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It's never quite right, he said, the way people look, the way the music sounds, the way the words are written. It's never quite right, he said, all the things we are taught, all the loves we chase, all the deaths we die, all the lives we live, they are never quite right, they are hardly close to right, these lives we live one after the other, piled there as history, the waste of the species, the crushing of the light and the way, it's not quite right, it's hardly right at all he said. don't I know it? I answered. I walked away from the mirror. it was morning, it was afternoon, it was night nothing changed it was locked in place. something flashed, something broke, something remained. I walked down the stairway and into it.
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Cut While Shaving
You call me She, Her, Daughter, Girl Shhhhh... You speak with a blind mouth, Look at me, see me She isn't me, Only a fantasy that you clutch till your knuckles grow pale. I am not broken, I am free But you hide behind a veil Afraid to finally let go of... Long hair, Lipstick, Lace dress You question each time I show you my truth, "Are you trying to hide your femininity?" No, my femininity is simply not my definition. Spend a day in my skin, in my cage, And don't cry when the words start to pierce you like daggers, Shhhh... Stay silent, don't worry, it's just a phase. Now do you see that "She" just doesn't make sense? You speak to me but your voice seems distant, Bouncing off of me and echoing Like I am the hollow statue of the girl you used to see. "I am right in front of you, you know" But my words are only heard when they come from her lips. Do you see me now? Mother, Children, Wife, Woman A silent prayer each night for all the things I am not, Stomach swollen, hair to my waist The glow of an expecting mother on my face. Curves, not edges, Pink, not blue. Delicate hands grasping the man who stands in my place. Do you see me now? Pants swollen, hair to my brow, Along my jaw, Down my legs, Sprouting from my toes. Do you see me now? Bulged, Buzzed, Boy Blood on my sheets, not between my legs Stained by the girl who lies in her place Fresh coat of gel and cologne, Swirls of shaving cream. Bare chest, Burning skin Twitch of an Adam's apple when breath comes short, Nervous fidgets with a tie, tick tock, "Pick me up at eight" "Treat her right" "I will sir" "Will you be my..." "You're going to be a father!" "You are the best daughter we could have asked for" ...."Son" I whispered. But you didn't hear, Please tell me Do you see me now?
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Jul 23, 2018
Jul 23, 2018 at 3:01 AM UTC
His Silent Cry
You call me She, Her, Daughter, Girl Shhhhh... You speak with a blind mouth, Look at me, see me She isn't me, Only a fantasy that you clutch till your knuckles grow pale. I am not broken, I am free But you hide behind a veil Afraid to finally let go of... Long hair, Lipstick, Lace dress You question each time I show you my truth, "Are you trying to hide your femininity?" No, my femininity is simply not my definition. Spend a day in my skin, in my cage, And don't cry when the words start to pierce you like daggers, Shhhh... Stay silent, don't worry, it's just a phase. Now do you see that "She" just doesn't make sense? You speak to me but your voice seems distant, Bouncing off of me and echoing Like I am the hollow statue of the girl you used to see. "I am right in front of you, you know" But my words are only heard when they come from her lips. Do you see me now? Mother, Children, Wife, Woman A silent prayer each night for all the things I am not, Stomach swollen, hair to my waist The glow of an expecting mother on my face. Curves, not edges, Pink, not blue. Delicate hands grasping the man who stands in my place. Do you see me now? Pants swollen, hair to my brow, Along my jaw, Down my legs, Sprouting from my toes. Do you see me now? Bulged, Buzzed, Boy Blood on my sheets, not between my legs Stained by the girl who lies in her place Fresh coat of gel and cologne, Swirls of shaving cream. Bare chest, Burning skin Twitch of an Adam's apple when breath comes short, Nervous fidgets with a tie, tick tock, "Pick me up at eight" "Treat her right" "I will sir" "Will you be my..." "You're going to be a father!" "You are the best daughter we could have asked for" ...."Son" I whispered. But you didn't hear, Please tell me Do you see me now?
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Three Minute Warning A messenger delivers A three minute warning As I lay in bed at 10:30 am (Resting in preparation for, not from, our oops, early morning hike). Breakfast will be ready in 3, Get your **** in gear or else It will be cold, I'll be mad, And you will answer to a Higher Authority. No problem cause I already know All I need is two. Splash water on my face Now I'm presentable enough to the human race, current company probably won't be happy, But I ain't telling her, are you? Shave! You crazed? It is a three day weekend, Every day a July Fourth, Celebrating freedom from the European tyranny, Of shaving smooth  every day! Splash water on my head, count with me, Five brush strokes as you can plainly see Is a classic case of overcompensating In my geling n' hair stylin' Brush my teeth, well, I hope 2 full minutes of rinsing with  CVS Green stuff, mouthwash, will have to suffice. Blast my deodorant both sides, Long and strong, wearin' now My bold blue *** husk of musk, Cause I am a very considerate fellow Who happens to really have stunk. Clean T- shirt and shorts, Yes, clean underwear too, Leaves me a whole minute to write this scribble. My flip flop noises coming down the hallway, Are the butler announcing our joint arrival, Me and my poem. Lest you think this is paean to men Another grand male boast, Be advised this ditty be writty By a man who, while no longer gritty, Just put jelly on his scrambled eggs And ketchup on his toast! Mmmmmmm there might be a poem Lurking in that too...
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May 27, 2013
May 27, 2013 at 11:50 AM UTC
Three Minute Warning (A True Story)
Three Minute Warning A messenger delivers A three minute warning As I lay in bed at 10:30 am (Resting in preparation for, not from, our oops, early morning hike). Breakfast will be ready in 3, Get your **** in gear or else It will be cold, I'll be mad, And you will answer to a Higher Authority. No problem cause I already know All I need is two. Splash water on my face Now I'm presentable enough to the human race, current company probably won't be happy, But I ain't telling her, are you? Shave! You crazed? It is a three day weekend, Every day a July Fourth, Celebrating freedom from the European tyranny, Of shaving smooth  every day! Splash water on my head, count with me, Five brush strokes as you can plainly see Is a classic case of overcompensating In my geling n' hair stylin' Brush my teeth, well, I hope 2 full minutes of rinsing with  CVS Green stuff, mouthwash, will have to suffice. Blast my deodorant both sides, Long and strong, wearin' now My bold blue *** husk of musk, Cause I am a very considerate fellow Who happens to really have stunk. Clean T- shirt and shorts, Yes, clean underwear too, Leaves me a whole minute to write this scribble. My flip flop noises coming down the hallway, Are the butler announcing our joint arrival, Me and my poem. Lest you think this is paean to men Another grand male boast, Be advised this ditty be writty By a man who, while no longer gritty, Just put jelly on his scrambled eggs And ketchup on his toast! Mmmmmmm there might be a poem Lurking in that too...
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born in illusory chains gnarled metal encrusted in my broken skin the copper colored dust of rusted steel infectiously envelopes shaving off antiquated layers of fundamentalist religion encrusted for generations unpeeled until raw an unsophisticated method unveiling ancient lodged glass shards colored with deceit brought before their court interrogated unfathomably skewered an eerie salem witch trial in modern times barbarically they shun me banished i wander aimlessly smelling the rotten decay of deceased community as splinters pierce my feet from the crooked wooden plank i walk alone now an unfathomable inner ache kindled a residue within igniting a wildfire from the darkest shadows uncontainably erupting i dance savagely naked in the orange moonlight and in every shaded edge lit my soul ablaze i am a nomad sheep ‘tho not one of their color no pasture to contain me no shepherd i can follow theological safety nets no longer there to catch me bohemian-like i plunge free falling plummeting stripped wide open magically fearlessness reverses gravitation floating untethered i soar amongst apricot tinged clouds my skin still wet from rebirth and rise with the flaming coral sun you cannot destroy me i twisted in your decrepit pencil sharpener and with fresh mettle cut through the chains that bound you can have my ego but you cannot have my soul dismantling domestication transcending limitation wildly untamed i fly ©2016janetaylor
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Jun 2, 2016
Jun 2, 2016 at 6:40 AM UTC
fly
I got this body from some people I knew, For a while, at least, And all of its shortcomings Including shortness Were presaged, previewed and More than adequately demonstrated Over the years we lived together. In the years I ignored that, listening Rather to their voices Which illustrated another prophesy less physical And am now stunned to welcome Both my Mother and Father In the shaving mirror everyday.
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Aug 4, 2014
Aug 4, 2014 at 2:48 PM UTC
I Got This Body
*Growing to a man and embracing my life. My commitment to Allah, a journey begins with no strife. Once in a lifetime, a pilgrimage to Mecca must be the end, To my commitment to my religion and forgiveness of sin. Number 7 has meaning as the journey begins. First stop Medina, as I seek out peace. Hajj station to Bath, dress in the Ihram. Praying at Masjid Nabawi, purity, equality for all. A statement of intent, I commit to all. Entry to Masjid al-Haram complex is now allowed. Circling seven times Kaaba as I pray to God. Sipping water from Zam Zam to keep the law. Walk through the hills of Safa and Marwa times seven, Where I pray seven times more. Prayers along the way to my God, At Mount Arafat then other sacred sites. Kneeling down to pray to Allah, Day and night. Sleeping the night with 5 million strong, Then rise up to stone the devil to atone, Shaving head for cleansing, showing respect for God. Sacrifice lambs to feed the poor. Onward to Mecca, back once more. Circle Kaaba, pray to my God Repeating Tawaf on each turn of seven and no more. Circle Safa, Marwa then on to Mina. On to Mecca again for more prayers to my God Enter Makkah performing Hajj, Before the faithful return to Mecca on seven then do a farewell Tawaf.*
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Jan 14, 2016
Jan 14, 2016 at 11:28 PM UTC
Journey To Mecca
I'm a soldier in the nightlight revolution I'm fighting the nightmares that haunt your dreams The monsters in your closet And the Boogeyman under your bed One outlet at a time I'm a silent alarm that vibrates your covers When older brothers come in after bed time To cover your face in shaving cream Dip your hands in popcorn bowls of warm water Or just slap you in the face Sometimes they're not that subtle I know when there is a tooth under your bed Or reindeer on your roof I've got a motion detector to keep step fathers at bay While your mother's asleep I'm his grave digger and his crypt keeper Taking his skeletons out of the closet And laying them in the middle of the floor That man won't call on you anymore I'm a hug when all you need is a handshake And a hold-you-all-night when all you need is a kiss on the cheek I don't do half-ass When things go bump in the night I bump back Never fear to close both eyes when you sleep Dream of fairy tales, Prince Charming Dream of Maid Marions Waiting for your touch Don't fear the reaper he fears me I am a soldier in the nightlight revolution Armed with so much more than illumination I crawl through the cracks in the closet door Make their shadows cast pictures of rainbows on your wall The Boogey Man runs from Chuck Norris Chuck Norris runs from me Please rest easy Let the night take you for all it has to offer Through star lit skies and rain filled clouds on magic carpets rides Ocean floors and clown fish in little yellow submarines Rain forests with koalas and parrots and panda bears Son never fear for what the night brings near The nightlight revolution is here Throw your dream catcher away I will hand craft each one Take the lavender out of the window sill Don't leave the door cracked You've got me I'm here We're all here Soldiers of the nightlight revolution And we will not sleep til you're awake
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Feb 24, 2010
Feb 24, 2010 at 2:17 PM UTC
The Nightlight Revolution
I'm a soldier in the nightlight revolution I'm fighting the nightmares that haunt your dreams The monsters in your closet And the Boogeyman under your bed One outlet at a time I'm a silent alarm that vibrates your covers When older brothers come in after bed time To cover your face in shaving cream Dip your hands in popcorn bowls of warm water Or just slap you in the face Sometimes they're not that subtle I know when there is a tooth under your bed Or reindeer on your roof I've got a motion detector to keep step fathers at bay While your mother's asleep I'm his grave digger and his crypt keeper Taking his skeletons out of the closet And laying them in the middle of the floor That man won't call on you anymore I'm a hug when all you need is a handshake And a hold-you-all-night when all you need is a kiss on the cheek I don't do half-ass When things go bump in the night I bump back Never fear to close both eyes when you sleep Dream of fairy tales, Prince Charming Dream of Maid Marions Waiting for your touch Don't fear the reaper he fears me I am a soldier in the nightlight revolution Armed with so much more than illumination I crawl through the cracks in the closet door Make their shadows cast pictures of rainbows on your wall The Boogey Man runs from Chuck Norris Chuck Norris runs from me Please rest easy Let the night take you for all it has to offer Through star lit skies and rain filled clouds on magic carpets rides Ocean floors and clown fish in little yellow submarines Rain forests with koalas and parrots and panda bears Son never fear for what the night brings near The nightlight revolution is here Throw your dream catcher away I will hand craft each one Take the lavender out of the window sill Don't leave the door cracked You've got me I'm here We're all here Soldiers of the nightlight revolution And we will not sleep til you're awake
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"And in a funny way, the shaving of my, uh, head has been a liberation from, uh, a lot of, uh, stupid vanities really. Uh, it has simplified everything for me, it has opened a lot of doors maybe." - Stephen Malkmus, Jo Jo's Jacket the first layer of skin i shed was the bra rid of the foreign metal sculptor producing a deep rift between skin my third eye, swallowing gazes rid of my **** , my ***** , my rack replaced with sacks of fat and nerve and milk ducts hanging, existing, for no one else not even myself the second layer of skin was the painting of the face the concealing and erasing of imperfections, the lines of laughter of sorrow of life redirecting attention and importance to the bow and symmetry of the lip no longer did i have to put myself on in the morning i woke up as i was, as i needed to be, bare and uninhibited my skin now breathed, and for no one else not even myself and then i grew another layer of skin, made of dank tangles to protect my age, i stopped shaving the years i'd walked this earth, shedding my womanhood the skin grew to my armpits, little tufts of sweaty, odorous mother nature dozing in a fleshy convex nest and to my legs, were the tangles wrapped around my ankles preventing the spreading of the legs for every life for not every life wanted what was not tame and what was not tame no longer wanted to be. my body did not conform, for it was not brought into this world to be consumed for the pleasure of others it exists for no one else, not even myself and as i was engulfed in this hairy wonder of my own body i shed the last layer, the shaving of the head my brain, my being breathed porous and exposed vulnerable to weather and whispers but i was all at once naked and calm, having finally peeled away the layers of ***** over-sexualization and constrained femininity that had molded this meat sack that serves me, a bundle of circuitry and solution balancing and bobbing on the neck for i exist for no one else, only myself
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Aug 17, 2018
Aug 17, 2018 at 10:48 AM UTC
Mae Mae's Jacket
"And in a funny way, the shaving of my, uh, head has been a liberation from, uh, a lot of, uh, stupid vanities really. Uh, it has simplified everything for me, it has opened a lot of doors maybe." - Stephen Malkmus, Jo Jo's Jacket the first layer of skin i shed was the bra rid of the foreign metal sculptor producing a deep rift between skin my third eye, swallowing gazes rid of my **** , my ***** , my rack replaced with sacks of fat and nerve and milk ducts hanging, existing, for no one else not even myself the second layer of skin was the painting of the face the concealing and erasing of imperfections, the lines of laughter of sorrow of life redirecting attention and importance to the bow and symmetry of the lip no longer did i have to put myself on in the morning i woke up as i was, as i needed to be, bare and uninhibited my skin now breathed, and for no one else not even myself and then i grew another layer of skin, made of dank tangles to protect my age, i stopped shaving the years i'd walked this earth, shedding my womanhood the skin grew to my armpits, little tufts of sweaty, odorous mother nature dozing in a fleshy convex nest and to my legs, were the tangles wrapped around my ankles preventing the spreading of the legs for every life for not every life wanted what was not tame and what was not tame no longer wanted to be. my body did not conform, for it was not brought into this world to be consumed for the pleasure of others it exists for no one else, not even myself and as i was engulfed in this hairy wonder of my own body i shed the last layer, the shaving of the head my brain, my being breathed porous and exposed vulnerable to weather and whispers but i was all at once naked and calm, having finally peeled away the layers of ***** over-sexualization and constrained femininity that had molded this meat sack that serves me, a bundle of circuitry and solution balancing and bobbing on the neck for i exist for no one else, only myself
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I feel you, I really do. Guess what my father wasn't there too, a bunch  of substitutes but no one solid. A bunch of institutes couldn't give me solace. You'll wonder about fishing and camping trips too. You'll wonder about shaving or using a tool. You'll learn from your friends some of the above, then you'll learn on your own and feel so unloved. You'll get into trouble and a couple of fights, you're living and learning its the way of life. No worries though, I'm here to tell you, If you give it you're best they'll see the value. So don't fret my boy for I am you, keep faith stay strong and you'll make it through.-JS
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Sep 2, 2015
Sep 2, 2015 at 5:52 PM UTC
̄\(o_o)/ ̄ To the fatherless ̄\(o_o)/ ̄
I got sick of shaving Every day So I started growing a beard For a while, it was technically stubble But now it would make William T. Riker proud Or at least smile and nod in approval At the effort I bought a beard trimmer at Walgreens And I trimmed that ***** Made it nice and even But it itches a lot So I have to use dandruff shampoo on it when I can I get compliments on it From my mom and my brother Whose beard should belong to a Canadian lumberjack (Not my mom, my brother) I love this beard But I still get the urge to shave it completely And return to baby-face
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Mar 14, 2015
Mar 14, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC
Beard Growing
Growing to a man and embracing my life. My commitment to Allah, a journey begins with no strife. Once in a life time, a pilgrimage to Mecca must be the end, To my commitment to my religion and forgiveness of sin. Number 7 has meaning as the journey begins. First stop Medina, as I seek out peace. Hajj station to Bath and dress in the Ihram. Praying at Masjid Nabawi, purity, equality for all. A statement of intent, I commit to all. Entry to Masjid al Haram complex is now allowed. Circling seven times Kaaba as I pray to God. Sipping water from Zam Zam to keep the law. Walk through the hills of Safa and Marwa times seven, Where I pray seven times more. Prayers along the way to my God, At Mount Arafat and other sacred sites. Kneeling down to pray to Allah, Day and night. Sleeping the night with 5 million strong, Then rise up to stone the devil to atone, Shaving head for cleansing, showing respect for God. Sacrifice lambs to feed the poor. Onward to Mecca and back once more. Circle Kaaba and pray to my God Repeating Tawaf on each turn of seven and no more. Circle Safa, Marwa and on to Mina. Then to Mecca again for more prayers to my God Enter Makkah performing Hajj, Before the faithful return to Mecca on seven and do a farewell Tawaf.
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Jul 9, 2015
Jul 9, 2015 at 8:31 PM UTC
Journey to Mecca
Drinking my tea Without sugar- No difference. The sparrow ***** upside down --ah! my brain & eggs Mayan head in a Pacific driftwood bole --Someday I'll live in N.Y. Looking over my shoulder my behind was covered with cherry blossoms. Winter Haiku I didn't know the names of the flowers--now my garden is gone. I slapped the mosquito and missed. What made me do that? Reading haiku I am unhappy, longing for the Nameless. A frog floating in the drugstore jar: summer rain on grey pavements. (after Shiki) On the porch in my shorts; auto lights in the rain. Another year has past-the world is no different. The first thing I looked for in my old garden was The Cherry Tree. My old desk: the first thing I looked for in my house. My early journal: the first thing I found in my old desk. My mother's ghost: the first thing I found in the living room. I quit shaving but the eyes that glanced at me remained in the mirror. The madman emerges from the movies: the street at lunchtime. Cities of boys are in their graves, and in this town... Lying on my side in the void: the breath in my nose. On the fifteenth floor the dog chews a bone- Screech of taxicabs. A hardon in New York, a boy in San Fransisco. The moon over the roof, worms in the garden. I rent this house. [Haiku composed in the backyard cottage at 1624 Milvia Street, Berkeley 1955, while reading R.H. Blyth's 4 volumes, "Haiku."]
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Haiku (Never Published)
First Love is funny Like a burning ring We all fell into it once Memories Memories Time ago Young in age Tender in heart Just like in the garden I wanted to touch the apple Just the next street Yet my bath must be long Had no real beard Wonder what I was shaving Armpit cleaned like a desert Nails cut to shape Memories Memories Shirt ironed repeatedly Trousers checked for unseen tears Day before Only shoe shined to new. Hair line brought to shape By my mum used tiger razor Memories Memories Vasselin on my face Power on my neck Perfumed ear To make complete Memories Memories Mirror Mirror How do I look Turning Turning Looking Looking The boy must be perfect To met his presumed perfect girl With a novel in hand A nappe in the other The boy good to go Certified by my coach Unseen shadow accomplices Bold and calm Queens and polished coach gave order Tell her she is not beautiful But pretty Tell her she is not a girl But an angel Tell her she is not now But the future Whistle blown I marched forward Be calm be calm My shadow kept saying Target in sight Worrior on the March Memories Memories At the junction of battle Without rain Was covered in sweat Had a quick look backward My shadow had disappeared queens refused to be fluent words of love had flew away Smiling was i Cleaning my sweat Opening my novel able to ask for her note Last assignment of Saturday We don't school on Saturday Memories Memories Prayed for rapture Even though I new will end in hell Any other thing My hunted asked No! no!! no!!! The hunter said Hunted standing Hunter running Memories Memories Now in a corner Waiting for my scar to heal ****** up my coach said Thanking God I came alive Even when the battle was lost Memories Memories Love is like a burning ring We all fell into it once Memories Memories And Memories
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Jul 2, 2020
Jul 2, 2020 at 8:45 PM UTC
Learning to crawl
First Love is funny Like a burning ring We all fell into it once Memories Memories Time ago Young in age Tender in heart Just like in the garden I wanted to touch the apple Just the next street Yet my bath must be long Had no real beard Wonder what I was shaving Armpit cleaned like a desert Nails cut to shape Memories Memories Shirt ironed repeatedly Trousers checked for unseen tears Day before Only shoe shined to new. Hair line brought to shape By my mum used tiger razor Memories Memories Vasselin on my face Power on my neck Perfumed ear To make complete Memories Memories Mirror Mirror How do I look Turning Turning Looking Looking The boy must be perfect To met his presumed perfect girl With a novel in hand A nappe in the other The boy good to go Certified by my coach Unseen shadow accomplices Bold and calm Queens and polished coach gave order Tell her she is not beautiful But pretty Tell her she is not a girl But an angel Tell her she is not now But the future Whistle blown I marched forward Be calm be calm My shadow kept saying Target in sight Worrior on the March Memories Memories At the junction of battle Without rain Was covered in sweat Had a quick look backward My shadow had disappeared queens refused to be fluent words of love had flew away Smiling was i Cleaning my sweat Opening my novel able to ask for her note Last assignment of Saturday We don't school on Saturday Memories Memories Prayed for rapture Even though I new will end in hell Any other thing My hunted asked No! no!! no!!! The hunter said Hunted standing Hunter running Memories Memories Now in a corner Waiting for my scar to heal ****** up my coach said Thanking God I came alive Even when the battle was lost Memories Memories Love is like a burning ring We all fell into it once Memories Memories And Memories
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and if i stop, i'll miss the little things: shaving my legs when i know you're coming over and not drinking coffee because you don't like the taste of it on my tongue. i'll miss running out to your car with my shoes in my hand, the very last goodnight kiss that's always sweetest. i'll miss lying to my parents about traffic and weather when we were right around the curve of the road, stealing kisses. i'll miss when you don't shave because you know i like your scruffy boy-stubble when you touch my face without speaking when your actions are louder than words. i'll miss your sweetness i'll miss your puckish sincerity i'll miss you. i'll miss your hands your tongue and your lips on my cheek. i'll miss you kissing each one of my fingers. i'll miss our secret handshakes, our inside jokes, our petty fights. i'll miss our song. i'll miss our arguments about the beatles' breakup, our railings against religious institutions our speaking of souls. and so what i'm proposing, from me to you, girl to boy and heart to heart, is that you don't stop loving me, and i won't stop loving you.
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Jul 29, 2012
Jul 29, 2012 at 10:31 PM UTC
basically i love you
An Amish elder named Mullet, And some of his ****** clan, bore hatred deep in their gullets for their Amish fellow man. ****** seemed out of the question, It’s rare among Amish, folks say, (It may be that a horse and a carriage doesn’t make for a quick getaway.) So Mullet and some of his minions Invented a new sort of crime: Shaving their bearded opponents one Amish man at a time. Losing one’s beard among Amish- A disgrace before God, it’s been said. Mullet spared no woman either choping the hair from their heads. His victims are speechless with anger, denuded of both beards and hair. Leave it to someone named “Mullet” To offend using a Barber’s chair. Mullet’s in Federal custody; charged with a crime, not a sin. He refuses to answer the charges By the hair of his chinny chin chin.
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Sep 9, 2012
Sep 9, 2012 at 8:29 PM UTC
An Amish Hate Crime
the barber and the bald man and the ubiquitous philosopher are travelling in ancient Rome Here below the tree at night they rest and take turns to keep an eye on their luggage Now it is the turn of the barber to keep watch and he gets bored and he takes out his shaving kit and he gives the sleeping philosopher a free shave, so now you have two bald men And now it’s the philosopher’s watch and he wakes up and he feels his smooth head and he muses to himself: *“That stupid barber! He has woken up the bald man instead of waking up the philosopher!”*
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Oct 15, 2012
Oct 15, 2012 at 7:29 AM UTC
a barber, a bald man, and a philosopher
shaved my head again last night, watched empire records and saw deb and shaved my head again last night. ate spaghetti, my best friend got into college my best friend got into college and we ate spaghetti and shaved my head again we shaved my head again cause we watched empire records and i saw deb and i saw deb shave her head and i thought that looks awesome so we ate spaghetti and she got into college, she’s already in college but she got into a different college so i made her spaghetti and we watched empire records and we watched empire records and ate spaghetti and she shaved my head cause we watched empire records and now she’s going to college a different college she’s already in college she’s going to a different college i didn’t text that dude i didn’t text that dude, and he didnt text me i saw his girlfriend on instagram his girlfriend posted on instagram and i saw it a picture of that dude i was maybe going to text him i was maybe going to text him but then i saw his girlfriend on instagram i saw his girlfriend his girlfriend posted on instagram a picture of that dude so i didn’t text that dude cause i saw his girlfriend i woke up and my cats were on me and my arm was asleep my arm was asleep my arm was asleep cause my cats were on me my cats, both of them, two of them, my cats were on it, one of them, one of my arms, both of my cats both of my cats were on one of my arms
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Dec 12, 2018
Dec 12, 2018 at 3:17 PM UTC
shaving my head shaving my h-h-head
We wwirl and bow under roof tops and into metal shaving mirriors. I found in me tiny peices in love to humankind. New words new foundations lauph with ground breaking earth worms. We were slugs inching towards nine slimy hearts. Cut us down and we will give you one example one reason you are still yarn weaving through needle fused claws. Write four lines inside a tigers stripes. Give bees the chance to **** with kindness. Let us prove one changes into every universal creation to form another mothers spitt into faces and thumbs. This is proof we are one to eachother.
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Oct 6, 2013
Oct 6, 2013 at 5:43 AM UTC
Atoms
I envy the stylish model her styrofoam perfect ******* those legs that never need shaving the sweet smile that needs no rest the hair that’s always behaving the pose that teasingly arrests she’s a icon of current fashion a flower neatly pressed but no love will ever find her no one cares if she’s undressed she’ll never accomplish anything never mind - I’m not impressed
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Dec 3, 2021
Dec 3, 2021 at 6:17 AM UTC
mannequin
l{one}l{I}ness hurts like one e   m   p   t   y cup of coffee while another sits cold in the late afternoon light full and a little bitter like your stomach it stings like too much wine -- or ***** against chapped lips at 10:45p.m. finding a ****** wrapper under your bed of trapped in the corners of your sheets or cigarette cherries falling onto fuzzy knee caps while Johny Cash sings you into drunken sleep al{one} at 11:30 p.m. it throbs like heads and unanswered text messages and bruises on your knees the day after blinking dizzily into grey-morning-afternoon-night waking up in a single bed when the fires have gone out makeup is smeared and you realize you forgot to put on socks it feels like that look on your face when calls go unanswered and pretty lingerie makes your skin look bruised when a dress meant for a party lies crumpled in the corner of your bed or your bathroom damp and wrinkled from showers taken at 3.am. to burn out the lonely that clings like your hands in his when you stop being alone or like perfume on a black tee-shirt that you borrowed months ago it is comforting like cheap coffee and relaxed smiles of an entire box of off-brand reeses cocoa puffs with almond milk of the taste of peach cigarillos it is sweet like sweet red and dark chocolate on a tuesday night when you are in your underwear or like listening to sad music while shaving your legs and buying a bottle of nail polish because of the pun in the name on its bottom it is also addicting like the smell of their sweat or seeing their car parked at the gas station and holding your breath to see them or counting the ******* band stickers on their bumper to the beats of your heart untill the lights turn green it is like listening to ingrid michaelson in a cold car or sitting in a cheap orange chair in a coffeeshop by yourself. it is like drinking a bottle of wine before 5 p.m. or watching the sun rise over naked january trees when you haven't slept the night before or the night before that or the night before or the night before
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Feb 2, 2013
Feb 2, 2013 at 2:55 PM UTC
insomnia
l{one}l{I}ness hurts like one e   m   p   t   y cup of coffee while another sits cold in the late afternoon light full and a little bitter like your stomach it stings like too much wine -- or ***** against chapped lips at 10:45p.m. finding a ****** wrapper under your bed of trapped in the corners of your sheets or cigarette cherries falling onto fuzzy knee caps while Johny Cash sings you into drunken sleep al{one} at 11:30 p.m. it throbs like heads and unanswered text messages and bruises on your knees the day after blinking dizzily into grey-morning-afternoon-night waking up in a single bed when the fires have gone out makeup is smeared and you realize you forgot to put on socks it feels like that look on your face when calls go unanswered and pretty lingerie makes your skin look bruised when a dress meant for a party lies crumpled in the corner of your bed or your bathroom damp and wrinkled from showers taken at 3.am. to burn out the lonely that clings like your hands in his when you stop being alone or like perfume on a black tee-shirt that you borrowed months ago it is comforting like cheap coffee and relaxed smiles of an entire box of off-brand reeses cocoa puffs with almond milk of the taste of peach cigarillos it is sweet like sweet red and dark chocolate on a tuesday night when you are in your underwear or like listening to sad music while shaving your legs and buying a bottle of nail polish because of the pun in the name on its bottom it is also addicting like the smell of their sweat or seeing their car parked at the gas station and holding your breath to see them or counting the ******* band stickers on their bumper to the beats of your heart untill the lights turn green it is like listening to ingrid michaelson in a cold car or sitting in a cheap orange chair in a coffeeshop by yourself. it is like drinking a bottle of wine before 5 p.m. or watching the sun rise over naked january trees when you haven't slept the night before or the night before that or the night before or the night before
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She had her own signature scent, A lasting aroma, that lingers in every corner of her home As the strong winds picked up the scent, and move it quite a distance. She carefully prepare the mixture from the earth Cuss ,kuss grass, Jasmine, rose buds and roots, Before she prepare the mixtures with that special touch Like a fine wine from the winery, “One more drop of Rosemary oil, she would say This would make the scent last for eternity, Old Granddad he would make silly jokes, His word usages, madam chemist, a witch with a spoon, But in the end, she would always made a special potion for him We would carefully select the flaky mahogany woods shaving, with combinations of fresh vanilla leaves with extracting oil with oils Those homemade perfumes from flowers had lots of potential. Granddad hand craft the wooded bottle stoppers with his chisel, It was a joy to watch, the old Irish typhoon working and smoking his pipe Old Alan baffler was Nana nickname for him She would scold and speak harshly to us for touching the those colorful luring bottles “Don’t open those bottles, you malicious children Else a witch would appear: She would often say, For me, my nana was an old chemist, with old decade’s wooden sticks. Preparing the mixtures like a fine wine, I am forever grateful for those memories I should have follow in her footsteps, Her secret potions, her gift, Is worth millions of dollars today Looking back on yesteryears , good parenting and good memories
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Oct 6, 2015
Oct 6, 2015 at 8:48 AM UTC
Grandmother’s Perfumes Bottles
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She had her own signature scent, A lasting aroma, that lingers in every corner of her home As the strong winds picked up the scent, and move it quite a distance. She carefully prepare the mixture from the earth Cuss ,kuss grass, Jasmine, rose buds and roots, Before she prepare the mixtures with that special touch Like a fine wine from the winery, “One more drop of Rosemary oil, she would say This would make the scent last for eternity, Old Granddad he would make silly jokes, His word usages, madam chemist, a witch with a spoon, But in the end, she would always made a special potion for him We would carefully select the flaky mahogany woods shaving, with combinations of fresh vanilla leaves with extracting oil with oils Those homemade perfumes from flowers had lots of potential. Granddad hand craft the wooded bottle stoppers with his chisel, It was a joy to watch, the old Irish typhoon working and smoking his pipe Old Alan baffler was Nana nickname for him She would scold and speak harshly to us for touching the those colorful luring bottles “Don’t open those bottles, you malicious children Else a witch would appear: She would often say, For me, my nana was an old chemist, with old decade’s wooden sticks. Preparing the mixtures like a fine wine, I am forever grateful for those memories I should have follow in her footsteps, Her secret potions, her gift, Is worth millions of dollars today Looking back on yesteryears , good parenting and good memories
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THIS is what love is. banana bubblegum and magnetic poetry the crickets on my front porch at three in the morning making origami cranes out of butcher paper even when I forget whether it's mountain fold or valley fold and my crane turns out looking like a seamonkey in a blender wildflowers! striped button-down shirts and plastic dinosaurs singing Juanes at the top of our lungs (Gah, you know I can't speak Spanish.) laughing at the serious parts in movies having the patience for when the words don't come out and I have to stop and think (for a very long time) and half the time it doesn't make sense anyway. impromptu dance sessions on the side of the road doors flung open, radio up chocolate chip pancakes out-of-town adventures mailboxes. LOTS. balcony raves with lots of glowsticks and let me borrow that top! just letting me sleeeeeeep the smell of new pointe shoes of New Orleans of bluebonnets telling me when I look awful (please) making me eat things that I don't like SNUGGLEBUNNY TIME drive-thru people who hate our guts That's What She Said's. praising Buddha naked dysfunctional kites paying in change at Chicken Express late night phone conversations when I sound drunk (but I'm not, I'm tired. I just would rather talk to you than sleep.) silence. cupcakes, uniform closets not shaving our legs in the winter shadow puppets, rap songs, Slumdog Millionaire making once-in-a-lifetime faces looks that speak oceans pecan pralines and symphony orchestras you'll never play with again but for that night you're family and you'll never forget it. matches (aren't always for candles) thousands upon thousands of candids and the not-so-candids saving kisses in your pocket for later Neverland, Disneyland, cats yellow dresses and stage make-up watermelon Jolly Ranchers saying my name like it's wrapped in blankets and knowing that even though I don't say it as much as I should: I do.
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Apr 27, 2010
Apr 27, 2010 at 1:51 PM UTC
Love is.
THIS is what love is. banana bubblegum and magnetic poetry the crickets on my front porch at three in the morning making origami cranes out of butcher paper even when I forget whether it's mountain fold or valley fold and my crane turns out looking like a seamonkey in a blender wildflowers! striped button-down shirts and plastic dinosaurs singing Juanes at the top of our lungs (Gah, you know I can't speak Spanish.) laughing at the serious parts in movies having the patience for when the words don't come out and I have to stop and think (for a very long time) and half the time it doesn't make sense anyway. impromptu dance sessions on the side of the road doors flung open, radio up chocolate chip pancakes out-of-town adventures mailboxes. LOTS. balcony raves with lots of glowsticks and let me borrow that top! just letting me sleeeeeeep the smell of new pointe shoes of New Orleans of bluebonnets telling me when I look awful (please) making me eat things that I don't like SNUGGLEBUNNY TIME drive-thru people who hate our guts That's What She Said's. praising Buddha naked dysfunctional kites paying in change at Chicken Express late night phone conversations when I sound drunk (but I'm not, I'm tired. I just would rather talk to you than sleep.) silence. cupcakes, uniform closets not shaving our legs in the winter shadow puppets, rap songs, Slumdog Millionaire making once-in-a-lifetime faces looks that speak oceans pecan pralines and symphony orchestras you'll never play with again but for that night you're family and you'll never forget it. matches (aren't always for candles) thousands upon thousands of candids and the not-so-candids saving kisses in your pocket for later Neverland, Disneyland, cats yellow dresses and stage make-up watermelon Jolly Ranchers saying my name like it's wrapped in blankets and knowing that even though I don't say it as much as I should: I do.
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railroad yard in San Jose I wandered desolate in front of a tank factory and sat on a bench near the switchman's shack. A flower lay on the hay on the asphalt highway --the dread hay flower I thought--It had a brittle black stem and corolla of yellowish ***** spikes like Jesus' inchlong crown, and a soiled dry center cotton tuft like a used shaving brush that's been lying under the garage for a year. Yellow, yellow flower, and flower of industry, tough spiky ugly flower, flower nonetheless, with the form of the great yellow Rose in your brain! This is the flower of the World. San Jose, 1954
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