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equitube May 2019
On the south side of kelso if it's there that ya choose to go
Well if its there ya go then ya just gotta know bout a man named tweaker joe
Now tweaker, he's a scrapper and if ya go down on his door
Don't you worry about wakin him up. He aint slept since 74
Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe
The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso
Weirder than a three toed frog
Stranger than a five eared dog

Now tweaker hes a scrapper and he likes his shiny things
And he likes to see what fun he has by the chaos that he brings
He got a custom BMX bike with a flashlight on the grill. He got 32 lb of brass in his pack, he got a dope bag in his shoe.

Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe
The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso
Weirder than a three toed frog
Stranger than s five eared dog


NOW Friday bout a week ago Tweaker scrappin cars. But at the end of the alley sat a cop named Thurman and ooh dat cop looked ******

Well he cast his light upon joe cuz Thurman had a plan
Tweaker joe learned a lesson bout messin with a future Sherriff man


Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe
The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso
Weirder than a three toed frog
Stranger than s five eared dog


Well the 2 men took to runnin and hes dragged down to the jail
Joey looked like a wrung out tweaker with a couple of teeth left

Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe
The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso
Weirder than a three toed frog
Stranger than s five eared dog

Well he's weird, weird tweaker joe
The weirdest tweaker in South Kelso
Weirder than a three toed frog
Stranger than s five eared dog
This is quite regional to South Kelso WA but it's funny. I premiered it at karaoke last night but forgot a newly written verse
From the slums and crumbs a knuckle head acting dumb
Succumb to the worlds sinister ways and these days
Fools quick to spray words a verbal arsenal take it personal flashin' pistols
Now another funerals laid cops paid
To do the same thing the hood doing to us
Design for us to die fast and in a hurry bury by drains I'm talkin' Curry deep range thoughts circling as swang in my woodgrain
Steering wheel now tell can me can ya feel the Southside the real
-'ist poets ain't made for rest so test if ya want watch the pain come and haunt
Shatterin' your every move y'all don't wanna duel
Still playin' the hearts of madness yo they stay fools
I play a mule nice but come off cruel
Keep it smoother than a jazz solo
Oh no take another puff of the cocoa so...


Adjust my crown at the top far from a slop
Enemies get the casket prop it don't stop
Rhymes drop keep it movin' like it's hot
Too touch flows I crutch choose women like Hutch
Ya know I'm finna clutch
Victory it ain't a mystery so many haters gall after me cuz I **** em easily
Rollin' rillaz and hang with killaz scrappin' for scrillaz
Skipped school to hang with the local dealers feelin' iller
Than the next man knockin' any **** and who can?
Stop the south side for running and gunning
We'll still keep hunting so keep stunting
Alberta stand up we mobbin' up black Caesar style
Problem child since I seen the devil's smile
Problems pile check my style
Killer rhymes like Mike I'll make ta fadeway once the words I say
Is laid to a track
The man in black with that mack attack so all ya hataz sit back
Yo its an invitation to your own assassination
Becoming a new creation from gun cremation
Tried playing a mason I'm layin' number ones
Platinum plus albums only dumbs succumb
To the beat of the drum scrappin' for crumbs
Born a magnet to magnifecience
Defiant to failures residence keep the tense
Til y'all jaw's clenched and penched
Every last one of ya nerves observe the curves reserved
From my barbwire flows enterin' ya mental formin' portals
Swarms out my black thought couldn't be bought
Even at the highest bid all over the grids
You'll Feel these assassin plated blues ya dig break up
gigs
Its Hard to move with a red painted wig
Im final destination mystery solved to the unfinished pyramid
Of Giza please believe tha I'm greasin' Sheebas
Dark skinned queens taste it once became addicted like a fiend
Saw nothing but green lights focused sights
Brighten my opticals on promos way pass the radios cosmo
Supreme being over the those recycling as pros
My gun range sick slicker than John Wick
Rap clowns must be magicians
Tryna play skillz  old school tricks


Fools tried to diss it ended up missin' it
From the verbal ****** raw and riper
Time to pay the piper yo whos hyper
Iller man with the Wu clan can't none stand
Against the shadow figures see the picture
I paint kin to the boondocks saints
Two to the back execution style
**** all problems with an evil smile
Joker's mentality bashin' reality
Its the age of chaos im Kronos
Black rhinoceros straight comin' to bust
From all types of weaponry til ya end up as dust
Skull and bones fly as a drone prone
Still tryna attack my clones a rolling stone
Had to a be man cuz papa wasn't home
Where ever I laid my jimmy hat imagine that
Girls gotta neck brace with a broken back
Two hits to the **** and she ******' cracked
Collapse mastered the laps of a merry-go
There he go comin' with a ****** flow
No control from blow for blow they don't wanna go
Eight million and one rounds with the great one
State one
Emcee who can match these pedigrees
Layin' toxic lyrics so it's bound to be a fatality
Used to scrappin' for crumbs of kingdom slums but dumb dumbs
To stupid to see how they numb our brains
Endure pain begins a migraine stains
Left all over the earth for what's its worth
I'm tryna avoid gospels of hard concave shells
Hallow points to anoint my joints see points
I made sweet glasshouse rocking shades
Watch for my pocket blades serenade we paid
Haters mad cuz they girls wanna get laid
Ya bills up cold corrupt erupt the
Diamond in the rough thief's  come humble
But don't wanna rumble I the jungle
Hard to break the struggles tied to the ghetto
Used think hardest thoughts on the pillow
Talking amongst the gods about the odds
Getting even Stevens hard to believe in
These lies folding then unfolding scolding
My opponents with proper positions
Focus my ambitions still wishin'
Upon a star see me gas the cars moon rockets
Twist it like socket open my third eye prophet
Never forget where my first head laid off to rest
Under the moon crest hustling just to get rich...


Since Nas said lifes a ***** with an unhealed stitch
I'm sittin' at the judges bench eternal clench
Game recognize game all haters the same lames
Love to floss names gotta bad dame tamed
Put her in the flames watch her burn others fame
No shame in my queens carribeans I claim
Illuminati just want my body
To up they shipping sales of fearin' fairytale
Broke from the stale wells put forth my own will
Destiny was the closet chick to me plus she
Made a way for us to escape off in the windy
city shows no pity to those hiddin' false witty
button mouths like hello city shout out to the committee
keep me posted far from toasted boasted
Never only to myself guard my wealth my health
sitting good chillin' in the dogwoods
Blazin' stashed blackwood's with burning woods
Mesquite massaged my ladies feet repeat
Life's a recorder soon to see the ending reporter
Deaths has patience but reality a choice of hesitance scared to go the distance

— The End —