"queef" poems
Adult ABC
A is for *******
B is for *****
C is for **** hole
D is for ****
E is for everything that you are
and
F is for **** off
G is for Gory holes
H is for hemerroid
I is for invulents
J is for *******
K fly a kite
L is a loser
M is for moist
N is for nuts
O is obscured in your
P *****
Q is for *****
R is for the Reassurance that you need
S is for ****
T is for ****
U is for Underwear
and
V is for ******
W is for wort and
X is for ***
Y now You know your life is full of
Z zest
Aug 29, 2021
Aug 29, 2021 at 10:35 PM UTC
WARNING:
A very very ***** parody of the song "Lips of a angel" by Hinder
(listen to song while reading, it will make more since)
(See notes for more details)
Honey why you queefing tonight.
It's kinda hard to **** right now.
And honey why you queefing,
is everything okay?
I like the way your whispering eye sounds.
Well, my ***** in your *******
Sometimes I wish it wasn't.
I guess we never really lubed enough.
I heard you like to play with toys.
You're screaming my name,
was that a *****
Coming from the lips of and angel,
the way you ***** it makes me seep.
And i, never want to see your brown eye.
But girl you make my **** hard and playful.
With the "lips" of an angel.
It's funny that you're queefing, right now.
And yes, i've dreamt of this too.
Dose he know you're ******* with me,
can we please just try.
Baby please don't say you have to poo.
Well my ***** in your *******
Sometimes i wish it wasn't.
i guess we never really lubed enough.
I heard you like to play with toys.
You're screaming my name,
was that a *****
Coming from the "lips" of a angel,
the way you ***** it makes me seep.
And i, never wanted to see your brown eye.
But girl you make my **** hard and playful.
With the "lips" of a angel.
I heard you liek to play with toys.
you're screaming my name.
was that a *****
Coming from the lips of a angel
the way you ***** it makes me seep
And I never wanted to see your brown eye.
But girl you make my **** hard and playful,
with the "lips" of and angel.
I never wanted to see you're brown eye.
But girl you make my **** hard and playful,
with the lips of a angel.
Honey why you qeefing tonight.
Oct 12, 2013
Oct 12, 2013 at 2:31 AM UTC
Laboring under the strong delusion
That you hold some kind of authority
Only makes you into an amusement
For the rest of your fellow company.
You gladly boast about spending decades
Working a meager, lowly, thankless job.
It's no wonder your sanity seems frayed,
But still, you're acting like a pompous snob.
So what if you became a veteran
Of the local town's pizza syndicate,
You're merely an hourly employee
Who loves to particularly berate
Other workers you still think you're above;
You hold no more power than anyone!
You'll likely stay in this fantasy land,
And probably won't ever understand;
Instead, you'll persist to stubbornly shun
The truth of the matter, which is a fact:
You're just a wretch with a mind that was cracked.
Feb 29, 2016
Feb 29, 2016 at 2:56 AM UTC
i haven't written anything in months
my blood is dried up and my eyes are rotting
my muse is gone
i bleed beer
i never sleep
the dreams of wicked faces haunt me
terror is most real in broad daylight
as the bodies lie in the streets
as the ichor fills the gutter
as the pungent stench of ten thousand
miserable lives
*****
in the distance
Jun 23, 2012
Jun 23, 2012 at 3:02 AM UTC
****** of Beccas *****
My ***** mix the moistures together to make. The mixture of cocktion
Of a mist
Of dank un integrity
Crapping on the fall of shat marriage
As we bask in the dance of *****
Falling down the legs of the most beautiful of beatnik
Without knowing
It
How I've forgotten my divisions
Of the words.
I used to care of those things
Now though I am listening to howl and not in the writing criteria for my writing
I
Usually have the things I need
Now I will have a small baby head
Who knows not **** from suckle
From honey from agave
From desert
How I miss ***** in how drunk I froth in the night dry and the calm she can never know in my head how I wish to be her and for her to be me
How I wish to be one as the howl of two larynx in a bird body
Come thy voice.
Calm child soothe
Sep 3, 2014
Sep 3, 2014 at 12:24 AM UTC
All the way up
All the way up
is a fairy tale
is a night for sale
All the way up
in disbelief
All the way up
coming grief
It's a pinnacle
of *****
This airy thing
being brief
Or any belief
unheld
broken welds
silly thief
Aug 7, 2021
Aug 7, 2021 at 11:29 PM UTC
Awkward is such an awkward word
I applaud whoever named it
She probably also came up with ***** **** and dangnabbit
Nov 18, 2017
Nov 18, 2017 at 11:37 AM UTC