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"plumbers" poems
To end up alone in a tomb of a room without cigarettes or wine-- just a lightbulb and a potbelly, grayhaired, and glad to have the room. ...in the morning they're out there making money: judges, carpenters, plumbers, doctors, newsboys, policemen, barbers, carwashers, dentists, florists, waitresses, cooks, cabdrivers... and you turn over to your left side to get the sun on your back and out of your eyes. from "All's Normal Here" - 1985
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Poem For My 43rd Birthday
Plaid slacks Feather cap Argyle socks Flip phone Mullet hair Greasy hands Crusted fingernails White belt Sketchy beard Members only Casio watch Deck shoes Muscle shirt Tribal tattoo Chest hair Plumbers crack You look great, Mom!
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May 13, 2013
May 13, 2013 at 7:28 PM UTC
Fashion Statement
Strange question indeed, So I asked one and all; Explain to me: “What's a plumber's ball?” Family and friends Heeded my call, But none could confine, Refine or define it, Yet Paul was sure He could design it. Still, none could satisfy My caterwaul: “What the hell is a plumber's ball?” Does it sweat the pipe Or wiggle the snake: Can it clamp the ****** For Heaven's sake? Could it snap on the cock-hole cover? All these queries Made me wonder. Has it something to do With hardness leakage, Or ******** the ball-cock To stop a seepage? Has it anything to do With a saddle valve dripping, Electric eels, Or two pipes mating? And, I heard of male and female fittings, And should I worry If I'm standing or sitting? If you're discharging the head Or elongating the pipe, Does the plumber's ball Help it snug tight? Is it in my tank, Or in my bowl, Beneath the floor Near the drainage hole? Is the plumber's ball In the back of the truck (Jeff laughed and said One could rub it for luck). I asked Michel If he could tell, He sensed it was something He could smell. I sought out Ray, Perhaps he'd know, But he was on call To restrain a back-flow. I couldn't ask Gary For his wisdom and sense, He was wigglin' the snake To unclog a wet vent. Henry, Rick, Scotty and Brian, Gave shameless answers I couldn't rely on. It's not a crapper, tail piece Or Johnnie-bolt, Or catch basin, reamer, O-ring or pipe dope. So I searched the Net With a fool's wonder, And read of ball-checks, Gas ***** and plungers. I know it's too late To ask Rolly or Ross, For both of them knew, And that's our loss. And Ernie's gone golfing So I can't ask the Boss. With final resolve I fell to my knees, To pray St. Ferrer With grace intercede. His silence left me In a state of depression; Had Ferrer washed his hands Of the plumbing profession? So nothing could settle My wherewithal, I still didn't know, What's a plumber's ball? Suddenly, it hit me, He's never wrong, The Dalai Lama of dip-tubes, I'll ask John. Where others did falter, John's a rock: He knows the difference Between a gas and ball **** With a knowing smile He embraced our Hall: Here, good friend, is your Plumbers' Ball.
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Sep 22, 2014
Sep 22, 2014 at 9:10 AM UTC
What's a Plumber's Ball
Strange question indeed, So I asked one and all; Explain to me: “What's a plumber's ball?” Family and friends Heeded my call, But none could confine, Refine or define it, Yet Paul was sure He could design it. Still, none could satisfy My caterwaul: “What the hell is a plumber's ball?” Does it sweat the pipe Or wiggle the snake: Can it clamp the ****** For Heaven's sake? Could it snap on the cock-hole cover? All these queries Made me wonder. Has it something to do With hardness leakage, Or ******** the ball-cock To stop a seepage? Has it anything to do With a saddle valve dripping, Electric eels, Or two pipes mating? And, I heard of male and female fittings, And should I worry If I'm standing or sitting? If you're discharging the head Or elongating the pipe, Does the plumber's ball Help it snug tight? Is it in my tank, Or in my bowl, Beneath the floor Near the drainage hole? Is the plumber's ball In the back of the truck (Jeff laughed and said One could rub it for luck). I asked Michel If he could tell, He sensed it was something He could smell. I sought out Ray, Perhaps he'd know, But he was on call To restrain a back-flow. I couldn't ask Gary For his wisdom and sense, He was wigglin' the snake To unclog a wet vent. Henry, Rick, Scotty and Brian, Gave shameless answers I couldn't rely on. It's not a crapper, tail piece Or Johnnie-bolt, Or catch basin, reamer, O-ring or pipe dope. So I searched the Net With a fool's wonder, And read of ball-checks, Gas ***** and plungers. I know it's too late To ask Rolly or Ross, For both of them knew, And that's our loss. And Ernie's gone golfing So I can't ask the Boss. With final resolve I fell to my knees, To pray St. Ferrer With grace intercede. His silence left me In a state of depression; Had Ferrer washed his hands Of the plumbing profession? So nothing could settle My wherewithal, I still didn't know, What's a plumber's ball? Suddenly, it hit me, He's never wrong, The Dalai Lama of dip-tubes, I'll ask John. Where others did falter, John's a rock: He knows the difference Between a gas and ball **** With a knowing smile He embraced our Hall: Here, good friend, is your Plumbers' Ball.
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i live in a ******** so boring tractors roam the streets in the usual traffic, but i found that you can wizen up to a title of wizard by finding inanimate things entertaining and thought provoking, because the internet will not become the next scapegoat of goldfish memory - not the next box of entertainment - it will be what god’s green earth indented. out here, where you’re far from trafalgar sq. you get crows circling back to the origin of the woods with odin on the lyre venting out against too much pigeon **** coo coo of the attired men and women marking karma with the no. 13 and being ******* on from on high, you get seagulls, even, seagulls so far into dry land... imagine! and you get the autistic zoning in of the cat’s eye, those cats are very autistic, their eyes tell the sad sad story of encapsulated solipsism - snap your fingers or meow and they look at you passing you looking at some randomised point of entering their sleeping pattern - very autistic those cats, they look at you almost cross-eyed when you try to snap them out of it - out of it being: ****** off at being awake. very autistic those cats, those cats are very autistic, they look at you looking past you, looking almost cross-eyed - don’t blame me for the zigzag or the w! so as i said, it’s so boring where i live you see tractors and crows, and the only solidification of your presence is either provided for by an addiction to television eager for the flicker - or drinking... watching bricks, thinking bits and bobs out for the torrent of slavic plumbers building the great ****** of london. lo... upon the yonder... there it blooms ******* i like places where trees tower over man's handing man brick on brick - makes the sky a bit bigger and less asthmatic.
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Oct 6, 2015
Oct 6, 2015 at 10:29 AM UTC
cats autistic
i live in a ******** so boring tractors roam the streets in the usual traffic, but i found that you can wizen up to a title of wizard by finding inanimate things entertaining and thought provoking, because the internet will not become the next scapegoat of goldfish memory - not the next box of entertainment - it will be what god’s green earth indented. out here, where you’re far from trafalgar sq. you get crows circling back to the origin of the woods with odin on the lyre venting out against too much pigeon **** coo coo of the attired men and women marking karma with the no. 13 and being ******* on from on high, you get seagulls, even, seagulls so far into dry land... imagine! and you get the autistic zoning in of the cat’s eye, those cats are very autistic, their eyes tell the sad sad story of encapsulated solipsism - snap your fingers or meow and they look at you passing you looking at some randomised point of entering their sleeping pattern - very autistic those cats, they look at you almost cross-eyed when you try to snap them out of it - out of it being: ****** off at being awake. very autistic those cats, those cats are very autistic, they look at you looking past you, looking almost cross-eyed - don’t blame me for the zigzag or the w! so as i said, it’s so boring where i live you see tractors and crows, and the only solidification of your presence is either provided for by an addiction to television eager for the flicker - or drinking... watching bricks, thinking bits and bobs out for the torrent of slavic plumbers building the great ****** of london. lo... upon the yonder... there it blooms ******* i like places where trees tower over man's handing man brick on brick - makes the sky a bit bigger and less asthmatic.
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So This... “ Cancel Culture “... Now Seems To Be Structured... To... RESTRICT Numbers... And Now Be The CONDUCTOR... !!! of What Folks Say And What Gets Played... Via TV Or Stage And WHO Gets Paid... As If THEY Are Some SPECIAL Class... Who Know How Far Free Speech Should Go... !?! But It Seems As Though They’re A Little LATE... !!! Where EXACTLY Were They When The... KKK... Used To ****** Slaves Just Because of Their Race... !!! Oh, Because These Days, Things Have REALLY Changed... Are These People INSANE... And NOT Using Their Brains... ?!? Because We STILL Have SLAVES... !!! And Heads Who CLEARLY Want To DICTATE... Are They Cancelling THEM... Or Doing What THEY SAY... !?! Or Just Causing PROBLEMS... Over Gender And Race... ?!? Well Some It Now Seems... Who’ve Made BIG MONEY... !!! Are UNCOMFORTABLE With... Them... CANCELLING... !!! When It Comes To Free Speech... And Indeed The Arts Because of Policies... That Seem To STINK Like FARTS... !!! Have They Cancelled BOMBS... Or RACIST... Sitcoms... Oh Yes NOW They Have... !!! AFTER These Shows Have... Made PLENTY of CASH... And Been Shown Across Lands... ... INTERNATIONALLY... !!! On TV’s AND Indeed BIG SCREENS... !!! REPEATEDLY For The World To See... So Where Have They Been... ?!? BEFORE Gender Themes... And... INEQUALITIES... Became The Very Fabric of SOCIETIES... ?!? Where APPARENTLY... ... EVERYBODY Was FREE... To Be Who They Wanna Be... Well That’s A FALLACY... That’s NOT REALITY... !!! Just Like PIPE DREAMS... !!! Oh But SUDDENLY... !!! These New CANCEL POLICE... Are CANCELLING... And Now DAMAGING... !!! The Careers of Those... Who WON’T Be Controlled... !!! Like Those Who Speak... What They Want... FREELY... !!! So They Can CANCEL ME... !!! Cos That’s How I NOW BE... !!! NOT Some HUMAN SHEEP... For Them To Shepherd And Keep... In Some PENITENTIARY... Just Because of Free Speech... That DOESN’T Tread... “ Lightly “... Cos’ I ALREADY KNOW... How... CANCELLING Goes... !!! Because It’s Really Not New... It’s What Censors Do... !!! But Here’s Some TRUTH... To UPSET Their Crews... !!! It’s One Rule For THEM... But NOT The Same For You... !!! If You’re NOT ONE... Who’ll Keep Your Mouth SHUT... To APPEASE These Teams... Who Now Want TOTAL CONTROL... !!! That’s Just The Way That The Story Now Goes... NO Bambi Or THUMPER To Be Some Foot Drummer... !!! Just A Breed of Vultures... Now Willing To PUNCTURE... Careers Like BAD Plumbers... !!! Whose Force Has A Cause... Now Trying To ENFORCE.. What Should Be Put ASUNDER... This... TRULY RIDICULOUS... !!! ..... “ Cancel Culture “..... !!!
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Oct 19, 2020
Oct 19, 2020 at 2:41 AM UTC
“Cancel Culture” ... A Poem written by Big Virge 8/7/2020
So This... “ Cancel Culture “... Now Seems To Be Structured... To... RESTRICT Numbers... And Now Be The CONDUCTOR... !!! of What Folks Say And What Gets Played... Via TV Or Stage And WHO Gets Paid... As If THEY Are Some SPECIAL Class... Who Know How Far Free Speech Should Go... !?! But It Seems As Though They’re A Little LATE... !!! Where EXACTLY Were They When The... KKK... Used To ****** Slaves Just Because of Their Race... !!! Oh, Because These Days, Things Have REALLY Changed... Are These People INSANE... And NOT Using Their Brains... ?!? Because We STILL Have SLAVES... !!! And Heads Who CLEARLY Want To DICTATE... Are They Cancelling THEM... Or Doing What THEY SAY... !?! Or Just Causing PROBLEMS... Over Gender And Race... ?!? Well Some It Now Seems... Who’ve Made BIG MONEY... !!! Are UNCOMFORTABLE With... Them... CANCELLING... !!! When It Comes To Free Speech... And Indeed The Arts Because of Policies... That Seem To STINK Like FARTS... !!! Have They Cancelled BOMBS... Or RACIST... Sitcoms... Oh Yes NOW They Have... !!! AFTER These Shows Have... Made PLENTY of CASH... And Been Shown Across Lands... ... INTERNATIONALLY... !!! On TV’s AND Indeed BIG SCREENS... !!! REPEATEDLY For The World To See... So Where Have They Been... ?!? BEFORE Gender Themes... And... INEQUALITIES... Became The Very Fabric of SOCIETIES... ?!? Where APPARENTLY... ... EVERYBODY Was FREE... To Be Who They Wanna Be... Well That’s A FALLACY... That’s NOT REALITY... !!! Just Like PIPE DREAMS... !!! Oh But SUDDENLY... !!! These New CANCEL POLICE... Are CANCELLING... And Now DAMAGING... !!! The Careers of Those... Who WON’T Be Controlled... !!! Like Those Who Speak... What They Want... FREELY... !!! So They Can CANCEL ME... !!! Cos That’s How I NOW BE... !!! NOT Some HUMAN SHEEP... For Them To Shepherd And Keep... In Some PENITENTIARY... Just Because of Free Speech... That DOESN’T Tread... “ Lightly “... Cos’ I ALREADY KNOW... How... CANCELLING Goes... !!! Because It’s Really Not New... It’s What Censors Do... !!! But Here’s Some TRUTH... To UPSET Their Crews... !!! It’s One Rule For THEM... But NOT The Same For You... !!! If You’re NOT ONE... Who’ll Keep Your Mouth SHUT... To APPEASE These Teams... Who Now Want TOTAL CONTROL... !!! That’s Just The Way That The Story Now Goes... NO Bambi Or THUMPER To Be Some Foot Drummer... !!! Just A Breed of Vultures... Now Willing To PUNCTURE... Careers Like BAD Plumbers... !!! Whose Force Has A Cause... Now Trying To ENFORCE.. What Should Be Put ASUNDER... This... TRULY RIDICULOUS... !!! ..... “ Cancel Culture “..... !!!
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Plumbing screaming in pain cleaning her drain it was very clogged I am very logged loved my plumbers crack she gave my *** a smack faucet beginning to leak from the point of the peak ended up in bed she gives good head wanted bill to be free told me during my morning *** I said you lost your mind so I poked her from behind how about half price she said sorry no dice please free she would beg as she played with my third leg running wild was my imagination you could feel my frustration after the plumbing was all done it turned out she was a nun
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May 5, 2014
May 5, 2014 at 9:13 AM UTC
Plumbing
Oh, to be a tortoise and never need a house. No realtors, no mortgage, never a call for roofers, plumbers... or ever to build a shelf!
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Mar 3, 2012
Mar 3, 2012 at 12:01 PM UTC
The Chelonian abode
Smack Smack my *** in a car, smack my *** in a bar. Smack my *** here or there, I don't believe in any underwear. I love a good *** smack, right below the plumbers crack. If I'm naked or wearing clothes, smacking my *** is what I propose. Smack my *** in the bed, smack my *** after I'm dead. Smack my *** up or down, smack my *** in any town. Smack my *** cause I said so, smack my *** before you go. It doesn't matter where or how, smack my *** please right now. Smack it good, smack it hard, give my *** it's best regard. You know you want to smack my *** just please no more broken glass. Smack my *** in the shower, whack it good, with all your power. Smack my *** in the street, my *** deserves a good beat. Smack my *** and never stop, maybe this boil will someday pop.
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Apr 4, 2014
Apr 4, 2014 at 1:39 AM UTC
Smack
Florrie stands at the garden gate, How much longer must she wait? The Postman was due ages ago What will he bring today for Flo Junk mail or a pile of bills Or a letter from her daughter Jill Maybe a seed catalogue Or a letter requesting she sponsor a dog An offer of a new bank card Or book-club offers of works by the Bard Or a parcel from her sister Sally Now living in the Rhonda Valley A letter about changing her energy supplier They promise her a cheaper deal Then the bills are higher A spring catalogue from Ann Summers Or a free sheet advertising plumbers Oh postman, what is keeping you? Florrie has better things to do Than wait and wait and wait and wait Shivering at the garden gate
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Jan 28, 2017
Jan 28, 2017 at 3:24 PM UTC
Waiting for the postman
I don't have a problem with hipsters, goths, jocks, skaters, rockers, preps, farmers, plumbers, executives, Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Caucasians, gays, furries, bronies, foodies, junkies, abstainers, republicans, democrats, atheists, monotheists, polytheists, etc. People are people. So, why begrudge them that? I do, however, have a problem with mean, hateful people who's greatest joy comes in a form of shadenfreude. Be who you are, but don't impose your self-image onto others; impose others onto your Self with a healthy dose of salt. You may learn a thing or two. Live and let live.
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Feb 3, 2015
Feb 3, 2015 at 10:19 AM UTC
Harmony
Live life to live shape the world and cultivate away fears of shadows and hate. Grower's thumbs often build greener tomorrows, tokes to give to brothers and sisters of today always searching for more questions. What clarity can bring to one not you, but for someone who holds the rotten cape held together by rough black tape to the bewildered open fields of opiates and grapes waiting just enough time to bend around the vine that holds together what they are feeling. Let the world keep spinning wobble from time to time stumble off our feet no chance to meet or greet the war is on our street bringing lust greed and pride for all of us to abide but all things can be forgiven. Feel the sunny heat of the smiles of those you just beat for all the people are here lovers, plumbers, drummers, and this goes on, we run again on and on we run again on and on again we go on.
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May 31, 2012
May 31, 2012 at 9:56 PM UTC
Vitality
I remember when we were small, and you were just a bat and ball, on the TV, just a blip and a blot, bouncing around, while I crawled in my cot, and we both grew, in volume and vision, to blast into space on our own secret mission -   aliens fled when we were in session. I remember one Christmas when I was just eight, pretending to sleep, but staying up late, my fingers crossed tight, trying to resist the pull of the night, hoping that Santa would see me alright, with your arrival, in a spectrum of light. I couldn’t believe that your new form took tapes! That your games had more than just plumbers and apes! I’d heard you could draw more than 10,000 shapes! It’s a wonder I slept, while your envoy escaped. I remember with fondness the pull of arcades, destroying the Deathstar and rescuing maids, the scramble for change as you begged to be played, we were lost in the moment, a moment which stayed. I recall the freedom you offered at will, a doorway to dreams that’s cast ajar still, and despite being an adult, I still feel that thrill, at the theme tune to Sonic, all manic and shrill. I know that I’m older, and soon thirty-five, and that there’s no cheat code for bills, or for wives, but I still hope that somehow our friendship survives, I’ll remember you gave me those infinite lives.
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Mar 21, 2012
Mar 21, 2012 at 9:29 AM UTC
Infinite Lives
Some of the ***** sink And some of the **** floats But when one plunges sinkers They squish, smear, and combine And the plunger comes out Pretty gross
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Feb 9, 2016
Feb 9, 2016 at 5:46 AM UTC
House Plumbers Prefer Floaters
i'll let you on a little secret... spaniards are gigolos to the slavs... cheap-shit, chinese rolex beauties, which is why the english are prone to vacate there: oiling up to get a quicker suntan than an essex lass turning orange-brown in the space of a weekend's session at a u.v. parlour. westerners define western slav as cleaner material, if not simply the plumbers and  electricians, got a blocked toilet? get a pole to unblock it. but you see... the thing is... the slavs see the spaniards as euro-trash... cheap-shit-cancerous-suntan... spaniards are cheap **** to the slavs... western european nations (excluding the germans) invokes a sense of self-worth that, like a tapeworm feeds of the slavs migrating without colonising... when the western powers migrated and colonised, never really preparing themselves for jihadis, st. john the decapitating tyrant  spoke to st. george's dragon with a cockney accent: oi bruv bruv up up mate! score us an eight's worth of 20 quid! so while the high tier of europe speaking deutsche anglican rather than deutsche swiss keep time and penny flip: carnal heterosexual or just plain **** the slavs mock the same tier with a choice of holiday resorts exploited... next to the fake suntan... because spaniards are like albanians for the slavs... oiled up cheap-shit material for even cheaper literature of the handsome, blue eyed, dark haired (well oiled) stranger... selling pomegranates... that a fair maiden might succumb to... selling her virginity the fiftieth time.
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Feb 9, 2016
Feb 9, 2016 at 12:25 PM UTC
the fiftieth time
i'll let you on a little secret... spaniards are gigolos to the slavs... cheap-shit, chinese rolex beauties, which is why the english are prone to vacate there: oiling up to get a quicker suntan than an essex lass turning orange-brown in the space of a weekend's session at a u.v. parlour. westerners define western slav as cleaner material, if not simply the plumbers and  electricians, got a blocked toilet? get a pole to unblock it. but you see... the thing is... the slavs see the spaniards as euro-trash... cheap-shit-cancerous-suntan... spaniards are cheap **** to the slavs... western european nations (excluding the germans) invokes a sense of self-worth that, like a tapeworm feeds of the slavs migrating without colonising... when the western powers migrated and colonised, never really preparing themselves for jihadis, st. john the decapitating tyrant  spoke to st. george's dragon with a cockney accent: oi bruv bruv up up mate! score us an eight's worth of 20 quid! so while the high tier of europe speaking deutsche anglican rather than deutsche swiss keep time and penny flip: carnal heterosexual or just plain **** the slavs mock the same tier with a choice of holiday resorts exploited... next to the fake suntan... because spaniards are like albanians for the slavs... oiled up cheap-shit material for even cheaper literature of the handsome, blue eyed, dark haired (well oiled) stranger... selling pomegranates... that a fair maiden might succumb to... selling her virginity the fiftieth time.
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Like an upside-down stage curtain, steam rises over a half-empty cup of ginger tea, obscuring the dreary view of yet another rainy day. The woman leans closer to the window (she’s certain there’ll be an oily stain where her nose makes contact with the icy glass). Raindrops are mutating over cracks in the window, their shadows filling in the blank blotches in her eyes, camouflaging the liver spots (themselves otherworldly mutants) over her hands— sewerage on plumbers’ gloves. She drinks her tea and whimpers his name. Scalpel-blade shivers creep over her back, over the folds in her pantyhose; chalk marks on the road become visible— she remembers it like yesterday when she cradled his broken body in her arms: police car and ambulance sirens conjured a dust devil that reeked of young death; it clung to her designer clothes, and complemented the purple stench of brake fluid, petrol, and the god-awful breaths of bystanders who’d gathered like a swarm of flies, the soft susurrus of their conversations intensifying till pencil-lipped, beast-like groans, ready to feed on the hole in her soul, salivating to take a bite of grief, and replace it with remorse; she recalls the sound of her car keys on the hot tar, which took a chomp out of her left knee, and warm blood seeping into her every fibre. Steam and chalk marks fade away into the past. In front of the refrigerator, on the grimy vinyl kitchen flooring, a ginger meows; the woman ignores its pleas, and reaches for the upside-down picture on the window sill. A liver spot sprouts from her neck.
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Feb 9, 2011
Feb 9, 2011 at 7:45 PM UTC
The Woman Who Stayed Inside
Like an upside-down stage curtain, steam rises over a half-empty cup of ginger tea, obscuring the dreary view of yet another rainy day. The woman leans closer to the window (she’s certain there’ll be an oily stain where her nose makes contact with the icy glass). Raindrops are mutating over cracks in the window, their shadows filling in the blank blotches in her eyes, camouflaging the liver spots (themselves otherworldly mutants) over her hands— sewerage on plumbers’ gloves. She drinks her tea and whimpers his name. Scalpel-blade shivers creep over her back, over the folds in her pantyhose; chalk marks on the road become visible— she remembers it like yesterday when she cradled his broken body in her arms: police car and ambulance sirens conjured a dust devil that reeked of young death; it clung to her designer clothes, and complemented the purple stench of brake fluid, petrol, and the god-awful breaths of bystanders who’d gathered like a swarm of flies, the soft susurrus of their conversations intensifying till pencil-lipped, beast-like groans, ready to feed on the hole in her soul, salivating to take a bite of grief, and replace it with remorse; she recalls the sound of her car keys on the hot tar, which took a chomp out of her left knee, and warm blood seeping into her every fibre. Steam and chalk marks fade away into the past. In front of the refrigerator, on the grimy vinyl kitchen flooring, a ginger meows; the woman ignores its pleas, and reaches for the upside-down picture on the window sill. A liver spot sprouts from her neck.
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do the dance taboo boo shake your hips for bongo move your **** feet eat you like a taco shake that pretty *** **** all over the place im crying for it baby put them in my face do the chooka booka ill eat you on the rag lick your little *** im your ***** stag can you do the rumba to the pelvic beat drown me in your ***** i *** on lovely feet oh your *** is candy hair like wild fire my **** does the cha cha to your mouth it does aspire owwie i lick your **** your **** starts to squirt i catch it on my lips ***** is so pert do the dance taboo boo there is no death like *** spread wide your wings my angel dissolve in butter **** kiss my big ***** lick up all you can better then a plumbers plunger you love your big cocked man i didn't mean to start a blaze the house is embers burning well you danced the taboo boo and now your always yearning
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Aug 1, 2016
Aug 1, 2016 at 11:30 AM UTC
Do the Dance Taboo boo
marketing work stalls imagination, the benefits of the internet are that you can bypass all that marketing and become fudge stuck cancerous in a spider-web of your own choosing debated as either giving or marketing... but given this is a century later, marketing stalls work... i'd hate to be an allen ginsberg with only one poem associated with my creative output... how it's "necessary" to congregate and carve out a one-hit-wonder... if plumbers and roofers and electricians were treated like that... we'd have one drainage pipe, one roof, one light-bulb used by a population the size of new york... oh yeah, that would really work! one toilet for a bully like napoleon and about 10,000 soldiers ******** their pants; indeed the modern concept of sharing original work is like the old concept of marketing... although in this new concept no one earns anything of value that can be readily exchanged - time isn't readily exchanged, space is inevitably exchanged, but time isn't - an hour of psychoanalysis at £100, e.g., a free poem, no poet at a party drunk with recitation... win win! what's that game... a ping pong table with cups filled with alcohol lined up like bowling-alley pins, throwing ping-pong ***** into the opponent's bowling-pin arrangements... jägermeister o'clock... chug chug chug! well done; go puke in the toilet... i'm going to walk home and have a sing-along alone.
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Apr 2, 2016
Apr 2, 2016 at 8:48 PM UTC
jägermeister o'clock
stick it up your *** ***** Kwabena Itri Dibra keeps the room warm, I get the watch fixed. she always used to say "キャロルはこ とがない" which translates to Carol has never waited for Treva's reply. What an asshole.Those plumbers grant him his wish, Reggae ******* shouted last night **** off didn't cook next to the police station. i need reggae. reggae is a life style This is kim's large dish. This isn't my analy ******* cock's mediocre pencil. please, pass the spiff mon
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Nov 28, 2014
Nov 28, 2014 at 11:57 AM UTC
Kwabena Itri Dibra
Blood drips slowly through the tubes of my heart, like a lazy plumbers mistake, I wonder as I listen to the gentle drops is it maybe for my own sake? Do we all feel love's pain as a stab to the heart, or is that where we normally start? I hear voices in the night, some cry and others sing I hear bells in the morning, some dull and others ring. Everything is a sign of something else, rolling in our head, maybe we wonder the difference...alive or maybe dead. Throbbing souls create a drumbeat in harmony and doubt, those of us so used and done are feeling sadly left out. The parade will march right by us and leave us at the curb, like a statue old and worn that we should never ever disturb.
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Feb 20, 2014
Feb 20, 2014 at 1:07 AM UTC
Sadly
i met a mongol once in amsterdam, we exchanged a tearful stare and said a melancholic hello, as if we were to be brother in cement or sandstone of what the sun rememebred and man forgot but nonetheless carved for enshadowed suave of the shadowing hand on hand upon handed down remnant of the handless kanji... the motherless thus tongueless river of sight utilising hand and hand as sophistication of spying thanks to the hands’ shadows: thus no shadow tongue unless that shadow be thought or the abstract off thought: pre-meditation and the subsequent minded courtsey as requested of the blank page or the buddha’s slitted eyes faking intoxication by western standards of that green plant the mongols despise: and western societies fare to tax and thus exploit. and it would be easiest to withhold making talks with the slavs by compensation of the northern-most mosque being established as true progression... but then having insulated the slavs who are "primarily" plumbers and electricians to make any dent in the politics of the other monotheists... where the european excludes the european from europe there you will see war as encouraging the asian or the arab... there you will see war, should a european exclude european from europe there you will see war caucausian againts the rooster against the morn! TAR TAR! TAR TAR! TAR! TAR! (in japanese tora tora tora!) because you did not cherish our shared values thus become devalued therefore value your integral anti-economic evaluations that have no place in my land but concern of keeping brown in the noun and not in the verb of racism and sun; i've become a barabbas among you, you messiahs, you messiah selfies and messiah implants, what gave you the jews scorned has given me you as the "jews" scorned in your disorientation of the fathomed atom bomb already spoken of in the book of the apocalypse.... but a man ejecting an european from europe to fantacise a non-invoked colonialism will halve in carving this world in half for multi-cultarism! no pole ever spoke of colonialism to see you speak of post-colonial re-colonialisation of remote areas so ardently cared for: conquer... and subsequently fall: your sons the additive bullets: я и pоссия demand: the caucaucus tribes to fake unity with the danube fools of erected bohemia.
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Dec 2, 2015
Dec 2, 2015 at 11:35 PM UTC
TATAR! TATAR! TA! TAR!
i met a mongol once in amsterdam, we exchanged a tearful stare and said a melancholic hello, as if we were to be brother in cement or sandstone of what the sun rememebred and man forgot but nonetheless carved for enshadowed suave of the shadowing hand on hand upon handed down remnant of the handless kanji... the motherless thus tongueless river of sight utilising hand and hand as sophistication of spying thanks to the hands’ shadows: thus no shadow tongue unless that shadow be thought or the abstract off thought: pre-meditation and the subsequent minded courtsey as requested of the blank page or the buddha’s slitted eyes faking intoxication by western standards of that green plant the mongols despise: and western societies fare to tax and thus exploit. and it would be easiest to withhold making talks with the slavs by compensation of the northern-most mosque being established as true progression... but then having insulated the slavs who are "primarily" plumbers and electricians to make any dent in the politics of the other monotheists... where the european excludes the european from europe there you will see war as encouraging the asian or the arab... there you will see war, should a european exclude european from europe there you will see war caucausian againts the rooster against the morn! TAR TAR! TAR TAR! TAR! TAR! (in japanese tora tora tora!) because you did not cherish our shared values thus become devalued therefore value your integral anti-economic evaluations that have no place in my land but concern of keeping brown in the noun and not in the verb of racism and sun; i've become a barabbas among you, you messiahs, you messiah selfies and messiah implants, what gave you the jews scorned has given me you as the "jews" scorned in your disorientation of the fathomed atom bomb already spoken of in the book of the apocalypse.... but a man ejecting an european from europe to fantacise a non-invoked colonialism will halve in carving this world in half for multi-cultarism! no pole ever spoke of colonialism to see you speak of post-colonial re-colonialisation of remote areas so ardently cared for: conquer... and subsequently fall: your sons the additive bullets: я и pоссия demand: the caucaucus tribes to fake unity with the danube fools of erected bohemia.
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Violence sells, *** sells, but why? WHY? Do we have a greed as a society, greedy need to feed insatiability?, from East to West and North to South, Watch carefully what spills from my mouth. I can not digest what I divest to the dishevelled remains of my day. I know they are not supposed to end or begin this way, with tears instead of raindrops falling on my face, rolling down to... to my paper covered desk, absorbed and lost drying the instant they were spilled. Have you had your fill with what the world ills your way? Take time to exhibit patient poise, in all that you face, you are not alone in your lonely place, some say feel it, I say try to pray and seal it! Away, oh Lord, away! Take me. All this which is not the world's best will target you as a test, not the same day or the same time, but sometimes, it will seem so as it comes all down the funnel cloud of darkness of heavy woe and the gravity of your circumstances; pulls at your hair on your head, plucks your nerves till your limbs feel heavy and dead as your heart pumps red liquid poorly through the frozen pipes that circulate oxygen with red tincture flowing that could be spilled like the tears and cover the ground sorrowfully, bleeding ...... heartfelt loss embarrassed as it is emptied, from your vessel, with more cracks and holes, pass me the plumbers' putty please! Seal it and pray, each crack, each hole, each day, C'mon! It is not about how low down and into despair you go. It is about him, Him! You might not agree, you might not see, you may not believe, but He believed in you and me, FIRST, so if things get bad or go worse, look up from a position of pain, move to a place of strength, to the rock, to the cleft, to the shadow of an eagles' wings and then see what His mercy brings..... Take what His mercy brings hold it close by your heart, in your face.............your scars......the ugly...... will one day BE gone........may my hollow sounding words tremble like a tree-trunk under the weight of many birds that take flight with your plight, your harsh existence, be carried away in flight on the echo of "no more tears, no more tears" sends the winged prayers to flights of spoken freedom........ heard higher and higher.
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Apr 10, 2013
Apr 10, 2013 at 7:22 PM UTC
Get your violence here...get your...
Violence sells, *** sells, but why? WHY? Do we have a greed as a society, greedy need to feed insatiability?, from East to West and North to South, Watch carefully what spills from my mouth. I can not digest what I divest to the dishevelled remains of my day. I know they are not supposed to end or begin this way, with tears instead of raindrops falling on my face, rolling down to... to my paper covered desk, absorbed and lost drying the instant they were spilled. Have you had your fill with what the world ills your way? Take time to exhibit patient poise, in all that you face, you are not alone in your lonely place, some say feel it, I say try to pray and seal it! Away, oh Lord, away! Take me. All this which is not the world's best will target you as a test, not the same day or the same time, but sometimes, it will seem so as it comes all down the funnel cloud of darkness of heavy woe and the gravity of your circumstances; pulls at your hair on your head, plucks your nerves till your limbs feel heavy and dead as your heart pumps red liquid poorly through the frozen pipes that circulate oxygen with red tincture flowing that could be spilled like the tears and cover the ground sorrowfully, bleeding ...... heartfelt loss embarrassed as it is emptied, from your vessel, with more cracks and holes, pass me the plumbers' putty please! Seal it and pray, each crack, each hole, each day, C'mon! It is not about how low down and into despair you go. It is about him, Him! You might not agree, you might not see, you may not believe, but He believed in you and me, FIRST, so if things get bad or go worse, look up from a position of pain, move to a place of strength, to the rock, to the cleft, to the shadow of an eagles' wings and then see what His mercy brings..... Take what His mercy brings hold it close by your heart, in your face.............your scars......the ugly...... will one day BE gone........may my hollow sounding words tremble like a tree-trunk under the weight of many birds that take flight with your plight, your harsh existence, be carried away in flight on the echo of "no more tears, no more tears" sends the winged prayers to flights of spoken freedom........ heard higher and higher.
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The child was reluctant, obstructive, rudely derogated the rules of night-time. In return, the mothers smile crusted over; her anticipating face raged with love, with tenderness, with necessity. Hold back desperation: “Shall I read you a story?” Yes, a boring story, a story to bore your little eyes closed and your little head droopy and your little snores out. All children learn to say no and this one was a champion already. Still gentle and formless it was not quite male, not quite female. It was androgynous, sexless, precocious with the possibilities of a gender unslated -- as if pigeon-holes could be sated at a later date. A choice depending on pointing out a celebrity from a picture in a magazine, and saying: ‘that one’. “I don’t want to be in bed.” This was said from bed, defiant, huddled and muddled within the pastry of the sheets and wriggling like a still-living filling. Four-and-twenty blackbirds, all singing. Isn’t this a pretty dish thought mother. “But bed is good,” she reasoned, “bed is a fine fine thing to be in.” She eyed it herself, covetously, the crispness of the linen holding the warm buttered biscuit smell of a child’s hair. “Bed isn’t good. It’s lonely.” Yes, lonely, sang the mother to herself, alone to be with myself only. Swaying with sleeplessness, mother’s voice burst with secrets. “Bed is good. It is. It is where you were made.” And you, child, are a good thing. Making you was good. Therefore beds are good. Mother blinked dreamily, lies rushing unbidden to fill the gap between a child's world and the truth; the question came immediately. “Have you ever seen someone making a *** out of clay?” she asked in response. Her arms raised in front of the child’s face. “Have you ever seen the clay sculpted, squeezed?” Then she lowered them. “And this was the oven. This is where you were baked.” She wondered what kind of dreams these lies would bring, dreams of whispered fertility, Freudian dreams of plumbers removing bottoms and widdlers. Dreams of children baked out of clay and, rocked from the cradle; falling, smashing.
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Apr 14, 2013
Apr 14, 2013 at 11:07 AM UTC
What Kind of Dreams
The child was reluctant, obstructive, rudely derogated the rules of night-time. In return, the mothers smile crusted over; her anticipating face raged with love, with tenderness, with necessity. Hold back desperation: “Shall I read you a story?” Yes, a boring story, a story to bore your little eyes closed and your little head droopy and your little snores out. All children learn to say no and this one was a champion already. Still gentle and formless it was not quite male, not quite female. It was androgynous, sexless, precocious with the possibilities of a gender unslated -- as if pigeon-holes could be sated at a later date. A choice depending on pointing out a celebrity from a picture in a magazine, and saying: ‘that one’. “I don’t want to be in bed.” This was said from bed, defiant, huddled and muddled within the pastry of the sheets and wriggling like a still-living filling. Four-and-twenty blackbirds, all singing. Isn’t this a pretty dish thought mother. “But bed is good,” she reasoned, “bed is a fine fine thing to be in.” She eyed it herself, covetously, the crispness of the linen holding the warm buttered biscuit smell of a child’s hair. “Bed isn’t good. It’s lonely.” Yes, lonely, sang the mother to herself, alone to be with myself only. Swaying with sleeplessness, mother’s voice burst with secrets. “Bed is good. It is. It is where you were made.” And you, child, are a good thing. Making you was good. Therefore beds are good. Mother blinked dreamily, lies rushing unbidden to fill the gap between a child's world and the truth; the question came immediately. “Have you ever seen someone making a *** out of clay?” she asked in response. Her arms raised in front of the child’s face. “Have you ever seen the clay sculpted, squeezed?” Then she lowered them. “And this was the oven. This is where you were baked.” She wondered what kind of dreams these lies would bring, dreams of whispered fertility, Freudian dreams of plumbers removing bottoms and widdlers. Dreams of children baked out of clay and, rocked from the cradle; falling, smashing.
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work they say when I'm at work writing poems when I should hush please don't tell anyone except everyone accept everyone poets florists carpenters painters plumbers clowns kings the exiled breath their warm woes waiting the day the sun rises on their shoulders.
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May 11, 2015
May 11, 2015 at 11:53 AM UTC
on waiting
I learned The basic art of healing from The Medical School The Health Centers More during observership Time with The Carpenters The Plumbers The Electricians The Bricklayer The Cobblers The Potters The Singers The Peace Keepers The Ecosystem People like them Make us believe in solutions Transcending any problem They all fix What needs to be In alignment
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Jan 23, 2021
Jan 23, 2021 at 6:57 AM UTC
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