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"quiz" poems
1. Had you a viral video, you’d watch it more than once. 2. Instagram hearts make you smile, even from strangers. 3. Which would you rather: *** or Zuckerberg friending you on Facebook. No, this isn’t a Cosmo quiz — it’s a social experiment. Because no one ACTUALLY answers these questions honestly without looking like that ****** at the pool trying to get as MANY high fives as possible. Yet, we all do it. Alone or in public. Day or night. LED screen spice up our lives. It was probably best embodied by that girl taking selfie after   selfie after selfie after selfie, filmed for minutes on the way to school, the video soon posted, by her dad trying to teach  her a lesson? Or trying to get attention? Either way, he might as well have hashtagged it #socialsuicide. Like most humor we laughed at her because we are her. We see a dripping characterture ************ to itself in public. Wait, it, sounds wrong when you name it. But there is a name for it: Digital ************ aka Self-adoration aka Narcississism. You won’t agree that you do it too. But I’ll bet most of you get excited thinking about notifications too. Why is that? You’d never admit it. You can say I smelt it, so I dealt it. Call me a preacher, a hater, or a hypocrit. But I'd rather you call me a digital masterbater too. And then remember the last time you opened Instagram or Facebook or Twitter and took a selfie or hashtagged something or posted a status that your still breathing. How long has it been — a minute, an hour, a day? Now try making fun of her.
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Aug 29, 2014
Aug 29, 2014 at 11:20 AM UTC
Digital ************
1. Had you a viral video, you’d watch it more than once. 2. Instagram hearts make you smile, even from strangers. 3. Which would you rather: *** or Zuckerberg friending you on Facebook. No, this isn’t a Cosmo quiz — it’s a social experiment. Because no one ACTUALLY answers these questions honestly without looking like that ****** at the pool trying to get as MANY high fives as possible. Yet, we all do it. Alone or in public. Day or night. LED screen spice up our lives. It was probably best embodied by that girl taking selfie after   selfie after selfie after selfie, filmed for minutes on the way to school, the video soon posted, by her dad trying to teach  her a lesson? Or trying to get attention? Either way, he might as well have hashtagged it #socialsuicide. Like most humor we laughed at her because we are her. We see a dripping characterture ************ to itself in public. Wait, it, sounds wrong when you name it. But there is a name for it: Digital ************ aka Self-adoration aka Narcississism. You won’t agree that you do it too. But I’ll bet most of you get excited thinking about notifications too. Why is that? You’d never admit it. You can say I smelt it, so I dealt it. Call me a preacher, a hater, or a hypocrit. But I'd rather you call me a digital masterbater too. And then remember the last time you opened Instagram or Facebook or Twitter and took a selfie or hashtagged something or posted a status that your still breathing. How long has it been — a minute, an hour, a day? Now try making fun of her.
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Happiness I wake up fresh and happy as can be Monday mornings are just simply nothing for me, A new day has been given to me Oh for what this day has in store for me I just can't wait and see, Class starts with the teacher telling a joke Recess and gotta sip on some of that coke At the math class the quiz was postponed At lunch my crush sat with me and I'm feeling like I'm ****** Just got home and mom bought some pizza And how i enjoyed grobbin' down on that meat Pepperoni, ham and bacon now that's just neat Oh how today was a good day Endin' everything at night Just chillin on my bed not a ****** in sight Oh how today was cute like some pup But it was all ruined when I heard wake up!!!
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Jun 9, 2014
Jun 9, 2014 at 5:07 AM UTC
Happiness
I wanted to sneak into a space down the star I couldn’t sleep in a night Huh I was yet to get an answer to a quiz why! Though I showed a mirror The moon floats in the night gently, the dark could mingles into the light. But one couldn’t relay My sweetie toyed it away! As if no matter what if one wishes so is free to sway. Huh my sweetie toyed it away! Did the Moon score tapping in on the starry night’s blackboard, how many ***** Who can tell, who can tell? Though a cheering sun rises In the end by the rose. Myriads stars meltdown in a stunner’s teardrop. That stirs coming so close. Yet is a dwarf over the ocean! Touches the moon not one that pulls the most. The sea lives by the small earth There is no law in love My sweetie toyed it away!
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Mar 21, 2017
Mar 21, 2017 at 5:40 PM UTC
My Sweetie Toyed It Away
Milyun-milyong mga blankong mukha, pipintahan, papahiran ng pintora ang iba’t ibang kastilyo ng pangarap. Subalit sa paglipas ng panahon ang mga kastilyong ito’y rurupok, at sa isang ihip ng hangin ay pwede ‘tong gibain. Masasanay kang matalo, para sa atin ‘tong mundo. Para sa atin, hindi para sa kanila, kailanman hindi ‘to masasakop ng mga mapapait na luha. Nasanay ka na sa panonood ng mga teleserye o pelikulang kung ano ang theme song ay ‘yon din ang pamagat. Nasanay ka nang mag-abang sa paiba-ibang kulay na buhok ni Vice Ganda, o ni Yeng Constantino, ang umasa rin sa paiba-ibang desisyon ng mga tao sa paligid mo. Nasanay ka nang magmahal ang gasolina, at iba pang mga bilihin ngunit hindi ang magmahal ng totoo, dahil takot kang masaktan ulit, ang iwanan, o umasa ulit, sa isang relasyong pang-post lang sa FB, IG o Twitter, ‘yong pang-“#relationshipgoals” lang, nasanay ka na pero takot ka pa rin. Nasanay ka na sa mga surprise quiz. Sa exams. Sa reporting. Sa thesis. Sa Singko, INC, Withdraw o Drop. Sa pag-jaywalking, dahil late na naman sa 7:30 AM class. Sa paulit-ulit na sorry. Sa paulit-ulit ding pagpapatawad. Sa paghahanap ng ka-red string. Sa paghahanap ng ka-forever. Sa mabagal na internet. Sa job interview. Sa gobyerno. Masasanay ka ring matalo dahil ganito ang konsepto ng mundo. Patitikman ka muna ng pagkabigo, bago ka ulit maging buo. Baka rin bukas-makalawa maiisipan mo nang mag-aral ng mabuti at iwasang ang usapang mabote, ang bumangon ng maaga at hindi papatayin ang naka-set na alarm, ang maging totoo sa taong nagmamahal sa ‘yo, o kaya subukang ipa-Photoshop ang 2x2 picture mo sa resume para sa paparating na job interview. Masasanay ka ring matalo, masasanay ka rin sa mga peklat mo sa puso. Dahil hindi ito matatapalan ng pulga-pulgadang concealer ng Maybelline, o kahit ubusin mo pa ang stock sa AVON, sa Watson, sa HBC, o sa Lazada. Kaya tanggapin mo na lang na ang buhay ay puno ng pagkatalo, dahil sa huli para sa atin din naman ang mundo, kaya wala kang dahilan para sumuko, dahil ang sumusuko lang ang natatalo, at ang hindi takot sumubok ulit ang tunay na panalo.
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Sep 6, 2016
Sep 6, 2016 at 8:03 PM UTC
Masasanay Kang Matalo, Para Sa Atin Itong Mundo
Milyun-milyong mga blankong mukha, pipintahan, papahiran ng pintora ang iba’t ibang kastilyo ng pangarap. Subalit sa paglipas ng panahon ang mga kastilyong ito’y rurupok, at sa isang ihip ng hangin ay pwede ‘tong gibain. Masasanay kang matalo, para sa atin ‘tong mundo. Para sa atin, hindi para sa kanila, kailanman hindi ‘to masasakop ng mga mapapait na luha. Nasanay ka na sa panonood ng mga teleserye o pelikulang kung ano ang theme song ay ‘yon din ang pamagat. Nasanay ka nang mag-abang sa paiba-ibang kulay na buhok ni Vice Ganda, o ni Yeng Constantino, ang umasa rin sa paiba-ibang desisyon ng mga tao sa paligid mo. Nasanay ka nang magmahal ang gasolina, at iba pang mga bilihin ngunit hindi ang magmahal ng totoo, dahil takot kang masaktan ulit, ang iwanan, o umasa ulit, sa isang relasyong pang-post lang sa FB, IG o Twitter, ‘yong pang-“#relationshipgoals” lang, nasanay ka na pero takot ka pa rin. Nasanay ka na sa mga surprise quiz. Sa exams. Sa reporting. Sa thesis. Sa Singko, INC, Withdraw o Drop. Sa pag-jaywalking, dahil late na naman sa 7:30 AM class. Sa paulit-ulit na sorry. Sa paulit-ulit ding pagpapatawad. Sa paghahanap ng ka-red string. Sa paghahanap ng ka-forever. Sa mabagal na internet. Sa job interview. Sa gobyerno. Masasanay ka ring matalo dahil ganito ang konsepto ng mundo. Patitikman ka muna ng pagkabigo, bago ka ulit maging buo. Baka rin bukas-makalawa maiisipan mo nang mag-aral ng mabuti at iwasang ang usapang mabote, ang bumangon ng maaga at hindi papatayin ang naka-set na alarm, ang maging totoo sa taong nagmamahal sa ‘yo, o kaya subukang ipa-Photoshop ang 2x2 picture mo sa resume para sa paparating na job interview. Masasanay ka ring matalo, masasanay ka rin sa mga peklat mo sa puso. Dahil hindi ito matatapalan ng pulga-pulgadang concealer ng Maybelline, o kahit ubusin mo pa ang stock sa AVON, sa Watson, sa HBC, o sa Lazada. Kaya tanggapin mo na lang na ang buhay ay puno ng pagkatalo, dahil sa huli para sa atin din naman ang mundo, kaya wala kang dahilan para sumuko, dahil ang sumusuko lang ang natatalo, at ang hindi takot sumubok ulit ang tunay na panalo.
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Aug 31, 2015
Aug 31, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC
recent google searches
My hometown is a place of rustic beauty and simple people a population under 200 meant that everybody knew everybody farmer Neville and his sheep always on the loose and the quiz night at the pub just another excuse to get drunker and drunker and the private boarding school which I attended so rich with false academia we learned the lessons which would prepare us for the false prophets yet to come and the public school and their ***** uniforms where I found my friends friends who at this point have arrest records ranging from assault to petty larceny and criminally wasted potential oh how I miss that town even now, because despite the racism and xenophobia which infest my kinsmen I still have to believe that things can get better that life there can match the beauty of North Yorkshire farm lands and woodlands and friendly knowing smiles My hometown isn't perfect and I wouldn't have it any other way
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Apr 21, 2013
Apr 21, 2013 at 3:13 AM UTC
My Hometown
Anxiety has taught me that the large blue doors at the entrance to the next four years of my life are there to keep me in more than to keep others out That the best way to keep the students with no future away from the students with one is to create advanced classes that will determine whether a college will allow you entrance without a doubt Anxiety taught me what it's like to hold back tears And how to freak the guy next to you out because he's never had to handle a girl crying and being dependent upon and not being able to provide is one of his greatest fears Anxiety taught me that "it's not just one quiz it's the rest of your life!" That you must work hard in school and get into college and get a good job and make money and these are the only ways to become someone's wife That seeing your fears of not being good enough becoming true in the eyes of the only one you love and that it feels like your heart has been stabbed at by a knife Or when you're sick and throwing up but you have a paper due in 3 hours and it's either sleep or finish the paragraph who's sentences will probably end up slurred Anxiety taught me that time is not your friend That it will not be there when the fate of the rest of your life is hanging on 10 more words to reach the 500 word limit Anxiety has taught me that no matter how many assignments you complete you’ll never get rid of this weight on your chest That you have to keep working until there's no more time to rest That you can do problems 1-50 in your textbook and it'll teach you the material but not how to take a test That no matter how many hours you study you will not perform your best Anxiety taught me what it's like to put all of your eggs in one basket. One human shaped basket that isn't always around and won't be awake at 2 in the morning because he has an 8 AM and needs his sleep But when he doesn't have an assignment going to bed early is one of the many promises he cannot keep Anxiety taught me what a social barrier is A beer covered barrier that reminds you that all he's going to want to do this summer is drink because that's all he's done the last 8 months and you haven't been there And that you don't like the taste of alcohol much and he knows that but he'll still hand you a shot out of nowhere That you can feel yourself getting drunker and drunker and that terrifies you and he knows that but he no longer seems to care Anxiety is more than being nervous before you ask someone to prom anxiety is more than feeling helpless when your parents don't get along Anxiety is being the hero and failing Anxiety is being afraid of heights and knowing you'll have to fall every single day
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Jun 1, 2016
Jun 1, 2016 at 12:14 AM UTC
Anxiety
Anxiety has taught me that the large blue doors at the entrance to the next four years of my life are there to keep me in more than to keep others out That the best way to keep the students with no future away from the students with one is to create advanced classes that will determine whether a college will allow you entrance without a doubt Anxiety taught me what it's like to hold back tears And how to freak the guy next to you out because he's never had to handle a girl crying and being dependent upon and not being able to provide is one of his greatest fears Anxiety taught me that "it's not just one quiz it's the rest of your life!" That you must work hard in school and get into college and get a good job and make money and these are the only ways to become someone's wife That seeing your fears of not being good enough becoming true in the eyes of the only one you love and that it feels like your heart has been stabbed at by a knife Or when you're sick and throwing up but you have a paper due in 3 hours and it's either sleep or finish the paragraph who's sentences will probably end up slurred Anxiety taught me that time is not your friend That it will not be there when the fate of the rest of your life is hanging on 10 more words to reach the 500 word limit Anxiety has taught me that no matter how many assignments you complete you’ll never get rid of this weight on your chest That you have to keep working until there's no more time to rest That you can do problems 1-50 in your textbook and it'll teach you the material but not how to take a test That no matter how many hours you study you will not perform your best Anxiety taught me what it's like to put all of your eggs in one basket. One human shaped basket that isn't always around and won't be awake at 2 in the morning because he has an 8 AM and needs his sleep But when he doesn't have an assignment going to bed early is one of the many promises he cannot keep Anxiety taught me what a social barrier is A beer covered barrier that reminds you that all he's going to want to do this summer is drink because that's all he's done the last 8 months and you haven't been there And that you don't like the taste of alcohol much and he knows that but he'll still hand you a shot out of nowhere That you can feel yourself getting drunker and drunker and that terrifies you and he knows that but he no longer seems to care Anxiety is more than being nervous before you ask someone to prom anxiety is more than feeling helpless when your parents don't get along Anxiety is being the hero and failing Anxiety is being afraid of heights and knowing you'll have to fall every single day
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The clinical nature of your tests leaves me A cynical crater of a mess My interest begins to wane When your quiz sparks pain Like little droplets of rain Falling on the window pane Of your picture That once was scripture But now seems impure And superficial Destroying my hope Like a missile You probe like a lawyer And act like Tom Sawyer And expect my interest But I have none to feign When your image is stained By the grueling test I went through That revealed your inner truth
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Jul 31, 2017
Jul 31, 2017 at 10:57 PM UTC
Test
I'm 12 and I've been reading for 352 days straight and I have no interest in the people around me and why should I? I'm 14 in this one and my sheets have polka dots on them and my pillow is Avril Lavigne's face and I'm thinking about the girl at school with pink hair and slow penmanship. When I'm 16 you are 15 and holding my hand and I'm asking about french homework and trying not to focus on the movement of your thumb around mine which is not friendship. This time I'm 21 and your thick bones outline my thin and I like this small feeling.
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Jan 24, 2019
Jan 24, 2019 at 2:08 PM UTC
'ARE U gAY?!!' quiz in cosmos i hide under my bed
He's found himself in the closet After he lost to himself in a game of tic-tac-toe And tied his lobster bib tightly Then hid his cheat sheet, for the pop quiz he knew was soon to come It's curtains for her She let the cat out of the bag And now she's up **** creek with ****** for paddles to go **** herself with Right in the birth canal Then we'll auction off the ****** We'll pass them off as European defibrillators Maybe some extremist will want them If we spew out enough mindless dribble The All Time Shit-Show is about to begin We have The Chronic Masturbater The Hypochondriac And The Pathological Liar It was either sometime yesterday Or sometime tomorrow Or was it sometime today? That you were all going to make fun of the boy with the cleft lip down at the laundromat? Out of the three of you The Pathological Lair sticks out like a sore thumb I can tell he was the runt of the litter Who always bites off more than he can chew I see the Hypochondriac has convinced himself he has eczema   He rattles off all his symptoms Inordinate filibustering   Now there's the Chronic Masturbater He looks like he's over the hill He's only twenty one But the blue circles under his eyes and the deep defined lines on his forehead denote his inelegant aging I sign all your lives away in my horrible cursive And now you belong to the ragtag trigger-happy posse of gun-jumpers My billfold his happily filled So I must go do some reconnaissance Spy on those who have quit their day jobs The fish out of water You must find that thing that really rolls off the tongue with a nice ring to it ****** ******* ******* ******* No... Go hang youself with dental flossed you home-schooled fool Indentured servants we're just an after thought
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Sep 7, 2014
Sep 7, 2014 at 4:27 PM UTC
Smitten
He's found himself in the closet After he lost to himself in a game of tic-tac-toe And tied his lobster bib tightly Then hid his cheat sheet, for the pop quiz he knew was soon to come It's curtains for her She let the cat out of the bag And now she's up **** creek with ****** for paddles to go **** herself with Right in the birth canal Then we'll auction off the ****** We'll pass them off as European defibrillators Maybe some extremist will want them If we spew out enough mindless dribble The All Time Shit-Show is about to begin We have The Chronic Masturbater The Hypochondriac And The Pathological Liar It was either sometime yesterday Or sometime tomorrow Or was it sometime today? That you were all going to make fun of the boy with the cleft lip down at the laundromat? Out of the three of you The Pathological Lair sticks out like a sore thumb I can tell he was the runt of the litter Who always bites off more than he can chew I see the Hypochondriac has convinced himself he has eczema   He rattles off all his symptoms Inordinate filibustering   Now there's the Chronic Masturbater He looks like he's over the hill He's only twenty one But the blue circles under his eyes and the deep defined lines on his forehead denote his inelegant aging I sign all your lives away in my horrible cursive And now you belong to the ragtag trigger-happy posse of gun-jumpers My billfold his happily filled So I must go do some reconnaissance Spy on those who have quit their day jobs The fish out of water You must find that thing that really rolls off the tongue with a nice ring to it ****** ******* ******* ******* No... Go hang youself with dental flossed you home-schooled fool Indentured servants we're just an after thought
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Dear, let me tenderize you like meat slap the silliness from heat bubbling bubbling bubbling to a boil. Dear, let me technically arouse you by letting each word escape like exasperation, a depletion of the senses as every finger or pressure point examines your body from head-to-toe. Dear, let me be no longer ashamed to touch or hold you close, let our breathing and beating submerge into higher thinking. Incinerating flames that lick the grate. Dear, let me dive deep into the crevice of your brain, all mushy grey matter, all the same. Dear, let me slice it open and **** out all the juices, licking licking licking each curve and crevice, My supple pink snake-like tongue reaching deeper deeper deeper into your mind. Dear, let me sink into your reality, bit by bit, and piece by piece until cohesiveness lays its eggs inside the deep hole within you. Dear, let me scratch the surface, trading dimes for dust and pecs for fluff. Let me swim in the depths of your hectic personality. Let me get to know you and all your originality. Let me breathe in your values and slurp up your mature decisions. Let me caress your life like two bulbous lights that hang from the existence of time. Let me illuminate you, serenade you, quiz you while ********* your sense of self-esteem. Dear, let me dream your dreams. Dear, let me sink my ***** mind games into your wet social brain. Don’t let the pressure get to you. Passion may play a key part in the sway! Let me suckle your sweet thoughts, play with your deriving initiatives. Let me hold your ideas in the sweat of my thighs, burning with desire to see myself through cobalt eyes. Let me feel the hot ***** of your ethical intentions and clear apparitions. Let me analyze your prerogatives and **** with your distribution methods. Dear, let me fiddle with your political views, (in the “other room”) and tickle your soft solutions on creating a world of doom. Let me ****** your sustainability, flirt with your progressive mindset, and squeeze your plump ambitions until they burst! Dear, let me push gently on your sensitive issues with your parents until they become less apparent. Let me stroke your disagreements with foreign policy until they shriek with mercy! Let me take you further and touch your blind senses to a pink paranoia of retentive defensive pretenses. Let me cuddle and snuggle your sense of self-worth and pleasure your brain with mind-bending words. Dear, let me dance with your intelligence until we sink into oblivious mind-sex bliss…….
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Nov 7, 2015
Nov 7, 2015 at 11:31 AM UTC
Brain ****
Dear, let me tenderize you like meat slap the silliness from heat bubbling bubbling bubbling to a boil. Dear, let me technically arouse you by letting each word escape like exasperation, a depletion of the senses as every finger or pressure point examines your body from head-to-toe. Dear, let me be no longer ashamed to touch or hold you close, let our breathing and beating submerge into higher thinking. Incinerating flames that lick the grate. Dear, let me dive deep into the crevice of your brain, all mushy grey matter, all the same. Dear, let me slice it open and **** out all the juices, licking licking licking each curve and crevice, My supple pink snake-like tongue reaching deeper deeper deeper into your mind. Dear, let me sink into your reality, bit by bit, and piece by piece until cohesiveness lays its eggs inside the deep hole within you. Dear, let me scratch the surface, trading dimes for dust and pecs for fluff. Let me swim in the depths of your hectic personality. Let me get to know you and all your originality. Let me breathe in your values and slurp up your mature decisions. Let me caress your life like two bulbous lights that hang from the existence of time. Let me illuminate you, serenade you, quiz you while ********* your sense of self-esteem. Dear, let me dream your dreams. Dear, let me sink my ***** mind games into your wet social brain. Don’t let the pressure get to you. Passion may play a key part in the sway! Let me suckle your sweet thoughts, play with your deriving initiatives. Let me hold your ideas in the sweat of my thighs, burning with desire to see myself through cobalt eyes. Let me feel the hot ***** of your ethical intentions and clear apparitions. Let me analyze your prerogatives and **** with your distribution methods. Dear, let me fiddle with your political views, (in the “other room”) and tickle your soft solutions on creating a world of doom. Let me ****** your sustainability, flirt with your progressive mindset, and squeeze your plump ambitions until they burst! Dear, let me push gently on your sensitive issues with your parents until they become less apparent. Let me stroke your disagreements with foreign policy until they shriek with mercy! Let me take you further and touch your blind senses to a pink paranoia of retentive defensive pretenses. Let me cuddle and snuggle your sense of self-worth and pleasure your brain with mind-bending words. Dear, let me dance with your intelligence until we sink into oblivious mind-sex bliss…….
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I ended the only relationship I've ever had. Seven days shy of four years I told him I didn't want to get married. "So you want to get married but just not to me?" I revisit that day in my sleep every night. The day that I took the plane to do it right. Boston behind me. "You have completely broken my heart." My brother by my side at the departure and arrival. The sumner tunnel under construction and $300 in jet fuel later. "I want you to be gone when I come out of the bathroom." A few months prior he told me that dating me was "bliss". I knew it hadn't been that for me. "Is this it? Are you done with me just like that?" I told him that he was taking me for granted and I couldn't talk to him when I needed him most. Hiding my mental illness should he think I'm broken. "Just because I don't ask how your day is does mean I don't care." He flew to Boston not 12 hours later. Even during his grand gesture he couldn't help but criticize me. "Stand up straight." He told me he thought suicide was selfish. How was I to tell him I had considered parking my car on the highway bridge over the Merrimack river and jumping off? A women did that the first week I lived here, so I knew it would work. "I thought about putting a gun in my mouth and pulling the trigger." My best friend told me he asked her for her name. I'd been dating him for three years. Pop quiz: Who is your girlfriend's best friend and roommate? Did he even listen to me speak at all? Did he even care about my life at all? "Whats your name again?" Three months later, I only see you when I sleep. I'm haunted by this memory. I never dream we are still together and I wonder what that means. I've broken up with you a hundred times but it doesn't get any easier. "Tell me everything you don't like about me. Give me a list."
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Jan 20, 2024
Jan 20, 2024 at 8:22 PM UTC
Seven days shy of four years.
I ended the only relationship I've ever had. Seven days shy of four years I told him I didn't want to get married. "So you want to get married but just not to me?" I revisit that day in my sleep every night. The day that I took the plane to do it right. Boston behind me. "You have completely broken my heart." My brother by my side at the departure and arrival. The sumner tunnel under construction and $300 in jet fuel later. "I want you to be gone when I come out of the bathroom." A few months prior he told me that dating me was "bliss". I knew it hadn't been that for me. "Is this it? Are you done with me just like that?" I told him that he was taking me for granted and I couldn't talk to him when I needed him most. Hiding my mental illness should he think I'm broken. "Just because I don't ask how your day is does mean I don't care." He flew to Boston not 12 hours later. Even during his grand gesture he couldn't help but criticize me. "Stand up straight." He told me he thought suicide was selfish. How was I to tell him I had considered parking my car on the highway bridge over the Merrimack river and jumping off? A women did that the first week I lived here, so I knew it would work. "I thought about putting a gun in my mouth and pulling the trigger." My best friend told me he asked her for her name. I'd been dating him for three years. Pop quiz: Who is your girlfriend's best friend and roommate? Did he even listen to me speak at all? Did he even care about my life at all? "Whats your name again?" Three months later, I only see you when I sleep. I'm haunted by this memory. I never dream we are still together and I wonder what that means. I've broken up with you a hundred times but it doesn't get any easier. "Tell me everything you don't like about me. Give me a list."
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you move me the way music moves you the vibrations on the chords of  your guitar tell me how your day went: spilled lemonade on your favorite sweatshirt and 3 bonus points on a clicker quiz i'm not caught in the essence of firsts like 30 extra minutes to kiss you in real time your dark features and unfaltering movements evolve like the sounds of me loving you composed of your stiff-fingered electricity and a continuation of all the good things
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Sep 24, 2018
Sep 24, 2018 at 4:47 PM UTC
seeking solace and treasuring good things
the pitch dark symmetry of spiral engraved glossy jet black vinyl the ***** claws and webbed spiders; graced with impeccable scratch words come back around from dog day afternoon; entwined in ritual beatology technique absorbed in prowess dedication assimilated by passion; human form and synthetic resin becomes overlayed polyvinyl chloride or unsaturated hydrocarbon radicals; a derivative by any other name I'll leave that nugget for the pub quiz and relax, post-Christmas stress; the street scramble bustle, embrace a pint of black magic
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Dec 16, 2012
Dec 16, 2012 at 10:28 AM UTC
Hip Hop Stormtrooper
(Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its worth it.... Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its perfect....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But Love is perfect....Yeah Love is worth it. Yeah..Yeah.. Love is pain.. Love is care.. Love is scarce.. Love is wealth Love is Jesus bloodshed.. Love hurts but its worth the fight..Yeah Love is very hard to attain..It seems that love went MIA..or maybe I'm just going blind homie..I been searching tryna find it, where could it be..I don't know mane..but searching for it kinda made me weak.. Love is strength Love is kind.. Love is the best high ever, Love is a feeling that we all need to acquire. Without love there's no peace.. Without love there's no you.. Without love there's no me.. Love can't be bought but Love is richer than gold ,silver , & billions all combine together. Love is what so many people need.. Love is unconditional.. Love is indescribable.. Love is why the sun come up..Love is why the sun goes down.. Love is why the moon shines so bright.. Love is why the stars are so beautiful at night.. Love saves a broken heart and pampers it..not tampers with it.. Aye..(love*3)..when I find you you are forever mines..real talk..for show.. Love is worth more than this world is worth dawg I'm just letting ya know,Love is what got us all here in the first place, Thank you so much Jesus, Thank You So much Heavenly Father..Aye..Yeah (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its worth it.... Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its perfect....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But Love is perfect....Yeah Love is worth it. Yeah..Yeah.. Love can pull you down & tear you apart from the bottom to the top, but its all worth it, dawg its so **** perfect my ***** its all worth it Yeah..Uhh Its worth more than being famous, its worth more than being rich , Yeah its worth more than the most luxurious crib, its worth more than the most luxurious whip..Love is worth more than the most luxurious jewelry.. Love is so precious , so if you get it then take care of it homie..Aye,..Love is everything to me.. Love washed all our sins, & Love took away all are pain..Thank You so much Jesus again for your heroic deed..Aye Why is it so hard tryna find love, Aye, its harder than taking a calculus quiz dawg, & I been trying my best tryna past it, please help me Lord please..please I need your guidance..Aye..you can't buy love, no matter how much money you think you spending on it ..its only gained by trust dawg, Aye.. Where ya at love, where you been , I really want ya, I need ya bad..(love*4)....Yeah Yeah love hurts so ******* much but Imma fein for it, no demon, I'm so addicted to the feeling bru, its like smoking on some good kush, its my medicine, I need love to help me unwind & relax Yeah.. So when I find love, Imma make love mines forever & ever dawg, ain't no running away from me Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its worth it.... Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its perfect....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But Love is perfect....Yeah Love is worth it. Yeah..Yeah.. Where is Love at,..Yeah I been searching.. Aye, I need (love2).. & I want (love2).. So where you at (Love2)..Who you been with (love2) Where the **** is love at,Where the **** has love been for so long man.. Yeah Yeah..Uhh I want love..,Wheres it at, I can't find it..I need love shit..Where has it been at man, I been searching steady tryna guide it, but I can't find it so I'm still trying,.. Aye I..I want love,..I..I need love where is love at..(Where the **** it been.. I can't find it..Wheres it at*3) Love hurts yeah..but its perfect, (Yeah its worth it2)..(Aye,I want love, I need love, where is love at,..2)..Aye Where the **** has it been, please stop hiding from me love, I really need you, I'm so sad..Uhh..(Wheres it at..Where is love at4)..Aye..because its worth it, yeah its so perfect..Uhh...Yeah I need love, I want love but..(I can't find it,no2)..(Where is Love at *4)..(where the **** its at aye4)..its so perfect , its worth it, (love6)..(Yeah, love hurts but its worth it..2)..Yeah love hurts but its perfect yeah its so worth it..(Yeah love hurts3)..but its worth it, man its so perfect,.. (Love*7..Where the **** it been.. I can't find it..Wheres it at*3) (Where the **** is it at..noo..I can't find it man*3)..(Where the **** is love at..*3)..nigga I want it in my hands yeah I want love so bad man, I been seeking love for years & years chasing after it,..I been looking everywhere I'm going mad,..Uhh..Yeah But its worth every mile of this journey that I have been hiking for sure I'm gonna find it, ..man its just so **** perfect Yeah man, its just so **** worth it, Love hurts yeah but its so **** perfect, Yeah its so **** worth it, Yeah.. I need (love2), I want (love2) so much..Yeah I want (love2) , I need (love2) so my ***** I'm searching.. I need love, I want love my ***** Imma find it (Yeah ***** Imma find it2)..(Love7) Where the **** is it at...I need love Yeah I been searching & Imma find it.. Aye.. (Love*4)
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Dec 28, 2015
Dec 28, 2015 at 5:35 PM UTC
Ston Poet - Love Hurts
(Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its worth it.... Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its perfect....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But Love is perfect....Yeah Love is worth it. Yeah..Yeah.. Love is pain.. Love is care.. Love is scarce.. Love is wealth Love is Jesus bloodshed.. Love hurts but its worth the fight..Yeah Love is very hard to attain..It seems that love went MIA..or maybe I'm just going blind homie..I been searching tryna find it, where could it be..I don't know mane..but searching for it kinda made me weak.. Love is strength Love is kind.. Love is the best high ever, Love is a feeling that we all need to acquire. Without love there's no peace.. Without love there's no you.. Without love there's no me.. Love can't be bought but Love is richer than gold ,silver , & billions all combine together. Love is what so many people need.. Love is unconditional.. Love is indescribable.. Love is why the sun come up..Love is why the sun goes down.. Love is why the moon shines so bright.. Love is why the stars are so beautiful at night.. Love saves a broken heart and pampers it..not tampers with it.. Aye..(love*3)..when I find you you are forever mines..real talk..for show.. Love is worth more than this world is worth dawg I'm just letting ya know,Love is what got us all here in the first place, Thank you so much Jesus, Thank You So much Heavenly Father..Aye..Yeah (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its worth it.... Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its perfect....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But Love is perfect....Yeah Love is worth it. Yeah..Yeah.. Love can pull you down & tear you apart from the bottom to the top, but its all worth it, dawg its so **** perfect my ***** its all worth it Yeah..Uhh Its worth more than being famous, its worth more than being rich , Yeah its worth more than the most luxurious crib, its worth more than the most luxurious whip..Love is worth more than the most luxurious jewelry.. Love is so precious , so if you get it then take care of it homie..Aye,..Love is everything to me.. Love washed all our sins, & Love took away all are pain..Thank You so much Jesus again for your heroic deed..Aye Why is it so hard tryna find love, Aye, its harder than taking a calculus quiz dawg, & I been trying my best tryna past it, please help me Lord please..please I need your guidance..Aye..you can't buy love, no matter how much money you think you spending on it ..its only gained by trust dawg, Aye.. Where ya at love, where you been , I really want ya, I need ya bad..(love*4)....Yeah Yeah love hurts so ******* much but Imma fein for it, no demon, I'm so addicted to the feeling bru, its like smoking on some good kush, its my medicine, I need love to help me unwind & relax Yeah.. So when I find love, Imma make love mines forever & ever dawg, ain't no running away from me Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its worth it.... Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its perfect....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But its worth it....Yeah its perfect Yeah..Yeah.. (Love hurts...Yeah*3) But Love is perfect....Yeah Love is worth it. Yeah..Yeah.. Where is Love at,..Yeah I been searching.. Aye, I need (love2).. & I want (love2).. So where you at (Love2)..Who you been with (love2) Where the **** is love at,Where the **** has love been for so long man.. Yeah Yeah..Uhh I want love..,Wheres it at, I can't find it..I need love shit..Where has it been at man, I been searching steady tryna guide it, but I can't find it so I'm still trying,.. Aye I..I want love,..I..I need love where is love at..(Where the **** it been.. I can't find it..Wheres it at*3) Love hurts yeah..but its perfect, (Yeah its worth it2)..(Aye,I want love, I need love, where is love at,..2)..Aye Where the **** has it been, please stop hiding from me love, I really need you, I'm so sad..Uhh..(Wheres it at..Where is love at4)..Aye..because its worth it, yeah its so perfect..Uhh...Yeah I need love, I want love but..(I can't find it,no2)..(Where is Love at *4)..(where the **** its at aye4)..its so perfect , its worth it, (love6)..(Yeah, love hurts but its worth it..2)..Yeah love hurts but its perfect yeah its so worth it..(Yeah love hurts3)..but its worth it, man its so perfect,.. (Love*7..Where the **** it been.. I can't find it..Wheres it at*3) (Where the **** is it at..noo..I can't find it man*3)..(Where the **** is love at..*3)..nigga I want it in my hands yeah I want love so bad man, I been seeking love for years & years chasing after it,..I been looking everywhere I'm going mad,..Uhh..Yeah But its worth every mile of this journey that I have been hiking for sure I'm gonna find it, ..man its just so **** perfect Yeah man, its just so **** worth it, Love hurts yeah but its so **** perfect, Yeah its so **** worth it, Yeah.. I need (love2), I want (love2) so much..Yeah I want (love2) , I need (love2) so my ***** I'm searching.. I need love, I want love my ***** Imma find it (Yeah ***** Imma find it2)..(Love7) Where the **** is it at...I need love Yeah I been searching & Imma find it.. Aye.. (Love*4)
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A boat, a world. Sailing unseen seas. Gathering legendary creatures. Mythical society contained within a sailboat. One world hidden within another, blind; no normal man can see beneath. Inspect, titans fire cannons, Charon runs sick bay. Lady Lorely has all webbed hands on deck, the blue men of the Minch guard the mighty Orpheus. Quiz you they will on will power and skill, all mortal men undone. Every battle is won by The Orpheus, without war.
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Aug 21, 2012
Aug 21, 2012 at 2:02 PM UTC
The Orpheus
Many creationists view the duckbilled platypus as an enigma that evolution cannot explain. Super-Platypus attempts to escape from aliens. Am I one of yours? Little Platypus? In August of that year the Submarine Support Depot platypus debate began. Out of a large cloth travel bag, Diana pulled the furry platypus hand puppet platypus-in-a-can. Boba Fett told Darth Vader, "As you wish," he was really saying, "I love you." I took a quiz once that told me I was a platypus in a past life.
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Sep 26, 2013
Sep 26, 2013 at 1:17 AM UTC
Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...
I write this opening line Such that you will understand the overarching theme I am disorganized I am rattling around in a cage within myself And I don’t want to come out Listen to the way I communicate I have fleeting visions By the time I finish this thought There is a new beginning Washing away everything there was before It is a constant river of thoughts and thoughts about thoughts That think themselves about themselves Down the water toward the ocean Thoughts can only be thoughts I am rambling you are listening Take notice of me Watch me try and traverse this vast stream of consciousness I cannot reach the shore and if I did it would be disastrous Got it?
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Sep 1, 2016
Sep 1, 2016 at 7:32 PM UTC
There Will Be A Quiz After......
is it love or the parasite ? my pilot bulk                       aims for relief        it pursues this via                             your romantic correction in public arena                   a library stair                     (i never prior encountered you) one step as foreigner         the approach and upon a swift internal pendulum i make witless incisions hurried mended sentences directed stuns invasive i demand the compromise                   of your company hastily push at boundaries and you're not so accommodating                                                  but on a further occasion same building we exchange a battering of conversation that    then        matures            into barter-like use of language despite my harassments   a civil cultivation is unearthed tongue within this intelligence effort i lessen loosen my demanding appearance disregard my dignity      a skin suit about the ankles you're open in a vein of similarity    you flesh out your own controls we've progressed quickly there's an aped conduct                  and flashing attitudes this time we share table space a nearby café we have become quite unmanned     repeated meet ups upon humours we adjust small habits     and shake on perceptions where we overlap it becomes    more an overlay of rationalities         than resented promises fast time passes and i move into your living space                                   i pick a wildflower                                                                    and put it in the tiny vase on your dining table we agree on its colour                                               we agree on a book to make our bible material we agree on the pitch of the tinnitus we share the clothes i am to wear i switch to your diet and you cease taking medications we sleep on your lawn like children and bring down the night sky for comfort during the day we wear our sleep               like a lubrication for our chores and go about our productivity               in genuine partnership yet i feel we're just out of reach             of some dark harm we are an excellent sample pair it is all vital we grow stronger the more we quiz it recycling our ********** refine our agreements await further impulses and come closer to plug so.. do we please love       or simply indulge a parasite ?
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Nov 23, 2021
Nov 23, 2021 at 10:28 PM UTC
a cultivation
is it love or the parasite ? my pilot bulk                       aims for relief        it pursues this via                             your romantic correction in public arena                   a library stair                     (i never prior encountered you) one step as foreigner         the approach and upon a swift internal pendulum i make witless incisions hurried mended sentences directed stuns invasive i demand the compromise                   of your company hastily push at boundaries and you're not so accommodating                                                  but on a further occasion same building we exchange a battering of conversation that    then        matures            into barter-like use of language despite my harassments   a civil cultivation is unearthed tongue within this intelligence effort i lessen loosen my demanding appearance disregard my dignity      a skin suit about the ankles you're open in a vein of similarity    you flesh out your own controls we've progressed quickly there's an aped conduct                  and flashing attitudes this time we share table space a nearby café we have become quite unmanned     repeated meet ups upon humours we adjust small habits     and shake on perceptions where we overlap it becomes    more an overlay of rationalities         than resented promises fast time passes and i move into your living space                                   i pick a wildflower                                                                    and put it in the tiny vase on your dining table we agree on its colour                                               we agree on a book to make our bible material we agree on the pitch of the tinnitus we share the clothes i am to wear i switch to your diet and you cease taking medications we sleep on your lawn like children and bring down the night sky for comfort during the day we wear our sleep               like a lubrication for our chores and go about our productivity               in genuine partnership yet i feel we're just out of reach             of some dark harm we are an excellent sample pair it is all vital we grow stronger the more we quiz it recycling our ********** refine our agreements await further impulses and come closer to plug so.. do we please love       or simply indulge a parasite ?
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i used to think about you in the hazy moments before a class lecture ends and a quiz begins where i zone out between writing my name and answering the first question how i zone out half-asleep and half-bored, but enthusiastic with the idea of studying for exams with you. i used to think about you in the quiet moments after a long *** day balancing school and work where i walk from the gate to your front door step how i walk tired and exhausted, but energized with the idea of talking to you.
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Nov 24, 2018
Nov 24, 2018 at 5:02 AM UTC
in milliseconds
My heartbeat ticks like a clock on most days the pounding of my chest reminds me I don't have much time left I start to wonder why being shaped like an hourglass is such a good thing. We are always running out of time. So much so that we don't even count when we reach a mile- in high school they train you to keep time but somehow you always end up running and running away from it. Other kids shamed you for not completing the mile fast enough- but your body thanked you for not pushing it so hard. There are days when my alarm wakes me up before the sound comes like my body somehow knows my time for sleep has ran out. Things are constantly running away from me- kind of like you. I try to slow down the hands to this clock but as yours wrap around my waist it only speeds things up for me because I no longer pay attention to the sound of my heartbeat. Yours is the only ticking I can hear on those days. I find myself using too many metaphors and not enough alliteration or sibilance- or any other methods of poetry for that matter. I am too busy organizing these thoughts too quickly so they do not run too fast away from me. My mind is something I'm always trying to catch- trying to keep these emotions in order and on cue so I don't run out of time with you. But somehow I end up losing it, all of it and I am on the brink of insanity again because how can you feel secure when you don't know how much time you are wasting I do not want to waste all this time with you. If I am just another hour on this clock of your life it will be the best **** hour you will ever encounter because the rest of mine are spent trying to place these emotions that have run out on me. Spent trying to learn how to keep time, how to keep them in mind how to not let them change who I am again. But see these emotions are not an alarm clock- they are a pop quiz an erupting volcano that has been dormant for years, a hurricane you knew was coming but you weren't sure when, an hour of detention that goes by so painfully slow you contemplate your entire life. These emotions don't come every other sunday- they don't become planted in the soil inside of me and sprout when I water them. They are the dust that collects under your bed from the particles of your skin- and you don't know they are there until you clean out the things you've been meaning to for a while. My life is all metaphor and not enough logistics. Not enough order and routine- the only thing keeping me is time and the dust has settled again. It had rested in the lining of my lungs and sits in the bridge of my nose- it won't be long until it collects and overflows and I am dealing with the consequences of not keeping this life in order, in detail, I made no room for cleanliness. There is no freedom inside of this mess, inside of this wristwatch that will not leave even when I try to cut it off. The ticking of the clock is all I hear- it aligns perfectly with the sound of my heartbeat. I fear it will stop ticking I fear I will stop feeling I fear this heart will stop beating. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick.
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Oct 24, 2015
Oct 24, 2015 at 10:14 PM UTC
Ticking Time Bomb.
My heartbeat ticks like a clock on most days the pounding of my chest reminds me I don't have much time left I start to wonder why being shaped like an hourglass is such a good thing. We are always running out of time. So much so that we don't even count when we reach a mile- in high school they train you to keep time but somehow you always end up running and running away from it. Other kids shamed you for not completing the mile fast enough- but your body thanked you for not pushing it so hard. There are days when my alarm wakes me up before the sound comes like my body somehow knows my time for sleep has ran out. Things are constantly running away from me- kind of like you. I try to slow down the hands to this clock but as yours wrap around my waist it only speeds things up for me because I no longer pay attention to the sound of my heartbeat. Yours is the only ticking I can hear on those days. I find myself using too many metaphors and not enough alliteration or sibilance- or any other methods of poetry for that matter. I am too busy organizing these thoughts too quickly so they do not run too fast away from me. My mind is something I'm always trying to catch- trying to keep these emotions in order and on cue so I don't run out of time with you. But somehow I end up losing it, all of it and I am on the brink of insanity again because how can you feel secure when you don't know how much time you are wasting I do not want to waste all this time with you. If I am just another hour on this clock of your life it will be the best **** hour you will ever encounter because the rest of mine are spent trying to place these emotions that have run out on me. Spent trying to learn how to keep time, how to keep them in mind how to not let them change who I am again. But see these emotions are not an alarm clock- they are a pop quiz an erupting volcano that has been dormant for years, a hurricane you knew was coming but you weren't sure when, an hour of detention that goes by so painfully slow you contemplate your entire life. These emotions don't come every other sunday- they don't become planted in the soil inside of me and sprout when I water them. They are the dust that collects under your bed from the particles of your skin- and you don't know they are there until you clean out the things you've been meaning to for a while. My life is all metaphor and not enough logistics. Not enough order and routine- the only thing keeping me is time and the dust has settled again. It had rested in the lining of my lungs and sits in the bridge of my nose- it won't be long until it collects and overflows and I am dealing with the consequences of not keeping this life in order, in detail, I made no room for cleanliness. There is no freedom inside of this mess, inside of this wristwatch that will not leave even when I try to cut it off. The ticking of the clock is all I hear- it aligns perfectly with the sound of my heartbeat. I fear it will stop ticking I fear I will stop feeling I fear this heart will stop beating. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick.
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Four girls sit cross-legged On cold pitted concrete It’s always cold here Their rear-ends frozen Bare ankles growing sore Pouring over textbooks Finishing today’s homework or Tomorrow’s. Hope there’s no pop quiz. They nod In unison I didn’t study Neither did I The other two stare At their books nonplussed Their papers scattered, a ruler and a pen Out of the library and into the cold arrives The fifth She looks about and sees A grey curl A long head A heavy tail It’s soft, someone thought, as she saw the raised leg Which came down fierce like lightning, A defiant, queerly polished white saddle-shoe One of two strange shoes That looked like no one else’s but why? Flattened the entirety into the cold, cold concrete The meteorite that destroyed a species of one. Conjoined twins, now dead There’s no way we can repair it Can’t even peel it away The custodian will have to scrap it off with a blade and wash it down We laughed All but one.
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Sep 17, 2018
Sep 17, 2018 at 12:23 AM UTC
Junior High School Ceramic Assault
He fell in love like the changing of seasons. With new leaves and new snows and new beginnings and new growths. There was fall- With her simple thoughts and opinions And her kind words to everyone Not to mention her ability to learn quickly (He was an unanswered problem on a math quiz) There was winter- Coincidentally, she was winter, with a heart like hers. She was a challenge and not even he could conquer Challenging herself to play every instrument there was (Including his heart strings) There was spring- Who was the hopeless romantic Wide and starry eyed She always had a smile on her face and her laugh traveled (He was the only one who knew how secretly sad she was) There was summer- Because he believed seasons changed But people are not poems and this is just a metaphor She was as cold as winter and a season between could not change that (Summer love always comes to an end, Spring thinks hopefully) So here I am, Spring, writing about a boy who thinks he can change girls like seasons. He wants to change them for the better. Yet, he leaves them worse. And I, Spring, was already sad enough before he came.
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Jun 26, 2013
Jun 26, 2013 at 10:51 AM UTC
seasons
Black widow, waiting for a strike, Crouching small, behind your mike. You love to see contestants cringing, This is a quiz; it’s not a lynching. Face ******* up behind her glasses. I’ve seen better bums on lasses. Centre spot on stage she poses, A jagged thorn on jet-black roses. She’d like us to believe, I think. She’d never be the weakest link. Superior look upon her face, Shame about the old boat race. What’s this I see? You have a degree? Still, you’ll never be as good as me. Who chose that dress? Don’t like the shirt! She loves to dig and throw the dirt. Oh! And you belong to Mensa. I’ve never met anyone who’s denser. This is a quiz, I hope you know? You’re the weakest link; you’ll have to go. She earns more money than the Queen. She’ll never be an old has been. Was she born or just invented? Let’s hope the moulds been lost or dented. Where do you come from? No don’t know it. Still you’re common and you show it. I’m from Liverpool; I’m a Scouse, You ought to see my big fine house. It’s easy when you have the answers; see! Too believe you are much cleverer than we. But you’re not that clever, Ann we think. Oh and one more thing, I Hate That Wink!
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Dec 29, 2009
Dec 29, 2009 at 11:52 PM UTC
BANK OR PASS I HATE THAT LASS