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"offensively" poems
Call every day, because if you don’t tell me Every single detail of your life, You’re a liar and you don’t love me. I want to know who you’re dating, What ****** you off, why your brother is being An annoying goofball, oh did I forget to mention? If you don’t tell me when you’re going out You don’t want to spend any time with me And I take that offensively. I need your opinion on everything, Even if you have to be brutally honest Because if I look fat I would wanna know But don’t tell me I look fat because It’ll hurt my feelings and I won’t let you forget it. Hold grudges because when we get into fights I want to bring up things from the past that I can use against you. We’re supposed to love unconditionally, no judgment, But I get to judge you because that’s what best friends do. I need to make sure I’m right, most of the time. You’re wrong. And I get the last word. By the way, I need 30 minutes to an hour of your day, every day, because if you don’t give it you’re a bad best friend who won’t make time for me. My boyfriend is equally as important as you But sometimes he needs extra attention So don’t get mad when I ditch you for him or anything. Because if you do you’re a bad best friend for not Letting me be happy. You need to support me even if you don’t agree with me, Love me when everyone hates me, Oh, and did I say, You have to be beneath me, because if you try to beat me, you’re too selfish for your own good. So would you like to fill out an application?
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Sep 16, 2014
Sep 16, 2014 at 2:38 PM UTC
The Requirements of a Best Friend (or so she says)
Call every day, because if you don’t tell me Every single detail of your life, You’re a liar and you don’t love me. I want to know who you’re dating, What ****** you off, why your brother is being An annoying goofball, oh did I forget to mention? If you don’t tell me when you’re going out You don’t want to spend any time with me And I take that offensively. I need your opinion on everything, Even if you have to be brutally honest Because if I look fat I would wanna know But don’t tell me I look fat because It’ll hurt my feelings and I won’t let you forget it. Hold grudges because when we get into fights I want to bring up things from the past that I can use against you. We’re supposed to love unconditionally, no judgment, But I get to judge you because that’s what best friends do. I need to make sure I’m right, most of the time. You’re wrong. And I get the last word. By the way, I need 30 minutes to an hour of your day, every day, because if you don’t give it you’re a bad best friend who won’t make time for me. My boyfriend is equally as important as you But sometimes he needs extra attention So don’t get mad when I ditch you for him or anything. Because if you do you’re a bad best friend for not Letting me be happy. You need to support me even if you don’t agree with me, Love me when everyone hates me, Oh, and did I say, You have to be beneath me, because if you try to beat me, you’re too selfish for your own good. So would you like to fill out an application?
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Please be aware, the arrogance of a Burglar that breaks into your home and steals your property is permissible Please carefully note that the arrogance of a stinking bully that oppresses you and wants to cower you down is permissible Please take into consideration that the arrogance of a gang that terrorizes and bullies is permissible Please bear in mind the arrogance of liars, twisters, slanderers fraudsters and defamers is permissible Please remember the arrogance of fringe lunatics to unjustly condemn and victimize and bring chaos and destruction to an innocent human is permissible Please keep in your appraisals the arrogance of a misled majority to impose, mob, obstruct, harass and hound is democracy in action and is permissible Please note that the arrogance and ignorance of offensively discriminating against any foreigner or minority member is permissible Please note to work hard and earn an honest living is Arrogant Please know to stand up to criminal bullies is Arrogant Please know to stand up to stinking bullies is Arrogant Please know to speak up for yourself is Arrogant Please note to refuse to be cowered by thieves is Arrogant Please know to refuse to be browbeaten is Arrogant Please know to refuse to have your confidence drained is Arrogant Please know to stand up to adversity is Arrogance Please know to not be weak and Feeble under pressure is Arrogance Please know to have self respect and be self assured is Arrogant Please know to possess your own mind is Arrogance Please know to offer as much as a squeak when being unfairly and unjustly treated is Arrogance Above all please know that we invented the English Language and have the sole knowledge as to what constitutes Arrogance, whether you like it or not, and if you protest about that, you are ****** guilty of Arrogance...my friend! Please be strictly conscious that Arrogance is weakness, mental weakness. Falling to the desires of our darker instincts and succumbing to conceit and smugness. Please pay particular attention to the salient fact that Arrogance portraits a total lack of human decency towards other humans Know that when arrogance ceases humanity ascends. And we we all live in a lovely perceptibly white and wonderful world
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Oct 5, 2018
Oct 5, 2018 at 5:09 AM UTC
Do As I Say...or else........
Please be aware, the arrogance of a Burglar that breaks into your home and steals your property is permissible Please carefully note that the arrogance of a stinking bully that oppresses you and wants to cower you down is permissible Please take into consideration that the arrogance of a gang that terrorizes and bullies is permissible Please bear in mind the arrogance of liars, twisters, slanderers fraudsters and defamers is permissible Please remember the arrogance of fringe lunatics to unjustly condemn and victimize and bring chaos and destruction to an innocent human is permissible Please keep in your appraisals the arrogance of a misled majority to impose, mob, obstruct, harass and hound is democracy in action and is permissible Please note that the arrogance and ignorance of offensively discriminating against any foreigner or minority member is permissible Please note to work hard and earn an honest living is Arrogant Please know to stand up to criminal bullies is Arrogant Please know to stand up to stinking bullies is Arrogant Please know to speak up for yourself is Arrogant Please note to refuse to be cowered by thieves is Arrogant Please know to refuse to be browbeaten is Arrogant Please know to refuse to have your confidence drained is Arrogant Please know to stand up to adversity is Arrogance Please know to not be weak and Feeble under pressure is Arrogance Please know to have self respect and be self assured is Arrogant Please know to possess your own mind is Arrogance Please know to offer as much as a squeak when being unfairly and unjustly treated is Arrogance Above all please know that we invented the English Language and have the sole knowledge as to what constitutes Arrogance, whether you like it or not, and if you protest about that, you are ****** guilty of Arrogance...my friend! Please be strictly conscious that Arrogance is weakness, mental weakness. Falling to the desires of our darker instincts and succumbing to conceit and smugness. Please pay particular attention to the salient fact that Arrogance portraits a total lack of human decency towards other humans Know that when arrogance ceases humanity ascends. And we we all live in a lovely perceptibly white and wonderful world
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1000 faces are staring With stern expressions they are glaring Offensively, offended at my daring To ruin their lives, without even caring 1000 pains, they are bearing Revolting my oppression, my flesh, they all are tearing But the pain in them's still breeding Coz their soul in me is bleeding 1000 hands are shaking In fists of rage they are breaking My inner carcass, for I'm making Them pay with slavery, for my taking 1000 heads are burning With raging madness, turning Evil plans are churning While the 1000 readers are learning About…my HATE! About…their FATE! About…the DATE! When they are…too LATE!
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May 9, 2010
May 9, 2010 at 7:50 AM UTC
For my 1000 fans
the man nearby on the train clacks his laptop offensively like the annoyance of noisy writers in school exams when I was stultified by writers block I wonder what the black girl would taste like passengers feed their fatness with crinkly cellephane food substitutes did you have a good weekend? conversation openers start to chorus corporate cockwombles talk in jargon tongues as they sell their souls to white shirt organisational ambition common sense takes a back seat in the street car of Progress there's talk of profit and effiencies from men who never made their wives moan there's talk of scalability and security from those who know nothing of flexibility and risk there's talk of innovation from those whose personal best is a smart phone have you seen the latest? what do you think? hey, that's what I think! we must be brothers! in a cozy co-ordinated mediocrity.
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Jun 29, 2016
Jun 29, 2016 at 8:56 PM UTC
much ado about nuthin ...
See, The problem with today is that you are the children that were slaves To that textbook See, The problem with today is that the men are ingrained with the need to feel enraged at Everything And that very same textbook and that teacher that sent you elsewhere taught you, somehow, that you are just acting through your genetically inherited tendencies See, They taught you that once upon the great time 'before' The outlandish and fairly out of context concept that we were, Animals But to every woman who has ever been mated by a man who thinks dominance is the answer, I remind you, YOU ARE NOT AN ANIMAL You never have been, and you never will be You are a soul who has a blind date with destiny and if anyone ever tries to be, offensively bigger than me, I have full faith that my faith, will guide and protect me, to mutual clarity And through the limitations of a structure that assures everyone they will see the stage and hear their name over the loud speaker in a Coliseum full of restless siblings and great grandparents, they taught us that, The 'Winners' found 'Fame' And identified 'Degrees' as 'Security' but the reality that the black hole created while trying to keep your head above the surface was just another stress to jot down in the textbooks But the textbooks my son reads won't contain the fallacies of the commentated beliefs of ignorant injustice that subtracted art and theater and replaced it with "Facts" You see, A fact is simply a point that has yet to be falsified and I promise you that if you give it time, no child of mine Will forget, that he can prove me wrong, because I give him the freedom to express it
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Jul 4, 2014
Jul 4, 2014 at 1:37 AM UTC
The Problem With Evolution
See, The problem with today is that you are the children that were slaves To that textbook See, The problem with today is that the men are ingrained with the need to feel enraged at Everything And that very same textbook and that teacher that sent you elsewhere taught you, somehow, that you are just acting through your genetically inherited tendencies See, They taught you that once upon the great time 'before' The outlandish and fairly out of context concept that we were, Animals But to every woman who has ever been mated by a man who thinks dominance is the answer, I remind you, YOU ARE NOT AN ANIMAL You never have been, and you never will be You are a soul who has a blind date with destiny and if anyone ever tries to be, offensively bigger than me, I have full faith that my faith, will guide and protect me, to mutual clarity And through the limitations of a structure that assures everyone they will see the stage and hear their name over the loud speaker in a Coliseum full of restless siblings and great grandparents, they taught us that, The 'Winners' found 'Fame' And identified 'Degrees' as 'Security' but the reality that the black hole created while trying to keep your head above the surface was just another stress to jot down in the textbooks But the textbooks my son reads won't contain the fallacies of the commentated beliefs of ignorant injustice that subtracted art and theater and replaced it with "Facts" You see, A fact is simply a point that has yet to be falsified and I promise you that if you give it time, no child of mine Will forget, that he can prove me wrong, because I give him the freedom to express it
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Today, when I was feeling worse that Jack Kerouac I thought this must be a touch of the Doubles, a dizziness from reflection, or perhaps an accumulation of appearances, too many appearances. Pull the shades. Sit back and relax, confide in yourself, i say. Where did it all begin, and for what reason? Am I a mirage of the identical, a disorder in the analogous, some transmutation of exact endings? One imagines Zarathustra singing in the shower. "If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man", says Jack, ride the greyhound, hang around the men's room, try dope." He always shouts from the freeway entrance, thumb aimed offensively in the direction of L.A. Later, in the woods, I whispered like Thoreau; "simplify, simplify. One pair of ***** is enough for any man." Be yourself, I said. Walk down the sidewalk. Step on all the cracks.
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Jan 8, 2014
Jan 8, 2014 at 8:45 PM UTC
Illustration of what I mean, Mother
4 o'clock, saturday Dread and Panic are holding hands in my chest: An extraordinary case of the mean reds watching the gray from my kitchen window the cars parked over cement fields precisely 300 vehicles when full the boy sitting on a gray bench waiting with his baseball, shh! His gray father is shouting at his gray phone, his gray wife finally called that number. all gray.       the sky here is almost always sleeping a blanket of melting nimbus the gulls slide inoffensively over the roofs our courtyard grass trembles for them the wind falls out of the bay wind, the world traveler without a suitcase I imagine it kicking up dust in exotic fields only the rocks are gray there, gray because they deserve to be. the whole scene is quite extraordinary A Run Of Wild Horses! Gall-lop-ing gliding offensively, red and white and gold shining sweaty and flying! can you imagine? --it's starting to rain and the boy is still sitting, he's so gray now I can hardly see him the wind still spills in from the bay down the road where I can see them running from my window- Mains whipping like flags of furious change Hooves beating down the cement footpaths The streetlamps are crumpling into heaps of flowers Tails raging back and forth, metronomous passion chords Fast, rapid gaining (Lover's Heartbeat) -the boy is yet unaware legs of inspiration fast approaching -the cars twist into red willows over golden hope fields Shh! His father, master of gray has been sacked! Tr-am-pled! Now his body of flowers lay in the street! Arrest. They have arrested. Standing tall and silent like Liberty they take the boy upon their shoulders, an acrobatic wonder and continue slowly across the grass -it still trembles for them and take flight, to the next courtyard and then the next. I'll never forget the grayness of his eyes as he disappeared over the trees who were once chimneys, his mouth was stuffed full of flowers.
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Feb 26, 2013
Feb 26, 2013 at 11:37 AM UTC
A Run of Wild Horses
4 o'clock, saturday Dread and Panic are holding hands in my chest: An extraordinary case of the mean reds watching the gray from my kitchen window the cars parked over cement fields precisely 300 vehicles when full the boy sitting on a gray bench waiting with his baseball, shh! His gray father is shouting at his gray phone, his gray wife finally called that number. all gray.       the sky here is almost always sleeping a blanket of melting nimbus the gulls slide inoffensively over the roofs our courtyard grass trembles for them the wind falls out of the bay wind, the world traveler without a suitcase I imagine it kicking up dust in exotic fields only the rocks are gray there, gray because they deserve to be. the whole scene is quite extraordinary A Run Of Wild Horses! Gall-lop-ing gliding offensively, red and white and gold shining sweaty and flying! can you imagine? --it's starting to rain and the boy is still sitting, he's so gray now I can hardly see him the wind still spills in from the bay down the road where I can see them running from my window- Mains whipping like flags of furious change Hooves beating down the cement footpaths The streetlamps are crumpling into heaps of flowers Tails raging back and forth, metronomous passion chords Fast, rapid gaining (Lover's Heartbeat) -the boy is yet unaware legs of inspiration fast approaching -the cars twist into red willows over golden hope fields Shh! His father, master of gray has been sacked! Tr-am-pled! Now his body of flowers lay in the street! Arrest. They have arrested. Standing tall and silent like Liberty they take the boy upon their shoulders, an acrobatic wonder and continue slowly across the grass -it still trembles for them and take flight, to the next courtyard and then the next. I'll never forget the grayness of his eyes as he disappeared over the trees who were once chimneys, his mouth was stuffed full of flowers.
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In search of fear, I went to treacherous mountain cliffs where many determined beings had turned into stiffs. In search of fear, I went to the bottom of oceans where whales and sharks were on constant motion. In search of fear, I went to jungles wild and raw where 'hunt' or 'get hunted' was the law. In search of fear, I went to deserts hot and harsh where sun was offensively bold and brash. In search of fear, I went to caves dark and deep where creatures unknown, unseen creeped. In search of fear, I went into mighty typhoons where objects flew like balloons. In search of fear, I went to castles remote and aloof where ghosts were always on move. In search of fear, I went in dark to graveyards where graves were strewn yards after yards. In search of fear, I bumped into an old fakeer. I enquired whether he knew where was 'fear'? He said with a smile 'In search of fear, you travelled here and there, dark and deep but it is hiding inside you, at times from your eyes it peeps'
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Nov 13, 2014
Nov 13, 2014 at 9:33 PM UTC
In Search of Fear
I've misplaced my identity It slipped from my sticky *** covered hands I froth and rage when asked for my name spit blame upon others because I've lost myself tragedy is nestled in the cracks of my family life burrowed in school classrooms and house parties I never noticed my life was submerged in it consumed by that cruel water of humiliation I am a beggar depending on my next stray dollar of affection clinging hopelessly to its contents for survival they coax me with promises of change and adoration yet these charitable samaritans always seem to wander off like I'm a stray dog starved and ignored so do not dare ask me how I've been lately I itch to use my fists to show you all that remains in my empty void Is this dull aching for another sip a violent seduction of my morality amber elixir offensively dancing in my glass mouth watering at the smell of that pungent liquor my friends remain rolled in cigarettes and sipped from bottles this masochistic cycle fuelled by self damnation I have no respect for this dependable broken body I occupy for I am no longer a person but a problem hostage to the memory of the smiles of my perpetrators but these clammy deformed hands hurt my loved ones in a fit of paranoia and fear of betrayal so hurt be a little harder baby a sadistic existence is what I deserve
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Sep 30, 2018
Sep 30, 2018 at 10:30 AM UTC
THE B3GGAR
( Song Ballad ) You say you don't understand me, Here's a bargain for free I'll be sellin' you true ; We'll go to a place, above the sea raging, An' get down to what's troubling you. When I was a lad, I remember my dad, Would take me on walks down 'Langtrae Doon' ; He'd tell me great stories, of sailing ship glories, An' somedays just whistle a tune :   *Slip away, slip away ;   He'd say 'hopes will die chasin' the moon,'   I'll tell you my girl, that the cares of the world, They don't matter much round 'Langtrae Doon.'* Rueful me mother was, six children never loved, An' pride was offensively used ; 'You'll never amount to a thing,' she would state it, Ashamed she was of her own brood :   *Slip away, slip away ;   She'd say 'hopes will die chasin' the moon,'   So but on your bonnet, I'll write you a sonnet,   We'll get down to 'Langtrae Doon.'* Father died a broken man, just now, you'll understand, Lord knows they buried him cruel ; Left his debts unpaid, he never owned land, But in his heart was 'Langtrae Doon.' :   *Slip away, slip away ;   He'd say 'hopes will die chasin' the moon,'   So but on your bonnet, I'll write you a sonnet,   We'll get down to 'Langtrae Doon.'* .
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Jul 4, 2017
Jul 4, 2017 at 1:26 AM UTC
Langtrae Doon
I am the queen of the unfinished series, conversations, books, hearts, and paintings are the few that lie in my wake Breadcrumbs that can't be followed the trail that offensively goes cold Yet, all I have been told Is that I am Just an instantaneous tornado That leaves everyone reeling.
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Dec 26, 2013
Dec 26, 2013 at 2:16 PM UTC
Breadcrumb
blue sky holo sky egotica gentle clouds delicious sides I look at you and I see the water through her excitement transparent ghosts reflective consciousness on removable media free hard drives from sadness and longing empty place holy They lie on a torrent gifts Life is made up of images Music is Life no mystery all on the surface offensively
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Aug 1, 2016
Aug 1, 2016 at 6:02 AM UTC
ero ego
‘She’s but a waste,’ some might say, The antiquated demons perched Atop her ***** shoulder, howl those words effortlessly. Oh, how they mock her; a doomed admonition- A pitiful, wretched villain Incapable of standing still. ‘She’ll rob you blind,’ they might whisper, From the highest peak of their pedestals and podiums, Scrutinizing her wiggles and writhes, ruthlessly. Oh, how they taunt her; a mirrored representation of ego- A reputed captivation ****** sober but for now Idly biding her time ‘She’s insane!’ they’ll declare, Lounging in their Queen Annes, Finalizing her score, most offensively. Oh, how they wallop her; casting pebbles from their pristine form- Upon the ribbed web of her spiritual coop Faust, lying in wait. ‘aha!’ they’ll proclaim From the rusted thrones of purity Tallying her blunders to the nth. How they scream through bitten tongue Into that, what is left of her vitality Cascading into degradation Feeding her indignation Gripping her last temptation
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Aug 18, 2014
Aug 18, 2014 at 11:19 PM UTC
She
This stale room of grief picking out a coffin, like deciding on a tie or a time to cry. flowers, white coronations, offensively alive I sit on the steps outside, my veins knot tightly, tied. CRASH. one night of lights lifted, music blaring, faces sifting, staining, staring, forever on in the inside of my heart my mind. I know those sounds, like a dream scaly from scratches, horror film inside all from just one ride. close my eyes and crash, fall asleep and crash, laugh and cry, crashing.
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Aug 6, 2014
Aug 6, 2014 at 7:18 AM UTC
CRASH
dark fluids unwelcomely invade relentlessly into materials unprepared creeping brisk black hot indiscriminant and unbound consuming lust for gravity over the edge          down the legs                onto my lap            down my legs over my edge          into me— offensively... "coffee-brake" © 2020 by Seranaea Jones all rights reserved
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Aug 25, 2020
Aug 25, 2020 at 7:08 AM UTC
coffee-brake
I said my Farewell the night before I told him it was ok to pass through the door. then the doctors decided to pull him back through. It was much harder to say goodbye for the second time I stayed there with him till the life light faded from his eyes. I closed his eye while I said my Heartbroken goodbyes I told him I love him. I we’ll cherish the memories I have of him. but It doesn’t curve the sting now the sadness is setting in. I cry offensively knowing he’s gone. I miss him everyday  life must go on so I say sweet goodbye AJ you never be forgotten.
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Nov 15, 2017
Nov 15, 2017 at 8:54 PM UTC
Fair well
Tell me your deep and dark secrets, My ears are craving for it. Maybe cause I got a lot to tell you more then what your thinking.. Sinking your happy trail offensively your dribbling well, my devil tale sticks out more then a bad tale or a back rub that leads to something else. Let me know if I'm to close okay? It's not you it's me I know I'm your taste.
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Oct 18, 2014
Oct 18, 2014 at 12:12 PM UTC
Let me know