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"outrageous" poems
To **** or not to **** that’s the ******* question: Whether 'tis nobler in the bowels to suffer The twists and turns of outrageous rumblings Or to take action against a bellyful of gas, And by farting pump one out? To strain, to bloat No more; and by a mighty outburst we’ll end The gut’s ache, and the thousand natural stenches That the **** is heir to, 'tis a resolution Right devoutly to be wish'd. To **** to **** But perchance to **** there's the ******* problem; For in that mighty **** of doom what turds may come, When we have let the little beauty out from mortal tail, Must give us pause; there's the danger That makes calamity of the farter’s life; For who would bear the sneers and mocks of men, The neighbour’s shock, the lover’s curling lip, The pangs of horrid stench, the ******* o’erflowing, The leaking **** orifice, and the drips, Impatient strainings that the tragic farter makes, When he himself might sweet easance make With a careful prodding finger? Who would a ******** wear, Grunting and sweating with noisome convulsions, But that the dread of solids after air-release, The undiscover'd oozings, from whose delivery No toilet visitor recovers, puzzles the will, And makes us bear the bellyache we have Than fly to others we know not of? Thus indigestion does make cowards of us all; And then the native heave of constipation Is sicklied o'er with the pale fear of defecation; And enterprises of both ******* and crapping With this regard, their currents turn awry, And lose the name of exciting toilet action.
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Mar 23, 2015
Mar 23, 2015 at 2:25 PM UTC
Hamlet's Toilet Problems
To **** or not to **** that’s the ******* question: Whether 'tis nobler in the bowels to suffer The twists and turns of outrageous rumblings Or to take action against a bellyful of gas, And by farting pump one out? To strain, to bloat No more; and by a mighty outburst we’ll end The gut’s ache, and the thousand natural stenches That the **** is heir to, 'tis a resolution Right devoutly to be wish'd. To **** to **** But perchance to **** there's the ******* problem; For in that mighty **** of doom what turds may come, When we have let the little beauty out from mortal tail, Must give us pause; there's the danger That makes calamity of the farter’s life; For who would bear the sneers and mocks of men, The neighbour’s shock, the lover’s curling lip, The pangs of horrid stench, the ******* o’erflowing, The leaking **** orifice, and the drips, Impatient strainings that the tragic farter makes, When he himself might sweet easance make With a careful prodding finger? Who would a ******** wear, Grunting and sweating with noisome convulsions, But that the dread of solids after air-release, The undiscover'd oozings, from whose delivery No toilet visitor recovers, puzzles the will, And makes us bear the bellyache we have Than fly to others we know not of? Thus indigestion does make cowards of us all; And then the native heave of constipation Is sicklied o'er with the pale fear of defecation; And enterprises of both ******* and crapping With this regard, their currents turn awry, And lose the name of exciting toilet action.
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Stumbling into ancient scripts, authored a decades plus ago, ago being a modifier of time quantities, minute or large, unspecific without an objective adjective additive, that faucets a stream of an interlocutory elocution of a batter of rooted emotional histories, but not histrionics fanciful words for dredged up memories, acute, but tarnished, powered yet worn by a cousin of ago, a/k/a, age and yet renews as of, at this very second, as if it were a first, a tumult of visions, swelling of remembrances, embodied scars, and I weep anew but not for me, as much for the resonating simpatico souls with whom they even  now vibrate with resonance of the immediacy of If not now, When? Aside: The exterior environment is noisy wet pelting of thunderstorms and ****** sheets of bulleting rain, piercing projectiles, but I am safe in the sunroom, sadly happy my dog is no longer here to shiver and tremble, cuddle and be soothed by steady stroking But I am here, wrestling with this dredging operation, digging up tons of sand that require dumping, and I ask, inquire, beg: Who will take this detritus off my hands, once more, now uncovered, now recovered, the soil is already soaked and can absorb no more, the soul is already soaked and can absorb no more, the weakened heart, damaged and occluded, suffer cannot bare twice the outrageous misfortune of unbared recollections, twice, or thrice, and I feel myself drowning in revisiting pain, **** **** **** these old poems, not nuggets, but boulders dropping from night skies, shot from a pitching machine, without letup, piercing of agonies that once ago   freshly desecrated and decorated my basic training in humanity. Enough whining: *I wrote those poems to eject out those pains, and I write this now, once more, to realize that so so many still face uncertain and unrelenting similarities, doing their own sums, and I wish them easing, strength to compose and thereby dispose of the ineloquent and eloquent words of staining suffering* 3:30am Thur July 10 2025
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Jul 16, 2025
Jul 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM UTC
Older poems, new readers, familiar thoughts...
Stumbling into ancient scripts, authored a decades plus ago, ago being a modifier of time quantities, minute or large, unspecific without an objective adjective additive, that faucets a stream of an interlocutory elocution of a batter of rooted emotional histories, but not histrionics fanciful words for dredged up memories, acute, but tarnished, powered yet worn by a cousin of ago, a/k/a, age and yet renews as of, at this very second, as if it were a first, a tumult of visions, swelling of remembrances, embodied scars, and I weep anew but not for me, as much for the resonating simpatico souls with whom they even  now vibrate with resonance of the immediacy of If not now, When? Aside: The exterior environment is noisy wet pelting of thunderstorms and ****** sheets of bulleting rain, piercing projectiles, but I am safe in the sunroom, sadly happy my dog is no longer here to shiver and tremble, cuddle and be soothed by steady stroking But I am here, wrestling with this dredging operation, digging up tons of sand that require dumping, and I ask, inquire, beg: Who will take this detritus off my hands, once more, now uncovered, now recovered, the soil is already soaked and can absorb no more, the soul is already soaked and can absorb no more, the weakened heart, damaged and occluded, suffer cannot bare twice the outrageous misfortune of unbared recollections, twice, or thrice, and I feel myself drowning in revisiting pain, **** **** **** these old poems, not nuggets, but boulders dropping from night skies, shot from a pitching machine, without letup, piercing of agonies that once ago   freshly desecrated and decorated my basic training in humanity. Enough whining: *I wrote those poems to eject out those pains, and I write this now, once more, to realize that so so many still face uncertain and unrelenting similarities, doing their own sums, and I wish them easing, strength to compose and thereby dispose of the ineloquent and eloquent words of staining suffering* 3:30am Thur July 10 2025
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My sisters have witchy feet. Their words, not mine. If someone else puts them down I firmly draw the line. When they are laughing, Just because they are together, The joy I hear from them Seems to change the weather. It might be chilly or gray But today the clouds evaporate. Inside it’s all warm and cozy, And I do not exaggerate. They manage to find something That they can all laugh about Even when that laughter rises To the level of three sided shouts. It usually starts when one dances And turns it into a wiggle. Then all three of them break out In wild, uncontrollable giggles. Or a memory will get triggered Of something outrageous And the laughter takes over. It is immediately contagious. I am always rewarded by this Circus of the instantly absurd That turns into the best of all Sounds I have ever heard. May I wish all of you have What has happened to me; To have such close members Of our often silly family.
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Jan 15, 2017
Jan 15, 2017 at 9:05 PM UTC
WITCHY FEET
I am not at fault. I didn't do anything wrong. Why am I being treated as though I did? Stop it with the pity and the shame. I am not ashamed. I don't need pity. Especially not yours. Life is messed up, but I am not. One in five. one in five. ONE IN FIVE One in five LGBTQ+ people have been mistreated because of their ****** orientation. It's not that hard to find these statistics. Look it up. Look up anything about LGBTQ+ people and I'm sure you'll find mistreatment. I'm sure you'll find harm. I'm sure you'll find that they harm themselves. Because they feel at fault. It's not their fault that they feel a common emotion towards another person you, selfish, close-minded.. mmm. No. Four in five. four in five. FOUR IN FIVE Don't talk about it. The way they were mistreated. If you don't really get that If you can't  really fathom that Almost all of them Almost every single one of these people that have been mistreated don't even talk about it they don't reach out they don't tell anyone NEARLY HALF of LGBTQ+ people in school are bullied Are mistreated Are hurt Are mocked Are called names *** ****** *** In school. Yeah, bullying happens all the time over stupid **** All the time. Wearing glasses, looking different, being gay. I get it. It happens. Whatever. Nearly half. "72 countries criminalise same-sex relationships ... The death penalty is either ‘allowed’, or evidence of its existence occurs, in 8 countries In more than half the world, LGBT people may not be protected from discrimination by workplace law Most governments deny trans people the right to legally change their name and gender from those that were assigned to them at birth Between 2008 and 2014, there were 1,612 trans people were murdered across 62 countries - equivalent to a killing every two days A quarter of the world’s population believes that being LGBT should be a crime" Oh hey, just some statistics. Isn't that interesting. Isn't it cool to take a step back and check that out. That's pretty crazy huh? Pretty outrageous. But, you know, maybe if you weren't such a *** I did nothing wrong. I tried to stop it. I tried. But how can you stop Doing What Is Natural. People are hurting People are dying People are being killed People are killing themselves Stop it with the pity and the shame. We are not to blame.
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Mar 13, 2018
Mar 13, 2018 at 2:06 PM UTC
Shame on
I am not at fault. I didn't do anything wrong. Why am I being treated as though I did? Stop it with the pity and the shame. I am not ashamed. I don't need pity. Especially not yours. Life is messed up, but I am not. One in five. one in five. ONE IN FIVE One in five LGBTQ+ people have been mistreated because of their ****** orientation. It's not that hard to find these statistics. Look it up. Look up anything about LGBTQ+ people and I'm sure you'll find mistreatment. I'm sure you'll find harm. I'm sure you'll find that they harm themselves. Because they feel at fault. It's not their fault that they feel a common emotion towards another person you, selfish, close-minded.. mmm. No. Four in five. four in five. FOUR IN FIVE Don't talk about it. The way they were mistreated. If you don't really get that If you can't  really fathom that Almost all of them Almost every single one of these people that have been mistreated don't even talk about it they don't reach out they don't tell anyone NEARLY HALF of LGBTQ+ people in school are bullied Are mistreated Are hurt Are mocked Are called names *** ****** *** In school. Yeah, bullying happens all the time over stupid **** All the time. Wearing glasses, looking different, being gay. I get it. It happens. Whatever. Nearly half. "72 countries criminalise same-sex relationships ... The death penalty is either ‘allowed’, or evidence of its existence occurs, in 8 countries In more than half the world, LGBT people may not be protected from discrimination by workplace law Most governments deny trans people the right to legally change their name and gender from those that were assigned to them at birth Between 2008 and 2014, there were 1,612 trans people were murdered across 62 countries - equivalent to a killing every two days A quarter of the world’s population believes that being LGBT should be a crime" Oh hey, just some statistics. Isn't that interesting. Isn't it cool to take a step back and check that out. That's pretty crazy huh? Pretty outrageous. But, you know, maybe if you weren't such a *** I did nothing wrong. I tried to stop it. I tried. But how can you stop Doing What Is Natural. People are hurting People are dying People are being killed People are killing themselves Stop it with the pity and the shame. We are not to blame.
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I have a sickness, which is contagious, spreading with quickness, which is outrageous. Every person I look upon, is struck with the feelings of hate, soon these feelings will be gone, as someone else carries this weight. Is there a cure for what I feel? Must i react with such zeal?
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May 19, 2014
May 19, 2014 at 6:48 PM UTC
Anger
One Summer's night looking out the    back window at the back garden My! I couldn't get over it, how bright it     was You'd think the sun was still shining The Big Moon casting its ghostly pallor     over everything Like an Enchantress's dark spell The strange cold beauty of it, it held     me enthralled I could only stand there watching,     silently in awe; Suddenly, a peculiar thought came     into my head I smiled at its outrageous suggestion Then grabbing my sunglasses and my     old deck chair I went out into the garden and sat right down there underneath the stars Bathing in the silvery light of the     moon's cold rays, Well I tell you, all the night creatures going about their night business They all did a double take "Hey, that's the funny human bloke, what's he     doin' out this late", Even the cat came over and rubbed her eyes," Wait a minute ", she said, " this isn't right, you're not supposed to     come out at night ": Sensing their curiosity and their     general discomfiture I lowered my shades and looking at them all gathered there in the shiny     bright dark, I said " Don't worry gang, don't be alarmed,     no! don't be aghast It's only.... well, it's only Great Art.                          II I don't know But it seems Wherever I go Great Art is never far behind In tow.
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Mar 17, 2018
Mar 17, 2018 at 8:25 AM UTC
Great Art
You weren’t listening to me I know it to be true you see Because you could not hear me And not be in love with me. I have told you carefully What you have here in me A person of total loyalty And outrageous personality. You could not have been listening Because you were not hearing The wonderful things I’m telling And the joys that are here waiting Waiting patiently and languishing In the shadow of your evening As the sun has begun lowering And the moon has begun rising. I sit in the shadows and I’m sad Missing all the good times we had Knowing something cannot be bad When it has made me so very glad. If you only missed me just a tad I would be a much happier lad. I fear our love was just a fad And it’s serving to drive me mad. I know you weren’t listening to me Or you couldn’t behave callously. You would be enchanted totally And drawn to me quite helplessly. Is it something else completely? Some magic spell not from me? Some disgusting magical sorcery That drags you away forcefully?
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Aug 14, 2015
Aug 14, 2015 at 9:32 PM UTC
NOT LISTENING
It is definitely not just me Who finds these people lacking In spine, morals, sincerity; Why do we tolerate their slacking? Behaviour we should abhor Due to its outrageous hypocrisy, Yet these people represent us In what we call our democracy.  Our voice must be much louder To gain some true control Over the ducking and diving Politicians have taken as their role.
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Jun 8, 2014
Jun 8, 2014 at 3:17 PM UTC
Politicians
Light of my life, The slings and arrows Of outrageous fortune Bloom a rose In the deeps of my heart. And so I came forth But could not behold the stars. The slings and arrows, They trespassed upon my thoughts. And I cried that I came To this great stage of fools, But it echoed loudly within me Because I am hollow at the core. That outward existence which conforms, This inward life which questions Confusion now hath made his masterpiece of. I don't exactly know What I mean by that, But I mean it.
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Nov 17, 2016
Nov 17, 2016 at 11:30 PM UTC
Patchwork
Ignorance is bliss, really, more like Stupidity. an aspect, benefiting a person, like cold sore, irritating, an annoyance, peevish to your life. Face it, honey, you’re as fake, as your personality. You’re plastic, I could melt you, if I truly desired, setting a lighted match, to your artificial body. Please, take some advice, lay off the make-up, you look like a clown, maybe a ********** Tanning is acceptable, but looking dark orange, is outrageous. There is no need to look, like you just rolled in bag of Doritos, that’s Snooki’s Job. There is more to life, besides appearances, waking up like P. Diddy, sweet heart, don’t like be Kesha, it’s ****** Partying is enjoyable, but not necessary every night, consisting of drinking, frat boys, jocks, pretty boys, saying “oh my god”, or “I broke a nail”, and precarious *** I know you were raised with Barbies, but you don’t have to be one. Barbie is a piece of plastic, containing no originality, with an unfeasible body, and isn’t real, much like yourself. Stop with the act, no one wants to be, around a person, who is often intoxicated, narcissistic, and a ditzy ***** You can be a girly girl, but be genuine, stop being a follower, if everyone jumps off a bridge, then you’ll be splattered, upon the ground with them, no use to anyone. My words are probably useless, going right through the holes, of yours ears, attached to the plastic head of yours. Anyways, I tried, as excruciating as it was, to reach out to you, who are living this life, of alleged greatness, more like a travesty, in my eyes. Hopefully, you’ll change, wake up from this social stupor, become yourself, regain your individuality, and cease to be, a Barbie doll.
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Jul 15, 2012
Jul 15, 2012 at 2:54 PM UTC
Barbie Dolls
Ignorance is bliss, really, more like Stupidity. an aspect, benefiting a person, like cold sore, irritating, an annoyance, peevish to your life. Face it, honey, you’re as fake, as your personality. You’re plastic, I could melt you, if I truly desired, setting a lighted match, to your artificial body. Please, take some advice, lay off the make-up, you look like a clown, maybe a ********** Tanning is acceptable, but looking dark orange, is outrageous. There is no need to look, like you just rolled in bag of Doritos, that’s Snooki’s Job. There is more to life, besides appearances, waking up like P. Diddy, sweet heart, don’t like be Kesha, it’s ****** Partying is enjoyable, but not necessary every night, consisting of drinking, frat boys, jocks, pretty boys, saying “oh my god”, or “I broke a nail”, and precarious *** I know you were raised with Barbies, but you don’t have to be one. Barbie is a piece of plastic, containing no originality, with an unfeasible body, and isn’t real, much like yourself. Stop with the act, no one wants to be, around a person, who is often intoxicated, narcissistic, and a ditzy ***** You can be a girly girl, but be genuine, stop being a follower, if everyone jumps off a bridge, then you’ll be splattered, upon the ground with them, no use to anyone. My words are probably useless, going right through the holes, of yours ears, attached to the plastic head of yours. Anyways, I tried, as excruciating as it was, to reach out to you, who are living this life, of alleged greatness, more like a travesty, in my eyes. Hopefully, you’ll change, wake up from this social stupor, become yourself, regain your individuality, and cease to be, a Barbie doll.
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I never say we are orphans; But they say we’re. But who are they? They are the orphans. They chased us away from their fold, Yea, it’s for good that we’ve been raised by HIM. Their fold hath been stained by outrageous laws, And are shrouded with selfish attires, And they have swallowed our innocence and spit it out. But why they did so? It was they’d turned ‘gainst us, And their treacherous acts named them traitors. It is they lurk around us still to **** us, They contrive against us still to covet our belongings; And they lay their greedy tongues stretched at our treasures. But HE is our Protector, laying us in HIS Arms, And we are safe in HIS Arms. No, we aren’t orphans, For God in Christ Jesus is our Father, And we are HIS children.
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Jan 16, 2012
Jan 16, 2012 at 10:59 AM UTC
Are We Orphans?
What a face "Sells" Abruptly she yells Matte burning dry Just try Too moisten her lips She's the Red devil From hell why does her orange face peel sell? The right color a psychic won't tell Wishing well drenched He touched my orange juice "All Frenched" She loves to slice and he peels what appeal orange saffron sauce One last juicy squirt divorce It's time for fresh squeeze Too frozen concentrate The happy hour "Orange" feel   no other place like fate Ten times real "One" face peel has been love absorbed Like lemon meringue Tainted love Bitter grind soft butter glove Do you mind orange flame (The Spa) sells to be loved Tra la so kind all Grunge Going "Wawa" coffee cruel Other colors haha Movie set Orange payroll lounge tease squirt But destroyed by the evil spell curse Summoned on sunburst But we need the Orange before the sun comes Like clones orange, you glad we have "Green Apple" phones One step beyond orange zones I don't want to burst your orange sauce Grand Marnier starry twist of orange Two timing orange yogurt Taste to tangy it hurt Hey Yo Orange peel Spa Still sticks Orange Julius flirt O outrageous P pick What turns us on and gets us sick Plan your work and work your plan Never offend her Let's see the chef make you love her Creamified dreamlike Whip free The orange mousse pie Let me hear it yummy to lie
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Apr 21, 2018
Apr 21, 2018 at 11:43 AM UTC
Orange Peel Sells
SHE lived in storm and strife, Her soul had such desire For what proud death may bring That it could not endure The common good of life, But lived as 'twere a king That packed his marriage day With banneret and pennon, Trumpet and kettledrum, And the outrageous cannon, To bundle time away That the night come.
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That The Night Come
There are so many colors in a crayon box. Everyone has their favorite. Mine just happens to be you. You're the pink to my hearts that overfill the page with your name written inside. You're the blue to the tear on my stick figures that I draw every time we say goodbye. You're the red to the fire I doodle when ever I remember our last kiss. You're the yellow I shade in the smiley faces as you make me grin. Your're the green to the color of nature, that has a beauty so very close to yours. You're the orange that shows our warm hugs like the suns light reflects the sea shores. You're the purple when we're apart, there's loyalty there that I trust with all my heart. You're the black to my night sky, surrounded by the twinkling stars of our outrageous memories. You're the white to heaven's clouds, and its not as far as it seems, i'm there whenever you're with me But most of all, You are my personal color. A color no one could use or borrow I'll use you yesterday, today, and tomorrow And never get old. In a sixty-four pack box, You are my crayon.
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Jan 24, 2013
Jan 24, 2013 at 12:46 AM UTC
Crayon
Would it Fease to make Connections secure, The Outrageous Magic such Form does cast Why not the Flu, whose Substance membered, cure The Fly's own Happiness which would not last With Furnace Embers burning your Hour's Spent That Diamond Red of Sparkles unfade Pride honours you well; Yet deflects on them Would heal so if you can defer the ***** Intention, dear Victim of Absolute How could one Comment subtract a Friend's Trust When one lends a Hand for Innocent's Sake, And Settle the Gnarbled Basket, we must. When Integers apply, Truth should be Owned, On Level Ground seen; But not to the Bone.
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Mar 12, 2013
Mar 12, 2013 at 3:03 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY - SIXTY - TOM DALEY
Crocodiles catnapping cuddling in cordial cliques,  Loafing, lollygagging, lurking low like lounging leeches,  Protective postures pouncing prey with piercing pinned precision, Brilliant belligerent beasts basking boldly by swamp beaches,  Agressively angry attitudes among alluring adverse animals,  Deep daunting jaws of death damage drastically when dropping down,  Scales shaped like stabbing shards scrape while swimming strongly,  Opposing opposition order obedience of outrageous odious opponents,  Raged ravenous rapacious reptiles rank repulsive ratings and resourses...   ©Michael P. Smith
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Mar 14, 2013
Mar 14, 2013 at 4:26 AM UTC
Crocodilian Analysis (Tongue Twister)
I provoke the rain of Hell From Heaven high to earth below There we'll float on gainful spells We're ready for this world to go And off to outer space, we're facing Endless races to the furthest reaches of our teacher, the speaker, the logos of Cosmos And beyond to distant Quasars, No phasers, no lasers, weaponry We're safe with hearts of purity And naked with our souls we'll seek The greatest cosmic mysteries I've always sought and thought unreal The spacecraft not of stone or steel but Opened hearts and focused spirits Woke by times both strange and fearful Changing basic notions of What we all say are mind and love We're through with consumers, they've doomed us We've moved on The proof is the truth that all life will soon be gone We've built and built, killed billions and still We march toward gold archways which never were real I can tell others feel it, They're real and they heal me Relations, creations, spontaneous meaning It's all building up to a climactic moment Of high expectation that we will all blow it But we were born just so we'd know when the opening Ceremonies go on for the New Age of Hope It's outrageous to think of the hate which created this Darkness and chaos, (Our God has betrayed us!) But that's why our savior said Look the other way, To meet hate with more hatred Speeds up the decay We love the villains, though they **** us by millions Because they're truly a part of this cosmic cotillion They can't see the dance while they're Crashing and sinning So they can't imagine they're actually IN IT There's a part and they fit it, Catalyst for the equipment Of Salvation: The nations of women and men Beginning again We'll cancel the debt and we'll all become friends
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Dec 7, 2012
Dec 7, 2012 at 3:22 PM UTC
Galactic Companionship
I provoke the rain of Hell From Heaven high to earth below There we'll float on gainful spells We're ready for this world to go And off to outer space, we're facing Endless races to the furthest reaches of our teacher, the speaker, the logos of Cosmos And beyond to distant Quasars, No phasers, no lasers, weaponry We're safe with hearts of purity And naked with our souls we'll seek The greatest cosmic mysteries I've always sought and thought unreal The spacecraft not of stone or steel but Opened hearts and focused spirits Woke by times both strange and fearful Changing basic notions of What we all say are mind and love We're through with consumers, they've doomed us We've moved on The proof is the truth that all life will soon be gone We've built and built, killed billions and still We march toward gold archways which never were real I can tell others feel it, They're real and they heal me Relations, creations, spontaneous meaning It's all building up to a climactic moment Of high expectation that we will all blow it But we were born just so we'd know when the opening Ceremonies go on for the New Age of Hope It's outrageous to think of the hate which created this Darkness and chaos, (Our God has betrayed us!) But that's why our savior said Look the other way, To meet hate with more hatred Speeds up the decay We love the villains, though they **** us by millions Because they're truly a part of this cosmic cotillion They can't see the dance while they're Crashing and sinning So they can't imagine they're actually IN IT There's a part and they fit it, Catalyst for the equipment Of Salvation: The nations of women and men Beginning again We'll cancel the debt and we'll all become friends
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NOT ALL POETRY SHOULD BE ABOUT DEPRESSION, LOVE, WIND AND TEA-CUPS - I PREFER TO BE THE DONALD TRUMP OF THE POETRY WORLD: SEEMINGLY ILLITERATE, OBSCENELY DISSOLUTE, UNINFORMED, SOCIOPATHICAL AND FALSELY MAGICAL; SOMEONE SAID THAT, 'WE HAVE A DUTY TO IMPART KNOWLEDGE,' I DID NOT ENTIRELY AGREE, NOT ALL OF US ARE SUITABLY QUALIFIED AND THOSE WHO ARE NOT MAY PASS ON THEIR OWN MISTAKES; A TEACHER MISSPELT THE WORD 'BOLLOCKS,' AND NOW HALF THE TOWN IS WRITING THE WORD BOLLUCKS INCORRECTLY; THOSE WHO CAN, DO AND THOSE WHO CAN NOT, JOIN THE RADIO -LIKE CERTAIN PRESENTERS, IT RINGS, WHO SEEM TO HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THINGS.
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Mar 31, 2016
Mar 31, 2016 at 4:18 AM UTC
OUTRAGEOUS
Grab that cigarette and take another drag Listen as the country shouts **** the **** Ain't that a drag Well that ain't my bag Did you see that video that's been circulating? A cool customer got shot down for debating All he did was say Something everyone's been saying This place is crazy And so are we Freedom dies quickly In the land of the free Paranoia's a drug and it's getting contagious I'd like some logic but that'd be outrageous Why'd it take so long to say this? First I had to get famous So grab your lover and rest your head on their chest But first you gotta check if they're the same *** If so, move on to the next Everyone else knows what's best
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May 1, 2016
May 1, 2016 at 11:04 PM UTC
Land of the Free
When I wear makeup I feel unstoppable courageous beautiful. so beautiful. but I don't mean regular makeup, mascara lipstick eyeliner blush etc, I mean the kind that takes hours to apply, transforming myself into hit characters ghastly ghouls alien creatures minotaurs ziggy stardust I mean painting myself with all the theatricality I can afford. I feel like I can breath when I wear my makeup, I feel okay and calm and like nothing can touch me above all else I feel safe. so safe with that paint, everybody's looking at the makeup instead of me, they admire and compliment the mask I've crafted and it makes me happy to know they can't see my plain pale face underneath, the outrageous conception has formed a shield allowing me to step out in public without being afraid to exist. when I wear my makeup I'm allowed to be whomever I please and mingle-talk freely with all I want, my makeup lets me be like everyone else. The only downside is that not every week is spirit week, my gentle skin is too irritated by even the most hyper-allergenic makeup and acne protrudes and at the end of it all I still have to wash it off, watch my happy colors go down the sink drain, the mask doesn't last forever, and I'm left standing there the next day, without my makeup without my shield and I feel so naked, I feel incomplete and scared. I wish every week was spirit week, and that my skin was tough, so that I could paint my face every day               so I wouldn't have to be afraid.
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Feb 3, 2015
Feb 3, 2015 at 7:37 PM UTC
Spirit Week
When I wear makeup I feel unstoppable courageous beautiful. so beautiful. but I don't mean regular makeup, mascara lipstick eyeliner blush etc, I mean the kind that takes hours to apply, transforming myself into hit characters ghastly ghouls alien creatures minotaurs ziggy stardust I mean painting myself with all the theatricality I can afford. I feel like I can breath when I wear my makeup, I feel okay and calm and like nothing can touch me above all else I feel safe. so safe with that paint, everybody's looking at the makeup instead of me, they admire and compliment the mask I've crafted and it makes me happy to know they can't see my plain pale face underneath, the outrageous conception has formed a shield allowing me to step out in public without being afraid to exist. when I wear my makeup I'm allowed to be whomever I please and mingle-talk freely with all I want, my makeup lets me be like everyone else. The only downside is that not every week is spirit week, my gentle skin is too irritated by even the most hyper-allergenic makeup and acne protrudes and at the end of it all I still have to wash it off, watch my happy colors go down the sink drain, the mask doesn't last forever, and I'm left standing there the next day, without my makeup without my shield and I feel so naked, I feel incomplete and scared. I wish every week was spirit week, and that my skin was tough, so that I could paint my face every day               so I wouldn't have to be afraid.
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Who decides life is not worth it? You? God? When you reach this point, questioning living, breathing, you play god. You feel your mind make, take, break and create new processes never felt before; a process of passion, confusion, contradiction and confession. You strive just by the thought of not surviving. The downfall of a suicidal mind. Painfully and buried deep down the impulses slip out. Screams for hopes, answers, connections, positive aspirations. Constantly wondering is this it? Is this the end? That your life can never peek again, so the result of your collapse is an eternal slumber with the devil by your side. Whispering in your ear telling you about the ache and sorrow your sinking heart and conscience feel. An eternal hell. An eternal anguish, torment, suffering. Do you stay in the hell on earth or hell in the after life? You examine all the details over and over only thinking of your lonely pitiful life. Meaningless and outrageous. Screams moving around trying to get out but only bouncing back inside of you to find the little nothingness in which they are in seek of.   Literally, are taking you in and cutting you into the smallest treads as possible over and over. Never letting up to give the one underneath a second break. Pounding as hard as possible. Thudding and pulling, twisting and hurting. Neither end nor good. You can feel the over whelming sense of your corruption taking you headfirst and choking your every last breath off. Cutting it away like a river being eroded by things we cannot control. Your life you cannot control. People you cannot control. You see the only outlet in your mind but it burdens you with insanity behind it. Taking life; your own life. The reasons are bliss. Sweet tender resolutions freeze over your tempered thoughts, fragile thoughts of a suicidal. Unaware of the footprint left behind. Your stomach churns, stirs and confusion sets in once again. You feel ***** rising in your throat about to implode but it’s just an illusion created in your mind; hallucinations. Questions are still increasing their intensity and passion. With every moment of aloneness and isolation, the time ticks away from you until you feel as though you will fly into a rage. You take a deep breath; intense thoughts. Questioning right verses wrong; life verses death; now or never. Take a step back and pull the trigger; welcome to the end.
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Sep 29, 2013
Sep 29, 2013 at 3:27 AM UTC
Welcome to the end
Who decides life is not worth it? You? God? When you reach this point, questioning living, breathing, you play god. You feel your mind make, take, break and create new processes never felt before; a process of passion, confusion, contradiction and confession. You strive just by the thought of not surviving. The downfall of a suicidal mind. Painfully and buried deep down the impulses slip out. Screams for hopes, answers, connections, positive aspirations. Constantly wondering is this it? Is this the end? That your life can never peek again, so the result of your collapse is an eternal slumber with the devil by your side. Whispering in your ear telling you about the ache and sorrow your sinking heart and conscience feel. An eternal hell. An eternal anguish, torment, suffering. Do you stay in the hell on earth or hell in the after life? You examine all the details over and over only thinking of your lonely pitiful life. Meaningless and outrageous. Screams moving around trying to get out but only bouncing back inside of you to find the little nothingness in which they are in seek of.   Literally, are taking you in and cutting you into the smallest treads as possible over and over. Never letting up to give the one underneath a second break. Pounding as hard as possible. Thudding and pulling, twisting and hurting. Neither end nor good. You can feel the over whelming sense of your corruption taking you headfirst and choking your every last breath off. Cutting it away like a river being eroded by things we cannot control. Your life you cannot control. People you cannot control. You see the only outlet in your mind but it burdens you with insanity behind it. Taking life; your own life. The reasons are bliss. Sweet tender resolutions freeze over your tempered thoughts, fragile thoughts of a suicidal. Unaware of the footprint left behind. Your stomach churns, stirs and confusion sets in once again. You feel ***** rising in your throat about to implode but it’s just an illusion created in your mind; hallucinations. Questions are still increasing their intensity and passion. With every moment of aloneness and isolation, the time ticks away from you until you feel as though you will fly into a rage. You take a deep breath; intense thoughts. Questioning right verses wrong; life verses death; now or never. Take a step back and pull the trigger; welcome to the end.
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On the outer Barcoo where the churches are few, And men of religion are scanty, On a road never cross'd 'cept by folk that are lost, One Michael Magee had a shanty. Now this Mike was the dad of a ten year old lad, Plump, healthy, and stoutly conditioned; He was strong as the best, but poor Mike had no rest For the youngster had never been christened. And his wife used to cry, 'If the darlin' should die Saint Peter would not recognise him.' But by luck he survived till a preacher arrived, Who agreed straightaway to baptise him. Now the artful young rogue, while they held their collogue, With his ear to the keyhole was listenin', And he muttered in fright, while his features turned white, 'What the divil and all is this christenin'?' He was none of your dolts, he had seen them brand colts, And it seemed to his small understanding, If the man in the frock made him one of the flock, It must mean something very like branding. So away with a rush he set off for the bush, While the tears in his eyelids they glistened — ''Tis outrageous,' says he, 'to brand youngsters like me, I'll be dashed if I'll stop to be christened!' Like a young native dog he ran into a log, And his father with language uncivil, Never heeding the 'praste' cried aloud in his haste, 'Come out and be christened, you divil!' But he lay there as snug as a bug in a rug, And his parents in vain might reprove him, Till his reverence spoke (he was fond of a joke) 'I've a notion,' says he, 'that'll move him.' 'Poke a stick up the log, give the spalpeen a prog; Poke him aisy — don't hurt him or maim him, 'Tis not long that he'll stand, I've the water at hand, As he rushes out this end I'll name him. 'Here he comes, and for shame! ye've forgotten the name — Is it Patsy or Michael or Dinnis?' Here the youngster ran out, and the priest gave a shout — 'Take your chance, anyhow, wid 'Maginnis'!' As the howling young cub ran away to the scrub Where he knew that pursuit would be risky, The priest, as he fled, flung a flask at his head That was labelled 'MAGINNIS'S WHISKY'! And Maginnis Magee has been made a J.P., And the one thing he hates more than sin is To be asked by the folk, who have heard of the joke, How he came to be christened 'Maginnis'!
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A Bush Christening
On the outer Barcoo where the churches are few, And men of religion are scanty, On a road never cross'd 'cept by folk that are lost, One Michael Magee had a shanty. Now this Mike was the dad of a ten year old lad, Plump, healthy, and stoutly conditioned; He was strong as the best, but poor Mike had no rest For the youngster had never been christened. And his wife used to cry, 'If the darlin' should die Saint Peter would not recognise him.' But by luck he survived till a preacher arrived, Who agreed straightaway to baptise him. Now the artful young rogue, while they held their collogue, With his ear to the keyhole was listenin', And he muttered in fright, while his features turned white, 'What the divil and all is this christenin'?' He was none of your dolts, he had seen them brand colts, And it seemed to his small understanding, If the man in the frock made him one of the flock, It must mean something very like branding. So away with a rush he set off for the bush, While the tears in his eyelids they glistened — ''Tis outrageous,' says he, 'to brand youngsters like me, I'll be dashed if I'll stop to be christened!' Like a young native dog he ran into a log, And his father with language uncivil, Never heeding the 'praste' cried aloud in his haste, 'Come out and be christened, you divil!' But he lay there as snug as a bug in a rug, And his parents in vain might reprove him, Till his reverence spoke (he was fond of a joke) 'I've a notion,' says he, 'that'll move him.' 'Poke a stick up the log, give the spalpeen a prog; Poke him aisy — don't hurt him or maim him, 'Tis not long that he'll stand, I've the water at hand, As he rushes out this end I'll name him. 'Here he comes, and for shame! ye've forgotten the name — Is it Patsy or Michael or Dinnis?' Here the youngster ran out, and the priest gave a shout — 'Take your chance, anyhow, wid 'Maginnis'!' As the howling young cub ran away to the scrub Where he knew that pursuit would be risky, The priest, as he fled, flung a flask at his head That was labelled 'MAGINNIS'S WHISKY'! And Maginnis Magee has been made a J.P., And the one thing he hates more than sin is To be asked by the folk, who have heard of the joke, How he came to be christened 'Maginnis'!
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Slam that, thy Pen, if thou doth so please, in protest to earnest catharses; Slam that, thy Pen! Let it all out, tell them of unfairness brought about in a mutual way, as if you are the Victim of outrageous Circumstances and as if the Past vindicates more recent indiscretions. - Slam that, thy Pen, in the face of yourself; leave not thy rotting feelings upon thy mental shelves. Slam that, thy Pen, that it may help you overcome. Slam that, thy Pen, lest ye be overrun. Slam that, thy Pen, in the face of your Pain. Slam that, thy Pen, into cathartic gain. Slam that, thy Pen, as I know I've done. Slam thy ******* Pen It's cathartic and fun. Thus I implore; Slam that, thy ******* Pen! That's what the **** it's for.
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Jun 23, 2013
Jun 23, 2013 at 8:29 AM UTC
Slam that, thy Pen!
am I awake dreaming that I am asleep or perhaps asleep dreaming that I am awake yet I do dream. I dream of Brazil where antique rages like great storms announce themselves with a small breeze that stands against rust in mighty waves and stares at the bleak mid winter eyes of oppression and by crimson haste, dithers in despair and watches the pages that unleash such rages become the cobalt colour of tombstones who ***** themselves behind the eyes in dramatic stages yet is the announcement of all these historic rages that are outrageous placed upon blank pages that butchers compassion which is almost infinitesimally brief yet so poignant and dislocating has a momentarily almost faint identity that singles indefinable loss that is expressed in all known language and splinters the mind into dark deep waters that the only thing that can be trusted is this moment, this moment is the realisation, so powerful that one cannot do otherwise but confront it and in so doing feel the immense vibration of change
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Jun 22, 2013
Jun 22, 2013 at 11:45 AM UTC
A Dream of Brazil