that brown man is a fink.

Pedro knows what he must do;
He says "Shazam!" and morphs into Pedro Shazam, which is true.

Pedro Shazam flies towards the brown kidnapper and I'll tell you why;
He's gonna stop the brown ***** and that's no lie.

When Pedro Shazam lands in front of the kidnapper, he punches the evil ******* out, as you can see;
Pedro Shazam is saving the 7-year-old girl immediately.

When the kidnapper is knocked out, Pedro Shazam flies the 7-year-old girl back to her blind father, which is great;
Crime is what Pedro Shazam really hates.

The 7-year-old girl and her blind father thank the superhero, which is polite;
Pedro Shazam flies back to the unconscious kidnapper and what I'm saying is right.

When the police arrive and arrest the kidnapper, Pedro Shazam flies away;
The kidnapper is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Jun 2020
A supervillain named King Kull is threatening the world, as you can see;
He has super-strength, enhanced stamina, and enhanced durability.

When Pedro Pena finds out what King Kull is doing, he plans on stopping the evil guy;
When Pedro says "Shazam!," he morphs into Pedro Shazam and that's no lie.

Pedro Shazam flies and searches for King Kull, which is wonderful to know;
When Pedro finds King Kull and the villain sees him, he tries to attack the hero.

Pedro fights and beats King Kull, which is really great;
King Kull is full of hate.

When King Kull is beaten, Pedro calls the police, which is smart;
Pedro had torn King Kull apart.

When the police arrive and arrest King Kull, Pedro Shazam flies away;
King Kull is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Oct 2020
A three-headed monster called the Three Faces of Evil is about to destroy a Catholic church, which is true;
When Billy Batson finds out about it, he knows what he must do.

Billy says "Shazam!" and morphs into Shazam, as you can see;
Shazam flies and searches for the Three Faces of Evil immediately.

When Shazam finds the Three Faces of Evil and the monster sees him, it tries destroy the hero;
Shazam uses his electrical powers to electrocute the Three Faces of Evil, which is wonderful to know.

The Three Faces of Evil is unconscious, which is cool;
The Three Faces of Evil is a freaking fool.

While carrying the Three Faces of Evil, Shazam flies to the Rock of Eternity and I'll tell you why;
He's gonna imprison the evil monster beneath the Rock of Eternity and that's no lie.

When the Three Faces of Evil is imprisoned beneath the Rock of Eternity, Shazam flies away;
The Catholic church is safe and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Oct 2020
An old white villain named Aunt Minerva is helping an evil black man strangle his pregnant black girlfriend and I'll tell you why;
Aunt Minerva hopes that when the pregnant woman is dead, the black **** will marry her and that's no lie.

Aunt Minerva and the black **** are strangling the pregnant woman in the pregnant woman's car, as you can see;
When Billy Batson sees what's happening while walking somewhere, he finds a place to hide immediately.

Billy says "Shazam!" and morphs into Shazam, which is cool;
Shazam flies towards the evil fools.

When Shazam lands on the pregnant woman's car, he tears the top of the car open, which is bright;
He grabs Aunt Minerva and the black **** and knocks them out and what I'm saying is right.

When Aunt Minerva and the black **** are defeated, Shazam comforts the pregnant woman, which is nice;
Aunt Minerva and the black **** are cold as ice.

Shazam calls the police, which is true;
The pregnant woman thanks Shazam for the rescue.

When the police arrive and arrest the two crooks, Shazam flies away;
The police will take the pregnant woman to the hospital and that's all I have to say.
Randy Johnson Dec 2017
Jim Nabors always said "Shazam", that was his catchphrase.
Because of his contribution to television, he deserves praise.
It was hard for him to watch the opening credits of Gomer Pyle because many of those Marines died in Vietnam.
We always know that he's on Gomer Pyle or the Andy Griffith Show when we hear him say "Shazam".
We also remember him yelling "Citizen's Arrest".
All of his fans are sad and they're also depressed.
He also starred in some movies, two of which were Cannonball Run 2 and Stroker Ace.
His friends, fans and family have to say goodbye, his death is hard for them to face.
Dedicated to Jim Nabors who died at the age of 87 on November 30, 2017.
Idris Muntaqim Aug 2020
Mary Bromfield and her foster sister, Darla Dudley, are walking somewhere and see something that really stinks;
Three female criminals are trying to burn a police car and those criminals are ****** finks.

Mary and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Sisters, as you can see;
The Shazam Sisters are gonna stop the three female criminals and I'm speaking truthfully.

When the three female criminals see the Shazam Sisters, they try to burn the superheroines, which is dumb;
The Shazam Sisters use their lightning powers to electrocute the evil bums.

When the three female criminals are beaten, the Shazam Sisters tell the owners of the police car what just happened, which is cool;
The three female criminals are also stupid *** fools.

When the three female criminals are arrested, the Shazam Sisters fly away;
The three female criminals are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Jul 2020
Five black female shoplifters are running out of a store;
Those black female shoplifters are ugly *** ******.

Mary Bromfield and her foster siblings, Eugene Choi and Darla Dudley, see the black female shoplifters, which is true;
Stopping the shoplifters are what they're gonna do.

Mary, Eugene, and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Family;
The superheroes fly towards the black female shoplifters, as you can see.

Mary Shazam knocks out the first black female shoplifter, which is great;
Crime is what the Shazam Family really hates.

Darla Shazam knocks out the second black female shoplifter, which is cool;
The black female shoplifters are also stupid *** fools.

Eugene Shazam uses his powers to electrocute the last three shoplifters until they're unconscious, which is awesome as can be;
When the black female shoplifters are defeated, the heroes call the police immediately.

When the police arrive to arrest the crooks, the Shazam Family flies away;
The black female shoplifters are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Jun 2020
A supervillain named Captain **** has freed seven powerful demons from their prisons, as you can see;
Those demons are called the Seven Deadly Sins and I'm speaking truthfully.

Captain **** wants the Seven Deadly Sins to control the teenage protesters and the cops;
When Billy Batson and his foster siblings hear the news about those villains, they know that those villains have to be stopped.

Billy, Mary, Freddie, Eugene, Pedro, and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Family, which is cool;
The Shazam Family flies and searches for the evil fools.

The Shazam Family finds Captain **** and the Seven Deadly Sins, which is great to know;
When the villains see them, they try to attack the heroes.

Everyone watches the Shazam Family battle Captain **** and the Seven Deadly Sins;
Captain **** is an Adolf ****** fan and always has been.

The Shazam Family knocks out the supervillains, which is excellent as can be;
The cops arrest Captain **** and take him away immediately.

The Shazam Family reimprisons the Seven Deadly Sins, which is swell;
After that, the heroes fly home and that's all that I'll tell.
Idris Muntaqim Jun 2020
A supervillain named Sobek is causing crops to die;
Sobek is an intelligent humanoid crocodile and that's no lie.

When Eugene Choi finds out what Sobek is doing, he plans on stopping his foe;
Eugene says "Shazam!" and morphs into Eugene Shazam, which is excellent to know.

Eugene Shazam flies and searches for Sobek, as you can see;
When Eugene finds Sobek and the villain sees him, he tries to attack the hero immediately.

Eugene uses his lightning powers to electrocute and seriously injure Sobek, which is true;
Here's something else that Eugene would do.

When Sobek is beaten, Eugene calls the police and what I'm saying is right;
Eugene is glad that he had beaten Sobek in a fight.

When the police arrive and arrest Sobek, Eugene Shazam flies away;
Sobek is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Oct 2020
The supervillain named Ibac has escaped from prison and runs to a park, which is terrible as can be;
At the park, he sees a little girl and molests her immediately.

After he molests the little girl, Ibac runs from the park and finds a place to hide;
When Eugene Choi finds out that Ibac has escaped and what he's done, Eugene wants to kick Ibac's backside.

Eugene says "Shazam!" and morphs into Eugene Shazam, which is true;
Flying and searching for Ibac is what Eugene Shazam would do.

When Eugene Shazam finds Ibac and the villain sees him, he tries to attack the superhero;
Eugene Shazam uses his electrical powers to electrocute Ibac, which is awesome to know.

When Ibac is defeated, Eugene Shazam calls the police, which is smart;
The hero is glad that he had torn Ibac apart.

When the police arrive to arrest Ibac, Eugene Shazam flies away;
Ibac is going back to prison and that's all I have to say.
Idris Muntaqim Jun 2020
A supervillain named Oggar is using his magic to turn President Donald Trump's male fans into snakes and dogs;
Oggar is a **** and a hog.

When Mary Bromfield and her foster sister, Darla Dudley, find out what Oggar is doing, they plan on defeating the evil fool;
The two girls say "Shazam!" and morph into Mary and Darla Shazam, which is cool.

Mary and Darla Shazam fly and search for Oggar, as you can see;
When the two heroines find Oggar and the villain sees them, he flies away immediately.

Oggar's magic is unable to harm a female and what I'm saying is right;
When Mary and Darla fly after Oggar and catch him, they beat him up with all of their might.

Mary and Darla make Oggar turn President Trump's male fans back to normal, which is swell;
President Trump's male fans are no longer snakes and dogs and here are more things that I'll tell.

Mary and Darla bind and gag Oggar and call the police, which is smart as can be;
While he's bound and gagged, Oggar is unable to use his magic and I'm speaking honestly.

When the police arrive and arrest Oggar, Mary and Darla Shazam fly away;
Oggar is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Cling! Cling!
Bling Bling!
Tick Tock! Tick Tock!
Another gimmick poem from the prophet of schlock
Today I even spelt my own name wrong

Sitting under a scaffold on the mean streets
Comes the Smell of ****

Abbud sits and picks his nose behind his mustache on the first UAE space flight, The year is 2020. Cold fear creeps up his spine as he notices Sahib staring at him just as he puts another crusty snot into his mouth. Neither man says a thing but the silent judgment is made. Abbud ponders quietly, questioning himself but also the bizarre stigma as he looks through a porthole at the pacific ocean below.

Tell someone you love them today because it feels good
But you know what else feels almost as good
Hate

Gruber Classitanius peers down the path of the monkeys, the bodies lay strewn about penetrated in every orifice by the dreaded ****** spider monkeys. He remembers what the profit sphinx told him and focuses on his Iphone Shazam application, just as instructed he clears his thoughts of all else but the Shazam logo for this is the only way to avoid **** death. Out of the corner of his eye he sees the supple upper thigh of one of the **** monkeys unknowing victims and it brings him back to a night before where he lay with a women he had never met but upon falling on the bed beside her knew that he must be in love, his spine tingles with a shiver of emotion, but the pleasure soon turns to fear and he jerks his thoughts back to the Shazam icon just as the first spider monkey ***** penetrates his left eye socket skull ******* him to death like all the others.

Galumphing along the road stands the son of the jabberwocky slayer
In Psychedelic dreams of Gods speaking without words
On the brink of the next moment I forgot what I was saying
And just decided to write whatever I wanted
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Miss Clofullia Jun 2017
Sometimes I Shazam random songs.
I don't even have to like'em or anything..
I just do it.
Press the big blue button and wait for it to do its job.
I'm always sad when it says it's sorry and returns no result.
"They didn't quite catch that. Try again". Who does?

Sometimes I Shazam random noises on the metro,
Hoping it will pick up the coolest soundtrack of a movie I'm in,
Just before the credits,
When everything goes dark - but not because of a random suicide bomber that hates life and wants revenge or something.
It returns no results and the TV suddenly goes louder in my head and there are 23 victims and we're all posting kittens on Facebook to show that we're not afraid.

Sometimes I Shazam my parents voices
while they're telling me how their day went
and I discover really cool indie artists
that make me listen to their work in a loop.

Once, I Shazamed your heartbeat while you were sleeping.
It returned my name.
Can't remember the album, but it had a nice cover photo.

I never Shazamed my own voice, nor my heartbeat.
I'm too afraid it'll show nothing worth listening to.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A107BwLLGbE]
Vashawn Jackson Jul 2015
Harry potter fear my magic
Cuz my wand disastrous
Even with my wand absent
Im a prince of magic
My name is aladdin
I send spells to princess jasmine
In her dreams
Until she meets her King
Abra kadabra alakazam
Shazam
Even Kazam
Knows who i am
I write with my wand
In my palm is magic that i dawn
Inside the spawn
Of the creator
Its alot of sparks in my charm
An innovator
That charms
Wicked witches
Son of Sabrina you might kno who Sabrina The Witch is
Even wiccans
Know im wicked
When my wrath is driven
I should create an religion
For magicians
Cause magic i envision
Is beautiful when i present it
Tricks is timid
Against the nemesis
of all wizards
Lucy Tonic Nov 2011
Adam and Steve
Adam and Steven
Adam an Eve
Adam an Even
Adam was odd
An Eve she was even
Then came the planet
With all the plants
It came before their plans
Or did it
Sweet honeysuckle
Down by the water
Sat catacorner
To a caterpillar
On a big mushroom
It had way more than five limbs
It looked strangely wizened
It told them to try it
Till boom bing bang
Wham bam shazam
Buildings and fast food and robots, oh my!
Soon little monkeys
Stopped crawling on knuckles
They invented baseballs
Chains and belt-buckles
And caterpillar
Lost all his wrinkles
Turned into soup
Came out with a wingspan
This is a tale of the
Cautiously clever
Does it make you nauseous
Or want to wear leather?
Here’s a locked box of anagram shazam
(Don’t open it
The crazies might come out)
There’s a sealed sack of angsty crank-clanks
Take it, go away
I’m simply not myself today
**! Yes, it’s true
I am sinking sads for you
Letting drinkies drown
My Anger Banger frown
Cryptic? Klik-kwik, and no, no
I was never there
Avaunt, begone, beware
I love words
the Sandman Nov 2015
You promise me your Watchlist
on IMDb
Will tell me more about you
Than dessert and another round of coffee
Ever could,
But I know a Shazam history
Will reveal nothing at all,
So I then order
—for I must—
That coffee and dessert
And stay until
They tell us they're shutting down.

— The End —