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"pipes" poems
Iron bench, open sore dragon rock, three in score flesh on body, tortured soul arms high, in hell's hole Corner bulb, neon light drake hotel, second flight jolly pop, rizla plus open flame, behind the bus Broken fixtures, tully hat channel swimmer, at the bat blind alley, words of cuss dealer waving, in a fuss Grim reaper, boys in blue super bee, armored shrew ****** sips, swollen glands potpourri, on demand Black death, huddler's arch beat the cold, and summer parch toothless grin, ****** glare obituary, to be shared Dead of night, decontrol cheeva tar, black coal east central, chinatown mr. freeze, is coming down Foot soldier, skidder row chicken feed, and white blow silver spoon, casted hand demons surface, on demand Frantic sounds, below the glass poison waiting, to be passed crack pipes, over coat bodies flat, begin to float Gospel sounds, from union square friends gather, deep in prayer guardian angels, now deployed thornton park, without a void Covenant house, in holy charm welcomes all, with open arms salvation spreads, on chapel row kindness that, cannot be sold
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Oct 14, 2017
Oct 14, 2017 at 5:36 PM UTC
Pidgeon Park
In The Prison Of Winter, No Rise, No Set orbit nearly closed, the radio announcer gleefully chirruping, the twittering fool, "only ** graves to X off till                                                spring" the weight of the prior the wait of the more no matter how little yet to come                     too much insufferable having suffered multiple life sentences you snit **** u don't know better, ha, they don't even run                                          concurrently there are no sunsets in the girding grays of harsher enough and words that fail me, are the winners in the winter of the **** tests and hunts, I have successfully                                  failed of course I'm wrong you petulant hobgoblin wringing nyet from me you'll get no concession, **** science, there are no sunsets in the winter and the sunrises, short unsweetened, light-less, less of less, frigid glaring revealers of dead trees and deader                     men maybe in the Rockies, perhaps the Alps, wonderlands photoshopped, pretty lies on the Internet BS posted where I live, wear the wear the weary neath the sweat stink of layers of unbundled choking hands, winter's damage assessed and assessment is never overdue, payable in                                              immediacy heating bills I can't pay, a job that said no more of you, unpretty please, a woman who sorcerer-scarced herself right freaking black magic quick, trust me I have certified verified, me and Nixon, X's on the kitchen calendar, there is daylight, there is mighty night, almighty in long and colorless and nothing in between, but the smog stained slush of                                                     smothered life but definitely no sunrises and no sunsets watched all day from the imprisoning kitchen window which doubles as a **** you                        mirror there are no, not any, you know what, cannot even say them, the pipe dreams of better yet, pipes that have beaten down me and my disassociated senses, signed sealed and now delivered, from the formerly known as The Summer Man
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Mar 14, 2015
Mar 14, 2015 at 9:39 AM UTC
In the Prison of Winter, No Rise, No Set
In The Prison Of Winter, No Rise, No Set orbit nearly closed, the radio announcer gleefully chirruping, the twittering fool, "only ** graves to X off till                                                spring" the weight of the prior the wait of the more no matter how little yet to come                     too much insufferable having suffered multiple life sentences you snit **** u don't know better, ha, they don't even run                                          concurrently there are no sunsets in the girding grays of harsher enough and words that fail me, are the winners in the winter of the **** tests and hunts, I have successfully                                  failed of course I'm wrong you petulant hobgoblin wringing nyet from me you'll get no concession, **** science, there are no sunsets in the winter and the sunrises, short unsweetened, light-less, less of less, frigid glaring revealers of dead trees and deader                     men maybe in the Rockies, perhaps the Alps, wonderlands photoshopped, pretty lies on the Internet BS posted where I live, wear the wear the weary neath the sweat stink of layers of unbundled choking hands, winter's damage assessed and assessment is never overdue, payable in                                              immediacy heating bills I can't pay, a job that said no more of you, unpretty please, a woman who sorcerer-scarced herself right freaking black magic quick, trust me I have certified verified, me and Nixon, X's on the kitchen calendar, there is daylight, there is mighty night, almighty in long and colorless and nothing in between, but the smog stained slush of                                                     smothered life but definitely no sunrises and no sunsets watched all day from the imprisoning kitchen window which doubles as a **** you                        mirror there are no, not any, you know what, cannot even say them, the pipe dreams of better yet, pipes that have beaten down me and my disassociated senses, signed sealed and now delivered, from the formerly known as The Summer Man
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Shrink yourself Oh she's fading away Hold her bones together As the movies play When a diet becomes an addiction I felt myself give in My mind was hooked on these Skinny thoughts Bones dance in my dreams And I couldn't be shaken awake Yes I'll be skinny like the others Beautiful like I want But there's nothing beautiful About your hair falling out And passing out and hitting your head And freezing in the summer And constantly falling asleep There's nothing cute about ***** in your hair And on your clothes ****** noses And aching bones Nothing glamorous behind that bathroom door Just a stupid girl With her head stuck half way down the pipes
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Sep 4, 2014
Sep 4, 2014 at 12:37 AM UTC
Skinny Minnie
my sister thought my mother had died on her lap; she walked to the bathroom inside that depthless hospital hotel. the putrid smell of life and death all through-out this concrete heaven and hell. at the age of fifty-four my mother's bones would carry no more weight. her gentle heart her forgiving mind her words so strong but mine, they are forced out by constricted wind-pipes and angry words *i glanced down at the cot, where my mother died as I made contact with my mother's pale-blue eyes she looked at me with the most helpless, childish face I've ever seen. as if to say: "he isn't here.. where is he... where could he be?"* she lived thirty more minutes. he arrived a few hours later, asking: "how's she doin'?" never take for granted, someone's borrowed time.
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Dec 4, 2013
Dec 4, 2013 at 9:54 PM UTC
borrowed time
Befrilled Godfather, why tune Yours to mine These Rightful Verses your Country observes I, an Eastern Bun's Lord in Mind consign Put my Pun in-place for their own Reserves Now this, a Muse if your Clock does witness Would burn me at stake or hang me condemned All because such Organs defy Fitness And thought the ****** I will reprehend I grow tired of this evident Trough Whilst you once scribbled Trademarks with your Quill How, my Heart-Nosed Configure such enough Yet wish to join you in your White Pipes, still. Your Epitaph stays; I dare not complete Just press these Roses your Approval, meet.
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Mar 13, 2013
Mar 13, 2013 at 11:23 PM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY - EIGHTY-FOUR - TOM DALEY
no weapons, no drugs. he had the eyeballs of an aztlan prince. touches water. touches hot-grill to meat /repeat/ /replete with cerveza.                 to roil in love of sun said lights, all things lovely.                 to return by city driven lights, lake to shore to shoulder. [to sleep.] [to dream.] dad is on the grill, cookin’ up something scorched. swill is on the lake, skiin’ up something else. sweat & stretching lungs, the sun busting gut. unseen, bikini pink & green sauce. pass the tortillas. winterous: awake. ice-fish and stoke the pipes of flash and holy hash. ice-fish our favorite frozen mass. we all grow beards, untrusting of men who wobble blades to their faces on the daily. spring sprung and spigot. we return to blushing shores of wet rocks & girlfriends. girl bands exploding amps from atop houseboats in styles of the highly drunk and tameless. plucked in memory of the ******* to come before them.
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Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 7:31 PM UTC
avian
Four old friends Dead of winter small town Germany. Smoke rising from chimneys From cigarettes, and pipes From trains riding the rural rails From city spires And factories From airplanes Airplanes and Airplanes, From Airplanes. Smoke dancing and laughing Stinging and coughing Smoke in my hair and jacket In the pores of my skin Smoke in my eyes, Up the hill And through the woods Dead of winter Small town Germany Four old friends Walk two by two Three by one Four and four. Walk by the church, Down the creek, Up the hills, the hills And through the woods Small town Germany four old friends Dead of winter Cigar smoke and beer Cigarillos in a chain Smoke from crystalizing breath And fireworks Smoke from bonfires And tailpipes Smoke from airplanes Airplanes and airplanes Smoke from airplanes. Smoke stains and cigarette burns Little circles in my jacket Germany Four old friends dead of winter Small town Smoke tears Smoke promises Smoke memories that linger Like the faint nausea Of what-the-hell-has-happened. I watch the **** end of your last cigarette Crumpled and fading In the ashtray of that Badischer bar And your eyebrow twitched The heart-wrenching shiver Of what-the-hell-has-happened. And I whispered: (airplanes) airplanes and airplanes I whispered airplanes. That’s what the hell.
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Jan 26, 2015
Jan 26, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC
Airplanes
Dare to live. Stop insisting on chasing after death. Stop trying to die. Quit the grand illusion. You shall never die. Grow your wings and fly to the mountaintop of your world.  Breathe stars. Bravely go alone. Only you can do this. Regularly in your day--exercise conviction. Visualize Stars, the Sun. Golden, fibrous threads of starlight, of sunlight -- take them in, through the nostrils. This is nothing less than soul's power-fuel. Inhale slowly and experience the gentle music of love's fire, as flames would pull up a chimney stack, up pipes of ovens. Faith builds with such breath practice. Greed cooked transformed. Anger put to rest. Ignorance surrendering to ways of knowing. Prepare that your purpose shall speak to you. Breathe starlight. Are you surprised that you feel no heat? Your unique timelessness awaits your recognition.
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Jul 19, 2018
Jul 19, 2018 at 6:32 PM UTC
Breathe Stars
It ain’t like ahm a teacher ner nuthin. Ahm jess a regular person, nothin spayshul Ah ain’t no docterr of rocket science Ahm jess a working guy, and kinda playful. Ah half tah admit, ah do get things wrong And sometahms ah can make a big mess But ah do have minny, minny good points And ahm a rilly good person, irregardless. But things like writin’ readin’ and Readin’ writin’ and sech lack that stuff Ah stopped carin’ ‘bout at twelve ‘Cause ah found it more than kinda tuff. Ah mean, it ain’t lack ah ain’t never Gunna need to know reedickaluss stuff lie cat. Ahm jess gunna graduate and then Ah’ll go to work with Dad and drahve a bobcat. Ain’t nobuddy needs algebra for that Er fer workin’ at the factory line ever day either. And it sher ain’t like ahm a teacher ner nuthin. Ahm jess a regular person, nothin spayshul Ah ain’t no docterr of rocket science Ahm jess a working guy, and kinda playful. Ah half tah admit, ah do get things wrong And sometahms ah can make a big mess But ah do have minny, minny good points And ahm a rilly good person, irregardless. But things like writin’ readin’ and Grammer and other sech borin’ stuff Ah stopped carin’ ‘bout at twelve ‘Cause ah found it more than kinda tuff. Ah mean, it ain’t lack ah ain’t never Gunna need to know reedickaluss stuff lie cat. Ahm jess gunna graduate and then Ah’ll go to work with Dad and drahve a bobcat. Ain’t nobuddy needs algebra for that Er fer workin’ on a factory line ever day either. Ah sherr don’t need it to work digging Er runnin’ sewer lahns er plummin’ pipes neither. So, folks can jess give up on tryin’ To turn me into some kinda egghead scholar. After all, it was good enough for my dad To go to work, and work hard to earn a dollar.
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Jul 31, 2018
Jul 31, 2018 at 9:34 AM UTC
AHM JESS SAYIN'...
It ain’t like ahm a teacher ner nuthin. Ahm jess a regular person, nothin spayshul Ah ain’t no docterr of rocket science Ahm jess a working guy, and kinda playful. Ah half tah admit, ah do get things wrong And sometahms ah can make a big mess But ah do have minny, minny good points And ahm a rilly good person, irregardless. But things like writin’ readin’ and Readin’ writin’ and sech lack that stuff Ah stopped carin’ ‘bout at twelve ‘Cause ah found it more than kinda tuff. Ah mean, it ain’t lack ah ain’t never Gunna need to know reedickaluss stuff lie cat. Ahm jess gunna graduate and then Ah’ll go to work with Dad and drahve a bobcat. Ain’t nobuddy needs algebra for that Er fer workin’ at the factory line ever day either. And it sher ain’t like ahm a teacher ner nuthin. Ahm jess a regular person, nothin spayshul Ah ain’t no docterr of rocket science Ahm jess a working guy, and kinda playful. Ah half tah admit, ah do get things wrong And sometahms ah can make a big mess But ah do have minny, minny good points And ahm a rilly good person, irregardless. But things like writin’ readin’ and Grammer and other sech borin’ stuff Ah stopped carin’ ‘bout at twelve ‘Cause ah found it more than kinda tuff. Ah mean, it ain’t lack ah ain’t never Gunna need to know reedickaluss stuff lie cat. Ahm jess gunna graduate and then Ah’ll go to work with Dad and drahve a bobcat. Ain’t nobuddy needs algebra for that Er fer workin’ on a factory line ever day either. Ah sherr don’t need it to work digging Er runnin’ sewer lahns er plummin’ pipes neither. So, folks can jess give up on tryin’ To turn me into some kinda egghead scholar. After all, it was good enough for my dad To go to work, and work hard to earn a dollar.
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comfrock, you ********** get up off your crazy knees and I'll belt you down again -- what's that? you say I eat stem pipes? I'll **** you! stop crying. god **** all right, we dumped your car into the sea and ***** your daughter but we are only extending the possibilities of a working realism, shut up!, I said any man must be ready for anything and if he isn't then he isn't a man a goat a note or a plantleaf, you shoulda known the entirety of the trap, ******* love means eventual pain victory means eventual defeat grace means eventual slovenliness, there's no way out . . . you see, you understand? hey, Mickey, hold his head up want to break his nose with this pipe . . . god **** I almost forgot the nose! death is every second, punk. the calendar is death. the sheets are death. you put on your stockings: death. buttons on your shirt are death. lace sportshirts are death. don't you smell it? temperature is death. little girls are death. free coupons are death. carrots are death. didn't you know? o.k., Mack, we got the nose. no, not the ***** too much bleeding. what was he when? oh, yeah, he used to be a cabby we snatched him from his cab right off Madison, destroyed his home, his car, ***** his 12 year old daughter, it was beautiful, burned his wife with gasoline. look at his eyes begging mercy . . .
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get the nose
Two ticks click through my ears fuego leapt from steel grasp to burn destroying as it flares across the valley Smoke billowed into the clutches of hard, purple plastic pressing in from all sides funneled into sacks of tendrils. They cringe grey swirls choking off pipes and blood lines Veins bursting with new chemicals Spewed out over the burnt plains But the valley is just a small groove on a burnt out, tired brain
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Nov 13, 2012
Nov 13, 2012 at 3:55 AM UTC
Stoner Poem
A night was near, a day was near; Between a day and night I heard sweet voices calling clear, Calling me: I heard a whirr of wing on wing, But could not see the sight; I long to see my birds that sing,-- I long to see. Below the stars, beyond the moon, Between the night and day, I heard a rising falling tune Calling me: I long to see the pipes and strings Whereon such minstrels play; I long to see each face that sings,-- I long to see. To-day or may be not to-day, To-night or not to-night; All voices that command or pray, Calling me, Shall kindle in my soul such fire, And in my eyes such light, That I shall see that heart's desire I long to see.
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A Hope Carol
i need it: the concrete floors that send electricity through the soles of my shoes, the ascent up stairs, cold metal under my palm as lana sings to me and i give her my own words in return and the pillars of my past rise up before me. i need the now-familiar halls, the gleam of wood and glass appropriately placed. i need the embrace of cold air, heavy with home smells: vulcanized rubber, sweat, fresh ice. i need my wall, my stairs, my home address: 112, 3, 12. i need my family, related by blood and ice, by joy and frustration, by elation and tears. i need the ceiling off its trusses, the pitch black, the red lights, the resounding bass, the cold and reverent silence as the bulbs sizzle back to life-- the opening face-off, teeth gritted, fists closed. i need the smack of sticks against ice, pucks stinging red pipes, blades scraping up snow, the crunch of the boards, the red light and the deafening horn, six thousand people erupting in screams, one entity, every hand pointed to one end of the rink. i need the urge to bite my nails, an adrenaline rush, i need to clock-watch, i need to ***** and laugh and yell and grin, i need to collapse and breathe when the buzzer sounds, three more points, closer to the penrose, closer to the ncaa's-- i need hockey. i need home.
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Aug 23, 2014
Aug 23, 2014 at 3:28 AM UTC
homesick
I am no longer a Roman, Though my nose would differ. I'm not Viking, But my descendants have blonde and red hair. I am a beneficiary of the dark ages, The scriptoriums and monasteries That brought the Greeks and Romans to life. I am not Gael, though my eyes smile When I hear the harp and pipes. Neither am I Saxon nor Norman, Victorious or defeated. I, we, have metamorphized, Casted of the moulted casement, Spread dry wings and lifted, Carried on fresh winds To new worlds To read, write, fish and hunt, And I have gathered My lineage, Framed it in genetics on my wall, To point at in fond remembrance Of what I once was.
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Nov 30, 2018
Nov 30, 2018 at 10:57 AM UTC
We Have Changed
When the wind blows from the front, You'll feel the nostalgia, Hear the hustle and bustle of fishermen, Crunching cockle shells under their boots, Smell the sweet smelling tobacco from pipes, The toil and hardwork heavy in the air. Knocking you from the moment, A faked tan man with a chihuahua, Hear the cackle of faked laughter, Clattering of stilletto heels upon cobbles, Smell the alcohol laced ***** spilling from mouths, The fruits of labour heavy in the air.
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Jan 22, 2014
Jan 22, 2014 at 3:24 PM UTC
Faded Seaside Glamour
Picketed, another generation pushing for advancement in the age of reason, Logical, radical movement Trying for less invasive measures of medication To take the blinders off the prejudice of non-conformity and reach the masses A promise to ease the pain, promote healing, the overall good Met with violence, verbal slander, from mommies and daddies afraid of a world outside their white fence, Fearing independence, the expansion of the mind, an openness in their youth to allow radical change. The bloated belt bent backwards, white collar replaced by hedonistic practical libertarians in pursuit of happiness for all Sick, disgusted with the man, the one behind the podium whom allows for this animosity on a group that did everything right, legally sound Tired of hearing the whispers across a university, the hopeful gushing’s of elated individuals bright- eyes naive Of a system that won’t allow something this controversial into the public, afraid to lose their hold on a potential capitol On something that should be as easy to find in a free market as Captain Crunch, Coca-Cola, and Rice Krispy Treats. Grinding down, fluffy-green-crystal bud Dank yellow smoke smoldering out of pipes end, seeping out of closed lips billowing out of nostrils Dragon fire down a throat coated with a week worth of soot, and experience Choking, coughing, laughing away the misery The disappointment in her fellow man to refuse to even consider the validity of a proven product Knowing that if it was anything else a miracle drug composed of fairy dust, unicorn hair and the ***** of a thousand angels; approval would have been immediate. Whip lash. Flick, flame, fumigating Baking myself into a calmer state, watching with ****** off grace Twitching with the need to take action To control this negative reaction, to slap the of face limp **** conservatives So consumed with themselves, blind to the pain of people who have lost hope in other forms of relief Alternative therapy shut off by a system obsessed with its war on drugs.
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Sep 20, 2012
Sep 20, 2012 at 12:13 PM UTC
Ballot? What Ballot?
Picketed, another generation pushing for advancement in the age of reason, Logical, radical movement Trying for less invasive measures of medication To take the blinders off the prejudice of non-conformity and reach the masses A promise to ease the pain, promote healing, the overall good Met with violence, verbal slander, from mommies and daddies afraid of a world outside their white fence, Fearing independence, the expansion of the mind, an openness in their youth to allow radical change. The bloated belt bent backwards, white collar replaced by hedonistic practical libertarians in pursuit of happiness for all Sick, disgusted with the man, the one behind the podium whom allows for this animosity on a group that did everything right, legally sound Tired of hearing the whispers across a university, the hopeful gushing’s of elated individuals bright- eyes naive Of a system that won’t allow something this controversial into the public, afraid to lose their hold on a potential capitol On something that should be as easy to find in a free market as Captain Crunch, Coca-Cola, and Rice Krispy Treats. Grinding down, fluffy-green-crystal bud Dank yellow smoke smoldering out of pipes end, seeping out of closed lips billowing out of nostrils Dragon fire down a throat coated with a week worth of soot, and experience Choking, coughing, laughing away the misery The disappointment in her fellow man to refuse to even consider the validity of a proven product Knowing that if it was anything else a miracle drug composed of fairy dust, unicorn hair and the ***** of a thousand angels; approval would have been immediate. Whip lash. Flick, flame, fumigating Baking myself into a calmer state, watching with ****** off grace Twitching with the need to take action To control this negative reaction, to slap the of face limp **** conservatives So consumed with themselves, blind to the pain of people who have lost hope in other forms of relief Alternative therapy shut off by a system obsessed with its war on drugs.
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The pipes are knocking in the walls; groaning and dying. You roll to the other side of the bed. I roll out of bed and put a *** on. The lights outside are strewn in no particular order and just on the door; as if to say 'we tried'. We try until the pipes burst. We try until the coffee runs out. I let skynet tell me the news brief and sit here. I could be studying a way out of here. But I don't go in until after noon. I make another cup of coffee. Listen to Teagan and Sara. Look at ways to **** time... The pipes haven't burst yet, but they're still knocking in the walls.
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Dec 3, 2016
Dec 3, 2016 at 12:56 AM UTC
The Pipes are Knocking In the Walls
Rhythm of life Nails tapping on table tops Beating of our hearts spin the world right off its axis. Momma shot a man in Reno Just to watch him die. Atlas shrugged And we all tripped as we walked The pace of our mile, off by 3.6 seconds. Trust in our stated axioms Disillusioned Americans in Paris Judged by the color of our skins and the shoes on our feet No one stops to see how blue it is up there today. Hurrying through the rain Our cities never sleep. Going down South It’s slower down here. Sunday’s best and “God Loves You” stickers when you get your oil changed. Night train whistle blows Factory steam pipes squeal Mississippi riverboats tug and chug Dictionary.com definitions let us down. Greatest disasters in history are when thing we take perfectly for granted stop working. Mad cow, mad hatter, mad world Bad boys, bad wine, bad date Ellipses, dot dot dots, dramatic pause, passing of time passing of time passing of…. …….. …………. ……………………. Time. Tw— Twi— Twitch. (tick tick tick) I believe in the abnormal And the impossible And I refuse to believe that fictional characters aren’t real Animals completely understand me When I talk to them. Baby missiles fire From all parts of the globe End of the world party Let’s go down in glorious drunkenness As the beating of our hearts Spins the world right off its axis.
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Jun 13, 2012
Jun 13, 2012 at 11:34 AM UTC
This is the Way the World Ends, Not with a Whimper, but a Bang
Indian pipes rise ghostly from ancient compost of needled tears shed white bells corpse-silent shunning Light’s vital touch sleeping instead in symbiotic beds of gracious hosts, who in turn kiss the feet of living Giants lushly burning gilded rays to fuel their green economy
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Sep 14, 2016
Sep 14, 2016 at 9:34 AM UTC
Group Cooperative
When the baker bakes the baked bakery bakes, Do they also bake the recipe required? What's the recipe for a poem? Does the poet pen the poetical poem poetically to pen their pretty poems? What temperature do you bake ink- To make it a bestseller? How much baking powder do you bake into a page To perfect its pagey turny pageiness? What kinda poem crust does a poem become encrusted in? Should it crumble? Should it rhyme? Should it cry a melodrama so dramatic that drama llamas like “that too much drama!”? Wait, Where did drama llama come into this? Who else is in the kitchen cooking this poem pie? Is the poem pie perfectly pied in its drama crust? WAIT- we forgot about the filling… What do you put in a poetical poem pie? Should I peach the pied poem? The peaches plumpy peachy smile? (i’m not sure how the drama llama feels about that) Should I fill the peachy pied poem with orange and lemon citrus ? A little bit of snazz to the snazzy apple pie. Crap, I forgot the apples as well. Well now my peachy pied lemony apple-orange poem is too long! And i still don’t know what temperature to torch these thoughts at! Well the pied piper pipes in that maybe my peachy pied poem needs some pepper To pipe the spice to pied poem levels! But lemony apple-orange peachy pied poems with pepper seems a touch peppery for simple pied poems to be. But who ever said a poem pied can’t have spice and everything nice WITH lemon and apple and orange and peachy fuzzy smiles? So, My peachy peppered pied lemony appley orangy poemy is piping hot to boot. Now i just need to figure out whos gonna eat the **** thing.
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Dec 2, 2021
Dec 2, 2021 at 3:27 PM UTC
Peachy Poem Pie
When the baker bakes the baked bakery bakes, Do they also bake the recipe required? What's the recipe for a poem? Does the poet pen the poetical poem poetically to pen their pretty poems? What temperature do you bake ink- To make it a bestseller? How much baking powder do you bake into a page To perfect its pagey turny pageiness? What kinda poem crust does a poem become encrusted in? Should it crumble? Should it rhyme? Should it cry a melodrama so dramatic that drama llamas like “that too much drama!”? Wait, Where did drama llama come into this? Who else is in the kitchen cooking this poem pie? Is the poem pie perfectly pied in its drama crust? WAIT- we forgot about the filling… What do you put in a poetical poem pie? Should I peach the pied poem? The peaches plumpy peachy smile? (i’m not sure how the drama llama feels about that) Should I fill the peachy pied poem with orange and lemon citrus ? A little bit of snazz to the snazzy apple pie. Crap, I forgot the apples as well. Well now my peachy pied lemony apple-orange poem is too long! And i still don’t know what temperature to torch these thoughts at! Well the pied piper pipes in that maybe my peachy pied poem needs some pepper To pipe the spice to pied poem levels! But lemony apple-orange peachy pied poems with pepper seems a touch peppery for simple pied poems to be. But who ever said a poem pied can’t have spice and everything nice WITH lemon and apple and orange and peachy fuzzy smiles? So, My peachy peppered pied lemony appley orangy poemy is piping hot to boot. Now i just need to figure out whos gonna eat the **** thing.
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" In the sea of desks There is talk of bags and games And long pipes that leak dreams with a strike of a match And there's a loudness to the whispers I hear Whispears shouldn't be that loud, should they? There's a girl over there who everyone knows And men without ears who will stand by the door for a price And long hallways; there are angry mobs of dwarves and rats and one single angel. "
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Sep 25, 2016
Sep 25, 2016 at 11:44 PM UTC
- Rusty Borgens
Strange question indeed, So I asked one and all; Explain to me: “What's a plumber's ball?” Family and friends Heeded my call, But none could confine, Refine or define it, Yet Paul was sure He could design it. Still, none could satisfy My caterwaul: “What the hell is a plumber's ball?” Does it sweat the pipe Or wiggle the snake: Can it clamp the ****** For Heaven's sake? Could it snap on the cock-hole cover? All these queries Made me wonder. Has it something to do With hardness leakage, Or ******** the ball-cock To stop a seepage? Has it anything to do With a saddle valve dripping, Electric eels, Or two pipes mating? And, I heard of male and female fittings, And should I worry If I'm standing or sitting? If you're discharging the head Or elongating the pipe, Does the plumber's ball Help it snug tight? Is it in my tank, Or in my bowl, Beneath the floor Near the drainage hole? Is the plumber's ball In the back of the truck (Jeff laughed and said One could rub it for luck). I asked Michel If he could tell, He sensed it was something He could smell. I sought out Ray, Perhaps he'd know, But he was on call To restrain a back-flow. I couldn't ask Gary For his wisdom and sense, He was wigglin' the snake To unclog a wet vent. Henry, Rick, Scotty and Brian, Gave shameless answers I couldn't rely on. It's not a crapper, tail piece Or Johnnie-bolt, Or catch basin, reamer, O-ring or pipe dope. So I searched the Net With a fool's wonder, And read of ball-checks, Gas ***** and plungers. I know it's too late To ask Rolly or Ross, For both of them knew, And that's our loss. And Ernie's gone golfing So I can't ask the Boss. With final resolve I fell to my knees, To pray St. Ferrer With grace intercede. His silence left me In a state of depression; Had Ferrer washed his hands Of the plumbing profession? So nothing could settle My wherewithal, I still didn't know, What's a plumber's ball? Suddenly, it hit me, He's never wrong, The Dalai Lama of dip-tubes, I'll ask John. Where others did falter, John's a rock: He knows the difference Between a gas and ball **** With a knowing smile He embraced our Hall: Here, good friend, is your Plumbers' Ball.
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Sep 22, 2014
Sep 22, 2014 at 9:10 AM UTC
What's a Plumber's Ball
Strange question indeed, So I asked one and all; Explain to me: “What's a plumber's ball?” Family and friends Heeded my call, But none could confine, Refine or define it, Yet Paul was sure He could design it. Still, none could satisfy My caterwaul: “What the hell is a plumber's ball?” Does it sweat the pipe Or wiggle the snake: Can it clamp the ****** For Heaven's sake? Could it snap on the cock-hole cover? All these queries Made me wonder. Has it something to do With hardness leakage, Or ******** the ball-cock To stop a seepage? Has it anything to do With a saddle valve dripping, Electric eels, Or two pipes mating? And, I heard of male and female fittings, And should I worry If I'm standing or sitting? If you're discharging the head Or elongating the pipe, Does the plumber's ball Help it snug tight? Is it in my tank, Or in my bowl, Beneath the floor Near the drainage hole? Is the plumber's ball In the back of the truck (Jeff laughed and said One could rub it for luck). I asked Michel If he could tell, He sensed it was something He could smell. I sought out Ray, Perhaps he'd know, But he was on call To restrain a back-flow. I couldn't ask Gary For his wisdom and sense, He was wigglin' the snake To unclog a wet vent. Henry, Rick, Scotty and Brian, Gave shameless answers I couldn't rely on. It's not a crapper, tail piece Or Johnnie-bolt, Or catch basin, reamer, O-ring or pipe dope. So I searched the Net With a fool's wonder, And read of ball-checks, Gas ***** and plungers. I know it's too late To ask Rolly or Ross, For both of them knew, And that's our loss. And Ernie's gone golfing So I can't ask the Boss. With final resolve I fell to my knees, To pray St. Ferrer With grace intercede. His silence left me In a state of depression; Had Ferrer washed his hands Of the plumbing profession? So nothing could settle My wherewithal, I still didn't know, What's a plumber's ball? Suddenly, it hit me, He's never wrong, The Dalai Lama of dip-tubes, I'll ask John. Where others did falter, John's a rock: He knows the difference Between a gas and ball **** With a knowing smile He embraced our Hall: Here, good friend, is your Plumbers' Ball.
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Diaspora From the Greek When I heard the word I felt it And I looked it up In my old red dictionary I could have used the Internet, I suppose But I like to run my forefinger down pages Of words I read the definition And I felt it Oh Oh We are diaspora. Am I using it correctly? We are a diaspora. Diaspora From the Greek From the green valley of Ottawa From Scotland From Ireland on wooden boats From the French village thirteen children From the mines in the North From Poland and from Germany From the churches and From the Blueberry patches From the Island Manitoulin From the dark lake Kagawong From Kinburn and Arnprior From Markstay and from Sudbury From Waterloo From Kitchener, Michener From the Suburbs Oh From the Suburbs From the red bricks, red currants And geraniums From green island cabins From the desert Oh From the desert From the potholes and pipes From the salty wind Cracked Caspian Sea From the middle of the east of nowhere. From the mountains Oh From the mountains From the crystal water fountains From the tram bells On the cobblestone streets From the torrents of the Rhein From the white cross Oh From the white cross On the green hill From the river Laurence From the French and from the English Plains of Abraham We are diaspora We are a diaspora Diaspora From the Greek How did it end up here on my tongue? It is diaspora. It is a diaspora Diaspora is a diaspora And I wonder if it misses its other pieces The way that I miss mine Ours There is no Roping us back together now There is no Home to go back to There is no Point of meeting Of reunion No White steeple in our old town No Yellow slide in our backyard No Old folks on an old farm No Walled house on a hill No Luzernerring 93 No Familiar riverwater There is no Ancient Greek anymore Diaspora Only fragments of fragments Of roots of stems of words In different dialects There is no Place for you to belong, Diaspora You’ve been sliced to pieces And scattered Into the wind But When people ask you Where you are from You say simply From the Greek Oh From the Greek And When people ask me Where I am from I say simply From the diaspora.
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Oct 19, 2015
Oct 19, 2015 at 10:50 AM UTC
From the Greek
Diaspora From the Greek When I heard the word I felt it And I looked it up In my old red dictionary I could have used the Internet, I suppose But I like to run my forefinger down pages Of words I read the definition And I felt it Oh Oh We are diaspora. Am I using it correctly? We are a diaspora. Diaspora From the Greek From the green valley of Ottawa From Scotland From Ireland on wooden boats From the French village thirteen children From the mines in the North From Poland and from Germany From the churches and From the Blueberry patches From the Island Manitoulin From the dark lake Kagawong From Kinburn and Arnprior From Markstay and from Sudbury From Waterloo From Kitchener, Michener From the Suburbs Oh From the Suburbs From the red bricks, red currants And geraniums From green island cabins From the desert Oh From the desert From the potholes and pipes From the salty wind Cracked Caspian Sea From the middle of the east of nowhere. From the mountains Oh From the mountains From the crystal water fountains From the tram bells On the cobblestone streets From the torrents of the Rhein From the white cross Oh From the white cross On the green hill From the river Laurence From the French and from the English Plains of Abraham We are diaspora We are a diaspora Diaspora From the Greek How did it end up here on my tongue? It is diaspora. It is a diaspora Diaspora is a diaspora And I wonder if it misses its other pieces The way that I miss mine Ours There is no Roping us back together now There is no Home to go back to There is no Point of meeting Of reunion No White steeple in our old town No Yellow slide in our backyard No Old folks on an old farm No Walled house on a hill No Luzernerring 93 No Familiar riverwater There is no Ancient Greek anymore Diaspora Only fragments of fragments Of roots of stems of words In different dialects There is no Place for you to belong, Diaspora You’ve been sliced to pieces And scattered Into the wind But When people ask you Where you are from You say simply From the Greek Oh From the Greek And When people ask me Where I am from I say simply From the diaspora.
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A dancing Bear grotesque and funny Earned for his master heaps of money, Gruff yet good-natured, fond of honey, And cheerful if the day was sunny. Past hedge and ditch, past pond and wood He tramped, and on some common stood; There, cottage children circling gaily, He in their midmost footed daily. Pandean pipes and drum and muzzle Were quite enough his brain to puzzle: But like a philosophic bear He let alone extraneous care And danced contented anywhere. Still, year on year, and wear and tear, Age even the gruffest, bluffest bear. A day came when he scarce could prance, And when his master looked askance On dancing Bear who would not dance. To looks succeeded blows; hard blows Battered his ears and poor old nose. From bluff and gruff he waxed curmudgeon; He danced indeed, but danced in dudgeon, Capered in fury fast and faster. Ah, could he once but hug his master And perish in one joint disaster! But deafness, blindness, weakness growing, Not fury's self could keep him going. One dark day when the snow was snowing His cup was brimmed to overflowing: He tottered, toppled on one side, Growled once, and shook his head, and died. The master kicked and struck in vain, The weary drudge had distanced pain And never now would wince again. The master growled; he might have howled Or coaxed,--that slave's last growl was growled. So gnawed by rancor and chagrin One thing remained: he sold the skin. What next the man did is not worth Your notice or my setting forth, But hearken what befell at last. His idle working days gone past, And not one friend and not one penny Stored up (if ever he had any Friends; but his coppers had been many), All doors stood shut against him but The workhouse door, which cannot shut. There he droned on,--a grim old sinner, Toothless, and grumbling for his dinner, Unpitied quite, uncared for much (The rate-payers not favoring such), Hungry and gaunt, with time to spare; Perhaps the hungry, gaunt old Bear Danced back, a haunting memory. Indeed, I hope so, for you see If once the hard old heart relented, The hard old man may have repented.
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A dancing Bear grotesque and funny Earned for his master heaps of money, Gruff yet good-natured, fond of honey, And cheerful if the day was sunny. Past hedge and ditch, past pond and wood He tramped, and on some common stood; There, cottage children circling gaily, He in their midmost footed daily. Pandean pipes and drum and muzzle Were quite enough his brain to puzzle: But like a philosophic bear He let alone extraneous care And danced contented anywhere. Still, year on year, and wear and tear, Age even the gruffest, bluffest bear. A day came when he scarce could prance, And when his master looked askance On dancing Bear who would not dance. To looks succeeded blows; hard blows Battered his ears and poor old nose. From bluff and gruff he waxed curmudgeon; He danced indeed, but danced in dudgeon, Capered in fury fast and faster. Ah, could he once but hug his master And perish in one joint disaster! But deafness, blindness, weakness growing, Not fury's self could keep him going. One dark day when the snow was snowing His cup was brimmed to overflowing: He tottered, toppled on one side, Growled once, and shook his head, and died. The master kicked and struck in vain, The weary drudge had distanced pain And never now would wince again. The master growled; he might have howled Or coaxed,--that slave's last growl was growled. So gnawed by rancor and chagrin One thing remained: he sold the skin. What next the man did is not worth Your notice or my setting forth, But hearken what befell at last. His idle working days gone past, And not one friend and not one penny Stored up (if ever he had any Friends; but his coppers had been many), All doors stood shut against him but The workhouse door, which cannot shut. There he droned on,--a grim old sinner, Toothless, and grumbling for his dinner, Unpitied quite, uncared for much (The rate-payers not favoring such), Hungry and gaunt, with time to spare; Perhaps the hungry, gaunt old Bear Danced back, a haunting memory. Indeed, I hope so, for you see If once the hard old heart relented, The hard old man may have repented.
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