Personally I like global warming
Because maybe from the top of a water tower
Ohioans could see the Atlantic instead of rush hour.
If the earth got too warm
Schools would have sun days
And I could read books I never get to from the shade.
And I really like the idea of palm trees in Columbus
Of tan lines, of tourists, of tropical drinks
And nights spent at Scioto beach.
I wouldn’t call it a disaster
Or claim the world is spinning out of control
There’s just gonna be more sunny days in O-hi-o.
