"pooted" poems - Hello Poetry

i A holy silence This cup of Morning Glory Propane ignition ii An antique griddle Procreating crisp flapjacks Log cabin special iii Krusteaz Mix Supreme Paired with Jemima's nectar Whole with just a pat iv A full stomach, ugh The indigestion building I just, well.... pooted

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May 25, 2015

May 25, 2015 at 11:13 PM UTC

brennanju3

Haikus for Pancakes

i A holy silence This cup of Morning Glory Propane ignition ii An antique griddle Procreating crisp flapjacks Log cabin special iii Krusteaz Mix Supreme Paired with Jemima's nectar Whole with just a pat iv A full stomach, ugh The indigestion building I just, well.... pooted

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are annoyingly loud silently coy, proud, defensive, prancing around chomping cheerios slurping, now. the milk from the bowl, leave the toilet seat down on purpose, I see. Grind your teeth incesantly, at night, snoring. I come home from forty and more hours working putting them bon bons in your mouth. You watch too many reality programs, I wanna watch "I Love Lucy" It all cracks me up. Pull all the covers off me, you do. When we first met-you pooted. now you **** I see you growing in so many ways. It is amazing.

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Nov 14, 2014

Nov 14, 2014 at 9:06 PM UTC

wordvango

you

are annoyingly loud silently coy, proud, defensive, prancing around chomping cheerios slurping, now. the milk from the bowl, leave the toilet seat down on purpose, I see. Grind your teeth incesantly, at night, snoring. I come home from forty and more hours working putting them bon bons in your mouth. You watch too many reality programs, I wanna watch "I Love Lucy" It all cracks me up. Pull all the covers off me, you do. When we first met-you pooted. now you **** I see you growing in so many ways. It is amazing.

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The 1950's kids' show host stopped his routine in mid-sentence. Several young boys in the audience were reeling, laughing, pointing... Captain 5 asked one what was so funny. "Luther pooted" was the answer. Another said, "Harvey farted" The Captain, an English major, grinned and said: "Flatulent assonance"

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Sep 19, 2016

Sep 19, 2016 at 9:45 PM UTC

r-rice

Captain 5 Asked, Kids Answered

The 1950's kids' show host stopped his routine in mid-sentence. Several young boys in the audience were reeling, laughing, pointing... Captain 5 asked one what was so funny. "Luther pooted" was the answer. Another said, "Harvey farted" The Captain, an English major, grinned and said: "Flatulent assonance"

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