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John Ryles Jul 2011
Porage Oats?
Porridge simmering slowly on an old gas hob,
In a large enamel *** that was kept for this job.
We stirred it occasionally with a spoon shaped stick,
This stopped it burning or getting too thick.
You knew when it was time to do the spoon test,
If the spoon stood up strait then it was at its best.
Served with golden treacle the way I liked it most,
That melted like a glaze Oh yes and a slice of toast.
Those cold winter mornings it warmed the heart,
We would all walk to school with a healthy start.
Just been too busy working all my life,
No time to make porridge for me and my wife.
I have tried many new cereals in the past 40 years,
Some not to bad but containing too much sugar.
They call it glaze with bits of chocolate to,
But with a threat of diabetes it just will not do.
Now that I’m retired I go shopping every day,
More time for cooking in the old fashioned way.
Last winter a large promotion caught my eye,
It was for porridge, I could not pass it bye.
Not the instant stuff, cooked in minutes two,
It's Proper Porage Oats that sticks like glue.
Is this a second childhood where I want to play?
No, just a wholesome breakfast for a frosty day.
Nathan Hicks Mar 2013
If every life's a story book,

Mine used to be so boring,

Had no princesses or dragons,

Only 3 bears and cold porage,

But with a little fairy dust,

My story took a twist,

Now I have a girl who's beauty,

Is a never ending list,

From a peasant to a prince,

Now I'm fighting off her dragons,

Living happy ever since,

In our own small pumpkin wagon,

I love her lots, and that she nose,

it's true it ain't no lie,

But still everyday it grows,

With each day that passes by,

And each day she lifts me up,

Not with her hair but with her smile,

As I save her from her slumber, she's been sleeping for awhile,

And I'll bight every apple first,

To know that it's ok,

So I'll never have to see death,

On her perfect snow white face,

No more scrubbing floors or cleaning,

Now it's only me and you,

Cause I saw you at the ball that night,

And I swear this is your shoe,

So girl if you'll be my princess,

Then I swear I'll be your prince,

And I'll end all of your curses,

With a real true loves kiss,

So let us just live happily,

Through smiles, tears and laughter,

And the rest should fall right into place,

A real life ever after.

— The End —