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"ripper" poems
May I present a challenge? Imagine if you will You have created a flying explosive device And it needs a name that will thrill. A name, a good name, which name? Well, none of those below. Some twisted suits have already used them. **** EVEN Tacit Rainbow. What really goes through their minds? As they sit and discuss the name Of their creation that's destined to **** Butcher, destroy and maim. Just try if you can To read the whole of this edited list Imagine how many have exploded of each With out angrily clenching your fist Little John Honest John Hellfire Matador HARM Terrier Nike-Ajax Corporal Sea Sparrow Redstone Bullpup Mace Nike-Hercules Regulus II Atlas Thor Lacrosse Jupiter Quail Hawk Tartar Falcon Polaris Hound Dog Pershing Entac Firebee Shelduck Jayhawk Cardinal Firefly Petrel Redhead/Roadrunner Redeye Mauler Skybolt Nike Zeus/Spartan Condor Phoenix Typhon MR Falconer Overseer Taurus Kingfisher Cardinal Walleye Hornet Maverick Big Q Minuteman Blue Eye Viper Firebolt Bulldog Harpoon Focus Perseus Firefly Stinger Compass Dwell B-Gull Agile Seekbat Delta Dagger Thunderbolt[7] Patriot Aquila Teleplane Streaker Tomahawk Firebrand Roland Peacekeeper Penguin Pave Tiger/Seek Spinner Sidearm Skipper Wasp Sea Lance Ripper[7] Trident II Midgetman Tacit Rainbow Pave Cricket Have Nap Peregrine Exdrone Javelin Pointer Hunter Coyote Skeeter Outlaw Wow, you're still reading And you've managed not to throw up. Just wondering how many innocent victims Of a tax funded device called Bullpup.
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May 28, 2014
May 28, 2014 at 7:00 PM UTC
EXPLOSIVE!
May I present a challenge? Imagine if you will You have created a flying explosive device And it needs a name that will thrill. A name, a good name, which name? Well, none of those below. Some twisted suits have already used them. **** EVEN Tacit Rainbow. What really goes through their minds? As they sit and discuss the name Of their creation that's destined to **** Butcher, destroy and maim. Just try if you can To read the whole of this edited list Imagine how many have exploded of each With out angrily clenching your fist Little John Honest John Hellfire Matador HARM Terrier Nike-Ajax Corporal Sea Sparrow Redstone Bullpup Mace Nike-Hercules Regulus II Atlas Thor Lacrosse Jupiter Quail Hawk Tartar Falcon Polaris Hound Dog Pershing Entac Firebee Shelduck Jayhawk Cardinal Firefly Petrel Redhead/Roadrunner Redeye Mauler Skybolt Nike Zeus/Spartan Condor Phoenix Typhon MR Falconer Overseer Taurus Kingfisher Cardinal Walleye Hornet Maverick Big Q Minuteman Blue Eye Viper Firebolt Bulldog Harpoon Focus Perseus Firefly Stinger Compass Dwell B-Gull Agile Seekbat Delta Dagger Thunderbolt[7] Patriot Aquila Teleplane Streaker Tomahawk Firebrand Roland Peacekeeper Penguin Pave Tiger/Seek Spinner Sidearm Skipper Wasp Sea Lance Ripper[7] Trident II Midgetman Tacit Rainbow Pave Cricket Have Nap Peregrine Exdrone Javelin Pointer Hunter Coyote Skeeter Outlaw Wow, you're still reading And you've managed not to throw up. Just wondering how many innocent victims Of a tax funded device called Bullpup.
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sitting across from you at the white kitchen table or cross-legged on my side of the bed is someone hollow. not as sweet as a fig. not as dead as the inside of a black rotting trunk but close. i do not hold beautiful things like a terracotta vase. inside my head is a seam ripper that splits everything down the middle. sometimes you are standing in front of the bright window, glowing like a saint. sometimes i let you fall into an algae-lined pool that i will not pay to have cleaned. everything is floating within me. i haven’t figured out how to anchor this stuff down. no one ever taught me how
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Feb 27, 2019
Feb 27, 2019 at 5:15 PM UTC
the brutal line
IN LONDON LONG AGO PEOPLE WERE BEING KILLED AND THE PUBLIC DIDN'T KNOW WHO WAS JACK THE RIPPER YOU ASK THE BOBBIES AT THE TIME WERE ALL BROUGHT TO TASK A MAN NAMED ABILENE INVESTIGATED THE CASE HE AND HIS MEN BEGAN THE CHASE IN 1888 ALL THIS OCCURRED THE EVIDENCE AND SUSPECTS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN BLURRED THE KILLINGS WERE GRUESOME THE VICTIMS WERE SLAUGHTERED FATHERS LOST SONS MOTHERS LOST DAUGHTERS MANY SUSPECTS CAME TO PASS BUT JACK WAS NEVER CAUGHT WHO WAS JACK THE RIPPER NOW CONCLUSIONS CAN BE SOUGHT SO THE KILLINGS WILL REMAIN A MYSTERY TILL THE END OF TIME WAS HE A DESCENDENT OF YOURS OR A RELATIVE OF MINE
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Mar 1, 2017
Mar 1, 2017 at 11:31 PM UTC
JACK THE RIPPER
I have hid behind broken shadows, disappointed daydreams and somber reminders. I have been bitten by the black widow of life, poisoning my veins with her venom of death. I have been mutilated like one of Jack the Ripper's victim on the dark streets of London, left to bleed out. I have escaped the evil smiles of Pogo the Clown that crept in my dreams as I slept at night, crying my black tears. I have been Bound, Tied and Killed by the innocent friendly neighbor, twisted in the head by the devil himself. I could hear the screams of the pregnant actress as the Family took her life in a blood bath, as they began their Helter Skelter. I can not escape this Alcatraz of torture in my mind, that has been placed there by the lunatics of our time. But it is fun in this asylum. Welcome to my padded cell.
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Oct 22, 2014
Oct 22, 2014 at 1:56 AM UTC
Escape
I am your dark side A cold wave of destruction In the night of your soul i hide Whispering sweet ****** temptation Your blood feels thin As i clutch at your heart To your fear, give in! Before i torn you apart You'll pray & hope to resist Closing your eyes, clenching your fists For the voices to finally desist A feeble faith to stand alone amidst Brain wrapped in chains Consciousness fades away You break all restrains A murderous rage you obey... Envy, Lust, Wrath, all will begin As you fall into the abysses of each of these sins Swallowed in flames, you'll burn from within Hate oozing from each pores of your skin While the night reigns Hunt down your preys Their blood filled veins Soon spilled away You will **** their souls Invade their bodies & mind As your ripper within howls Hellish wrath & lust combined You will rip them open Crotch to chin Tormented in pain With a cold blade of steel... Dark blood gushing out on your face Their screams filling your ears An ****** of furry you will taste Crying a liberated flow of tears On their lungs, you shall carve your name As they breathe you until their last moment A death they will meet so inhumane For your own twisted amusement Breathe in their fumes Of their grossly opened guts Sickening stench inner perfume Steaming out from a thousand cuts Life leaving their eyes As sun rays come to rise Your inner beast satisfies By the blood lust of their demise Your humanity to awake As your Demon asleep & gone The horror of your deeds taking shape Oh tell me, tell me, what have you done?! Razor claws & fangs that gnash deep Hold the Bible & grab a crucifix For the Demon back again as you try to sleep Night after night reborn as the Phoenix
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Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 at 4:28 AM UTC
The Creed of the Beast
I am your dark side A cold wave of destruction In the night of your soul i hide Whispering sweet ****** temptation Your blood feels thin As i clutch at your heart To your fear, give in! Before i torn you apart You'll pray & hope to resist Closing your eyes, clenching your fists For the voices to finally desist A feeble faith to stand alone amidst Brain wrapped in chains Consciousness fades away You break all restrains A murderous rage you obey... Envy, Lust, Wrath, all will begin As you fall into the abysses of each of these sins Swallowed in flames, you'll burn from within Hate oozing from each pores of your skin While the night reigns Hunt down your preys Their blood filled veins Soon spilled away You will **** their souls Invade their bodies & mind As your ripper within howls Hellish wrath & lust combined You will rip them open Crotch to chin Tormented in pain With a cold blade of steel... Dark blood gushing out on your face Their screams filling your ears An ****** of furry you will taste Crying a liberated flow of tears On their lungs, you shall carve your name As they breathe you until their last moment A death they will meet so inhumane For your own twisted amusement Breathe in their fumes Of their grossly opened guts Sickening stench inner perfume Steaming out from a thousand cuts Life leaving their eyes As sun rays come to rise Your inner beast satisfies By the blood lust of their demise Your humanity to awake As your Demon asleep & gone The horror of your deeds taking shape Oh tell me, tell me, what have you done?! Razor claws & fangs that gnash deep Hold the Bible & grab a crucifix For the Demon back again as you try to sleep Night after night reborn as the Phoenix
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We gather in Old London town, the time is getting late. The fog is slowly coming down, the year is eighteen eighty eight. The Leather Apron stalks this eve ladies of the night beware. Such things he does you wont believe and for your welfare he’ll not care. Hello Mister have a heart, a girl has got to earn a crust. A shilling for this fine old **** for you look like a gent to trust. In her hand the coin doth shine. Does she lead this toff astray? Here’s a quiet place that’s fine, as she walks up the alley-way. Face to face and eye to eye. The victim happy to be plied with vigour she lifts up her skirt but now her hands are occupied. Seizing strongly at her throat he strangles her till unaware. Unconscious although not yet broke he lowers her by head and hair. Now insentient on the ground the Ripper sets about his work. In the dark without a sound there is no detail he will shirk. He keeps the body to his left, her throat is sliced from side to side. The woman’s family now bereft, whilst she lies here without her pride. Left to the nights illumination Jack executes his deadly art. Performing such skilled mutilation. and leaving plus one body part. Daylight opens up commotion, "Whitechapel Murderer", strikes once more. The peelers haven’t got a notion who it is that killed this ***** Scotland Yard are in despair as they try to Investigate their credibility beyond repair for they cant find this reprobate. Eventually the death toll, five, the murders now come to an end. Folk are free to live their lives but could you trust even a friend. Over an hundred years or more professional research is far to late. Jack, can we ever know the score? "No... All you can do is speculate."
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Aug 27, 2014
Aug 27, 2014 at 4:26 PM UTC
The Leather Apron
We gather in Old London town, the time is getting late. The fog is slowly coming down, the year is eighteen eighty eight. The Leather Apron stalks this eve ladies of the night beware. Such things he does you wont believe and for your welfare he’ll not care. Hello Mister have a heart, a girl has got to earn a crust. A shilling for this fine old **** for you look like a gent to trust. In her hand the coin doth shine. Does she lead this toff astray? Here’s a quiet place that’s fine, as she walks up the alley-way. Face to face and eye to eye. The victim happy to be plied with vigour she lifts up her skirt but now her hands are occupied. Seizing strongly at her throat he strangles her till unaware. Unconscious although not yet broke he lowers her by head and hair. Now insentient on the ground the Ripper sets about his work. In the dark without a sound there is no detail he will shirk. He keeps the body to his left, her throat is sliced from side to side. The woman’s family now bereft, whilst she lies here without her pride. Left to the nights illumination Jack executes his deadly art. Performing such skilled mutilation. and leaving plus one body part. Daylight opens up commotion, "Whitechapel Murderer", strikes once more. The peelers haven’t got a notion who it is that killed this ***** Scotland Yard are in despair as they try to Investigate their credibility beyond repair for they cant find this reprobate. Eventually the death toll, five, the murders now come to an end. Folk are free to live their lives but could you trust even a friend. Over an hundred years or more professional research is far to late. Jack, can we ever know the score? "No... All you can do is speculate."
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I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!
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Apr 24, 2015
Apr 24, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC
Beowulf
there's a crazzzy devil in the white house twisting our nation into a denizens den a tub of **** in a suit ascending ***** matter in a clogged toilet a black plague we have a president with the attention span of sea clams an emotional ******* drip of impetuosity a spiraling fit of rage a snarling delusional dog narcissist in a warping mirror a pathetic complainer a cyst on the body politic clot open sore seething pustule piggish **** lover gangsters dupe fascist wana be heil heil god your a pile making Russia great again licking Vlad's ***** protecting your assets no doubt and hissing tweets at war with with only everything and figments of a disturbed imagination a real windmill killer his mouth the devils mark a yapping compulsive lier forked tongued fury possessed to a fault by the vainglories of money and ego out of bounds the biggest and the best at being the very worst and a pest grand royalty of ridicule ***** a ham ****** cartoon nightmare and clumsy stumbling bore a seething volcano of perpetual excrement reading from the book of chaos aberrations of enemies a war room president at war with his own citizens huddled in a panic chamber burns and cuts himself with his own hot sharp words as there thrown back at him a bully getting bullied a ripper getting ripped the brains of a lizards eyelid in a shadeless socket pulp hearted orangutan menace to society his mottled soul like a black sun on the verge of a black hole a hell mill of decrepitude a dark creep creeping tarnishing our beautiful country lights dim America there's a devil in the white house
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May 31, 2017
May 31, 2017 at 5:00 PM UTC
Devil In the White House
there's a crazzzy devil in the white house twisting our nation into a denizens den a tub of **** in a suit ascending ***** matter in a clogged toilet a black plague we have a president with the attention span of sea clams an emotional ******* drip of impetuosity a spiraling fit of rage a snarling delusional dog narcissist in a warping mirror a pathetic complainer a cyst on the body politic clot open sore seething pustule piggish **** lover gangsters dupe fascist wana be heil heil god your a pile making Russia great again licking Vlad's ***** protecting your assets no doubt and hissing tweets at war with with only everything and figments of a disturbed imagination a real windmill killer his mouth the devils mark a yapping compulsive lier forked tongued fury possessed to a fault by the vainglories of money and ego out of bounds the biggest and the best at being the very worst and a pest grand royalty of ridicule ***** a ham ****** cartoon nightmare and clumsy stumbling bore a seething volcano of perpetual excrement reading from the book of chaos aberrations of enemies a war room president at war with his own citizens huddled in a panic chamber burns and cuts himself with his own hot sharp words as there thrown back at him a bully getting bullied a ripper getting ripped the brains of a lizards eyelid in a shadeless socket pulp hearted orangutan menace to society his mottled soul like a black sun on the verge of a black hole a hell mill of decrepitude a dark creep creeping tarnishing our beautiful country lights dim America there's a devil in the white house
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Don't be A mole. I hate moles. They burrow And Scavenge And Live in the Dark. Thats just What you did To my heart. You burrowed Deep, Down to the center. You set up camp. And I didn't know You were a mole. I thought maybe you were A Straw, To **** Bad things Out. So I kept you warm And waited calmly for the Bad stuff to Dissapear. But I realized That You were a Magnifying glass, To emphasise My flaws And you were A Seam-ripper To Pull the patches From where I had already healed, To make the scabs Bleed Again. And I thought you were A Jigsaw And you were broken So I could fix you And put you Together. Like a Vase, Easily B r o k e n. And Then You left me. Like a Tooth Full of Cav it ies. That Space Next To My heart No longer full. And you Didn't depend on me, No longer a tapeworm. I miss you. Like You Were Mine. But you were Never Mine.
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Oct 3, 2012
Oct 3, 2012 at 9:06 PM UTC
Shapeshifter
quanta is better understood outside of physics, on a grander scale - quantum is a quality suggestion that makes two (to, too) things auto-suggestive as pertaining in the matter - never mind - take the concept of quanta out of physics and you get a man readying himself for a controlled coma having his wisdom teeth removed, with the anaesθetician asking about the readers' digest, the patient replying quo vadis? / dokąd idziesz? then the great sleep plateau - 'where are you going?' puts any man off, whether boxer, or paediatrician - ****** lays dead floored for a minute, plays the dog game: play dead, tongue hanging ready for a guillotine. CHOP! and there goes the tail of a Doberman (jamnik / dachshund on stilts) and a ρoττł-                     y                     woo woo woo chim chimney                     cha cha cha ooh the rotting wail - rottweiler -                                                     -ειλερ; you never mention the u with the v due to the chisel ease, then again, you don't say double-o'h but say double u - too shay frowning at a shave; ****** i'll make your language my playground given all these post-colonial ***** aiming for a signature and credentials, this **** could pass the London brigade, but take it to York, it would be a massacre of a bureaucratic lapse of credentials... a viking invasion more-or-less; oh **** quantum physics, Charles Dickens and the Victorian Era - Jack the Ripper the antonym, both are the desired cages of energy requiring expression to make testimony that such an age existed, a particular congregate of expression, never universal, boxes and pockets, however much inside one is a question of your dietary requirement, quantum physics is better explained with history than hard science, and atoms, or the craze of subs, people need a bigger picture, not everyone own a ******* microscope or a telescope, teach quantum physics using history: Philippe Augustus of France mattered, at the Battle of Bouvines - Otto IV? not so much.
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Jun 26, 2016
Jun 26, 2016 at 7:45 PM UTC
Doberman and a Dachshund on stilts
quanta is better understood outside of physics, on a grander scale - quantum is a quality suggestion that makes two (to, too) things auto-suggestive as pertaining in the matter - never mind - take the concept of quanta out of physics and you get a man readying himself for a controlled coma having his wisdom teeth removed, with the anaesθetician asking about the readers' digest, the patient replying quo vadis? / dokąd idziesz? then the great sleep plateau - 'where are you going?' puts any man off, whether boxer, or paediatrician - ****** lays dead floored for a minute, plays the dog game: play dead, tongue hanging ready for a guillotine. CHOP! and there goes the tail of a Doberman (jamnik / dachshund on stilts) and a ρoττł-                     y                     woo woo woo chim chimney                     cha cha cha ooh the rotting wail - rottweiler -                                                     -ειλερ; you never mention the u with the v due to the chisel ease, then again, you don't say double-o'h but say double u - too shay frowning at a shave; ****** i'll make your language my playground given all these post-colonial ***** aiming for a signature and credentials, this **** could pass the London brigade, but take it to York, it would be a massacre of a bureaucratic lapse of credentials... a viking invasion more-or-less; oh **** quantum physics, Charles Dickens and the Victorian Era - Jack the Ripper the antonym, both are the desired cages of energy requiring expression to make testimony that such an age existed, a particular congregate of expression, never universal, boxes and pockets, however much inside one is a question of your dietary requirement, quantum physics is better explained with history than hard science, and atoms, or the craze of subs, people need a bigger picture, not everyone own a ******* microscope or a telescope, teach quantum physics using history: Philippe Augustus of France mattered, at the Battle of Bouvines - Otto IV? not so much.
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I saw your face in a paper sky, Saw how good it looked in black-and-white. The light in your eyes is One of those pre-lit things- That is, to say, That when you wink, The sky goes gray. Heart Ripper, you're a decorative lover, One red-hot summer. Heart Ripper, what a gorgeous shame. Love is love, under any given name, But after a hit, it's forever lame. You're the classic American case Of mud inside a jar, You air-brushed lonely-heart. Perfect imperfection, A photograph in a frame, You're smiling, but dustless. Dustless, and perfect. Heart Ripper, you've gained a red list, And another little lover wrapped up in your fist. Heart Ripper, she's on my side, If I can't give it back to you, She will in good time. Just like some music in the canal, You remind me of a favorite song. But this final number's old, Over-played, over-sold. Skipping in that broken-record fashion, Really, I mean to say, That this is a tune from the past, That's closing fast. Heart Ripper, you're a powerhouse lover, The blanket superior. Like a windbreaker in December, You're there, but not quite enough. Heart Ripper, never fixing what you've torn; The needle, the thread, the sewing hand-- Take this as a tune of pity, As a brand new set of plans. Hero, hero, Get it while it lasts. You're invincible now, A regular rough horse from the city. Go home, And just for good measure, Repent, before you receive More than just a tune of pity.
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Oct 18, 2012
Oct 18, 2012 at 5:07 PM UTC
Heart Ripper
Delight in these words, As I enlighten your mind. Twist and tie your tongue, until you are twisty tied, its fun. Your tongue, entangled with mine. After just meeting for the first time, in this precious moment; of a lifetime. I cross the fine line, of your life line until our lines are entwined. Entangled encryption the meaning defined. Everything happened, to cause this moment, Our stars must of aligned, now our minds intertwined. Juices flowing ripper than wine. this scripture use to glow, now it shines. your literal needs, encompassing mine. The thoughts alone; truly divine. These words, sinking into your unruly mind. Our lips synchronized, with the sinister hands of time. The moment everlasting, in our minds, even after -- the second time.
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Dec 28, 2016
Dec 28, 2016 at 4:23 PM UTC
Literally Inclined
The Mulberry butcher was amazed a packet of kidneys arrived and glazed. Where did this wonderful treat come from? It said on the label, Choice, US, One, The Chief of Police was having a fit; twenty young women reported missing and found ripped. Ripped through the throat and the back as well somebody was destined to go to hell. The coroner cried, My God, look how they died! He sliced their neck, took out their eyes and then, My God the kidneys too! This man surely belongs in a zoo. The Chief, he knew, at once, the Rippers return had given him lunch.
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Sep 25, 2010
Sep 25, 2010 at 8:56 AM UTC
The Mulberry Ripper
Catatonic fusion with bathroom tile vapor patina about my lattice neophyte - les enfants - lain there my fingers dipped beneath ribs diaphragm compressed - ***** tatting saliva I firmly grasp the seam-ripper and unspool aortic tissue extracting one thread at a time tying the fist in a knot releasing kinetic ****** each time I attempt enigmatic repair
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Jan 26, 2014
Jan 26, 2014 at 10:09 PM UTC
Enigmatic Repair
_the mythic Esther notwithstanding_; the only Jewish Miss America was Bess Myerson;  Miss New York, & exemplar of classic beauty  c.1945 studying German philosophy living on the upper east side; surrounded by rich Park Avenue Jews - spewing Nietzschean Nihilism causing them to  _shudder_ at the thought of relatives dragged from homes  never to be seen again; they don't want to hear that **** - my buddy Mingus Jr. bringing mechanical bebop to his constructed paintings;                                                 on the other hand, I'm going on & on about Heidegger & Schopenhauer, Brian Eno, David Bowie, Hegel, ****** Goebbels  & Riefenstahl; my paintings are violent; as if Jack the Ripper & James Whistler were the same guy; all women are beautiful by nature, but I would've done it different - put the snooch on top, the udders on the bottom, *** in front, arms & legs splayed out to the sides;    yes, that's better,   Diane Arbus, Ann Frank, Hannah Arendt,  Dori Bernstein,      Alison Linefsky    &  Eva Hesse are more beautiful than Lilith & Eve mixed; I hate being called a antisemitic; it's a painful reminder that at the moment I don't have a Jewish gf
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Aug 21, 2018
Aug 21, 2018 at 2:17 PM UTC
How Rare is Semitic Beauty
What is a monster ? What is evil ? Do those things even exist ? Or are they created by humans, to give them reason of those terrible deeds done ? What makes a monster ? Someone who takes joy from hurting others ? Who kills for fun ? A monster cannot be defined in a dictionary, because everyone’s opinion of a monster is different. Sometimes a monster can be that person who stole your money and left you stranded. Or maybe a mass murderer like ‘Jack the Ripper ’. Or maybe a monster is very different inside all of us. There is no way to define a monster, because although monsters are all evil, they start out good. And although monsters enjoy the darkness, they once enjoyed the light. No one is an angel, no one is a demon. Those terms do not exist. Because we are all monsters. They hide inside of us, Waiting for that perfect moment to strike. We all started completely pure and full of light, With our inner darkness unknown to us. We all start out like little lights in the dark. So what makes a person a monster? You do. Those tainted by darkness unknowingly taint those of light, Turning them bitter, cold and wicked. Most people learn to adapt to such bitterness. But there are those whose hearts cannot withstand. I am a monster. What kind is another question. What kind are you ?
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May 31, 2014
May 31, 2014 at 11:43 AM UTC
Monster
Between these sheets of satin love Violence breaks cherries Serenity found in screams and moans Yeah babe this is a *** poem About how I'm going to take from you The last of your innocence As you put my demonic instincts on a leash There will be blood As if Jack the Ripper Found his way between your legs The pierced silence quivers as lips curve back Hiding under your teeth Moans rupture as hair gets pulled *** cheeks spanked leaving clues As to whom it was that made you a ****** Begging, pleading, praying for more As the width of my **** grows Pushing harder onto your ***** walls The gravity defying length of its throbbing prowess Plunging ten thousand leagues into your soul The violent serenity of our *** life Becomes a perfect portrait We paint every night with the stains Our love produces onto bed spreads Needing to be burned after such defilement
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Mar 22, 2016
Mar 22, 2016 at 2:34 AM UTC
Violent Serenity
Gatt wishes he'd never been born, Says his brain is the size of a prawn, You know the old spinner, But he ain't much thinner, That ****** Aussie is Shame Warne. He can bowl a big turning ripper, Then fool you with his quick flipper, While he comments on sky, And eats one more steak pie, Before you're done up like a kipper. Even with the bat he's not bad, Drives the opposition quite mad, He could captain them too, More than Ponting's IQ, But he's gone and us Poms are just glad.
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May 30, 2010
May 30, 2010 at 12:49 AM UTC
Look, A ****** Aussie
oh easter time, the eggs are beautifully painted these are the prettiest eggs that you’ve ever seen you see some eggs are blue, and others are red and purple and there is a sweet yolk sitting inside it at easter time, everyone gets up and puts on a easter hunt for us all drink a beautiful caramel sundae with a chocolate egg inside it’s a ripper, oh what a nice taste it was i try a piece and, man i enjoy it everywhere around this lovely easter palace you see some call for beer and others call for wine i call for easter eggs as my only solace i love easter eggs, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i love easter eggs oh oh oh oh oh oh i love a nice can of coke to wash down the flavour you see a reign of hope, on this weary chocolate fountain and we are building chocolate covered mountains bring out the cherry cheer, and bring out the nice cold beer to have with a big chocolate bunny all so sweet i love easter time, it brings the family together in any weather, or a penny farthing rides with a million eggs will say HAPPY EASTER DUDES, and enjoy your chocolate egg surprise
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Mar 2, 2015
Mar 2, 2015 at 8:40 PM UTC
easter time is about chocolate madness