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Julia Brennan May 2015
i

A holy silence
This cup of Morning Glory
Propane ignition

ii

An antique griddle
Procreating crisp flapjacks
Log cabin special

iii

Krusteaz Mix Supreme
Paired with Jemima's nectar
Whole with just a pat

iv**

A full stomach, ugh
The indigestion building
I just, well.... pooted
This documents the early rising of a morning person: a quiet morning in the mountains and making pancakes.
wordvango Nov 2014
you
are annoyingly loud silently
coy, proud, defensive,
prancing around
chomping cheerios
slurping, now. the milk from the bowl,
leave the toilet seat down
on purpose, I see.
Grind your teeth incesantly,
at night, snoring.
I come home from forty and more
hours working
putting them bon bons in your mouth.
You watch too many reality programs,
I wanna watch "I Love Lucy"
It all cracks me up.
Pull all the covers off me, you do.
When we first met-you pooted.
now you ****.
I see you growing in so many ways.
It is amazing.
R Rice Sep 2016
The 1950's kids' show host stopped his routine in mid-sentence.
Several young boys in the audience were reeling, laughing, pointing...
Captain 5 asked one what was so funny.
"Luther pooted" was the answer.
Another said, "Harvey farted"
The Captain, an English major, grinned and said:
"Flatulent assonance"

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