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"revved" poems
Red streaks of thin hair, finely cured, Sugar-coded skin, sweet yet sticky inside…and then you sniff, Freshly sliced with soft cries for help, the grass grows, Dried in the most delightful setting; a miniature shadow of the sun, The initials share a basketball in one palm- -The pop from the stereo reflects the ripple of a king- -----------------------0----------------------------0------------------------- A complete package within, once the engine has revved- the liftoff- Find yourself inside of her powers; the majestic magic maneuvers the mind, Mend many memories and flick the switch on the motionless projector, Guilty pleasures please the people and protect peaceful guidance, Keep close the cultivation of a captivating lover- -She will rise in your soul like helium in the lungs- --------------------0--------------------0-------------------- She, who I breathe for, calls my name; forever entering the cave, I broke off a chunk of everything she has grown to be, Crumbled, chalk-like pollen, piles into mounds of distraction, I set flame to the lone match and touch the wick- a silent sway- She burns, her hair still a fiery-ruby blend, but like all living expectation- -The ash separates and with the wind…she performs flips-
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Nov 20, 2014
Nov 20, 2014 at 3:44 PM UTC
Strawberry Cough
Every morning I would hear the metal wheels grind against the rails as the garage door opened Leave for school as you were under the hood staring at horse power repairing every engine that was broken Returned home and now you’re underneath a different car, your face blackened from the dirt, oil and debris And at night sometimes I’d hold the flashlight for you, pointing the light at the wrong spots of the engine, I’d help to some degree Rarely spoke but wrenches clanked, ratchets ticked, screws and bolts rattled and power tools revved It’s the language that I never understood but it’s the language I know you’ve said The garage doors would close, I’d smell the scent of Mary Jane coming from your room, swear the odor was limitless Then I would hear the rifts and solos from the guitar strings that were plucked by your fingertips Life as a grease monkey and a rockstar but you loved every second of it, you love everything you do I wish one day I could find my own love and become something just like you I see why my mother loves you You called me your son though we’re not blood I swear I miss you in every way You’ve alwayz told me to look out for my sister and to protect her everyday Happy birthday
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Sep 21, 2018
Sep 21, 2018 at 3:55 AM UTC
September 21st
Just ten minutes after I'd revved the engine I was only nine miles away from the love of my life Day dreaming of when we’d met just eight short months ago Soaring at seventy down that country road Only six more miles until she’d be in my arms again Five years ago thoughts of love would have seemed so far out of sight Yet four times I've already proposed, “too soon,” she’d always say Amazing how in three seconds your entire life can change With just two tires there’s little room for error When one blew out I hit the asphalt, hard In a wreck like that there’s zero chance I’d survive One hour later the ambulance arrived at last EMTs pressed two paddles against my chest Shocks were delivered three times At the hospital doctors performed four operations Five months I spent in a coma Followed by six months of physical therapy relearning to walk In time all seventeen broken bones had set and healed It cost me eight grand to buy a new bike Now nine years later I’m still riding, fearless, wife on the back The tenth time I asked, she finally said yes
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Feb 4, 2014
Feb 4, 2014 at 9:04 PM UTC
The Countdown
eid beckoned, and so did visarjan being a keralite the stomach craved for Sadhya so I found myself on Onam day inching closer and closer to a meal gone cold as the engine revved an unforgiving sigh I swore aloud with all my might, the city didn't even stop to breathe, as mount mary fair blew my brains to sleep only in bombay will one see, religions cohere so beautifully
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Sep 15, 2016
Sep 15, 2016 at 4:01 AM UTC
Through the confines of an air-conditioned cabin
I stood before the town folk, who were all revved up, in gear, " I'm laying claim to 'Yonder Road', which leads to my lot there". And as I spoke, I found my voice~ "And I, G Clair, it is my choice to take it back" and dared the few, who looked me in the eye, and knew they'd met their match but here's the catch, I took it straight, right down the hatch... The road's not mine to take. "We must decline. It's on the line, the Powell Township County Line" ~So half of it is theirs to sell? And so I'm thinking "What the hell?" I never planned to buy the land, which leads up to my pile of sand, and half a road? That's just a load of cock-a-mamey crap and toad! Not one spoke on my behalf, that half-a-road was just a laugh, but secretly I knew their game, to share the road, and to their shame, I'd have to buy the township out, if private is, what it's about. And so I kept my peace of mind. "I'll pay for Yonder, rob me blind!" "And all in favor, just say 'Aye'" The room went silent. Then a cry~ from down behind the furthest row, an "Aye" and then the rest in tow and everyone you would have thought, would die before the road was bought and on that day, the vote was wrought, and ALL for one road to my lot. the road was mine to take! And as I drove on down my road, I wondered, if it ever snowed, if they'd still plow a private road, or leave it to the one who owed the price of owning graveled lane, which cut in two, by grassy mane and wondered if I'd have to mow the place which pulled like undertow~ which drew the settlers through the plain, where nothing grows in fitful rain yet wagons, traveling there in vain, would lose a wheel, and what a pain and one last thought to keep me sane: Those drivers who had lots to gain whose hearts were heavy, just the same from weary rolling over rocks in untilled pastures, void of flocks who held the reigns in calloused hands and prayed while sweat dripped from their glands to make it to their promised lands, would LOVE... a road... like mine.
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Sep 10, 2013
Sep 10, 2013 at 9:30 AM UTC
Yonder Road
I stood before the town folk, who were all revved up, in gear, " I'm laying claim to 'Yonder Road', which leads to my lot there". And as I spoke, I found my voice~ "And I, G Clair, it is my choice to take it back" and dared the few, who looked me in the eye, and knew they'd met their match but here's the catch, I took it straight, right down the hatch... The road's not mine to take. "We must decline. It's on the line, the Powell Township County Line" ~So half of it is theirs to sell? And so I'm thinking "What the hell?" I never planned to buy the land, which leads up to my pile of sand, and half a road? That's just a load of cock-a-mamey crap and toad! Not one spoke on my behalf, that half-a-road was just a laugh, but secretly I knew their game, to share the road, and to their shame, I'd have to buy the township out, if private is, what it's about. And so I kept my peace of mind. "I'll pay for Yonder, rob me blind!" "And all in favor, just say 'Aye'" The room went silent. Then a cry~ from down behind the furthest row, an "Aye" and then the rest in tow and everyone you would have thought, would die before the road was bought and on that day, the vote was wrought, and ALL for one road to my lot. the road was mine to take! And as I drove on down my road, I wondered, if it ever snowed, if they'd still plow a private road, or leave it to the one who owed the price of owning graveled lane, which cut in two, by grassy mane and wondered if I'd have to mow the place which pulled like undertow~ which drew the settlers through the plain, where nothing grows in fitful rain yet wagons, traveling there in vain, would lose a wheel, and what a pain and one last thought to keep me sane: Those drivers who had lots to gain whose hearts were heavy, just the same from weary rolling over rocks in untilled pastures, void of flocks who held the reigns in calloused hands and prayed while sweat dripped from their glands to make it to their promised lands, would LOVE... a road... like mine.
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I was the small animal, shivering in the cave, Scarcely breathing, trapped, pushed in. My beating heart revved like a motor engine, Like adrenaline in fierce hostilities. Though I could not see it, I was too busy trying to frolic among the alpha-males, As though that was the only way to live, Sharpening my claws when I could have been sharpening my cunning, Because here we live not understanding, That not everyone is gonna flaunt themselves as the big dog. I’m out now, I grew opposable thumbs and was able to turn the key, And say “Do svedanya” To what I realized was just, A pile of males competing to be on top. If people wish to take a stand, Against something they cannot truly feel, Then I implore you, Do my lungs not breathe the same air as you do? Does my heart not beat just as yours does? Do my eyes not perceive the same wonders as you do? For those of you who enjoy Distinguishing right and wrong, Look at the animal to your left and Watch if he tries to steal from your plate Instead of letting your eyes burn With that overwhelming rage. Those claws can’t scratch the surface On understanding that the same blood Flows within our veins.
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Nov 13, 2013
Nov 13, 2013 at 9:13 AM UTC
I promised I wouldn't preach about being gay.
The Lady had him chained In that white, tile room Where she'd spent many painful hours Contemplating her doom The police didn't even Have a clue he was missing The Lady hired a ********** Who drugged him while kissing The poor dumb ***** As a witness was silenced She lay dead in the alley way Her death, it was violent Now, in the white tile room He'd been bleeding all the while The Lady stood outside the door Wearing a murderous smile He awoke with a scream Looked around, saw fingers missing He remembered fading out While he and the ***** had been kissing Realising where he was His bleeding body began to shake He knew The Lady was taking revenge For all his ****** mistakes Many nights he'd chained her here Just to hear her scream But now he was in her place Like a bad ******* dream Outside the door he heard a noise It was a murderous humming He knew that sound well It was a chainsaw running The Lady stepped through the door Rage on her face He struggled to get away But he would lose this race The Lady revved the chainsaw up He started to beg The Lady wouldn't hear it And off came his leg Now that white tile room Wasn't white anymore Blood, fingers, and body parts Littered the floor The Lady slid down the wall Sat down and took a breath Now all around her Was the sight and smell of death The Lady didn't mind No, she didn't care Because in Love and war All is fair
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Mar 31, 2016
Mar 31, 2016 at 8:21 AM UTC
The Ladys Revenge
She is a tress of hair out of place, combed in slow sweeps from my forehead. I thought her an enigma to perchance unravel by the press of well-paired lips or by a mind besotted with moon glow and Grenache wine; one wicked with wisdom. Saccharine words stirred into woody coffee, I, Whitman, imagine her the chill of Robert Frost clung like sugar grains to my Leaves of Grass. Almandine eyes of the nine Mousai revved up by unbridled inventiveness… I twinge too much to hold it inside, she triumphs beyond the rim of her vessel, so our ache and exultation steal past the musing sentinel of apprehension; and leap from once dormant imagination into spirit shadows and splendid motifs. She is a stranger to all, but to those whom she whispers as lover. We, two strangers of sun and moon, curl nubile into night to take our nuptials at dawn. One hundred million miles and one earth between us; now bound as one, we pull the tides into an unexpected tempest in my heart; a tender act of indiscretion undoing a tame, near tepid, bearing. Thus muse and artist feast upon the provender of providence and all delectable in between them.
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Oct 18, 2014
Oct 18, 2014 at 11:51 AM UTC
The Romance of Artist and Muse
Ive been feeling electric, sparking, waiting for ignition Confused, longing for release Finding close calls with the unavailable Wondering what about sin makes us feel more vibrantly alive Praying for a fated spark, brought by His will Resisting temptation But remembering electric bad news mouth on my ear A friend’s body language A student’s eyes searching mine in a 4 hour exchange A woman in heartbreak Cryptic messages from my heart’s interpretation and friendship from available options Trying to be the better version I’ve become while the past me slips me bad ideas Through seductive lips and sensual whispers I feel on the verge I want all the bad ideas, the intensity almost hurts but I’m waiting for the fated interaction Hoping it’s worth the wait Staying electric Impatient Revved Sparking Hoping Strong <3
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Dec 2, 2013
Dec 2, 2013 at 6:52 PM UTC
Tempting Sparks - Age 24
i am a cork, set upon the rapids today. a storm, rising in the darjeeling tea. lightning, in the sugar jar all bitterred up and jittery. i am a feather, caught up in a whirlwind, on the edge of a cyclone. running laps incessant, on the hamster wheel, of insomulance, that's me. frenzied, fury, frenetic energy. revved up, to beyond the max, caught... tied up in a box with bright,binding string. claustrophobically, confined, ready to explode, my brain confetti, tizzy-fied. why you ask?             what's the go? that's the ****** problem.. i don't know............
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Mar 25, 2014
Mar 25, 2014 at 4:02 PM UTC
fraught
Do you remember when I put my last dollar In that vending machine? And it didn’t give me my Dr. pepper ? And you walked away and bought your lunch And sat next to me smiling to share your soda and make it better? Do you remember how my lips hurt, So bad and I slept so little that night, Because I hadn’t bought my books, And you woke up in the morning, To early and rushed to save the day, Saved me twice by taking me away. Sat with me and kissed my tender lips, And told me I shouldn’t bite them When I’m stressed? Do you remember holding me together When I had fallen apart, And then you sewed together My torn and tattered heart? When panic revved inside my soul, You held it there at bay, whispered sweetly in my ear That I was worth the wait? Do you remember what you said, When I was crying on the floor, Rain was pouring in my head, When I said I couldn’t hold it up For another second more? You told me to let it go, And that nothing was as important As seeing that I could be happy again? And then.. Do you remember taking me to my own Prom, Because I felt to alone to go? And I was all wrong. And you held me up and looked at me, And danced until for a moment I was whole. Like I had never cried before, like I Had always known, you would come into existence The moment I needed you most. Do you remember sitting under candle light, Without a single word, As I cried, and you cried in a house So full where not a person knew, and The only way to be alone was to fallow Me to the bathtub where we cried And I kept touching you, To make sure it was true, that you were Still there. That you were real, And you really cared to follow through. Do you remember telling me I was beautiful, When you should have said I Was damaged? I can’t imagine Anything better then when I stepped out of the bathroom, Downstairs and you stared At the broken smile on my face, And your eyes were empty for a moment. I remember no one knew, like you knew. No one shows me like you show it. And when you say someday you will find a way, To let me know that you will stay, To let me know the way you love me, I want to wrap my arms around you, And let you feel it from me, All the ways you show me every single day. Because I remember, And I can’t believe I get to know, That I love you, and you stayed. And I remember.
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Feb 11, 2012
Feb 11, 2012 at 3:11 AM UTC
Remember
Do you remember when I put my last dollar In that vending machine? And it didn’t give me my Dr. pepper ? And you walked away and bought your lunch And sat next to me smiling to share your soda and make it better? Do you remember how my lips hurt, So bad and I slept so little that night, Because I hadn’t bought my books, And you woke up in the morning, To early and rushed to save the day, Saved me twice by taking me away. Sat with me and kissed my tender lips, And told me I shouldn’t bite them When I’m stressed? Do you remember holding me together When I had fallen apart, And then you sewed together My torn and tattered heart? When panic revved inside my soul, You held it there at bay, whispered sweetly in my ear That I was worth the wait? Do you remember what you said, When I was crying on the floor, Rain was pouring in my head, When I said I couldn’t hold it up For another second more? You told me to let it go, And that nothing was as important As seeing that I could be happy again? And then.. Do you remember taking me to my own Prom, Because I felt to alone to go? And I was all wrong. And you held me up and looked at me, And danced until for a moment I was whole. Like I had never cried before, like I Had always known, you would come into existence The moment I needed you most. Do you remember sitting under candle light, Without a single word, As I cried, and you cried in a house So full where not a person knew, and The only way to be alone was to fallow Me to the bathtub where we cried And I kept touching you, To make sure it was true, that you were Still there. That you were real, And you really cared to follow through. Do you remember telling me I was beautiful, When you should have said I Was damaged? I can’t imagine Anything better then when I stepped out of the bathroom, Downstairs and you stared At the broken smile on my face, And your eyes were empty for a moment. I remember no one knew, like you knew. No one shows me like you show it. And when you say someday you will find a way, To let me know that you will stay, To let me know the way you love me, I want to wrap my arms around you, And let you feel it from me, All the ways you show me every single day. Because I remember, And I can’t believe I get to know, That I love you, and you stayed. And I remember.
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The most abused of them all That bitter taste The bite of fire Liquor and beer The murkey and the clear One of the coolest Joe cool Blow like city breeze As romanticized as diamonds Just as ****** - cigs The Doctors choice (orders?) Gets you revved up Shot to the moon and back With complete concentration Amphetamine aka Adderall
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Jan 11, 2015
Jan 11, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC
Drugs
"Get a degree a high G.P.A. a piece of modern adult identity. Drive onto the racetrack with a real job--engine revved," say the boys: Washington, Dad, and you. Voices loud Ears Deaf.
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Jan 20, 2013
Jan 20, 2013 at 2:20 PM UTC
What the Boys Say
Something phenomenal calls! Its voice is like a gushing waterfall. Endless continuums of percussions resound The rhythm infiltrates my consciousness and my veins. It becomes synchronized with my heart and brain. I writhed like a woman in childbirth. Struggling, I sought to cast out this rhythm and the source of this call. I wanted to sit. I wanted to crawl. I wanted to smash this thing against the wall. Enduring until the sound dissipates. Drenched and exhasuted, I wait. Eternity is ike an endless mile. Mortality is a second in a day. A new dawn beckons. As the rhytm crescendos, I surrend to its beat. I am a newborn on the stage of life. Is this my scene to make as I wish? I am a fish out of water drowning from air. Yet an Oscar awaits the moment I participate. The choices I make reflect on the past. Who have I cast, but myself? Constantly, I am prepared to tangle with each day. Reaching out for help, I am pulled from the fray. Like a rose that forgot to bloom, I am struck with the onset of gloom. Counting the years, I have left, can I make the deadline? Fate screams, "Get in line!" It is my turn to shine. I have resolved that I just need to be me, Be courageous, be open, be free. Allow life's paths to converge. The blinding light of life has turned green. I am revved and ready, To make my grandest scene!
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Jul 25, 2010
Jul 25, 2010 at 9:40 AM UTC
Vita
I’m afraid of ******* up Afraid of that thing I called ‘it’ my whole life Not knowing that ‘it’ was really just me Not knowing That what I’m afraid of is my own fear In the last gear On this highway I like to call life I’m, revved up and flying full throttle towards the edge Dangling between The sun, And the sharp rocks of reality Splat, crash And in a flash All of my dreams are gone **** And I’m stuck in another coma, for another nineteen years Until I have another life crisis I feel the need To speed Out of I’ll walk these streets alone Until I find the oz’s home And you can beep bop To my beat box As this street walks To my solo Whoa, If I could go? Another way with a new day And the new play on this new field Where this game starts Fwap Goes the minute hand Faster than a blinking man As the crowd screams so loud The noise is silent Slow down, wait cause Imma do what was never done And imma win what was never won They say all roads lead to hell? Well, They also said all roads lead to Rome And lemme just tell you….that Rome? Was no home To me So I’m gonna keep on trekking Keep regrettin’ Till I find, what I got in mind And that is Peace Piece inside Figure out all these pieces I could never fit together Till I get a whole There’s the goal I’ll find that inner child And the crowd goes wild
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Nov 28, 2011
Nov 28, 2011 at 3:50 PM UTC
highway.
Our life together is often linked by golden songs Of moments captured, warm and true and rare Those songs that carry memories, they often speak for me Sewn into words reflecting how we care Crazy Mr Bowie could always rock our world And John's sunshine voice always warmed us so And Fern knew that together we were beautiful Though we were all revved up with no place to go And they lifted us with their own dreams and visions And we smile and dance and fall around the room And recall the joys that wove us close together But after all this time, and after all those songs Someone else's words just won't do For 40 Decembers, I sang with someone else's voice I let so many strangers declare my love for you But now it's time to tell my girl what she really means to me, And on this day, someone else's words won't do So, I recall the winding roads of expectation And the First Class sound of brass in summer sun And feel the drizzle of mountainside while we lay in each others arms And that crazy mixed up joy of being young I'm ever grateful for that day I saw your smiling face Expecting someone else to grace my view And I never shall regret the paper ring I forged Or the beautiful adventure it led us to And though I'm grateful to the poets for their sentiments And the thousand vibrant voices that have shined Using someone else's words to speak to you today Won't be enough to speak for me this time Remember..... It was cold, but it was sunny, the week of Christmas, that aint funny! I was hungover, like a **** stood nervously, before the clerk But you were there, and you were fine, so beautiful, and you shined That was our day, we'd be one, though they said we were too young We faced the world, and we signed, your slender hand, warm in my mine And there it began, our mystery ride, with my girl, my love, my bride You're my lady of the Rhododendrums, don't you know? The Prettiest nurse that ever nursed me through And though the pretty valleys always captivated us Gelert's graceful beauty always bowed to you You are my friend and my ambassador The beauty of the beast You're the mistress of my madness And the the Princess of my peace For my lady of the Rhododendrums dancing in your hair Thank you for always being at my side With sparkling smile and giving soul, and a heart that is laid bare My precious wife, my lovely blushing bride So please accept this humble song with love from me After 40 years I finally came through It won't make sun shine down upon your shoulders But I'm the only one who knows the inner you And it's not someone else's words Not other people's words But this song This simple song Is only for you I sing this song for you
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Nov 29, 2020
Nov 29, 2020 at 5:23 PM UTC
Lady of the Rhododendrums
Our life together is often linked by golden songs Of moments captured, warm and true and rare Those songs that carry memories, they often speak for me Sewn into words reflecting how we care Crazy Mr Bowie could always rock our world And John's sunshine voice always warmed us so And Fern knew that together we were beautiful Though we were all revved up with no place to go And they lifted us with their own dreams and visions And we smile and dance and fall around the room And recall the joys that wove us close together But after all this time, and after all those songs Someone else's words just won't do For 40 Decembers, I sang with someone else's voice I let so many strangers declare my love for you But now it's time to tell my girl what she really means to me, And on this day, someone else's words won't do So, I recall the winding roads of expectation And the First Class sound of brass in summer sun And feel the drizzle of mountainside while we lay in each others arms And that crazy mixed up joy of being young I'm ever grateful for that day I saw your smiling face Expecting someone else to grace my view And I never shall regret the paper ring I forged Or the beautiful adventure it led us to And though I'm grateful to the poets for their sentiments And the thousand vibrant voices that have shined Using someone else's words to speak to you today Won't be enough to speak for me this time Remember..... It was cold, but it was sunny, the week of Christmas, that aint funny! I was hungover, like a **** stood nervously, before the clerk But you were there, and you were fine, so beautiful, and you shined That was our day, we'd be one, though they said we were too young We faced the world, and we signed, your slender hand, warm in my mine And there it began, our mystery ride, with my girl, my love, my bride You're my lady of the Rhododendrums, don't you know? The Prettiest nurse that ever nursed me through And though the pretty valleys always captivated us Gelert's graceful beauty always bowed to you You are my friend and my ambassador The beauty of the beast You're the mistress of my madness And the the Princess of my peace For my lady of the Rhododendrums dancing in your hair Thank you for always being at my side With sparkling smile and giving soul, and a heart that is laid bare My precious wife, my lovely blushing bride So please accept this humble song with love from me After 40 years I finally came through It won't make sun shine down upon your shoulders But I'm the only one who knows the inner you And it's not someone else's words Not other people's words But this song This simple song Is only for you I sing this song for you
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Aspirant almost Leica deftly fashioned   fully throated astro revved.
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Jul 4, 2012
Jul 4, 2012 at 4:51 PM UTC
Olympus OM1 md
His waltz-walk, just added to loveliness in a southern township made a balled hum like a grown elm sprung from pillboxes or a revved engine – the tip tapping, centerfold pouring tea and fertilize the carnal burn. I have an afterglow from watching him, he treats it like a sunrise; it splits to a peak, and dissolves untouched. We think of such moments as a fever, I hope he considers my smile a moon jewel a valuable pepper of pearls she wept and they fell from her head – but not I, no, I know that girls do not cry. And there will be a moment I know he is walking to me, he will waltz with me.
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Mar 20, 2013
Mar 20, 2013 at 5:16 PM UTC
the first dance
Do you know what I miss? I miss the gentle smile that was for me, the lingering looks with blushing cheeks, the feather-like touch that revved up my senses, the soft whispers full of affection. YOU.
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Aug 8, 2018
Aug 8, 2018 at 9:40 AM UTC
What I Miss
Shifting like a coward back then forth, I watched my lover vacant.   His eyes looked at me as if there where nothing else in the whole world. There was. So I told him: “I do not love you any more.” I said, so confident and proud. “I swear to god you will not see me in heaven and I'll find my own heaven somehow. I value my beer and my places and dreams and perhaps some new lovers for now. And though it may hurt you cannot calm my screams and that matters it ******* matters you failed!!" He looked down as if I had just ripped something out of him, I did. I loved it so much and cried like a baby all night wishing I had him to hold on to. His jewel was wrapped around my neck like a noose. I tugged on it to see if he would notice. He didn’t. And in that moment I tugged so hard that it broke. I threw what was left at him. Broken gems hit the scattered floor. They where gone. We where. I revved my engine and hoped for hell that he would take me back! He didn’t. And those eyes like eyeballs rest comfortably upon his ugly cheeks. His face all torn up by liquid and hate.   Then he kissed me so sweetly even I felt like the devil. I was. And I knew just then that I would never forget that moment.
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May 20, 2013
May 20, 2013 at 10:52 PM UTC
Lover
2nd of Jan all revved up Another cup of tea in another tea cup Back to work sharp and raring to go Cup of tea gone, the start is slow Happy New Year you say with glee The guy over there is staring at me I pick up the pace and give it some wellie Oh crap I think he's staring at my belly Peanuts, crisp, Toblerone and cake Turkey, trifle all on your plate Just eat and sit until you're ill As you tell yourself just sit and chill Must get fit and lose some weight Tuesday arrives you come home late Chicken Pie, peas and a pint of beer Same old same old Happy New Year!
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Jan 4, 2018
Jan 4, 2018 at 7:43 AM UTC
New Year Rap
Group think in unison disarray morons looking for Camelot in mob's dive we spoil for mind war but pray lend us our minds in cloudy storms of magical red rains our brains were washed to pristine white Our masters tell us its a remote affair so show us the moat we will swim float and jump masters says its a revolution we are revved up but spare us the elocution Some are saying this is mindless but we could not care less though those wenches were careless when they stole from the Moor who was not from the moors in North York A bright spark said its a vendetta of thieves they cut of his tongue and said his brains had not been washed proper that he was calling a ***** a ***** yet the masters had taken our pitchforks and cudgels away them dumb masters keeps on saying remote remote and then control, control, then, power, power now if you ask me fellow hicks in unison this really is no time for **** roll neither is it a time to go to the moat, what's it with this re moat then they say its tower, tower in Cromwells' name are we being told to go via the moat for a **** roll in the tower don't blame me they washed my brains a while ago.....
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Jul 19, 2020
Jul 19, 2020 at 2:45 AM UTC
Re-moat control......