"saas" poems
here's what it taught me about B2B SaaS sales.
1. poopy pants stinky
2. peoplw no like stinky man
3. no like stinky man = stinky man cant sell SaaS
solution: dont **** pantz
Oct 27, 2024
Oct 27, 2024 at 12:02 AM UTC
Chalti hu, par kahan jaa rahi hu pata nahin
Roti hu, par kya wajah hai pata nahin
Saas toh le rahi hu, par maksad kya hai pata nahin
Sab paas toh hai, par akeli kyu hu pata nahin
Thak gayi hu khud se khud ki jung mei,
Aisa kyu hogyi hu main pata nahin
#AR
Dec 11, 2019
Dec 11, 2019 at 8:45 AM UTC
Teen mahine pehle ek dastak hui,
603-604 asha appt mein hulchul hui,
Mein Corona hoon, sab mujhse darte hai...usne jataya..
Kuch darre hum, kuch sehme hum,
Phir usko bataya...
Saalo pehle BP aur Sugar aaye the,
Hum goli khaye, phir kheer pakori ka mazza uthaya...
Aur unko niptaaya....
Uff Caronao, humein daraona....
Kuch hum darre hai,
Ghar par baithe hai,
Sab jagah curfew hai,
Sadak par "few" hai,
Woh Corona Warriors hai...
Uff Coronao, humein daraona...
Kuch study ki, analysis kiya,
Immunity ko strong kiya,
Anlom-vilom par command kiya,
Saas aise powerful kiya,
Corona ne bhi social distancing kiya,
Uff Coronao, humein daraona....
Hummare pair mein bhi sanichar hai,
Ghar se nikalna humari fitrat hai,
Kuch na sahi corona hai,
Ussi ka discussion hai,
Uff coronao, humein daraona
Tum senior citizen na bano,
Youngster ki gali mein raho,
Hum party aur dinner ko tarse,
Tum pre-Corona bash manao,
Uff coronao, humein daraona
Maana badlaav mushkil hai,
Par safar toh karna hai,
Nokia namaskar se phone tak,
Soap se sanitizer tak,
College life se family life tak,
Ghoomne se ghar par thaherne tak,
Uff Corona, humein daraona...
Aug 27, 2020
Aug 27, 2020 at 9:44 AM UTC