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"reeeeaaaal" poems
Well hey babe, don't you look cool You've got your spiffy clothes, Your e-cigar, and you're good to go Hey babe, you look so great You've got on those ridiculous mom jeans, And you're running on fumes Hey babe, looking reeeeaaaal good, Your hybrid can't go up hills but, "Hey, I'm saving the earth!" You can't keep up with these Hipster habits Tricks are meant for kids you, Silly rabbit You can't save the world, You're just a silly girl, Your life is not a trend. Your cat pics are going viral You've built a record player, And you've turned tumblr into a bible There are these clear men-wear inspired oxfords that you've "Gotta have!" Shopping at goodwill can only get you so far, Especially when you filled yourself with angst that's outdated. It's not even like you're brooding in a bar You can't keep up with these Hipster habits Tricks are meant for kids you, Silly rabbit You can't save the world, You're just a silly girl, Your life is not a trend. And you could write me a strongly worded letter, but don't make any mistakes dear, because your typewriter's not that clever. I'm reading articles about appropriation, And learning how to join the "body posi nation" I dyed my hair white And my paelo weight watchers points are out of sight! Your Essie polish doesn't match your insta feed, Oh look you've made a hipster out of me. We can't keep up with these Hipster habits Tricks are meant for kids you, Silly rabbit We can't save the world, We're just a silly girls, Our lives are not a trend.
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Mar 20, 2016
Mar 20, 2016 at 12:59 AM UTC
hannah-leaker
hipster habits
Well hey babe, don't you look cool You've got your spiffy clothes, Your e-cigar, and you're good to go Hey babe, you look so great You've got on those ridiculous mom jeans, And you're running on fumes Hey babe, looking reeeeaaaal good, Your hybrid can't go up hills but, "Hey, I'm saving the earth!" You can't keep up with these Hipster habits Tricks are meant for kids you, Silly rabbit You can't save the world, You're just a silly girl, Your life is not a trend. Your cat pics are going viral You've built a record player, And you've turned tumblr into a bible There are these clear men-wear inspired oxfords that you've "Gotta have!" Shopping at goodwill can only get you so far, Especially when you filled yourself with angst that's outdated. It's not even like you're brooding in a bar You can't keep up with these Hipster habits Tricks are meant for kids you, Silly rabbit You can't save the world, You're just a silly girl, Your life is not a trend. And you could write me a strongly worded letter, but don't make any mistakes dear, because your typewriter's not that clever. I'm reading articles about appropriation, And learning how to join the "body posi nation" I dyed my hair white And my paelo weight watchers points are out of sight! Your Essie polish doesn't match your insta feed, Oh look you've made a hipster out of me. We can't keep up with these Hipster habits Tricks are meant for kids you, Silly rabbit We can't save the world, We're just a silly girls, Our lives are not a trend.
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