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"saucy" poems
Water lilies, libidinous lover boys, on the sly circles her naked body, impertinently while she unaware of this, swim and play in her water-crazy, noisy country girl self in this enclosure of ***** pines wildly in bloom, She's happy for being shielded from prying looks of rowdy village boys, adept in disrobing her with their eyes    Enamored, the lilies, white, blue and purple inebriated all, by drinking the nubile beauty limitless all along,under the  level of water and above, breached all the reserves, ahamelessly sevoured her saucy proximity til she left when the dusk, shed saffron all over.         Yet in her innocence she would think, "Poor darlings,how much did they suffer, as I splashed and broke the calm of the pond all evening"
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Feb 27, 2015
Feb 27, 2015 at 11:38 AM UTC
A nymph among water lilies
Bunga Bunga everywhere, a powerful man with silly hair seduced a girl too young and scared, was married too but didn’t care. Corrupt and feared! Bunga Bunga sounds like fun, a swimming pool and saucy sun, an Egyptian that was on the run Or, under-aged Morocun Who ****** the boss! Bunga Bunga ***** and ***** coffles of women to choose and buy and grab and ride and use, with confidence and so much to lose, but why didn’t he lose? Why didn’t he lose when it was on the news and hundreds of thousands of people accused   him of scandal and incompetence? He never revealed his conscience or any remorse for play boy antics so far removed from his pedantic stereotype as a political leader, more like a ****** wheeler dealer, pervy old ***** geezer, over cologned, greasy, heavy breather; machinating falsifier; misogynistic ********** He prized a Ruby above the rest. Bunga bunga, what a pest... she leaked his private fetish fest; poor Silvio, he tried his best to hide the bribes and bets and ****** and drugs and threats but never could care what was right and what was fair. Could only care about the colour of his **** hair.
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May 8, 2018
May 8, 2018 at 11:45 AM UTC
Berlusconi
"Slay the beast! Salty, sassy and saucy." -Lindsay the only person who slays better than me
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Mar 1, 2016
Mar 1, 2016 at 10:57 AM UTC
"Oh My God Lindsay!"
You know how the Lorax spoke for the trees? I feel the need to speak for my four-year-old niece. Not because she can't speak -- she can and rarely stops once she starts -- but because there are certain concepts time has yet to grant her. So until time does, I got you covered, Lucy. Mommy, you call it the "poetry" of a child's sleep, ohh 'n ahh, she's so, so sweet, I call it child's "pose." Not the yoga neither. I'm posing and rolling and cooing biding time until you're tripping on the Ambien retreating to a dream. You're only reprieve. 'Cause when your *** is asleep, I be mixing up the Play-doh, red and yellow, black and white, 'till it's 50 shades of brown, alright? Dirt pies from the backyard, put 'em by the brownies in the morning world-weary in your pajamys Slip-up, slip-up, I smell a slip-up. Ain't a direct threat, Queen Buttercup because you'd just say, "I ain't afraid of you, shorty." Blood flow. Blood slow. Simmering, saucy. Mommy, looking down skyscraper balcony. May I remind, a giant ain't bringing down Manhattan, It's that little, wayward wrecking ball, eh Captain? Over my shoulder, drinking from a thermos -- stumble in your step mean you gettin' nervous-- hand me piece of paper and two crayons macaroni orange and swamp water liaisons these coloring sheets are so bourgeoisie. These coloring sheets are so bourgeoisie. "Color outside the lines, eh Lucy? don't play by the rules," my Mommy say, but I been around long enough to know dat 'dese rules pay. Outside the lines?  Is just uh sloppy. Been outside the club in front of the line with my fellow shawties. Slip-up, slip-up, I smell a slip-up. Ain't a direct threat, Queen Buttercup because you'd just say, "I ain't afraid of you, shorty." Blood flow. Blood slow. Simmering, saucy. Mommy, looking down skyscraper balcony. May I remind, a giant ain't bringing down Manhattan, It's that little, wayward wrecking ball, eh Captain? Chicken and fries three meals-a-day. Chocolate milk three meals-a-day. Tricycle boys three wheels away. Hands on your hips can't make me stay. Lego blocks lodged in your skull. I've hid the Advil. The Dayquil. Drank the Nyquil though. Alright, alright, time to get confessional. All my ***** accidents are intentional. I melt my own Barbies to feel alive. Snort glue sticks just to get hella high. Mommy, you've got a messy ketchup face. Mommy, you've got spiders in your hair. Mommy, you've got ****** on your pants. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Bi-otch. Blood flow. Blood slow. Simmering, saucy. Mommy, looking down skyscraper balcony. May I remind, a giant ain't bringing down Manhattan, It's that little, wayward wrecking ball, eh Captain?
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Apr 18, 2013
Apr 18, 2013 at 7:29 PM UTC
Wrecking Ball Freestyle (For Lucy Claire)
You know how the Lorax spoke for the trees? I feel the need to speak for my four-year-old niece. Not because she can't speak -- she can and rarely stops once she starts -- but because there are certain concepts time has yet to grant her. So until time does, I got you covered, Lucy. Mommy, you call it the "poetry" of a child's sleep, ohh 'n ahh, she's so, so sweet, I call it child's "pose." Not the yoga neither. I'm posing and rolling and cooing biding time until you're tripping on the Ambien retreating to a dream. You're only reprieve. 'Cause when your *** is asleep, I be mixing up the Play-doh, red and yellow, black and white, 'till it's 50 shades of brown, alright? Dirt pies from the backyard, put 'em by the brownies in the morning world-weary in your pajamys Slip-up, slip-up, I smell a slip-up. Ain't a direct threat, Queen Buttercup because you'd just say, "I ain't afraid of you, shorty." Blood flow. Blood slow. Simmering, saucy. Mommy, looking down skyscraper balcony. May I remind, a giant ain't bringing down Manhattan, It's that little, wayward wrecking ball, eh Captain? Over my shoulder, drinking from a thermos -- stumble in your step mean you gettin' nervous-- hand me piece of paper and two crayons macaroni orange and swamp water liaisons these coloring sheets are so bourgeoisie. These coloring sheets are so bourgeoisie. "Color outside the lines, eh Lucy? don't play by the rules," my Mommy say, but I been around long enough to know dat 'dese rules pay. Outside the lines?  Is just uh sloppy. Been outside the club in front of the line with my fellow shawties. Slip-up, slip-up, I smell a slip-up. Ain't a direct threat, Queen Buttercup because you'd just say, "I ain't afraid of you, shorty." Blood flow. Blood slow. Simmering, saucy. Mommy, looking down skyscraper balcony. May I remind, a giant ain't bringing down Manhattan, It's that little, wayward wrecking ball, eh Captain? Chicken and fries three meals-a-day. Chocolate milk three meals-a-day. Tricycle boys three wheels away. Hands on your hips can't make me stay. Lego blocks lodged in your skull. I've hid the Advil. The Dayquil. Drank the Nyquil though. Alright, alright, time to get confessional. All my ***** accidents are intentional. I melt my own Barbies to feel alive. Snort glue sticks just to get hella high. Mommy, you've got a messy ketchup face. Mommy, you've got spiders in your hair. Mommy, you've got ****** on your pants. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Bi-otch. Blood flow. Blood slow. Simmering, saucy. Mommy, looking down skyscraper balcony. May I remind, a giant ain't bringing down Manhattan, It's that little, wayward wrecking ball, eh Captain?
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365Nectar #46 The High Priestess of Soul Fri. November 8, 2013 10:38 P.M. Deep in the distance dancing upon the horizon a deeply distinctive voice defies definition bending genres to her will clearly breaking boundaries an exiled priestess wails louder than ever silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues Little Girl Blue lettin' it all out with a wild as the wind Sinner man just tryin' to feel good absolutely refusing to be misunderstood a strong-willed priestess turns tempermental tunes into blazing beautiful harmony putting a revolutionary spell on you belting emotional songs of freedom and spirit Peace of Heart Nectar of Truth just in time to do what you do... an exiled priestess wails louder than ever silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues. Born to a preacher handyman and housemaid minister a gospel pop fusion diva emerges from the Glory of Love a strange volatile fruit blossoms into young, gifted, and Black spitting storms of spiritually smoldering Black Gold from a silky soul that scorches the earth an exiled priestess wails louder than ever silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues Masterfully mesmerizing Black rock Blood and Candlesmoke a fiery flow of tangy, tantalizing and titillating under a fog of duality genius bears two heads vibrant and intricate a saucy songstress swings with passion and honesty an empowered diva breaks down and let's it all out just energetic expressive jazz injected with well composed folklore live at Ronnie Scotts an exiled priestess wails louder than ever silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues From Newport to Baltimore an exiled priestess feeds forbidden fruit and hypnotizes the masses with tantalizing love me or leave me alone torch songs a powerful Four Women high on Lilac Wine blush from Broadway Blues Ballads in Baltimore See-line woman goes to hell to save Little Liza Jane and shelters in Barbados Cotton-eyed Joe feeds Brown Baby controversy behind Blue Prelude Did it move you? Yeah... Hell yeah.. it moved me too! Mr. Bojangles wave bye bye to a Blackbird in chilly winds that don't blow while willows weep something seemingly symbolic of soothing to an African mailman in Central Park and an exiled priestess wails louder than ever silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues The High Priestess of Soul caged but still singing shivering sensations from stubborn sweetness under sweet strings that sharply spill and scatter strength to the sorrowful that daily dine and devour silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues.
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Nov 11, 2013
Nov 11, 2013 at 11:51 AM UTC
The High Priestess of Soul
365Nectar #46 The High Priestess of Soul Fri. November 8, 2013 10:38 P.M. Deep in the distance dancing upon the horizon a deeply distinctive voice defies definition bending genres to her will clearly breaking boundaries an exiled priestess wails louder than ever silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues Little Girl Blue lettin' it all out with a wild as the wind Sinner man just tryin' to feel good absolutely refusing to be misunderstood a strong-willed priestess turns tempermental tunes into blazing beautiful harmony putting a revolutionary spell on you belting emotional songs of freedom and spirit Peace of Heart Nectar of Truth just in time to do what you do... an exiled priestess wails louder than ever silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues. Born to a preacher handyman and housemaid minister a gospel pop fusion diva emerges from the Glory of Love a strange volatile fruit blossoms into young, gifted, and Black spitting storms of spiritually smoldering Black Gold from a silky soul that scorches the earth an exiled priestess wails louder than ever silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues Masterfully mesmerizing Black rock Blood and Candlesmoke a fiery flow of tangy, tantalizing and titillating under a fog of duality genius bears two heads vibrant and intricate a saucy songstress swings with passion and honesty an empowered diva breaks down and let's it all out just energetic expressive jazz injected with well composed folklore live at Ronnie Scotts an exiled priestess wails louder than ever silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues From Newport to Baltimore an exiled priestess feeds forbidden fruit and hypnotizes the masses with tantalizing love me or leave me alone torch songs a powerful Four Women high on Lilac Wine blush from Broadway Blues Ballads in Baltimore See-line woman goes to hell to save Little Liza Jane and shelters in Barbados Cotton-eyed Joe feeds Brown Baby controversy behind Blue Prelude Did it move you? Yeah... Hell yeah.. it moved me too! Mr. Bojangles wave bye bye to a Blackbird in chilly winds that don't blow while willows weep something seemingly symbolic of soothing to an African mailman in Central Park and an exiled priestess wails louder than ever silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues The High Priestess of Soul caged but still singing shivering sensations from stubborn sweetness under sweet strings that sharply spill and scatter strength to the sorrowful that daily dine and devour silky, soulful, and spicy Pastel Blues.
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We sat at the table, waiting for our number to be called. Their pepperoni pizza, was our most favorite one of all. Our number is announced, George is carrying the pizza back. When close, he decides to act, as though he trips in his tracks. In slow motion, that pizza, slid so smoothly out of the pan. George's eyes got big as saucers, he saw the folly of his plan. There I was in my new outfit, that cost half of my paycheck. With pizza, upside down on my lap and sauce splashed on my neck. Amazingly calm, George scooped the pizza up in his hands. Melted cheese, stretching and stringing, from my pants in gooey strands. He stood there patting and pressing the pizza back into shape. That poor pizza looked just like a badly, bulldozered landscape. It lay there sort of twisted, pepperoni all to one side. Crust pieces stinking out of it, like a saucy red mudslide. Then he sat down across from me, silently as if waiting. I must have looked like a blonde fish, sitting there, just gapping. Then a chuckle escaped my lips, as his eyes raised to meet mine. He looked just like a little boy, who just got caught in a crime. I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out for making such a fuss. 'Cause, next thing you know, the whole place is laughing along with us. We couldn't stop, there was no way we'd been able. Not while upsidedown-lap pizza, stared at us from the table
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Oct 27, 2010
Oct 27, 2010 at 7:04 PM UTC
He Knew How To Impress
Baby let's go                            tipsy-toed                Skinny dipping in          disco lights.     Drunken mouth in                               worship,             you call my body             Jerusalem till I'm         spluttering up                              pool water.     The ceiling spins                                  a salsa, the fridge exhales something                                obscene when it opens and the furniture                          blushes           I'm jealous of the                                    love story                     in my home. We roll around in                        bolognese      I slurp the      happy             out of                      your mouth.                                      Saucy smirks. Oh keeper of my heart,                              I chain myself to your smile and                               swallow the                                                  key.
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Nov 24, 2018
Nov 24, 2018 at 11:53 PM UTC
Love in Three Acts
My dearest Frank, I wish you joy Of Mary's safety with a Boy, Whose birth has given little pain Compared with that of Mary Jane — May he a growing Blessing prove, And well deserve his Parents' Love! — Endow'd with Art's and Nature's Good, Thy Name possessing with thy Blood, In him, in all his ways, may we Another Francis WIlliam see! — Thy infant days may he inherit, They warmth, nay insolence of spirit; — We would not with one foult dispense To weaken the resemblance. May he revive thy Nursery sin, Peeping as daringly within, His curley Locks but just descried, With 'Bet, my be not come to bide.' — Fearless of danger, braving pain, And threaten'd very oft in vain, Still may one Terror daunt his Soul, One needful engine of Controul Be found in this sublime array, A neigbouring Donkey's aweful Bray. So may his equal faults as Child, Produce Maturity as mild! His saucy words and fiery ways In early Childhood's pettish days, In Manhood, shew his Father's mind Like him, considerate and Kind; All Gentleness to those around, And anger only not to wound. Then like his Father too, he must, To his own former struggles just, Feel his Deserts with honest Glow, And all his self-improvement know. A native fault may thus give birth To the best blessing, conscious Worth. As for ourselves we're very well; As unaffected prose will tell. Cassandra's pen will paint our state, The many comforts that await Our Chawton home, how much we find Already in it, to our mind; And how convinced, that when complete It will all other Houses beat The ever have been made or mended, With rooms concise, or rooms distended. You'll find us very snug next year, Perhaps with Charles and ***** near, For now it often does delight us To fancy them just over-right us.
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My Dearest Frank, I Wish You Joy
My dearest Frank, I wish you joy Of Mary's safety with a Boy, Whose birth has given little pain Compared with that of Mary Jane — May he a growing Blessing prove, And well deserve his Parents' Love! — Endow'd with Art's and Nature's Good, Thy Name possessing with thy Blood, In him, in all his ways, may we Another Francis WIlliam see! — Thy infant days may he inherit, They warmth, nay insolence of spirit; — We would not with one foult dispense To weaken the resemblance. May he revive thy Nursery sin, Peeping as daringly within, His curley Locks but just descried, With 'Bet, my be not come to bide.' — Fearless of danger, braving pain, And threaten'd very oft in vain, Still may one Terror daunt his Soul, One needful engine of Controul Be found in this sublime array, A neigbouring Donkey's aweful Bray. So may his equal faults as Child, Produce Maturity as mild! His saucy words and fiery ways In early Childhood's pettish days, In Manhood, shew his Father's mind Like him, considerate and Kind; All Gentleness to those around, And anger only not to wound. Then like his Father too, he must, To his own former struggles just, Feel his Deserts with honest Glow, And all his self-improvement know. A native fault may thus give birth To the best blessing, conscious Worth. As for ourselves we're very well; As unaffected prose will tell. Cassandra's pen will paint our state, The many comforts that await Our Chawton home, how much we find Already in it, to our mind; And how convinced, that when complete It will all other Houses beat The ever have been made or mended, With rooms concise, or rooms distended. You'll find us very snug next year, Perhaps with Charles and ***** near, For now it often does delight us To fancy them just over-right us.
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Busy old fool, unruly sun, Why dost thou thus, Through windows and through curtains, call on us? Must to thy motions lovers’ seasons run? Saucy pedantic wretch, go chide Late schoolboys and sour ‘prentices, Go tell court-huntsmen that the King will ride, Call country ants to harvest offices; Love, all alike, no season knows, nor clime, Nor hours, days, months, which are the rags of time. Thy beams so reverend and strong Why shouldst thou think? I could eclipse and cloud them with a wink But that I would not lose her sight so long: If her eyes have not blinded thine, Look, and, tomorrow late, tell me Whether both th’ Indias of spice and mine Be where thou left’st them, or lie here with me. Ask for those kings whom thou saw’st yesterday, And thou shalt hear ‘All here in one bed lay’. She is all states, and all princes I; Nothing else is. Princes do but play us; compared to this, All honour’s mimic, all wealth alchemy. Thou, sun, art half as happy as we, In that the world’s contracted thus; Thine age asks ease, and since thy duties be To warm the world, that’s done in warming us. Shine here to us, and thou art everywhere; This bed thy centre is, these walls thy sphere.
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The Sun Rising
Oh, but it is ***** --this little filling station, oil-soaked, oil-permeated to a disturbing, over-all black translucency. Be careful with that match! Father wears a ***** oil-soaked monkey suit that cuts him under the arms, and several quick and saucy and greasy sons assist him (it's a family filling station), all quite thoroughly ***** Do they live in the station? It has a cement porch behind the pumps, and on it a set of crushed and grease- impregnated wickerwork; on the wicker sofa a ***** dog, quite comfy. Some comic books provide the only note of color- of certain color. They lie upon a big dim doily draping a taboret (part of the set), beside a big hirsute begonia. Why the extraneous plant? Why the taboret? Why, oh why, the doily? (Embroidered in daisy stitch with marguerites, I think, and heavy with gray crochet.) Somebody embroidered the doily. Somebody waters the plant, or oils it, maybe. Somebody arranges the rows of cans so that they softly say: ESSO--SO--SO--SO to high-strung automobiles. Somebody loves us all.
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Filling Station
I'm surprised we're having a picnic on the east wing! Our company almost never gives us anything! Underpaid with no benefits makes this picnic even better To think I was going to give in my resignation letter With so many hamburgers, hot dogs, and more, It's a fast food restaurant galore! A table packed full with yummies. Today, a lot of beef will be in tummies. People reaching for their plates The caterers come out of their waits One by one, they serve each voracious goer For a pay that probably couldn't get any lower Janice comes, with her broken polish and nails And a scream a joy echos out like whales She's so drunk, oh my god haha she's so wired It's the unpaid overtime or another threat of being fired Poor thing... we finish our girl talk and problems on my mind, I begin to walk Feeling my appetite begin to poke me, I bite into my hamburger with resounding glee Nipping the bread, it's fluff presses against my lips I close my eyes, as my senses go in dips The precious aroma of divine baked bread As my tongue and bun are set to wed. Each bud met with delicious waters of steak The ketchup creating a dreamy, saucy lake Scrumptious, delicious Incredible, nutritious...? It doesn't matter, I've met my goal And the taste, goodness it makes my mind roll Forgetting everything while I finish the rest Golly, this food is the best
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Jun 8, 2016
Jun 8, 2016 at 3:52 PM UTC
Company Picnic
The officer said it was illegal but I've never been punished thusfar. I knew it was wrong, but desire consumed me. I grabbed the man and dragged him into my van. He screamed and I laughed. Brutal company. It was going to hurt, of that I was certain. His lack of consent did not stop me. I was on a mission, and James Bond always thrives. I got in and drove as fast and as far as I could. Speed bumps bring my daughter joy. She giggles, I smile, he writhes in pain. My smile grows. A pain bubbles in my clavicle but I digress. But, I don't digress because it HURT. I locked the angels in my closet for safe keeping. My mother is proud. Blood is my favorite accessory. Hashtag period. My friend always said I was cunning but I never believed her father was a good man. After all, a good man would never commit such acts. I threw the empty toilet paper roll at his grave then shouted at his wife's cat. Meow. Meow, meow. Meow. It sings the song of the hummingbird so I put it in a collar and walk it to the pound. The pound sings the song of death, my song. My student tool box is full of unfortunate goodies, and yes, my English teacher approves. But I would rather she not. This is my journey, not one I shall share. I aggressively slap the keys of life, hoping yogurt will seep from the cracks of destiny. It never does, and I starve. My granola is friendless. Life is bitter, like the skin of a plum. Fierce as a seahorse. But again, I digress.
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Nov 13, 2013
Nov 13, 2013 at 10:20 AM UTC
The Saucy Platter of Faith
I love how you sound Writhing beneath me A surprise in your voice Your legs trembling. The muscles in your body Are flexing and tensing Your hips are rising Your breath is so heavy. I love how you sound It's my favorite part Usually a quiet mouse But like this, so raw, so untamed. I've never seen you like this I marvel in the moment In your rapture of ecstasy A hum between my own thighs. It's exciting to see you Let loose like a trapped wind Blowing out wildly Like you've never been free to breeze. It's easy to please you Because it pleases me Especially when you're writhing Beneath me.
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Feb 21, 2011
Feb 21, 2011 at 5:55 PM UTC
"Beneath Me" - A saucy poem #2
In a long happy marriage Sometimes bedtime grows stale Once toe curling *** fades As libidos doth fail. We both have tough jobs And two kids of our own. Sad, we both want to sleep When we’re finally alone The man at the store Said “I have just the thing. You really should try it- makes your *** life take wing!” It wasn’t a **** flick Or a blue pill to swallow, Just a tiny transmitter to hide in her pillow. At night, as she slept, The salesman explained My subliminal message would be fed to her brain. With her passions inflamed She would turn to her mate Like the once nubile bride- Leave the rest up to fate. So I made a recording With a saucy suggestion Then looked forward to bedtime hoping for the res-errection. My bride’s a deep sleeper, (A good thing since I snore) The tape’s played two weeks now And I still haven’t scored. I completely was baffled That salesman assured That no “wood” would go wasted No ***** ignored. Instead every night About two thirty nine I’d slip off to the bath Where the “beat” would go on I resolved to return The unhelpful device Before the guarantee ended And I’d be out the price Imagine my shock, imagine my dread When I found the transmitter in my pillow instead! Seems my wife had decided To play with my head: “Honey, go f8ck yourself, If you wake me, you’re dead.”
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Sep 7, 2013
Sep 7, 2013 at 10:05 AM UTC
Subliminal
It's London, all the time, when at night I close my eyes, it's when and where I get to roam and dwell, in the city I know inside-out so well, where all the narrow streets and cobbled stones, teacups, pint glasses, and fresh scones, lend themselves into the misty English air, of London's ancient, yet so modern flair, of Piccadilly, and Hyde Park Corner's box, riding Black Cabs, or a big Red Double-Bus, evening gas-lamp walks with ol' Saucy Jack, fish and chips and shandys for a perfect snack; then the changing of The Guard at Buckingham, where native Cockney's and young mums with prams, gather for a view of Lizzy's Royal Family Show; but, my, how rich the April sun sets and does glow, over the rolling raging river Thames of yore, where ancient Roman armies marched to shore, proclaimed: LONDINIUM! -the regal rest, of civilised peoples and the Royal Crests, where lives and deaths would go and come, yet The City despite all odds has lost and won, in the hearts, souls and minds of all who take, great London as their true hearth and home to stake, and arise and fall the poet's versing nights and days, whilst Big Ben chimes his toll in the foggy haze; and alas, London from my slumber dissipates, to that of which I yearn and love, asleep or wake, knowing where my home of soul-keep lies divine: in London, my dear London; it's London, all the time. ______ London: http://beautyineverything.com/3366195864
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Oct 27, 2010
Oct 27, 2010 at 7:31 PM UTC
It's London, all the time
O, how I faint when I of you do write, Knowing a better spirit doth use your name, And in the praise thereof spends all his might To make me tongue-tied speaking of your fame. But since your worth, wide as the ocean is, The humble as the proudest sail doth bear, My saucy bark, inferior far to his, On your broad main doth wilfully appear. Your shallowest help will hold me up afloat, Whilst he upon your soundless deep doth ride; Or, being wrecked, I am a worthless boat, He of tall building, and of goodly pride. Then if he thrive and I be cast away, The worst was this: my love was my decay.
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Sonnet 080: O, How I Faint When I Of You Do Write
At the risk of sounding sexist I’d like to pay my highest respects today to the girl at my accountant’s with the beautiful ******* Usually the only things that jiggle there are the numbers on the ledger, but today a couple of numbers stuck out for me to admire. She knew it all added up spectacularly well as she bent down obligingly and pointed out where I should sign and showed me what I needed to see. She knew and I knew that capital gains and expenses were comparatively insignificant here. Saucy insouciance was the obvious upside. Of course, I shouldn’t have noticed, but then I'm afraid that's what happens when you’re more of a ****** than an entrepreneur. Mike T Minehan
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Aug 17, 2018
Aug 17, 2018 at 8:43 PM UTC
At the Risk of Sounding Sexist
Last May a braw wooer cam down the lang glen, And sair wi’ his love he did deave me; I said there was naething I hated like men: The deuce *** wi ‘m to believe me, believe me, The deuce *** wi ‘m to believe me. He spak o’ the darts in my bonie black een, And vow’d for my love he was diein; I said he might die when he liked for Jean: The Lord forgie me for liein, for liein, The Lord forgie me for liein! A weel-stocked mailen, himsel for the laird, And marriage aff-hand, were his proffers: I never loot on that I ken’d it, or car’d, But thought I might hae waur offers, waur offers, But thought I might hae waur offers. But what *** ye think? in a fortnight or less, (The deil tak his taste to *** near her!) He up the lang loan to my black cousin Bess, Guess ye how, the jad! I could bear her, could bear her Guess ye how, the jad! I could bear her. But a’ the niest week I fretted wi’ care, I gaed to the tryste o’ Dalgarnock, And wha but my fine fickle lover was there, I glowr’d as I’d seen a warlock, a warlock. I glowr’d as I’d seen a warlock. But owre my left shoulder I *** him a blink, Lest neibors might say I was saucy; My wooer he caper’d as he’d been in drink, And vow’d I was his dear lassie, dear lassie, And vow’d I was his dear lassie. I spier’d for my cousin fu’ couthy and sweet, Gin she had recover’d her hearin, And how her new shoon fit her auld shachl’t feet— But, heavens! how he fell a swearin, a swearin, But, heavens! how he fell a swearin. He begg’d, for gudesake, I *** be his wife, Or else I *** **** him wi’ sorrow: So e’en to preserve the poor body in life, I think I maun wed him to-morrow, to-morrow, I think I maun wed him to-morrow.
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Last May A Braw Wooer
Last May a braw wooer cam down the lang glen, And sair wi’ his love he did deave me; I said there was naething I hated like men: The deuce *** wi ‘m to believe me, believe me, The deuce *** wi ‘m to believe me. He spak o’ the darts in my bonie black een, And vow’d for my love he was diein; I said he might die when he liked for Jean: The Lord forgie me for liein, for liein, The Lord forgie me for liein! A weel-stocked mailen, himsel for the laird, And marriage aff-hand, were his proffers: I never loot on that I ken’d it, or car’d, But thought I might hae waur offers, waur offers, But thought I might hae waur offers. But what *** ye think? in a fortnight or less, (The deil tak his taste to *** near her!) He up the lang loan to my black cousin Bess, Guess ye how, the jad! I could bear her, could bear her Guess ye how, the jad! I could bear her. But a’ the niest week I fretted wi’ care, I gaed to the tryste o’ Dalgarnock, And wha but my fine fickle lover was there, I glowr’d as I’d seen a warlock, a warlock. I glowr’d as I’d seen a warlock. But owre my left shoulder I *** him a blink, Lest neibors might say I was saucy; My wooer he caper’d as he’d been in drink, And vow’d I was his dear lassie, dear lassie, And vow’d I was his dear lassie. I spier’d for my cousin fu’ couthy and sweet, Gin she had recover’d her hearin, And how her new shoon fit her auld shachl’t feet— But, heavens! how he fell a swearin, a swearin, But, heavens! how he fell a swearin. He begg’d, for gudesake, I *** be his wife, Or else I *** **** him wi’ sorrow: So e’en to preserve the poor body in life, I think I maun wed him to-morrow, to-morrow, I think I maun wed him to-morrow.
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There was a young lady of Corsica, Who purchased a little brown saucy-cur; Which she fed upon ham, And hot raspberry jam, That expensive young lady of Corsica.
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There Was A Young Lady Of Corsica
A sneer, A snide remark graces your skin, Tingling despite the smile. I'm disgusted. I'm irate. I'm alive and burning with rage. I'm storming. Clouds gather At my fingertips, Clouds gather at my Lips. The lower Are troubled, Churning and spurning The gentle hand That often lies. The upper are Sweet, soft, Cotton candy Falsities, Covering up any memory Of personal taste, Of individuality. I exist to please. I'm a saucy Sort of servant. I'm disgusted. I'm irate. I'm alive and Burning with rage. I'm forming. Forming infinitesimally Tiny shapes, Bits of broken Anger and slander Printed fresh like A book. Smaller and smaller The pieces will shrink, Pushed away Into The farthest Corner of my cortex. Flash, Bam, And with a puff of smoke It's almost gone. I'm a magician. I'm disgusted. I'm irate. I'm whatever You please. I'm cotton candy Shit-sticking, White and pliable; Olive will give away If you just keep hitting. I'm disgusted. I'm irate. I'm barely hanging on. I'm burning With rage. But, I'm alive. Yes, I'm alive.
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Aug 14, 2010
Aug 14, 2010 at 11:20 AM UTC
Burning
Italian Campagna 1309, the open road Bah! I have sung women in three cities, But it is all the same; And I will sing of the sun. Lips, words, and you snare them, Dreams, words, and they are as jewels, Strange spells of old deity, Ravens, nights, allurement: And they are not; Having become the souls of song. Eyes, dreams, lips, and the night goes. Being upon the road once more, They are not. Forgetful in their towers of our tuneing Once for wind-runeing They dream us-toward and Sighing, say, “Would Cino, Passionate Cino, of the wrinkling eyes, Gay Cino, of quick laughter, Cino, of the dare, the jibe. Frail Cino, strongest of his tribe That ***** old ways beneath the sun-light, Would Cino of the Luth were here!” Once, twice a year— Vaguely thus word they: “Cino?” “Oh, eh, Cino Polnesi The singer is’t you mean?” “Ah yes, passed once our way, A saucy fellow, but . . . (Oh they are all one these vagabonds), Peste! ’tis his own songs? Or some other’s that he sings? But you, My Lord, how with your city?” My you “My Lord,” God’s pity! And all I knew were out, My Lord, you Were Lack-land Cino, e’en as I am, O Sinistro. I have sung women in three cities. But it is all one. I will sing of the sun. …eh? …they mostly had grey eyes, But it is all one, I will sing of the sun. “‘Pollo Phoibee, old tin pan, you Glory to Zeus’ aegis-day, Shield o’ steel-blue, th’ heaven o’er us Hath for boss thy lustre gay! ‘Pollo Phoibee, to our way-fare Make thy laugh our wander-lied; Bid thy ‘flugence bear away care. Cloud and rain-tears pass they fleet! Seeking e’er the new-laid rast-way To the gardens of the sun… * * * I have sung women in theree cities But it is all one. I will sing of the white birds In the blue waters of heaven, The clouds that are spray to its sea.”
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Cino
Italian Campagna 1309, the open road Bah! I have sung women in three cities, But it is all the same; And I will sing of the sun. Lips, words, and you snare them, Dreams, words, and they are as jewels, Strange spells of old deity, Ravens, nights, allurement: And they are not; Having become the souls of song. Eyes, dreams, lips, and the night goes. Being upon the road once more, They are not. Forgetful in their towers of our tuneing Once for wind-runeing They dream us-toward and Sighing, say, “Would Cino, Passionate Cino, of the wrinkling eyes, Gay Cino, of quick laughter, Cino, of the dare, the jibe. Frail Cino, strongest of his tribe That ***** old ways beneath the sun-light, Would Cino of the Luth were here!” Once, twice a year— Vaguely thus word they: “Cino?” “Oh, eh, Cino Polnesi The singer is’t you mean?” “Ah yes, passed once our way, A saucy fellow, but . . . (Oh they are all one these vagabonds), Peste! ’tis his own songs? Or some other’s that he sings? But you, My Lord, how with your city?” My you “My Lord,” God’s pity! And all I knew were out, My Lord, you Were Lack-land Cino, e’en as I am, O Sinistro. I have sung women in three cities. But it is all one. I will sing of the sun. …eh? …they mostly had grey eyes, But it is all one, I will sing of the sun. “‘Pollo Phoibee, old tin pan, you Glory to Zeus’ aegis-day, Shield o’ steel-blue, th’ heaven o’er us Hath for boss thy lustre gay! ‘Pollo Phoibee, to our way-fare Make thy laugh our wander-lied; Bid thy ‘flugence bear away care. Cloud and rain-tears pass they fleet! Seeking e’er the new-laid rast-way To the gardens of the sun… * * * I have sung women in theree cities But it is all one. I will sing of the white birds In the blue waters of heaven, The clouds that are spray to its sea.”
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It's a cool place to meet. 25 cent wings. Nice, tiny booths Lit by tiny electric lamps In the guise of candles, That give everything a nice, golden glow. It's a Corona light, And Corona-colored light always makes me feel at ease. She pulls up in a silver acura. Gets out of the car and I can see her *** from the front of her as she syrups over. She’s got on a Black tanktop; black bra straps showing against white-pink puerto rican skin all while holding up those veritable C's. Her hips burst against a long, beige d r e s s, and I'm wanting to slide my hands all the way up her shirt to that black bra, and snap it off. We have conversations about feeling older than eighteen and twenty-one respectively. Our lips are saucy and oily. Tiny chicken scraps can be felt in our teeth. "I just started reading Starship Troopers." "Yea, I love that movie." I've never seen the movie, but it endears her to me that she loves it. "Do you have any plans?" "Plans?" "After college?" I plan on finishing my wings before you, then I'm hoping you'll let me hold your **** "Not yet." "You know I've read some of your poetry." "What do you think?" "I like it," She smirks, uncomfortably. She ladles a wing in a slick of sauce. "Truthfully, it was too much for me, you really shouldn't talk about things like that." She brings the wing to her lips and smacks it down with a loud ******* noise of a working, pink tongue. I’ve wanted to hold her **** ever since I met her. Now I’m lost. Because she’s got black eyes and I’m not even thinking about her **** or her bra. I start thinking about how white her teeth are, and how much two people can never know about each other.
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Nov 18, 2011
Nov 18, 2011 at 12:15 AM UTC
Meeting Places.
It's a cool place to meet. 25 cent wings. Nice, tiny booths Lit by tiny electric lamps In the guise of candles, That give everything a nice, golden glow. It's a Corona light, And Corona-colored light always makes me feel at ease. She pulls up in a silver acura. Gets out of the car and I can see her *** from the front of her as she syrups over. She’s got on a Black tanktop; black bra straps showing against white-pink puerto rican skin all while holding up those veritable C's. Her hips burst against a long, beige d r e s s, and I'm wanting to slide my hands all the way up her shirt to that black bra, and snap it off. We have conversations about feeling older than eighteen and twenty-one respectively. Our lips are saucy and oily. Tiny chicken scraps can be felt in our teeth. "I just started reading Starship Troopers." "Yea, I love that movie." I've never seen the movie, but it endears her to me that she loves it. "Do you have any plans?" "Plans?" "After college?" I plan on finishing my wings before you, then I'm hoping you'll let me hold your **** "Not yet." "You know I've read some of your poetry." "What do you think?" "I like it," She smirks, uncomfortably. She ladles a wing in a slick of sauce. "Truthfully, it was too much for me, you really shouldn't talk about things like that." She brings the wing to her lips and smacks it down with a loud ******* noise of a working, pink tongue. I’ve wanted to hold her **** ever since I met her. Now I’m lost. Because she’s got black eyes and I’m not even thinking about her **** or her bra. I start thinking about how white her teeth are, and how much two people can never know about each other.
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The saucy heated beat begins The body and blood starts to rise The sensual vibration moves Shaking in the lower meat thighs Vibrant lights turn off their burn beams Crowded areas start to glow I have that richness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno Arms are tight with a violent sway Body smooth moves from side to side The feet are twins glued together Move into a straight liquid glide Dance in a mind all becomes one Gleaming body begins to flow I have that quickness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno Take a chance and slide to the left Then move the twitched out body right Yell the dance passion out so loud From the chest of full burning might Everyone becomes a crazy In a hot crooked little row I have that twitchiness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno Sparked up veins become a robot Bring into the fake or the real All the breakers spin the limbs Move to what the body can feel The people dressed in colored lights Starring in a music life show I have that thickness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno Blast many bombs of the treble Bringing in a canon for bass The music drug enters the mind Keeping at a speedy trance pace Powerful injected speakers Start a quick mind vibrating blow I have that itchiness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno People embody together The happiness like fire spreads Millions of all colors dance Laughing from the harmonic meds A circular world of music Close your eyes to move fast or slow I have that sickness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno
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Jun 15, 2010
Jun 15, 2010 at 9:12 PM UTC
Electric Chronic-Techno
The saucy heated beat begins The body and blood starts to rise The sensual vibration moves Shaking in the lower meat thighs Vibrant lights turn off their burn beams Crowded areas start to glow I have that richness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno Arms are tight with a violent sway Body smooth moves from side to side The feet are twins glued together Move into a straight liquid glide Dance in a mind all becomes one Gleaming body begins to flow I have that quickness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno Take a chance and slide to the left Then move the twitched out body right Yell the dance passion out so loud From the chest of full burning might Everyone becomes a crazy In a hot crooked little row I have that twitchiness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno Sparked up veins become a robot Bring into the fake or the real All the breakers spin the limbs Move to what the body can feel The people dressed in colored lights Starring in a music life show I have that thickness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno Blast many bombs of the treble Bringing in a canon for bass The music drug enters the mind Keeping at a speedy trance pace Powerful injected speakers Start a quick mind vibrating blow I have that itchiness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno People embody together The happiness like fire spreads Millions of all colors dance Laughing from the harmonic meds A circular world of music Close your eyes to move fast or slow I have that sickness once again It’s Electric Chronic-Techno
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Although she didn’t use these exact words, What it got down to was: “My **** hurts!” Your age-appropriate **** buddy Experiencing a profound lubrication deficit. Vaginal dryness: A legitimate topic these days for Baby-Boom conversation. “65: the New 30,” the slogan rings. A Mel Brooks clarion call, Harvey Corman doing Count Da Money: "Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!" For all our good friends at KY, Vaseline & Astroglide-- As recommended by female OB/GYNs, (Should there be any other kind?) Sales projections are rosy for Ottmar’s Coconut Cooch Oil, Despite the economic downturn, So, naturally, you commence your Search for a young, wet—sopping wet—co-ed, Running the risk of bumping into Some UC Berkeley **** Who digs older gentlemen, and Knows your daughter, Gwendolyn.
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Jun 27, 2014
Jun 27, 2014 at 1:38 PM UTC
"Although She Didn't Use These Exact Words"