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AUSTRALIA DAY, BY THE BBQ



CHEER CHEER FOR THE CROWD YS SEE

THE PEOPLE WHO COME TO YOUR BBQ

YOU SEE YOU COOK SAUSAGES A VERY NICE COLD COKE

AND EACH MAN HAS BEER

YEAH YOU SEE EVERYONE YOU SEE WILL PARTY YESEREE

YEAH IT’S ANOTHER AUSTRALIA DAY BY THE BBQ

I BRING OUT 6 ESKIES WITH 400 BEERS

THIS WILL MAKE THE MEN HAPPY

OH BLODDY ****** DEAR

YOU SEE, THERE IS A FEW WELL DONE STEAKS AND A FEW EGG AND BACON ROLLS

OH YEAH, ****** COOL

YOU SEE WE SIT BY THE LAKE IN OUR BLUE AUSSIE GEAR

AND WATCH THE LOVELY FIREWORKS, YEAH, LET’S GRAB US ANOTHER BEER

DON’T FORGET, THERE IS OUR THEORY, DUDE, LAMB LAMB LAMB OH DEAR

YEAH LAMB WILL PUT IN THE A IN AUSTRALIA DAY, YEAH IT WILL OH YEAH

THEN A MAN CAME UP TO ME, AND TOLD ME WATCHA DOING

ARE YOU ENJOYING AUSTRALIA DAY, LIKE IT’S A DAY WORTH CELEBRATING

I HAVE BEEN TO CITIES, THAT HAVE A LOT OF PENANG

FROM FLORIDA, CHICAGO AND THE GREAT BUDAPEST

AND NO MATTER HOW FAR OR HOW WIDE YA ROME

YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL AUSTRALIA

A PERFECT PLACE TO HAVE BBQs, ON JANUARY 26TH

AND WE CHEER COME ON AUSSIR COME ON, YEAH, COME ON AUSSIE COME ON

YA KNOW EACH BOWLER IS COMING DOWN LIKE A MACHINE

THE OPPOSTION IS PLAYING NUMSKULL GAMES IN THE GREEN

WE ARE SCORING RUNS, THROW OUT YA CHEWING GUM

AQND THIS IS THE GREATEST AUSTRALIA DAY, THAT WE’VE EVER SEEN

GO AND HAVE LAMB ON AUSTRALIA DAY

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY DUDES
HI DUDES


I AM LEARNING ABOUT COPYRIGHT, THE EASY WAY, I CAN’T HANDLE

WHEN PEOPLE SAY I AM BREAKING THE LAW WHEN I PARTY ON YOUTUBE

TO OTHER PEOPLE’S SONGS, SO, I USED THE 50 th ANNIVERSARY OF

MARCO AND SUSIE, TO CHANGE MY WAYS, YOU SEE, I USED TO BE TREATED

LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS TOO SHY TO BE FAMOUS, OR STUFF LIKE THAT

AND THAT FRUSTRATED ME SO MUCHL, I HATE THOSEV MATES NOW

CAUSE, I THOUGHT, THEY RESPECTED ME WANTING ME TO BE FAMOUS

YA SEE, I HATE HEARING THE VOICES DON’T MUCK WITH BRIAN MEN

BY PEOPLE TREATING ME LIKE A LITTLE YEAH MATE YEAH KID

I AM NOT A KID, I AM AN ADULT, BUT I WISH THESE VOICES

WILL LEAVE MY HEAD, SO I CHANGED MY WAYS, BY USING MY

BREAKFAST CLUB SHOW, TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT IS ON TV

I WANT ALL MY MATES TO GET OUT OF MY HEAD, I HATE THEM

ALL THEY WANT TO DO IN MY HEAD, IS PLAY WITH ME, SO

MY BROTHER CAN ENJOY THE COMPUTER, SO I GOT BACK INTO

READING THE MUSIC CHART, REGULAR THING, AND SHOW TAPESTRIES

TELL A FEW 90s TV TRIVIA, AND TRY AND GRAB INSPIRATION

I AIN’T INTO GUYS SAYING I WAS ****, I AM NOT GAY, YOU FUCKEN ****

I AM A STRAIGHT GUY, WHO IS A COOL GUY

CAN PLEASE SURGICALLY REMOVE, MY NUMSKULL MONGRELL KIDS OUT OF MY HEAD

ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE A LITTLE YEAH MATE YEAH KID

I KNOW I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT PUTTING MUSIC ONB YOUTUBE

I WAS DOING IT IN THE AID OF FUN

I WISH I CAN BE FAMOUS ON TELEVISION

I WISH I CAN GET THESE BOGUS VOICES OUT OF MY HEAD

YA SEE, I AM HEARING VOICES OF MYSELF IN THE EARLY 90s

WHEN I TIED MYSELF UP AND DREAMING THAT IS WHAT YOUNG DUDES DO

I TEASED DAD WITH THE KIDS, BUT I CAN TELL YA, I AM NOT ANYONE’S DADDY

IF I WANT TO STAY UP, I WILL ****** WELL STAY UP

I AM NOT YA FUCKEN DADDY, BUT, I JUST DON’T WANNA BE A HOOLIGAN ANYMORE

AND I HATE, BEING A YEAH MATE YEAH KID OR A KOOMARRI TO MUCK AROUND WITH

I FOUGHT DAD, CAUSE I HEARD A VOICE FROM HIM, SAYING

YOUR TOO SHY TO BE LIKE US, BRIAN, YOU ARE A KOOMARRI, BUT WE STILL LIKE YOU, BRIAN

AND THAT PROMPTED ME TO TEASE DAD, CAUSE, I THEN DIDN’T KNOW

WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS CRAZY PERSON’S VOICE

AND I VISIONED YOUNG DUDES GRABBING EACH OTHER AS IF TYING EACH OTHER UP

IS COOL KID, BEHAVIOUR, I HATE PEOPLE TRYING TO GIVE MY YOUTH BACK TO ME

I WANT MY YOUTH DEAD, CAUSE, I AM WORKING ON BREAKFAST CLUB WITH SUSIE AND MARCO

TO SEE HOW, I CAN PUT A SHOW TOGETHER

I DON’T WANT PATRICK TREATING ME LIKE HIS DADDY, I AM NOT HIS DADDY

IF I CAN’T SLEEP, I WILL STAY UP, IT’S HIS VOICE SAYING, I AM TOO WOOSEY FOR A COMPUTER NERD

BUT I AM NOT TOO WOOSEY FOR COMPUTERS

I AM NOT TOO WOOSEY FOR FAME AND FORTUNE EITHER

I AM A BETTER ARTIST, THAN THESE KIDS, CAUSE, ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE GET INTO PEOPLE’S HEADS

I SIT THERE DOING MY TAPESTRY, AND IF YA WANT TO SEE MY STUFF, UP CLOSE

VISIT BRIAN ALLAN’S FACEBOOK PAGE, WITH THE TAPESTRY AS THE PROFILE

AND READ MY MIND COOLY, SEE THE MANY ARTWORKS, I HAVE PUT ON IT

AND THE MANY YOUTUBE VIDS AND STORIES I POSTED

AND READ A FEW OF MY COMMENTS AS WELL

LEARN MY BUDDHIST

I AM JOHNNY GEORGIE BROWN ON HELLO WRITING, WRITER JOE, ON WRITERS CAFE

AND MY YOUTUBE SITES ARE AARON CLAYTON AND AAA YOUTUBE TV

I ALSO HAVE ART ON ART COLONY, UNDER BRIAN ALLAN

I DON’T LIKE MY OLD SCHOOL MATES ANYMORE, CAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WANTED ME TO BE FAMOUS

OK, I AM IMPROVING, WHAT IS WRONG WITH GETTING REFORMED

I DON’T WANT TO BE A LITTLE YOUNG DUDE OR A LITTLE YEAH MATE YEAH KID FOR LIFE

I REALLY WANT TO BE FAMOUS, IN EVERY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION

I DON’T KNOW WHY THESE ***** WANT TO MUCK WITH ME, LIKE THE USED TO MUCK WITH ME, FOR

I WANT TO BE FAMOUS, ON EVERYTHING I DO

I WANT TO FAMOUS FOR THE GOOD OF THE EARTH

TRAIN ME, DUDES
briano alliano performing on saturn



first of all here is song 1


i was a dreadful hooligan

noone wanted to be my friend

except for a numskull of a bloke

you see all he wanted from me were smokes

i liked my life as a hooligan, i get tired of being a total normie

because they end up really squawnie or puny

i was the devil in my parents house

so i moved out so i can reform to be as quiet as a mouse

i am reformed i am reformed, no more hooligan mate i am reformed

the devil is outside of me, i am reformed can’t ya see

**** i like tim minchin, man, better than spending years in the can

jesus christ superstar, running around in my underwear

being a rotten teenager, never worked for me, i bashed my father

i was a hooligan, i am not ashamed to say it

but i can tell ya one thing though, my mate my chum

you have seen the last of my hooligan

i am reformed, really reformed, i will never put a foot wrong again

my hooligan is in my past, if you want it back, your living in the past

i was a proud successful hooligan till all my mates bullied me

well, i can’t win ‘em all can’t ya see


here is my next song

i thrown away my guns, even my cars and trains, i wanna make some noise

with some real life aeroplanes

i don’t believe in GOD, he is just a thing in your imagination

buddha is the lord of all, of real life wondering

you see i own 100 chickens, and i am called 1 as well

now if you don’t leave me alone, i will get ya to dwell in the past

i am a good dude, i am cool, cooler than my dad the fool

you see i jump on rope, happy landing on a pile of dope

i am a ****** on youtube and medication, because i want to be reformed

then shirley temple comes out after she created a storm

she is a good lady, mighty fine legs

ya see i want her in my life, too bad she’s dead and i am still alive

well it ain’t too bad, it is too good

i am an adult, an adult, i work harder than any adult in the cosmos

you see i fell off the top of a oblong

saying, let me down let me down let me down

and allow me to fall on my old mates miserable frown

frowning might say they hate you now, but hate is a very strong word

and whether ya hate me, i don’t care, i just do what i wanna do

because it makes me a happy dude



here is our next song


if your happy and you know it, tease your friends

if your happy and you know it, tease your friends

if your happy and you know it, and i ****** well know i am happy

if your happy and you know it, tease your friends

he will come smack me on the botty for nothing

because he is jealous of my artistic talents

he is jealous that i am getting a free ride in life

i deserve a free ride, i worked ****** hard from the year 1999 to 2013

i need to be given first class air tickets for the USA

if your happy and you know it head for the states

if your happy and you know it head for the states

if your happy and you know it, i want to world to see how hard i worked

if your happy and you know it, head for the states
Two can play at a game,
but you had this
And you flaunt it.  
You were muzzy &  you left
Numskull skinner that I am remain.

Before your people
My head down and fingers crossed,
You crossed over, my hand outstretched
But in vain
Knowing all this,  why didnt you walk inn?

You should have stood in my shoes,
Seen what is saw,
The agony I went through.

Thee art like mystique
Hence i did that but,
Little did I dream  you would gimme a death blow like that.

It's true that I sinned
The debt remains
My dignity hit the sands of time
Now I gotta be the Prince of  Persia

How did you Imagine
I would bear the pain?
Or.. Did you at all?

You saw me being destroyed,
Atleast you should have asked
Why is this? What of it?

Wait;do you need a firm mind?
I thought you had.
But in battle, I must live
I must embrace my spirit
Embrace and struggle for my lose(dignity):(
It was my naivety that was the cause

You tried to clutch me out ;alot
But i managed to reject it in pain
&kept; coming back

If I  clutch you you would know, and if you then me
But you know i wouldn't.
Yenson Sep 2019
Cheap-shots shooter in the play ground
the winds cry mother but bullying beats grieving
never had the attention nor the hugs and love so here I am
the toad of Mind Un-poetic aside sanity with violent tendencies
a numskull with a pea-shooter for gun, a cocktail sausage in my pants
in the disgrace of my mind the wool lives and the winds cry this is a
sado-nonentity

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