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"senioritas" poems
I wondered the desert a lone luchador exiled from his home country . I missed many things . A warm bed to romance my many senioritas and a hot tub to enjoy underwater exploration . The great dictator had banished ******** to wonder the dessert . All because of the lack of a green card . He was a evil man with orange hair and a small ***** but a man who understood sometimes you simply had to grab life by the ***** . I admired that . Although being a outcast in this desert made me wish I could challenge him to a no holds barred double *********** match . Wear I would wrestle him.into submission . I thought to myself ******** how can you allow this old lesbian to defeat you? I decided to turn back and march myself to Washington for i was a man amongst many oiled and **** . I tweaked my ******* and called across the desert . Well actually I just called a uber.  I was off to challenge my opponent to a true battle of mono e mono . A great debate on public access television . For I ******** was going to run for president of the untied states . I would change many things . Making all drugs legal allowing free trade with Canada and finally allowing there people to cross freely into are country . I would of course build the wall around New Jersey so no more terrible reality television shows could be produced . I would issue all people knives and guns and make all vegans leave taking there ****** food with them. I would also close all schools so as to prevent shootings and allow television to teach all the children what needed to know. I would make ****** harassment punishable by spanking . And I would make minimum wage a hundred pesos a hour . I would rise to the level of other great presidents like Orson Wells and Elvis Presley.  Ole Ole Ole . A vote for ******** is a vote for ******** what else do you think it is sugar britches .
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Mar 27, 2018
Mar 27, 2018 at 4:39 PM UTC
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******** For President
I wondered the desert a lone luchador exiled from his home country . I missed many things . A warm bed to romance my many senioritas and a hot tub to enjoy underwater exploration . The great dictator had banished ******** to wonder the dessert . All because of the lack of a green card . He was a evil man with orange hair and a small ***** but a man who understood sometimes you simply had to grab life by the ***** . I admired that . Although being a outcast in this desert made me wish I could challenge him to a no holds barred double *********** match . Wear I would wrestle him.into submission . I thought to myself ******** how can you allow this old lesbian to defeat you? I decided to turn back and march myself to Washington for i was a man amongst many oiled and **** . I tweaked my ******* and called across the desert . Well actually I just called a uber.  I was off to challenge my opponent to a true battle of mono e mono . A great debate on public access television . For I ******** was going to run for president of the untied states . I would change many things . Making all drugs legal allowing free trade with Canada and finally allowing there people to cross freely into are country . I would of course build the wall around New Jersey so no more terrible reality television shows could be produced . I would issue all people knives and guns and make all vegans leave taking there ****** food with them. I would also close all schools so as to prevent shootings and allow television to teach all the children what needed to know. I would make ****** harassment punishable by spanking . And I would make minimum wage a hundred pesos a hour . I would rise to the level of other great presidents like Orson Wells and Elvis Presley.  Ole Ole Ole . A vote for ******** is a vote for ******** what else do you think it is sugar britches .
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