"pretti" poems
HOW TO MAKE A BREXIT-EXIT PIE
( for David Olaf Carney )
Put in as much
Gove as one can take.
"Not a lot...not a lot noooo
no **** it....that's too much!"
One can make it too toxic!
Sprinkle in enough barmy bumbly
Borisisms
to make one gasplaughchoke
in total disbelief.
Then, come what May...
round up the usual suspected
lies lies and damed lies
enough to fill a "Blunderbus!"
Leave out the petty Pretti one this time out.
Cook on a slow Conservative heat.
Ooops you upped the Auntie
way to high!
Even the lies are becoming
transparent.'
Ouick...more lies more lies more lies!
Oh my good Conservative God they are
becoming see through....what will we do!
Looks a bit burnt about the edges!
Looks decidedly
un-tasty and incredibly inedible.
And when the Pie was open
the liars began to sing!
Oh wasn't that a truly terrible dish
to sit before
the dissed United Kingdom.
Face it - things is looking Grimm!
"The United Kingdom - Le Royaume-Uni
NUL POINTS.....NUL POINTS!"
Nov 12, 2017
Nov 12, 2017 at 7:23 PM UTC