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"osumaka" poems
Have I told you about my wife? Middle aged Muslim woman She uh She uh She a Shiite Catholic No Not quite Not on Fridays Only eat fish On Fridays Unless Unless you forget Unless you're next to lake Michigan Have I told you about my African History professor? Osumaka Osumaka Likaka Cotton Cotton in Colonial Zaire Not for the weak of heart If he sees your ankles He might mistake it as a personal attack Or invitation Too much rumble Tummy tumble Eat some shellfish Eat some pork God didn’t forget But we did Whoops If God saw you break your fast when you were ************ What does that say about God? And if God saw you being intimate with Osumaka What would upset him more? The fact that you broke your fast again with the *********** Or the fact that you weren’t wearing your burka? You just wore the hood? Good Thank God for swine Thank God for shellfish And most of all, thank God for burkas Because you are one ugly *****
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Nov 28, 2011
Nov 28, 2011 at 8:59 PM UTC
carrie-ross
Daddy Cool
Have I told you about my wife? Middle aged Muslim woman She uh She uh She a Shiite Catholic No Not quite Not on Fridays Only eat fish On Fridays Unless Unless you forget Unless you're next to lake Michigan Have I told you about my African History professor? Osumaka Osumaka Likaka Cotton Cotton in Colonial Zaire Not for the weak of heart If he sees your ankles He might mistake it as a personal attack Or invitation Too much rumble Tummy tumble Eat some shellfish Eat some pork God didn’t forget But we did Whoops If God saw you break your fast when you were ************ What does that say about God? And if God saw you being intimate with Osumaka What would upset him more? The fact that you broke your fast again with the *********** Or the fact that you weren’t wearing your burka? You just wore the hood? Good Thank God for swine Thank God for shellfish And most of all, thank God for burkas Because you are one ugly *****
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