Get your RSVP (Respondez s'il vous Plait)
Your presence is cordially invited
(If you please)
To the Troll Invitational Only Ball
Come one , come all !
Only the best heed this call
Featuring the Marque band ,
"Smashing Poets"
Playing their monster hits ,
"Clip You At The Knees" and "The Killer In Me Sets Me Free"
Join in the festivities
As we debase humankind
A great time is guaranteed
For all "Troll" beings
BIG or small
So come one , come all ye Trolls
To the Invitational Ball
Comments :
The Thaumaturge : When we're we supposed to get our invites ?
Thomas A Robinson : What ? You didn't get one ? Must be some kind of oversight !
The T. : I'm sending you hate mail as we speak so that you know my address this time .
TAR. : Will do , I'll be in wait . . . not !
The T. : I don't own a car and I was reading a book literally the other day .
Craig Moore : Is the ball going to be under a bridge ?
TAR. : Of course !
The T. : I feel like I'd be shunned at a trolls only ball since I'm more of an antitroll if anything .
TAR. : Well it takes one to break one .
The T. : Nice to know my efforts don't go unnoticed .
Craig Moore : But there is only one ?
TAR. : Proxy ! ! !
The T. : Oh alright . I've got like a billion of those .
TAR. : That's proxies , not proxy !
The T. : Yeah , I've got a billion proxy .
TAR. : Proxies ! ! !
The T. : No I have a lot of proxy .
TAR. : Ha ha , that sounds moxy !
The T. : Is it just a little bit foxy ?
TAR. : Now I'm shredding your invitation !
The T. : What ! Why ? I thought that would be a perfect example of trolling . Don't make me drop the B-bomb !
TAR. : Trolling - the act of dragging a lure or bait behind a boat in the hopes of attracting a fish to bite the bait or lure becoming hooked and caught . You're troll bait .
The T. : That was the whole proxy/proxies thing ! And as for you , you are a troll incarnate TAR and not even a clever one .
Yeah Thomas ! Leave yourself alone ! Anyway I was supposed to be invited but they tore it up after I arrived .
TAR. : And you call yourself a miracle worker ?
The T. : You want a miracle ! I'll show you a miracle !
TAR. : What ? Hack my account ? Been done already .
The T. : That's not a miracle . Tell me what would impress you ?
TAR. : Simple , eliminate all trolls from here permanately . Should be only a minor miracle .
Tap . Tap . Tap .
TAR. : I see he cannot eliminate even one troll .
The T. : What are you talking about ? They're all gone !
TAR. : Smoke and mirrors . Don't gaslight me ! I'm an optimist . One who sees through fog clearly .
The T. : My only weakness .
TAR. : So put up or shut up .
The T. : Honest is the best policy .
TAR. : Honesty ! ! !
The T. : Thomas A Robinson your obscene proclamations are easily dismissed by adults . What would you do to a child in a public restroom ?
TAR. : I would call you for advice . Whoops ! No I wouldn't ! I would take the knife out of your hand .
The T. : You remove the knife from my hand only to find out that I'm actually a large swarm of bees wearing a trench coat .
TAR. : I would be the bee and tan your hive !
The T. : Maybe make a moovee out of it ?
TAR. : Bagging the killer B's . Pyrethium dreams . Your honey's run dry . You sting me I **** you .
The T. : That'd just **** me twice .
TAR. : Well good night Miracle worker . Don't let the bee mites bite .
The T. : I hate those bee mites , sweet dreams are made of bees .
TAR. : Ha Ha Ha , dear Annie Lennox is fumigating now . You're a Pox on everyone .
Mya-Angel Madden : How dare I miss the Ball of Trolls ! Whatever happened to Lucifer ? **** .
TAR. : Ah , the days of Lucy, when the definition of a troll was perfected !
All others now are just doormats in comparison .
Pintu Mahakul : Join in the festivities and this is very amazing definitely .. .
TAR. : Thank you Pintu Mahakul .
A repost of a poem with comments .
