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"mite" poems
The Cross, the Cross Goes deeper in than we know, Deeper into life; Right into the marrow And through the bone. Along the back of the baby tortoise The scales are locked in an arch like a bridge, Scale-lapping, like a lobster's sections Or a bee's. Then crossways down his sides Tiger-stripes and wasp-bands. Five, and five again, and five again, And round the edges twenty-five little ones, The sections of the baby tortoise shell. Four, and a keystone; Four, and a keystone; Four, and a keystone; Then twenty-four, and a tiny little keystone. It needed Pythagoras to see life playing with counters on the living back Of the baby tortoise; Life establishing the first eternal mathematical tablet, Not in stone, like the Judean Lord, or bronze, but in life-clouded, life-rosy tortoise shell. The first little mathematical gentleman Stepping, wee mite, in his loose trousers Under all the eternal dome of mathematical law. Fives, and tens, Threes and fours and twelves, All the volte face of decimals, The whirligig of dozens and the pinnacle of seven. Turn him on his back, The kicking little beetle, And there again, on his shell-tender, earth-touching belly, The long cleavage of division, upright of the eternal cross And on either side count five, On each side, two above, on each side, two below The dark bar horizontal. The Cross! It goes right through him, the sprottling insect, Through his cross-wise cloven psyche, Through his five-fold complex-nature. So turn him over on his toes again; Four pin-point toes, and a problematical thumb-piece, Four rowing limbs, and one wedge-balancing head, Four and one makes five, which is the clue to all mathematics. The Lord wrote it all down on the little slate Of the baby tortoise. Outward and visible indication of the plan within, The complex, manifold involvedness of an individual creature Plotted out On this small bird, this rudiment, This little dome, this pediment Of all creation, This slow one.
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Tortoise Shell
The Cross, the Cross Goes deeper in than we know, Deeper into life; Right into the marrow And through the bone. Along the back of the baby tortoise The scales are locked in an arch like a bridge, Scale-lapping, like a lobster's sections Or a bee's. Then crossways down his sides Tiger-stripes and wasp-bands. Five, and five again, and five again, And round the edges twenty-five little ones, The sections of the baby tortoise shell. Four, and a keystone; Four, and a keystone; Four, and a keystone; Then twenty-four, and a tiny little keystone. It needed Pythagoras to see life playing with counters on the living back Of the baby tortoise; Life establishing the first eternal mathematical tablet, Not in stone, like the Judean Lord, or bronze, but in life-clouded, life-rosy tortoise shell. The first little mathematical gentleman Stepping, wee mite, in his loose trousers Under all the eternal dome of mathematical law. Fives, and tens, Threes and fours and twelves, All the volte face of decimals, The whirligig of dozens and the pinnacle of seven. Turn him on his back, The kicking little beetle, And there again, on his shell-tender, earth-touching belly, The long cleavage of division, upright of the eternal cross And on either side count five, On each side, two above, on each side, two below The dark bar horizontal. The Cross! It goes right through him, the sprottling insect, Through his cross-wise cloven psyche, Through his five-fold complex-nature. So turn him over on his toes again; Four pin-point toes, and a problematical thumb-piece, Four rowing limbs, and one wedge-balancing head, Four and one makes five, which is the clue to all mathematics. The Lord wrote it all down on the little slate Of the baby tortoise. Outward and visible indication of the plan within, The complex, manifold involvedness of an individual creature Plotted out On this small bird, this rudiment, This little dome, this pediment Of all creation, This slow one.
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By Arcassin B Tell me, tell me that your home safe asleep, in your bed, sometimes you would call me just to come over instead, maybe if it was settled then me and you could hit the movies, doing what teenagers do, poring organic fuse, driving those stylish cars, doing things we can't refuse, i swear to god i love you, if you wasnt so beautiful i'd braid it, knowing you, probably hate it, but i said it once before, we go greatly together, for what we have in store, she puts all of that together, this night was so glorious, think i mite live another one, promise that your social insecurities, wont lend me none, you made my life go astray, like becoming a non-virgin, didnt think that over anyway, at least my cell phone still workin'.
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May 24, 2014
May 24, 2014 at 9:04 PM UTC
"Cell Phone"
The tightrope expires And the skyscraper hollows out. This hate is vicious and repeated, Repeated; repeated on the news reel, And in a Hollywood romance. We’re skipping generations Through faded vinyl sound Of dust mite and crack; I’m folding digits over chords, Extinguishing lovers By turning them to songs. Oh, reality convenes, convenes On the mind, and on the consciousness Of fact. Don’t steal my job, Don’t **** my land, And never fall asleep Under the sun. There is poetry to mathematics, Scaling the harmonics of the sound, Some universal language; Some bottled message to our brothers Who are looking back at us From the distance of the stars. And, terror is called from every side, Until we’re terrified to eat or breathe, In the tremor of a terror That can never come to be. The tightrope fell down with the buildings, But its idea, it still lives on. We could be on the precipice of better times, Or under the shadow of a nuclear bomb.
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May 23, 2014
May 23, 2014 at 8:24 PM UTC
The War On Ourselves
there was a little octopus the poor chap had the blues he found it very hard when he was buying shoes with so many legs shopping was a curse and no shoes to buy this it made him worse with four legs of left and four legs right no one had the shoes the poor lite mite so he had some made at the local cobbler store making shoes for eight feet he had never done before he made the shoes to fit made them very neat made them made to measure for fit his little feet octopus was happy now he had his shoes he began to smile again and took away the blues
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Feb 24, 2014
Feb 24, 2014 at 12:58 PM UTC
octopus shoes
arson farson larson? pio leo trio el feo angle fangle his mite is frite scrap flap trap slap hlap, harun al rash enter trash, mash grate great ***** sheikh eel feel meal really real aeal steel molecular trust bust, shrekular even bush shrugs off the north tower.
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May 14, 2015
May 14, 2015 at 4:20 PM UTC
scatman world
There's an item that's truly essential Of a roughly cylindrical frame It's a marvel of modern invention And a legend it duly became It surpasses the birth of electric And eclipses the slicing of bread If it wasn't for this innovation Then I think I would surely be dead Oh, Gaffer-tape, Gaffer-tape Stick with me Fix my wardrobe Effortlessly Hold up the curtains Wax my thighs Gaffer-tape Gaffer-tape Improvise It's useful for picking up hamsters And it serves as a passable tie As a gag for a amateur gangster Or the crust of a blueberry pie For a mite of podiatry pleasure You can use it for mending your socks If Pandora had come up against it Then she'd never have opened her box Oh, Gaffer-tape, Gaffer-tape Holding fast Adhesive savior Unsurpassed Smooth as mirror glass Diamond tough Gaffer-tape, Gaffer-tape Marvelous stuff It's bringing our nations together And it's holding them firmly in place You can use it to pull back your wrinkles For a genuine Hollywood face It'd surely have saved the Titanic And they took seven rolls to the moon Keep it near and be calm in a crisis And predicaments inopportune Oh, Gaffer-tape, Gaffer-tape Mending sails If you're tired Of hammering nails Buy some now It's a thing to behold Gaffer-tape, Gaffer-tape Solid gold
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Mar 6, 2013
Mar 6, 2013 at 7:57 PM UTC
Gaffer-Tape
Marmite! (Veggie Mite) Peanut Butter! Marmite and peanut butter, My God what a terrible thought, Both truly vile, Pungent, Repugnant, Foul in texture, Reviled in taste! Never have I ever bought, Incredible how some can love 'em, I can't bear the taste, Smell makes me feel really ill, Worse than any bitter pill! Please don't make me a sarnie, Not with these, No not ever, By all means spend your time with me, Please to you I thee beseech, That these two dreadful foods so vile, Hit the dustbin in big style! By ladylivvi1 © 2013 ladylivvi1 (All rights reserved)
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May 18, 2013
May 18, 2013 at 3:11 AM UTC
Marmite (Veggiemite) and Peanut Butter!
Qarib Aur Bhi Aao Ke Shauq-e-Deed Mite Come closer So that desire of sight is pleased Sharab Aur Pilao Ke Kuch Nasha Utre Offer more wine So that intoxication is eased — Translated by Jamil Hussain, Sung by Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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Dec 22, 2016
Dec 22, 2016 at 6:43 AM UTC
Desire
Vile = Veil = Evil = Levi = Live Lust = **** Hate = Heat God = Dog Art = Rat = Tar Slow = Owls = Lows Life = File Blue = **** Fire = Rife Psalm =Palms Words = Sword Ram = Arm Stone = Notes Time = Emit = Mite One = Neo Seven = Evens Raw = War Salt = Last Door = Odor Read = Dear = Dare Snake = Sneak Star = Arts = Rats Ear = Are = Era Leap = Plea Low = Owl Heart = Earth = Retha No = On Hatred = Red Hat Dad = Add Robe = Orbe Verse = Serve = Sever Dan = And Cool = Loco Mary = Army Baby = Abby Stain = Saint Name = Mean Tea = Eat = Ate Male = Lame Car = Arc How = Who Meat = Team = Mate = Tame Stare = Tears Teacher = Cheater What = Thaw Part = Trap State = Taste Scared =sacred Written by Keith Edward Baucum
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Mar 28, 2017
Mar 28, 2017 at 6:48 PM UTC
Anagrams
foisting up at the strop of yawn i remark, impared at the bluffers worn it is kildy and capy i'm underly mistaken i plonder on my clothing and part the towd ranglings blind are the dawnings it's still a mite at four gone the night and more a tune til the mourning i am blowtard and sworn i mumble back to kibble and a mount full of scorn
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Mar 11, 2017
Mar 11, 2017 at 9:37 PM UTC
early curd
Speculation proved contagious, misinterpretation crept silently on patchwork soles (odds n' sods messily stitched, tittle tattle did no favours) like a flu it spread, hushed curiosities rested outside ol' Hutch baker's door, where even a freshly oven'd batch might strain an ear or five to net nearby tongue trading, seeds straining on their brows. Even those Mother hens had a cluck or two left in them, rumours about the 'Dust mite Martyr' as she was dubbed, “Does she have no shame, sitting pretty in Matrimony's dress?” one heaving checkered breast commented titling her beak to gain a better look - At that shriveller slumped, an examiner of the cobbles with such a religious stare her lids traced stones within the darkness, a traveller - wanderer not to be trusted, especially not with bloodied lilies tangled within her gleaming mop.
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Oct 25, 2011
Oct 25, 2011 at 1:58 PM UTC
Martyr
The photo reminded her of bruised fruit. Well first and foremost:fruit. Her body, curled around itself, sheltering the fibrous crunchy pit of her, her body white and frayed looking, rounded buttock, calf gently sloping, feet modest, willowy toes toenails like shale face blurred, questionable dark spots where her eyes could have been. they closed as the shudder buckled, her mouth sagged open, lip lolling to one side, brow ancient furrowed like folds of sand nudged by a lazy tide. None of it concise, only guessing. Her knees brought up, squeezed against small crunch-able chest. Full, heavy with pulp (stringy sweet, what snags on the teeth) but what if it were to fall from an appreciable height? Filmy is the flesh. Daring the looker to look closer, see what mite be hidden there. Ripe:questionable. Sweet like nothing, pouring from the corners of a mouth: what a bite it would be. That first bite. The bruising comes in when she thinks of the brain beneath, that open, limitless figure so pale and forefront and brimming with intent, so crush-able with careless fist, so lovable with thirsty mouth. But what of the mind that put her before you, that turned her vulnerable, shameless, open for discussion? Put her before you. naked.
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Feb 2, 2010
Feb 2, 2010 at 1:01 PM UTC
Figure Study 3
Beauty entrances every ear every surface: engulfs it within the flames that were sacrificed from one hundred lighters ****** up towards the sky with a mite that stirs our joy awake with a mite that seems to consume every fiber of our being in its brilliance and we connect to the power laid before us, given to us at the sound of a yell --a scream so defiant it could break anything but the voice and the essence of our prayers: the prayers to carry us away with these lyrics, these notes and melodies, to carry us away in hopes of finding something better --something euphoric-- within these songs. We are not disappointed in our search.
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Jul 23, 2013
Jul 23, 2013 at 4:03 PM UTC
(Rock) Concerts
If someone tells you they like you but you don't like them back the same way how do you let them down gently what are the words you should say Do you shoulder the blame for the way that you feel Do you tell them its you and not them Do you tell thm they are just moving too fast that their feelings for you are too prem Or is it like pulling a plaster just a swift yank and then it is done it'll hurt like hell for a minute but at least they weren't shot with a gun And maybe I'm making a mountain from a molehill that doesn't exist maybe they want to take back what they said now wouldn't that be a twist Perhaps they are struggling to tell you that you're not who they thought you were that maybe they were a tad hasty that their words were a mite premature It seems that whenever I set out to do the right thing I am cursed to hurt those whos feelings I sought to protect to end up making things worse So forgive me if I have ever caused you pain or caused you distress it was only ever my intention to do what I thought was best And now as this play draws to an end and reaches the final act time will tell if we managed to get out with our friendship intact.
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Jul 1, 2011
Jul 1, 2011 at 9:17 PM UTC
How do you say no?
I never made a poem, dear friend-- I never sat me down, and said, This cunning brain and patient hand Shall fashion something to be read. Men often came to me, and prayed I should indite a fitting verse For fast, or festival, or in Some stately pageant to rehearse. (As if, than Balaam more endowed, I of myself could bless or curse.) Reluctantly I bade them go, Ungladdened by my poet-mite; My heart is not so churlish but Its loves to minister delight. But not a word I breathe is mine To sing, in praise of man or God; My Master calls, at noon or night, I know his whisper and his nod. Yet all my thoyghts to rhythms run, To rhyme, my wisdom and my wit? True, I consume my life in verse, But wouldst thou know how that is writ? 'T is thus--through weary length of days, I bear a thought within my breast That greatens from my growth of soul, And waits, and will not be expressed. It greatens, till its hour has come, Not without pain, it sees the light; 'Twixt smiles and tears I view it o'er, And dare not deem it perfect, quite. These children of my soul I keep Where scarce a mortal man may see, Yet not unconsecrate, dear friend, Baptismal rites they claim of thee.
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Mother Mind
Hold me, love me With all of your mite Be with me Just for tonight Let's drink and get high Until the morning light Have fun and let go Just for tonight Be wild and crazy Let's start a fight Be stupid with me Just for tonight Travel with me And see new sights Let's have an adventure Just for tonight Let's jump off this cliff And then take flight Take risks with me Just for tonight Lay with me And count the satellites Let's be silent Just for tonight It's just you and me in the moonlight Thank you so much Now it's good night
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Jun 6, 2015
Jun 6, 2015 at 12:43 PM UTC
just for tonight
Gilded cage so small and tiny Even singing comes out whiny Stinking of fake fresh and piney Tis the season Leaking water warm and briny With good reason Christmas cheer and glasses toast Loved ones smile and laugh and boast I sit perched upon my post A tinsled column Invisible reluctant host A heart that's solemn A longing for a love so distant The melancholy is persistent A smile could erase it in an instant On a face cherubic For my heart is not resistent It's theraputic So that smile that is perfection Is mirrored in my own reflection Without a thought about rejection Hallucinations About the subtlest inflection In Salutations Surrounded by the merrily intense With drunkard tendencies immense A bar with all accoutrements They pound tequila Drinking away the sacraments Oh yes, I feel ya Merry time with old Kris Kringle Guests all lubed enough to mingle Mistletoe hangs and sleigh bells jingle Gifts homemade Tables adourned and glasses tingle Gold brocade Still I sit all caged and flightless Blind to joy all sad and sightless Drink could make it hurt a mite less I'm going backward Laying here all limp and lifeless Broke and fractured Surrounded by the fake and vexing Artificial and quite perplexing Reality they are rejecting The devil may care Bellies bare and muscles flexing Lost underwear So ******* dancing to the jukebox Lost alone here in the boondocks There is no snow upon the rooftops Ahead they forge Find a room before that thing pops It's so engorged Neighbor ***** all dressed in orange Wearing gold to make the poor cringe Stripping time to fill her syringe I'll be her hinderance Still too drunk from her last binge Faulty remembrance Ridding riff raff from the party People still drunk on Bacardi Noxious gasses burp and farty With toilets makeshift Worn out makeup on the smarty She needs a facelift Time to let the people go Too tired to keep watching the show Drinking hard and walking slow Verbose yet listless Honey I don't want to know It's not my business
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Dec 16, 2014
Dec 16, 2014 at 11:22 AM UTC
I Hate Holiday Parties (for Wolf Spirits Christmas Challenge)
Gilded cage so small and tiny Even singing comes out whiny Stinking of fake fresh and piney Tis the season Leaking water warm and briny With good reason Christmas cheer and glasses toast Loved ones smile and laugh and boast I sit perched upon my post A tinsled column Invisible reluctant host A heart that's solemn A longing for a love so distant The melancholy is persistent A smile could erase it in an instant On a face cherubic For my heart is not resistent It's theraputic So that smile that is perfection Is mirrored in my own reflection Without a thought about rejection Hallucinations About the subtlest inflection In Salutations Surrounded by the merrily intense With drunkard tendencies immense A bar with all accoutrements They pound tequila Drinking away the sacraments Oh yes, I feel ya Merry time with old Kris Kringle Guests all lubed enough to mingle Mistletoe hangs and sleigh bells jingle Gifts homemade Tables adourned and glasses tingle Gold brocade Still I sit all caged and flightless Blind to joy all sad and sightless Drink could make it hurt a mite less I'm going backward Laying here all limp and lifeless Broke and fractured Surrounded by the fake and vexing Artificial and quite perplexing Reality they are rejecting The devil may care Bellies bare and muscles flexing Lost underwear So ******* dancing to the jukebox Lost alone here in the boondocks There is no snow upon the rooftops Ahead they forge Find a room before that thing pops It's so engorged Neighbor ***** all dressed in orange Wearing gold to make the poor cringe Stripping time to fill her syringe I'll be her hinderance Still too drunk from her last binge Faulty remembrance Ridding riff raff from the party People still drunk on Bacardi Noxious gasses burp and farty With toilets makeshift Worn out makeup on the smarty She needs a facelift Time to let the people go Too tired to keep watching the show Drinking hard and walking slow Verbose yet listless Honey I don't want to know It's not my business
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tickling tape worms living in ape arms squiggly shapes getting fat like grapes and traveling in veins like a gutter swallows rain like an utter in pain painting pitchers so milky white tight like an overstuffed mite bee or egg infested ceiling unappealing but crack is revealing my inner thoughts statutory holocaust saturated oil spots aggravated foil plots plotting for a battle
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Aug 18, 2014
Aug 18, 2014 at 1:23 AM UTC
grape jelly
What foes or friends do we perceive when we connect by chance conceived? Would you care to explain how this is my fault? Pray tell tis Joseph come to his census. Come nigh so late to what truth evinces. Four heed own Lay won knot thin kit sis... Prays got a buff! Fine uh Lee… Coarse sit duhs pour ten dove baa doe mens. Naughty ville purse say! Oar eve in dud ark Om end... Shell Ira Bjorn ease? Orb headers till yore effete? Ike ant aft tub Abe eave oar yew yen owe... Wall oh win knit. Gore Ida head. Yuck use amoeba *** is hint umm eye fall tis zit? Yuck cues amoeba ditz nada tall mite urn toot ache tub lame. Bub I... Hope Joe Ill step pup two wit all Irie lay trill lee dew
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Aug 13, 2014
Aug 13, 2014 at 1:02 PM UTC
Aisle Of Lane Quit Jah
It stirs my soul to say I am slave, for thee, daddy, I shall mock ideas of freedom cast forth by common and devilish cultures, for thee i shall embrace another sort of freedom, freedom under constraint, constraint willfully chosen, by infinite grace, ever applied in totality, to me, freedom that says, before I was a slave to sin, now i am a slave to righteousness, and joyfully so, for being moved by your spirit, i am ever able, when before i was helpless, to choose that which pleases the abundant master, the master without end, the existing one, El Ro'i , the God who sees me, me a slave chosen as friend, me a friend adopted as son, me a son lavished as heir to that which i deserve not an inkling, or mite, not jot, nor tittle, not a word or breath from your lips, none of that which you spoke or breathed into being. Oh, God! I am a slave!Ever shall I be! Thank you master that i be, ever slave, ever to thee.
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Sep 19, 2014
Sep 19, 2014 at 12:45 AM UTC
Oh God, I am a slave!
*** dat lingwistik **** is so **** bro. ppl dun wanna no nefing nemore, well tgif. i just wanna *** some bishes nd 4get abt lyf. I ceebs bein gud wif werdz. i jst wnt sum roofies 2 hlp me relx. my comp is lagging 2much. 2 many **** on ytube 2dae. imma go on COD and shoot sum ***** jst add me on SC nd u can send me nudes. i mite c u at da clubs 2nite. rofl. YOLO. inb4 dis is uncomahensabul dis is 2deep4u.
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May 23, 2016
May 23, 2016 at 11:46 AM UTC
4chan Philosophy in Leet Speak.
Here I am, it's just me Drowning in my personal emotional sea No ones here to save me As i sink deep, deep down The water pierces my screams and lets me silently drown At first i want to struggle To rise above these waves crashing upon me I'm thinking if I can just get free I would change my life and be better But as these thoughts came i only got wetter Now as I'm midway deep The air in my lungs start to seep I hold on with all my mite Not letting my opponent win this fight My face started to go blue and my lungs gave in too Then i gave up my struggle Creating a clear white, delicate bubble As a signal of my peace As i sink beneath the bright and colourful reef Hearing my final beep... beep............... beep.
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May 21, 2013
May 21, 2013 at 6:19 AM UTC
overwhelming
flame in a dark pit rain on a mountain ice    in the veins:                           blockade one of these days techno nightmares will break through    analog purity,         of course       they will but,         then    you'll have it your way, where dust becomes you more than your electric    dreams,         of course, you would rather be muted i won't
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Dec 23, 2018
Dec 23, 2018 at 10:20 PM UTC
dust mite, the muted
Berthed and tailed in Almighty, Tea showed its mite as an entity In daily life with its novelty In reality tea is in plenty Producers and users make it tasty To sip in habitual punctuality Its beauty lies in its utility Take it hot, not to be hasty For a break in work, it has its sanctity In extreme hot or cold, it is naughty Its quantity goes well with quality It has limited warranty and guaranty No pantry without tea Kudos to tea’s entreaty For its welcome treat in any treaty Oh! Behold its entry and pageantry
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Mar 1, 2015
Mar 1, 2015 at 9:56 PM UTC
Tea an entity
Hey Brain You again Yeah...you ready to write now? Nah Seriously!? Throw me a bone, I beg you I plead! Don't make me grovel from down on my knees! I want to write verses, stanzas, and rhymes I want to write odes that span hundreds of lines! You don't understand the depths I would go if only you'd let my creativity flow within me there's power of unfathomable wonder I will rip apart planets, I'll tear universes asunder! I want to dip my brush into the paint of my mind and just go to town until my mind paint is dried. Paint that will land on more than the canvas the floor, ceiling and walls will be stained with this madness! My mind is spinning with various hues greens, reds, and yellows -- purples and blues My heart's 'bout to beat right out of my chest and trust me, dear brain, that'd be a magnificent mess If I go too much longer, I may go insane and start writing of kumquats who dance in the rain with whom are they dancing out there in the rain? Why, none other than the late Saddam al Hussein and those kumquats are making Saddam a mite jealous due to the fact that they have much better moustaches And why do kumquats have moustaches you wonder? I'm so glad you asked, 'cause they're from the Down Under Yes those kumqats were Australian, but they're not long for that land Tom Selleck just ate 'em.  Rhyme like Yoda, I can See what you do, when you do this to me? When the one thing you do is not a **** thing? My apathetic brain, why must you sit here and fight Put down your defenses, and just. let. me. WRITE. Umm...you just...kinda did Oh.  Thanks...I think. Whatever
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Jan 11, 2012
Jan 11, 2012 at 2:28 AM UTC
My Apathetic Brain Pt. 2
Hey Brain You again Yeah...you ready to write now? Nah Seriously!? Throw me a bone, I beg you I plead! Don't make me grovel from down on my knees! I want to write verses, stanzas, and rhymes I want to write odes that span hundreds of lines! You don't understand the depths I would go if only you'd let my creativity flow within me there's power of unfathomable wonder I will rip apart planets, I'll tear universes asunder! I want to dip my brush into the paint of my mind and just go to town until my mind paint is dried. Paint that will land on more than the canvas the floor, ceiling and walls will be stained with this madness! My mind is spinning with various hues greens, reds, and yellows -- purples and blues My heart's 'bout to beat right out of my chest and trust me, dear brain, that'd be a magnificent mess If I go too much longer, I may go insane and start writing of kumquats who dance in the rain with whom are they dancing out there in the rain? Why, none other than the late Saddam al Hussein and those kumquats are making Saddam a mite jealous due to the fact that they have much better moustaches And why do kumquats have moustaches you wonder? I'm so glad you asked, 'cause they're from the Down Under Yes those kumqats were Australian, but they're not long for that land Tom Selleck just ate 'em.  Rhyme like Yoda, I can See what you do, when you do this to me? When the one thing you do is not a **** thing? My apathetic brain, why must you sit here and fight Put down your defenses, and just. let. me. WRITE. Umm...you just...kinda did Oh.  Thanks...I think. Whatever
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