Smelly Red Neck
I knew a man who was a smelly red neck,
this poor fellow was always having a wreck.
Two whole teeth and can barely read,
drinks his urine and smokes his weed.
Blind in one eye, can't see out the other,
his sister is also his mother.
It's a family filled with incest,
born and raised in the southern mid-west.
Twelve toes and eight fingers,
grandma raped by a gang of niggers.
He was mostly white, with a big black penis,
Daisy Duke calls him Enos.
Hair is red, balls are blue,
when it comes to words, he knows a few.
Can't drive a car, can't ride a bike,
strongly believes in the Third Reich.
Dumber than an old door knob,
never had a god damn job.
The laughing stock of the town,
underwear is always sticky brown.
Has one ear and three nipples,
even gets picked on by the cripples.
Ten feet tall, with an IQ of twenty,
gets hard when he sees a penny.
Family was killed in a tractor accident,
there he sat naked in an over-sized cabinet.
Being molested by every perverted predator,
started to crack from all the pressure.
Grabs a gun and goes out shooting,
it's the devils work and he was recruiting.
Police came and shot him dead,
saying damn he had a big black head.