We're in control of this place!
We've taken charge
Of this No Man's Land.
We don't take orders
From the U.S. or the U.N.!
If you don't comply with our interpretation of Sharia,
We'll simply blast you to bits!
Those who enter our area
Must be deferential to us,
Even if you try to placate us
And accede to our demands,
We're will still be
Suspicious of You.
We call the shots around here,
But we don't feel obliged to
Your Western ideas about
Don't make any sense to us!
So, to hell with all that nonsense!
If you want to lecture us about Human Rights,
Or the need for children to be educated
Give us a few million dollars first!
Then, we might be listen to you to your sermon
For a little while,
If we get sick of listening to your message,
We might decide to kill you
Before you convert us
To your ideology!
All this Nonsense about
Is for the Children of the Rich
To study abroad!
That sort of idealism
Doesn't make any sense out here in the Bush!
It's the most well-armed men
Who Call the Shots out here!
You might think that I sound like an actor
In a Hollywood Movie,
But it's a struggle for survival out here!
Do you think that we really ENJOY
This way of Life?
We used to love to raise vegetables
As well as keeping
Chickens and goats,
But the rains are infrequent nowadays.
Our vegetables wither and die,
And our herds starve.
Kidnapping the President's Daughter,
And hold her for ransom
Is much easier
Than bothering with
We're just taking he spoiled girl off her parent's hands
If we don't take her
She’ll just demand a BMW from parents
As well as lots enough money
For Tuition overseas.
What difference does it make
If she blackmails her parents
Or we do?
They say we like to gang-rape
It's not true!
That's just Western Propaganda
To brainwash people
So they won't take our Agenda seriously.
We don’t really do those sorts of things!
If the spoiled girl
Listens to our side of the Story for a while,
We know that she will become our advocate
Rather than consenting to be
We aren't stupid people, you know?
We know how to make a good impression on young women.
We simple focus directly
On getting exactly what we want
Rather than conforming to a bunch of stupid,
That were designed
To keep us impoverished and subservient.
That kind of philosophy
Appeals to young people, you know?
Even the children of the wealthy.
All the people out here in the Bush
Know that we're really the only ones
Who look after them.
The so-called ,
Doesn't actually administer this Area at all!
It's fallen into neglect.
We’re the Saviors
Of this No Man's Land.
Sure, we use terror
To achieve our objectives.
That's effective out here.
People respond to fear.
Human Beings don't necessarily
Listen to reason.
We're not really “terrorists".
That word that was made up
By Wealthy, Westernized Elites.
Terrorism is not an IDEOLOGY.
It's just the most efficient way to rule.
As these Government officials
Go on Junkets
In Paris, New York or Rome
And participate in Drunken Orgies
In Rio De Janeiro
We take care of this area for them,
And make it possible for them to do
Whatever they want to do with their time.
We administer this area
While our these corrupt "leaders"
Go out and have fun!
They should be grateful to us!
They don’t give really give a damn
About the people
Out here in the Bush.
They just think,
"Let those maniacs rule the Bush!"
"If the Whites know that there is Terrorism in Nigeria,"
"They'll give us lots of money."
"To help us fight their war!"
We're actually helping our
Get more money
By ruling this No Man's Land!
Then, they can go play golf
With President Donald Trump,
Whore around in Rio De Janeiro
Whatever the hell they want to do.
"No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell."