there is no better shoe
breezed and open
leather soles
reeking from my trips
to here
and there
when i go to wash them
on sunday afternoon
i always find a stinging lizard
but i know its mostly my environment
if i could move
should i relocate
there should be far less pain
nothing to ***** about
a new space means
the denial of spiders of the mouth
denial of room temp pasta salad
denial of eat hate pray
please
let me wash your feet

A Barry Hodges poem by Edna*

I remember a girlfriend called Mary
Whose ***** was exceedingly hairy;
She came from Newcastle;
And the stench of her *******
Converted me into a fairy.

Thus I rejected your Glorias and Glendas
In frilly white bras and suspenders;
And sought sweet catharsis
From the nice juicy arses
Of poofters and other gay benders.

Redemption came to me from Millie:
A big girl, a well-padded filly;
She was just a Geordie
And really quite ******
But her **** smelled as sweet as a lily.

******* and your dear old trains,
hard seats and beat staff selling
rip-off chaff on chariots of mass
profits. The **** merchant gazes
through dead eyes and scratched
plastic as he charges up my **** with
an astronomical figure. A smile
on his bosses face as he races
into his office with more bloated
profits is all he can think of as he
sinks my high hopes into an oblivion
of rage. "*******" I tell him as he
flashes his price, 'that's twice what
I've already paid', but "mind your
language" is all he says as if that's
worse than ****** a man half your age.
He can't use his brain independently
from the movement of his masters
strings, he must watch the news
as if he's staring at his personal
kings - what a *****. All I can do now
is accept my fate of a few boring dates
with the telephone and my mates
at East Mids Trains, but that's in the
future and the **** merchant's in the
past, now I speed towards memories
I hope will far outlast that **** behind
the plastic and the ***** to whom his
thoughts are cast. Bring on
The Big Smoke.

How I love the smell of your *****
As you straddle my eager open mouth
My tongue licks at your mighty ****
As your canines brush my engorged ****.

How I love the taste of your throbbing ****!
O the feel of your spotty **** in my hands!
How my tonsils risk a ****** good bruising!
And lo! my ***** get stuck between your teeth!

Then your ***** gushes down my hungry cake-hole
And my salty ***** juices run down your fat chin -
But the best bit so far, is if we skilfully manage
To let fly two foetid mutual simultaneous farts.

But now, folks, we get to the really good bit
The bit which we have both been waiting for:
Out come our joint warm streams of diarrheoa
Drenching our excited faces in noisome filth.

A cottage in the country a woven roof of thatch
In the kitchen a fat lady her knickers on the latch
Pulled down past her chubby thighs exposing her hot hatch
Within those apple gatherers a juicy damp wet patch

Wearing an undone apron with her bra unclipped to match
A wooden spoon is waiting she's cooking up a batch
Arthritic hands maybe a snag but not much of a catch
Spoon up her hole to stir the bowl using her wide ******

Two 44dd mixing bowls a mixture of flour and ginger
Sugar hurled and butter twirled with her vigorous ***** ninja
Spoon dripping salted essences oozing down that wooded stirrup
Ground cinnamon is added with her special golden syrup
A touch of soda bicarb an egg mixed in with her *****
Spoon inserted actions ***** squeezing wince and cringe

Shaped and cut a ginger nut ***** mixing makes you ache
Ovens hot sheet trays are got greased slid inside to bake
A warming up made from her cup is this a big mistake
Gingers fine if dough is prime so now who's on the make

Your on the rise what a surprise now you are awake
Placed on the side with tarts beside I wonder what's at stake
Rampant ginger smells so good some pieces fall and flake
In bed with tarts a fancy start when Fred has had his cake

pe · nis / pēnis / noun: *****; many nouns: penises;
Large number of names: transplant of a ****** cell
transplant during the itching of the male vertebral organs.
In most mammals and other mammals,
it is primarily tissue and has a ***** extraction service.
синоними: phallus, male member, male
*****, *** and the alphabet;   informal sector; mickey
informal wet lunchbox;      snakeskin bag of monkeys,
John Thomas, Johnson,                                  machines
and men between people, objects, eyes,
legs and the third stage, the old man, rock, pencil,
saplings, suspension,  Roger, sürjignüür and tonic,
neck, arms and pillows;                                               rough snake ***** horn,
dad, peter, punk chowder;                                                  The long and brutal
serpent is long; rough hoses,
frames, sofas, wiener, *******, whang,
whiner; Adequate technical assistance
Former member of the film is A child,
nerves and orders, cancer, itching,                         |             burning of babies,
dinosaurs and tubers, among glimmerzology
there are some invertebrates,
such as stomach pains in the early eighteenth century:
        Latin tail, *****. · Gi · na / vəjīnə / noun: ******;
several words: ******; several names: vaginas 1. |
The external genital muscles
are used in the uterine ******,
most mammals: white words;
a funny woman, rough snake pasta,
****, ******, honeypot,                               punching a hole in her pantyhose,
tail, field of snakes,  ****, *****, ******,
late seventeenth century:                                      origin of the Latin language
"hoods and slaves." · ***** / ˌгаəkampəs /
noun ANATOMY noun: hippocampus; name: hippocampus
The elongated ribs on both sides of the brain are emotional,
memory and autonomic nerves.    The most recent origin of the XVI century Over Seas Horse:               Greece through Hippocampos,
called by Latin Riding and Hippo 'Campos'. or · do / \
ˌɡôrˌɡazəm / noun: ******; plural noun:         ******* 1.
In the sense of substitution of ****** desire,
****** desire and ****** feelings.                                  "she came to ******"
means verb: ******; 3rd person: charming;
Previous: orgasmed; former participant: orgasmed;          Gerund or current participant: ****** 1. Feel the ******.
Late medieval 17th generation: France leads the Greeks,
Latin or modern peaks.   The organs growth is affected.
****** slang words / fk / ******: ****; 3rd person: last time:
last part: ******; Gerundio (current participation): ******* 1.
Two men have ***. 2. Damage or damage to something.
noun: ****; plural noun: ***** 1. copulation. ****** partner;
The only language or language used is different languages ​​
to express hearing,                            disdain and impatience.
Words:                                   highlight a person who blames
or insults someone before possessing
others to be guilty of self-confidence,
abuse,                                            insult or denial of using a flute accustomed
to telling someone to offend or offending others.
Better that someone or someone be disappointed.
Do not say anything bad or quiet.                   Origin of the sixteenth century:
fox of Swedish origin of German origin,             Dutch *******; it originates
                           from the word "strike",                       which means "Latin".

I can't die with black toenails
The sock fluff, in the corners
That sit waiting to shock the world
I can't die with a hairy *****
Looking like a sleeping Chewbacka 
Unmaintained and with musk 
I can't die with crusty sleepy eye
The kind you forget
When you've not washed your face
Before walking the dog
You can....
Well, most of you
Who cares what the mortician thinks? 
Well I surey do
The mortician is my sister 
If you were me
You'd care too.