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"nifty" poems
god pity me whom(god distinctly has) the weightless svelte drifting ****** feather of your shall i say body?follows truly through a dribbling moan of jazz whose arched occasional stepped youth swallows curvingly the keeness of my hips; or,your first twitch of crisp boy flesh dips my height in a firm fragile stinging weather, (breathless with sharp necessary lips)kid female cracksman of the nifty,ruffian-rogue, laughing body with wise ******* half-grown, lisping flesh quick to thread the fattish drone of I Want a Doll, wispish-agile feet with slid steps parting the tousle of saxophonic brogue.
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God Pity Me Whom(God Distinctly Has)
Werewolf stood in front of a puddle. Four inches deep. Maybe. Werewolf looked away. Stickers. Graffiti. Flem’s Revenge Live Tonight! The Nifty Nymphos April 24th. Ballz Deep featuring **** Matikz and Tremaine The Truest. I’m a long way from Cologne, he thought. Werewolf knelt towards the puddle. The wet filth smelled of hot blood. Exceptionally hot blood, rather. He spat in the puddle and turned. One thousand drunk humans. Ten thousand more, asleep, above. Not misunderstood. Cursed. It’s a very different sadness. Alexander’s Feast ended. Rounding out his latest playlist - Bashfully Baroque. Werewolf checked the time. Less than an hour. He buzzed a buzzer. I’m here for the Devil’s Cherries. The What? The, ahem, Devil’s Cherries. He’s cool. Let him in. And just like that, he was let out. A line was forming for Flem’s Revenge. While a bright moon reflected in Werewolf’s puddle. Werewolf shouldered through. Cursed. Clutching his score.
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Apr 10, 2012
Apr 10, 2012 at 1:19 PM UTC
Belladonna
who am i? what am i? is my identity determined by my actions? so that makes me a girl who'd rather write than live and takes in life about as well as a siv but is that all i am? because that excludes the laughter the offkey singing the mediocre horn playing and my lack of praying or is the only me who matters the one who is seen through a million other eyeballs? she says i'm a talent, a bottomless pit a good friend, one you'd want a girl obsessed with times new roman font someone who's all the best parts of salty and sweet but tell me, if that's the truth then how come my phone isn't blowing up with calls? am i little else than the me in the mirror? two little tired chocolate truffles unruly dark hair skin that doesn't know what to be all contained underneath a makeup mask it's difficult to put a label on a person while also taking time to imagine them complexly to call me just one name ignores the best and the worst the person in love with language also uses it as a weapon to attack the girl with a chip on her shoulder never wants to look back inside of me is a multitude of ladies pretty preppy ladies singing show girls nifty nerd chicks to choose one and ignore the rest would be a sham so maybe i don't know who i am and maybe that's okay
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Aug 30, 2017
Aug 30, 2017 at 7:25 PM UTC
no-name no one.
The lonely little shepherd boy Sat on the moonlit hill Basking in the glory Of the thrill Of his first **** First to die was father Aborted in his prime Next to die was mother For ignoring all the signs Cut them into pieces Tossed them in a trunk Had a cry Waved goodbye Until the ******* sunk And sunk they did There in that trunk Erasing all Boy's fear And After it was over Life’s mist began to clear Saw his future beckon him *"Hurry now be quick time is of the essence we cannot miss a trick. Gather up all your belongings Meet me down the lake. There are things we need to talk about. Things we need to contemplate”* Boy was pretty nifty Packed up all his bits Raced down to the rendezvous But left behind his wits Along the way Boy was plagued With demons of self doubt *Whisper Whisper Whisper* Boy could not block them out Wormed their way into his mind Boy was fit to burst Panic overcame him Boy now thought that he was cursed Reached deep into the hold all Pulled out his father’s gun Placed the barrel in his mouth Killed his parent’s son The lonely little shepherd boy Died on that moonlit hill Is there really such a concept as the notion of freewill?
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Oct 26, 2010
Oct 26, 2010 at 9:16 AM UTC
Freewill
They have cute Latina noses, bewitching eyes, lush lips, with a look of coy amusement, nice dark hair, and nifty builds. They both seem very lady-like for their age and modest too about their engaging *** appeal. I loved to go out - We'd have fun, what with their infectious spontaneity and their nice female Latina sophistication as well as my interests in all kinds of women and their accompanying good points (and watch me ignore any flaws that might pop up).
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Aug 23, 2017
Aug 23, 2017 at 2:53 PM UTC
2 Latina Beauties
Never behaved in the school porcine; Had wise words for everyone to opine; Full of wise thoughts and memories refine; Rachana Sharma is ready without any supine. An eyesore progress she achieved school in Even the trustees could no longer decline; Her help for others whenever did she design Was a feast – a great help and fun to dine. For 8 years was she my dear mentor fine From whom I learnt how to continuously grin In adverse situations and start from begin So that new fight and efforts lead you to win. Earlier she was looking like a pumpkin But now she managed her past confine: Looking beautiful, smart, nifty and divine Is ready ever any problem to define. She is my inspiration, she is my Kline, She is the best lady as a helpful friend in. With her I developed Monorhyme fine; And defeated many enemies malign. A good mentor and nice for nation mine Is none than Rachana - a brave feline.
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Aug 14, 2017
Aug 14, 2017 at 6:51 AM UTC
MONORHYME ON RACHANA SHARMA
discovered on my search today how murakami and itoi wrote short stories together in nineteeneightysomething and daydreamed of the corners in tokyo i might never see again all while amazed and longing for someplace nifty to myself
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Feb 1, 2019
Feb 1, 2019 at 8:09 PM UTC
Musings #1 (Some Love for Murakami Haruki and Itoi Shigesato)
An hour before midnight On the night of 1930 Fire blazed in hearts to fight For their Independence And to attain their rights. Yes, it was the night of 1930 And in the cold winds of 26th Jan They declared to fight for our freedom And they had a simple plan. They promised to give Swaraj To all of their natives Something that was just a mirage Until it really happened. Yes, India got freedom On 15th August, 1947 That was when they decided To transform India into heaven. They completed our Constitution On 26th November 1949 And they had their contribution In their hands but that date wasn't fine To enact the book of laws. To pay respect To our fighters The law was finally enacted And was papered a bit nifty On January 26th 1950. (The End) [Note: Happy Republic Day!!!]
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Jan 26, 2015
Jan 26, 2015 at 6:39 AM UTC
Republic Day (It all started in 1930)
Dear Ms. Di Prima, I really, Really, Think that Alchemy—Alchemy--Al-Chem-EEEEE Is a Nifty Topic. But, My mother has a ring Of gold. Standard Gold, No lead. None. Or had, Until our house was B-R-O / K-E / N Into By some lowlife scumbag with Too much ability And Not enough intelligence. With Alchemy I could make a shitload Of Gold (wasn't that the point?), Provided I had the Lead, And not that IMPOSTER Crap in pencils (Graphite. My childhood was a shambles.). But it's only valuable Because We're willing to pay so much. Like with Diamonds. Or Japanese Akita. Or Wagyū. It's not a lie. Just a trick. Making you think you want things that you don't need because it helps someone else who you've never met make more money than they'd ever be able to use in a legitimate way                                    (HOOKERS AND BLOW). All of these things are synthetic. With the exceptions of Gold And Graphite. So,        Maybe,                       Alchemy did work out alright, Just not in the anticipated way. We can make all sorts of things. But they become coveted only when they exist. Just ask Swipey McStickyfingers. It actually wasn't gold. You just got a bunch of painted junk, And passports. No rubies. We weren't international crooks, Renowned and beloved By jealous zealots. It was purely sentimental. But you can't understand. You can't fondly look at the earrings as the last reminder of a deceased parent. You can't flip through the identification booklet and be flooded with memories of your first trip out of the country. You ****** You can't even cash the savings bonds that were bought to put someone through college. No. He got a box of documents and some cheap jewelery. But still. Probably called for celebration. A successful heist Because his brain is still in his head.                                                                 We create people as well as objects.                                                                                           Ms. Di Prima, In the end,       Some people will always be      Clasping ********
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Dec 27, 2011
Dec 27, 2011 at 6:38 PM UTC
Response to Diane Di Prima's Paracelsus: and Ending with the Same Last Line of Charles Bukowski's I Am Visited by an Editor and a Poet
Dear Ms. Di Prima, I really, Really, Think that Alchemy—Alchemy--Al-Chem-EEEEE Is a Nifty Topic. But, My mother has a ring Of gold. Standard Gold, No lead. None. Or had, Until our house was B-R-O / K-E / N Into By some lowlife scumbag with Too much ability And Not enough intelligence. With Alchemy I could make a shitload Of Gold (wasn't that the point?), Provided I had the Lead, And not that IMPOSTER Crap in pencils (Graphite. My childhood was a shambles.). But it's only valuable Because We're willing to pay so much. Like with Diamonds. Or Japanese Akita. Or Wagyū. It's not a lie. Just a trick. Making you think you want things that you don't need because it helps someone else who you've never met make more money than they'd ever be able to use in a legitimate way                                    (HOOKERS AND BLOW). All of these things are synthetic. With the exceptions of Gold And Graphite. So,        Maybe,                       Alchemy did work out alright, Just not in the anticipated way. We can make all sorts of things. But they become coveted only when they exist. Just ask Swipey McStickyfingers. It actually wasn't gold. You just got a bunch of painted junk, And passports. No rubies. We weren't international crooks, Renowned and beloved By jealous zealots. It was purely sentimental. But you can't understand. You can't fondly look at the earrings as the last reminder of a deceased parent. You can't flip through the identification booklet and be flooded with memories of your first trip out of the country. You ****** You can't even cash the savings bonds that were bought to put someone through college. No. He got a box of documents and some cheap jewelery. But still. Probably called for celebration. A successful heist Because his brain is still in his head.                                                                 We create people as well as objects.                                                                                           Ms. Di Prima, In the end,       Some people will always be      Clasping ********
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. I looked Thru the glass at a trembling lil thing Beady eyes of a worried gerbil In a worrisome place The Petco by my house had Everything you could have -almost Rhino's, Daffodil's Lynx's, Gecko's & even Alaskan Klee Kai's Wrapped up in Saran wrap Or in little glass cages With little bobbly water dispensers And kindly placed dishes Holding nifty pellets of tasty food That fits their Specialized Diet Plan They don't have elephants yet We'll have to ask the manager to order some of those
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Nov 11, 2012
Nov 11, 2012 at 1:16 AM UTC
Petco
the dark ice cream man floats up and down the empty streets his truck weakly cranking out a warped sounding song that leaves a trail of dogs objecting the truck has the word pestilence painted on it instead of ice cream his dark form hunched over the steering wheel his cheshire grin has aspects of his delirium imprinted on its clean toothy shine he only comes out at three am and glides the cool pavement in search of Delilah's phone number she promised him that she would be his one true and he meant to hold her to it he would do anything to have her all to himself Delilah walks barefoot along the train track with one ear nailed acutely to the train whistle approaching the other ear in her pocket where she hums a **** version of the battle hymn of the republic all good girls love horses and shotgun weddings she wants her shotgun wedding on the saddle with the ice cream mans brother who she thinks is just too nifty to be anything but heavenly she always pictured him with angel wings carrying a sword and riding a pale horse named death there are echoes in the concrete parkland the neatly trimmed grass glistens wetly in the darkness a dew touched tree stands on a narrow hill its leaves thrashed slowly by a whisper of wind the sound of running feet laughter its an illusion she is an illusion i make matchstick men watch them march in precision lines i am a matchstick man watch me scribble in precision lines the ice cream man now sleeping away the humid hot afternoon stashed away in the back of his pestilence truck while Delilah learns how to knit and make candles that ice cream mans brother sells at flea markets we all settle for what we think we want and in the end we all get what we deserve Delilah marries the brother and they live happily while ice cream man spends his mid-life crisis as a politician who leads a double life making ice cream sandwichs out of his basement and i am discovered 'neith the truck making matchstick men out of twigs from the tree of life
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Nov 18, 2013
Nov 18, 2013 at 12:09 AM UTC
matchstick men
the dark ice cream man floats up and down the empty streets his truck weakly cranking out a warped sounding song that leaves a trail of dogs objecting the truck has the word pestilence painted on it instead of ice cream his dark form hunched over the steering wheel his cheshire grin has aspects of his delirium imprinted on its clean toothy shine he only comes out at three am and glides the cool pavement in search of Delilah's phone number she promised him that she would be his one true and he meant to hold her to it he would do anything to have her all to himself Delilah walks barefoot along the train track with one ear nailed acutely to the train whistle approaching the other ear in her pocket where she hums a **** version of the battle hymn of the republic all good girls love horses and shotgun weddings she wants her shotgun wedding on the saddle with the ice cream mans brother who she thinks is just too nifty to be anything but heavenly she always pictured him with angel wings carrying a sword and riding a pale horse named death there are echoes in the concrete parkland the neatly trimmed grass glistens wetly in the darkness a dew touched tree stands on a narrow hill its leaves thrashed slowly by a whisper of wind the sound of running feet laughter its an illusion she is an illusion i make matchstick men watch them march in precision lines i am a matchstick man watch me scribble in precision lines the ice cream man now sleeping away the humid hot afternoon stashed away in the back of his pestilence truck while Delilah learns how to knit and make candles that ice cream mans brother sells at flea markets we all settle for what we think we want and in the end we all get what we deserve Delilah marries the brother and they live happily while ice cream man spends his mid-life crisis as a politician who leads a double life making ice cream sandwichs out of his basement and i am discovered 'neith the truck making matchstick men out of twigs from the tree of life
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Jamming jellyfish Top-Me  ((Giddy App Seahorse)) The horseradish on my lap______ The jolly Jelly Gefilte Fish Little help from my friends How we click the laptop One dent to Deceive me The Rock and Rolling Stomach his smoke went Like *** Cheese) he leaves me The spicy tongue map Z-Top Zany Chilli Pepper____ your # tap dance tap Italian top of the cheese designer skirt The outskirts of Naples Her sweet dimples, please The Islands of Sicily So many Cheese forms Terms of Endearment Mama Mia Murano-Positano Her lips of Romano Cheese (To Top Me) Challenge me Cheese doesn't mix with cappuccino, she's the Capri Ala Denti Cheese Wiz chair Mediterranean Wines Bear men doing low sips of time the grisly(Z) pour The car smelled like Flight (Top Me) Swiss air Meet Dominique How it went La Cirque Anti Christ Devil Red-bed cheese mystique SOS to their notes PS the junk car in Midas the makeover Make-up artist counter Clinique I could paint over your hood Creamy mind put at ease He's so displeased New castle disease Mingling social disease She's so infectious ZZ- Top me rock me Eyes bloodshot you got me And nevertheless With twelve and V V- Vamps tramps and 14 karats The French Lieutenant Mistress Brie with heavy bite teeth like garnets Cher turning back time The burlesque striptease Come back little Sheba Z Top Queen of Sheba I know it's coming soon____? All Tight claustrophobic The tight squeeze Him speaking Mandarin Oranges The British Colony Unique Chinese languages Her hills, San Francisco Jack Nicholson Comedy of China town The American Women Smile cheese at the Disco The food Cantonese style Z muscles Hercules Joan Rivers Fashion Police The Cheese of Portuguese Its the meat market With his nifty thrifty Neice All Socrates (Gromet and Cheese) Those Brooklyn workers The Falcon Matese____* More cheese Z-Top Who could ever top The string cheese Silken strings became to rest, I rest my cheese What cheese fascinates you Tell me?
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Jun 8, 2018
Jun 8, 2018 at 9:12 AM UTC
Z- Top Me! Cheese
Jamming jellyfish Top-Me  ((Giddy App Seahorse)) The horseradish on my lap______ The jolly Jelly Gefilte Fish Little help from my friends How we click the laptop One dent to Deceive me The Rock and Rolling Stomach his smoke went Like *** Cheese) he leaves me The spicy tongue map Z-Top Zany Chilli Pepper____ your # tap dance tap Italian top of the cheese designer skirt The outskirts of Naples Her sweet dimples, please The Islands of Sicily So many Cheese forms Terms of Endearment Mama Mia Murano-Positano Her lips of Romano Cheese (To Top Me) Challenge me Cheese doesn't mix with cappuccino, she's the Capri Ala Denti Cheese Wiz chair Mediterranean Wines Bear men doing low sips of time the grisly(Z) pour The car smelled like Flight (Top Me) Swiss air Meet Dominique How it went La Cirque Anti Christ Devil Red-bed cheese mystique SOS to their notes PS the junk car in Midas the makeover Make-up artist counter Clinique I could paint over your hood Creamy mind put at ease He's so displeased New castle disease Mingling social disease She's so infectious ZZ- Top me rock me Eyes bloodshot you got me And nevertheless With twelve and V V- Vamps tramps and 14 karats The French Lieutenant Mistress Brie with heavy bite teeth like garnets Cher turning back time The burlesque striptease Come back little Sheba Z Top Queen of Sheba I know it's coming soon____? All Tight claustrophobic The tight squeeze Him speaking Mandarin Oranges The British Colony Unique Chinese languages Her hills, San Francisco Jack Nicholson Comedy of China town The American Women Smile cheese at the Disco The food Cantonese style Z muscles Hercules Joan Rivers Fashion Police The Cheese of Portuguese Its the meat market With his nifty thrifty Neice All Socrates (Gromet and Cheese) Those Brooklyn workers The Falcon Matese____* More cheese Z-Top Who could ever top The string cheese Silken strings became to rest, I rest my cheese What cheese fascinates you Tell me?
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Boom! The explosion of creativity , when all the lanes or veins in the brain connect , causing you to know what to do , such a great feeling, when it hits you... Like a train , moving like clockwork to its destination , you having no hesitation , just forward-forward momentum , making you feel Centum per centum , in other words you feel 50 plus 50 or happy and nifty All distractions blocked, you like a ****** , target locked, you full of finesse, no hater can tell you less your mind like : idea , idea, idea having feelings of : no fear, no fear , no fear your mind : so clear , so clear , so clear you on a roll , perputual motion. Flowing wavy like the ocean. Just enjoying the productive notion The moment of eureka , Like lady luck just blessed you and you meet her Free flowing, no sign of slowing....down you so excited , as if you want to give yourself a creativity... crown Shout-out to everyone , you're creative , innovative , you're all artists in your own right Each and everyone of you having a light so bright
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Sep 1, 2018
Sep 1, 2018 at 1:58 PM UTC
In The Zone...
There is always going to be someone better than me And I’m not saying that because I feel like I have no talent No skill No way to make myself stand out I’m saying that because there are seven billion people on this world. Seven billion people on this pale blue world And it terrifies me deeply that only a quarter can actually be taken care of. And within those seven billion people there is bound to be someone who is exactly like me Regardless of gender Or race Or sexuality They are bound to be exactly like me And what’s worse They are probably better than me At writing At being a dork At being hilarious At being invisible Hell they could have written a better version of this! But let me tell you something If you want to know my greatest trick in the world It’s disappearing on the spot Unnoticed by the human eye And it’s probably the greatest trick I’ve ever pulled And I’m not about to say I’m some ******* special snowflake Or that I’m different from the rest Because believe me Some people have pulled this trick and it’s totally amazing to see I’m telling you that no one see’s the invisible people. Because even as I stand here reading this out loud You probably just hear a voice echoing through the speakers Wondering who the **** is even here And even as I tell you how ******* invisible I am You probably will never understand Because as far as seven billion people go Talent, skill and even creativity can only stretch so far Hell even genetics can repeat itself a numerous amount of times Because as far as seven billion people go There are probably a handful who know So let me tell you a little something about this trick Where you can be totally invisible Where white lines don’t even appear Where once you stop being of use Of convenience Of matter Of care You stop existing And while everyone else goes about their daily lives You’re still stuck in a plane wondering how the **** you got there in the first place. Even in instances where you think you’ve met a great bunch of folks You finally figure out you’re just one huge cosmic joke And hey you can say I’ve mastered this nifty little trick Because when other people start being a **** I finally realize Where I stand in their lives So yeah I’m some special snowflake But I prefer to be a cosmic joke since that’s a better take Because as far as seven billion people go I might be the only one who really knows.
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Jun 18, 2014
Jun 18, 2014 at 12:56 AM UTC
Some Special Snowflake
There is always going to be someone better than me And I’m not saying that because I feel like I have no talent No skill No way to make myself stand out I’m saying that because there are seven billion people on this world. Seven billion people on this pale blue world And it terrifies me deeply that only a quarter can actually be taken care of. And within those seven billion people there is bound to be someone who is exactly like me Regardless of gender Or race Or sexuality They are bound to be exactly like me And what’s worse They are probably better than me At writing At being a dork At being hilarious At being invisible Hell they could have written a better version of this! But let me tell you something If you want to know my greatest trick in the world It’s disappearing on the spot Unnoticed by the human eye And it’s probably the greatest trick I’ve ever pulled And I’m not about to say I’m some ******* special snowflake Or that I’m different from the rest Because believe me Some people have pulled this trick and it’s totally amazing to see I’m telling you that no one see’s the invisible people. Because even as I stand here reading this out loud You probably just hear a voice echoing through the speakers Wondering who the **** is even here And even as I tell you how ******* invisible I am You probably will never understand Because as far as seven billion people go Talent, skill and even creativity can only stretch so far Hell even genetics can repeat itself a numerous amount of times Because as far as seven billion people go There are probably a handful who know So let me tell you a little something about this trick Where you can be totally invisible Where white lines don’t even appear Where once you stop being of use Of convenience Of matter Of care You stop existing And while everyone else goes about their daily lives You’re still stuck in a plane wondering how the **** you got there in the first place. Even in instances where you think you’ve met a great bunch of folks You finally figure out you’re just one huge cosmic joke And hey you can say I’ve mastered this nifty little trick Because when other people start being a **** I finally realize Where I stand in their lives So yeah I’m some special snowflake But I prefer to be a cosmic joke since that’s a better take Because as far as seven billion people go I might be the only one who really knows.
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You think it's nifty turning sixty You even yearn for sixty-five So you can go on Medicare At last good healthcare will arrive Until that year 2020 gets here Don't miss those moments fleeting Eat your kale for roughage To keep that strong heart beating Uncle Sam will send your social security So you begin a life so rare But why wait-retire now For you can get Obamacare
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Oct 21, 2015
Oct 21, 2015 at 11:00 AM UTC
Celebrating Sixty
Many are hamster-wheel humans So punch-drunk from assuming They know the way things work. The wealthy urged them to elect jerks To run this country into the ground And turn it into the worst place around. It’s a sad tale, a ***** of a story Where those with guts, don’t get glory. It’s a horror story, like in scary flicks Where when men in suits get their kicks Imprisoning brown people and kids And laughing about the bad they did. Afterward, they say others are to blame But make no attempt to hide their game. They put thousands in jail and charge them And sing out loud their lying anthems. They say fake news is the real McCoy But, the real news they say is a ploy Honest people want to stop the plunder That, up ’til now, they kept hidden under. But now it’s in the open meant to appease Ignorant white people that are hard to please. They want whites in power, think that’s nifty, No wonder they elect only those who are shifty. Too many quit learning in school, after ABC, And they have no use for the land of the free. They liked how it was in eighteen hundreds With slaves, inhumanity to those they plundered. They got up in arms when a black man won And the class war was once again begun. The very rich told lies to change the rules People began to act openly like rapacious fools. This is the country of which we were once proud. It’s right now being destroyed by the elite crowd.
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Oct 1, 2018
Oct 1, 2018 at 12:38 AM UTC
HAMSTER-WHEEL HUMANS
the dregs of your spotted smiles somersaulted in an elegant arc fell in helpless array and landed nine planets away from my feet and something slightly old still feeds my anger at your impatience I forage through my grace to keep my tongue from spilling mess and my heart feels all squiggly as I sneeze my way to your mocking silence I gladly offer sweet indulgence while you openly despise my faults I forage through my fantasies, not wishing to appear so trivial lesions swell on the plastic head of revulsion let not depression eat at your sweet magical pulse still strongly beating in the sometimes sepulchral coffers of life scorn not the honey bee buzzing or the hummingbird flitting embrace the nuisance of calamity for it helps along the way to make vigorous the spirit to wedge a cardiac space in place of pillowcase full of stones where giants sleep in silent meadows across the land sensing no sharp slingshot from no nifty bottle legged creature and disappearing into the thicket would be the right time on a heavy back, a child carries a burden made of toxic crayons to melt away the awful prejudice of its forbears; undo the chains the bringer of rain stands alone in a puddle, or is it a lake? are YOU awake?
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Jan 22, 2014
Jan 22, 2014 at 1:40 PM UTC
pillowcase of stones
Pakistani Mohammad Aamer, Much too young to buy his own beer,    But his bowling is ace,    He got in Ponting's face, Other batsmen are living in fear. Pakistani Afridi is mad, Though he is not inherently bad,    But he did chew a ball,    Which about says it all, But watching him play makes me glad. Look, Shahid Afridi is crazy, Even though he appears quite lazy,    He wants to be strong,    But it turns out all wrong, It's because his brain is all hazy. I know little of Umar Amin, My knowledge of him is too thin,   Does he bat left or right,   Will he give Oz a fright, Or meekly get out once he's in? Then Umar Akmal will stride out, He's tiny but he gives it some clout,    An average of fifty,    Looks pretty **** nifty, From behind him, the crowd they will shout.
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Jul 13, 2010
Jul 13, 2010 at 7:02 PM UTC
Pakistani Package
A frat boy's superficial nightmare selfishly appropriates the dance floor with her all too big of a *** with two legs like a grand piana thank God mommy didn't name her “Hannah” she ain't too nifty but tries with the hope of one day weighing less than 250 with her love handles only do so with extreme caution don't you dare mention how you sit next to her in a class of 60 though her desk is situated at the other end of the room tell her she's pretty but move into ultrasound when completing the phrase with a direct reference to plump or ugliness laugh if you find this funny and don't if you don't but don't don't don't tell me to leave subversion to people who actually know how it works because I do but I do not think it's appropriate to call this satire because it's so close to what I've heard and what so many young women hear on a daily basis so please remember your acne your pygmy genitalia and the embarrassing fact that you and the last carbon-based life form you had as a ****** partner share a set of grandparents be a gentleman keep your chauvinistic squeals to a minimum as you compare such women out of your league to pigs because your tail couldn't be more of a spiral at this point ******* get out of the way to make room for us sea cows immaturity jealousy ****** frustration aside whether you like it or not this is where we ******* swim
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Nov 28, 2011
Nov 28, 2011 at 8:48 PM UTC
Fraudits
Inside, Your cancer's beating heart My ******* shakes, dirt dust gone I swipe the sand away. For every ounce of **** Laughing out meaty red raw steaks and size zero thighs. - For everythingsobad. You rattle my dream box with your sweet blue face and your gauges for neither being an idiot or being human. Too cute of you booboo. Captivity claws at you, you big bafoon, intolerant, shuffling your predicates back and forth during your 12am nonsensical ******** So long as it doesn't interfere with your curfew. Like soggy altered-state popcorn. Your butter catches more flies than knives, the inauthentic gestures spattering over the rhythms and rolls of your fingertips is torture to watch. Kitchen countertop influenza. A tired dictionary of sad words, poor misfortunes, tired eyelids, silty and sandy crusty inside corners of the eyes .rearing privilege countertop crawlers. inaudible coos used by muses who can't keep their musings from tangling the long distance dial tone soaring through the ears like an Italian operatic melodrama. A horse, three brides, and a funeral. One woman, a sick child, blindness, blinding caused by toxins of the body stuck inside your gelatinous fishlike eyelids. Where's there an eye bib and a lance when you need one? A nifty electric toothbrush shank with extra reach and plaque protection. You're the kitchen sink they threw in, a budget meeting with a data analysis staph infection. A government where nobody wins. All the kids grow up with thin skin and an aorta with no ventricles in it. It's like the cynical prison system that we had to survive in our 8th grade basement dungeon. Thundering, curmudgeons drugging sluggishly, **** teen thugs. Preteen pornstars sluicing cash through their meaty canals, ******* the ******** and ******* the back bare in a messy afternoon of **** ******* Crusty infectious rumors made worse by brothers and moms, eating handfuls of Norco just to keep the family strong.
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May 1, 2015
May 1, 2015 at 7:16 PM UTC
Friday May 1st, 2015 5:1:15:I'm Bored:001 WONKUH
Inside, Your cancer's beating heart My ******* shakes, dirt dust gone I swipe the sand away. For every ounce of **** Laughing out meaty red raw steaks and size zero thighs. - For everythingsobad. You rattle my dream box with your sweet blue face and your gauges for neither being an idiot or being human. Too cute of you booboo. Captivity claws at you, you big bafoon, intolerant, shuffling your predicates back and forth during your 12am nonsensical ******** So long as it doesn't interfere with your curfew. Like soggy altered-state popcorn. Your butter catches more flies than knives, the inauthentic gestures spattering over the rhythms and rolls of your fingertips is torture to watch. Kitchen countertop influenza. A tired dictionary of sad words, poor misfortunes, tired eyelids, silty and sandy crusty inside corners of the eyes .rearing privilege countertop crawlers. inaudible coos used by muses who can't keep their musings from tangling the long distance dial tone soaring through the ears like an Italian operatic melodrama. A horse, three brides, and a funeral. One woman, a sick child, blindness, blinding caused by toxins of the body stuck inside your gelatinous fishlike eyelids. Where's there an eye bib and a lance when you need one? A nifty electric toothbrush shank with extra reach and plaque protection. You're the kitchen sink they threw in, a budget meeting with a data analysis staph infection. A government where nobody wins. All the kids grow up with thin skin and an aorta with no ventricles in it. It's like the cynical prison system that we had to survive in our 8th grade basement dungeon. Thundering, curmudgeons drugging sluggishly, **** teen thugs. Preteen pornstars sluicing cash through their meaty canals, ******* the ******** and ******* the back bare in a messy afternoon of **** ******* Crusty infectious rumors made worse by brothers and moms, eating handfuls of Norco just to keep the family strong.
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These three lay stranded, spit back black by a whipped and layered sea. How now, if ever he was vengeful, Jonah must joyless chuckle to see it These three who lay stranded with toys, littering the sand — their phalli anchored, oars stilled, and portholes spilling out a last salty gasp to grasp it These three who lay stranded, chasing ****** with a frantic gaze, to fetch help or seek simple solace from the monstrous riddles staining their glassy eyes These three who lay stranded, smitten again by land long-ago left to reverse evolution's tide. God can't undo their nifty trick swift enough to save These three who lay stranded and wait, lonely for their brothers still headed to shore.
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Apr 6, 2010
Apr 6, 2010 at 8:41 AM UTC
Three lay stranded
Sweet Heart passes Uncle Sky its niece penny I thought you might like to know now that I die Those wonderful fifties how nifty TV heroes and herons the joy replaced with a sigh The truth is telling with heavy hearts and moistened eyes we must say good by As Bob used to sing thanks for the memories yes we derived such pleasurable highs Forget is not in our vocabulary there swirls to many good times they are not extinguished Now that the family circle has decidedly grown smaller these golden days are distinguished Pride and laughter seemed more readily back then innocents made it so now evil leads We had less then they say well then it causes you to wonder while there are so many needs Penny your curls so cute a light would go on when you would say uncle Sky Try if you will but our new found good fortune will never be able this to buy Grandparents with hair of silver and with their touch golden we mirror them now For small treasures given to our care and trust lets hold to the past and not bow They taught us the meaning of honesty and courage and to always have good character Back then all were well rounded rock solid in them was found not one caricature As trees in full foliage the shade and power they had cast a long shadow Today were are the beneficiaries of these full and noble lives now this to others we bestow Good by Gloria Winters you truly were a precious one.
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Jan 8, 2012
Jan 8, 2012 at 11:16 PM UTC
Sweet Heart passes
#*(What.. the Construct is not God?) A final flare across the falsehood. A message for the Circus carnies, their "Feerless Leaders" surrounded by all of those foul-smelling little Circus-midgets who stroke their emptiness as they feed on the open wounds of women and call it poetry. The girl has walked off the stage—and now you're left to perform for ghosts within that never-ending moshpit of clown-driven bumper cars.. signaling each other with nifty little 'doublesecret', nursery-school codeword handshakes..* ***This is not her elegy. This is your eulogy.*** You never had her. You only had her wounds. You dressed them up in silk, fed them validation like wine, watched her dance in your smoke and thought that was devotion. But devotion doesn't need an audience. And healing doesn't ask your permission. She’s walking now— through the neon bones of your kingdom, past the velvet ropes and half-dead prophets, past the pit bosses and poets with nothing left to say. She is not yours anymore. Not her mind. Not her mouth. Not her mercy. The girl is leaving Las Vegas. And all you have left is your mirrors and your rot. You built your house on applause and gaslight, and panting beneath the throne. You offered her fame in fragments— tried to turn her trauma into theater. But she has remembered her name. And it is not Object. It is not Muse. It is not ***** She is not your story. She is not your audience. She is not your ******* redemption arc. She owes you nothing. Not a final poem, not a farewell kiss, not a second read-through of your mask. The curtain is down. The light is off. The only thing echoing in this theater is the sound of your own need. You tried to brand her with brokenness. You tried to cage her in shame and call it belonging. But she has slipped through your stagehands like smoke returning to the mountain. And now, you will eat yourselves. You will tear your velvet gods limb from limb, looking for the magic you could never hold. Because it was never yours. It was hers. And she is gone. Gone, like a daughter returning home, with the fire still burning in her chest and no need to ask permission. Let her fly. Let the city crumble. The girl is leaving Las Vegas. And none of you  pathetic ************* will follow her out. #
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May 4, 2025
May 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM UTC
Leaving Las Vegas.
#*(What.. the Construct is not God?) A final flare across the falsehood. A message for the Circus carnies, their "Feerless Leaders" surrounded by all of those foul-smelling little Circus-midgets who stroke their emptiness as they feed on the open wounds of women and call it poetry. The girl has walked off the stage—and now you're left to perform for ghosts within that never-ending moshpit of clown-driven bumper cars.. signaling each other with nifty little 'doublesecret', nursery-school codeword handshakes..* ***This is not her elegy. This is your eulogy.*** You never had her. You only had her wounds. You dressed them up in silk, fed them validation like wine, watched her dance in your smoke and thought that was devotion. But devotion doesn't need an audience. And healing doesn't ask your permission. She’s walking now— through the neon bones of your kingdom, past the velvet ropes and half-dead prophets, past the pit bosses and poets with nothing left to say. She is not yours anymore. Not her mind. Not her mouth. Not her mercy. The girl is leaving Las Vegas. And all you have left is your mirrors and your rot. You built your house on applause and gaslight, and panting beneath the throne. You offered her fame in fragments— tried to turn her trauma into theater. But she has remembered her name. And it is not Object. It is not Muse. It is not ***** She is not your story. She is not your audience. She is not your ******* redemption arc. She owes you nothing. Not a final poem, not a farewell kiss, not a second read-through of your mask. The curtain is down. The light is off. The only thing echoing in this theater is the sound of your own need. You tried to brand her with brokenness. You tried to cage her in shame and call it belonging. But she has slipped through your stagehands like smoke returning to the mountain. And now, you will eat yourselves. You will tear your velvet gods limb from limb, looking for the magic you could never hold. Because it was never yours. It was hers. And she is gone. Gone, like a daughter returning home, with the fire still burning in her chest and no need to ask permission. Let her fly. Let the city crumble. The girl is leaving Las Vegas. And none of you  pathetic ************* will follow her out. #
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